The Seven Signs Of Ageing | Bobby Dazzler

The Seven Signs Of Ageing | Bobby Dazzler | Sarah Millican

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These are the real seven signs of ageing according to Sarah Millican. Please note that not every sign is applicable to you, yet.
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@sarahmillican 5 ай бұрын

Are you seeing any signs yet?

@RIXRADvidz 5 ай бұрын

enjoying the privilege of Age. because it's about to run out, stage4 pancreatic cancer has me checking out a little earlier than the rest of you, but it's going to be glorious, I'll never know it happened, I"ll be in a cloud of comfort and drugs.

@RuthBhmand 5 ай бұрын

Yep, I’m older than you flower, so I’ve wrinkles in all sort of places.😘 But the grey hair doesn’t bother me much and I don’t give a twats arse about my skin. I do use the same fillers as you; Chocolate biscuits mainly.🥰

@AdrianColley 5 ай бұрын

My favourite sign of aging is when I tell myself that I'm too old to do something, and a minute later realize that I'm not too old, but it made a really good excuse not to clean that thing as often as I should, and the lazy part of my brain has figured out how to fool the rest of me into not doing it.

@yippee8570 5 ай бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz That's the way to do it. And laugh along to Sarah before you go x

@RIXRADvidz 5 ай бұрын

@@yippee8570 I'm fully convinced she's an Angel sent to ease the way for a lot of us. Laughter truly is the best medicine, 10 minutes with Sarah is practically cure.

@Cobbmtngirl 4 ай бұрын

“It’s a privilege to get old. Not everyone gets the chance” ❣️

@broomrider4699 3 ай бұрын

My hubby has always said getting older is way better than the alternative.

@pollyanna5354 2 ай бұрын

Exactly having lost 2 sons at 22 and 30yrs old everyday is a blessing xx

@janetgrisso4899 2 ай бұрын

Amen Sis!

@mariahiller 13 күн бұрын

Indeed.

@nancyleader6967 12 күн бұрын

@@pollyanna5354 I am very sorry that you are going through that kind of grief and loss. May God bless you and give you peace of mind and heart.❤

@barbarakrans8515 3 ай бұрын

When she admitted to using fillers - cakes and pies - I nearly fell off my chair laughing. This woman is a treasure.

@CHAOTICREATIONS 5 ай бұрын

I absolutely love this woman. She makes me laugh in ways that shock me. I laugh loud, hard and without effort... Sarah makes me forget about the difficulties of life and just live in the moment. I am so grateful for her. She has found her niche and she is tremendous..I wish I could see her live

@vicstar62 5 ай бұрын

Yes me too! Just love her! She makes me laugh so hard.

@laurabenevelli6783 5 ай бұрын

I would absolutely LOVE to see her live “across the pond” in Chicago, Illinois. There’s only a few comedians who can make me actually laugh out loud and Sarah is unquestionably on the top of that list.

@lordmorley7561 5 ай бұрын

100th like, you are so welcome 😊

@intellectualesemv 5 ай бұрын

Field trip!

@Linda-yg4zy 5 ай бұрын

Can we make that trip ‘Down Under’ via the Atlantic Ocean please?! I’d LOOOOOOOOVE to see Sarah here in Australia …. & don’t forget, we ‘Antipodeans’ absolutely GET British humour! 🤪

@julsweaver 5 ай бұрын

I work in skincare and people come up to me daily saying they want this and that for their "old" skin, then start saying, "dont get old, it's awful" and "I never used to look like this, I cant stand it!" And even, "My mom was so beautiful until she was X age, I'll bever be as beautiful as she was, I just dont have her skin" And it sucks hearing so many people constantly dog on themselves for what IS a privilege. I always say the same thing back, "Ageing is a blessing and a curse, a curse because change is scary but a blessing bc not everyone makes it this far" and it works 98% of the time with good results.

@anonfornow359 2 ай бұрын

Good job! Speak truth. 😊

@debbiethomas3687 5 ай бұрын

You left hair out of your list. After menopause, hair not only forgets where it's supposed to grow - and where it's not supposed to grow - but how long it should be. It thins where you want it, like on your head, but not only does it spring out of places your mother never mentioned it would, like moles, your chin, and not forgetting the previous small, odd, hair above your top lip which is now a new, improved, luxury moustache, but I've also recently discovered eyebrow hairs long enough to make Dennis Healey's eyebrows pale into insignificance! But, only in my left eyebrow. The right one has yet to surprise me and I await that with interest, and a certain amount of trepidation. I love your comedy. You just make me laugh out loud, and we all need a bit of that. Thank you Sarah, long may you stand up! Happy New Year.

@magster6022 5 ай бұрын

I've got your right eyebrow elaborations.

@rachelquecanta 5 ай бұрын

😅 so true!

@tinastreet6658 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for mentioning eyebrows! I had no clue this happened to women. For 50 years I never trimmed and only plucked a few stray ones, but now they grow faster than the hair on my head. And I’m growing grey ones. Wtf 😂

@TM-hl7ir 4 ай бұрын

Over here in the US. I turn off the news😢😮 so I can get ready for bed. Watch a bit of Sarah so I don’t have nightmares. Love ya flower ❤

@markduggan3451 5 ай бұрын

When you said that growing old is a privilege not given to all,it stuck a cord with me. My wife is older now than her oldest sister by 10 years.

@angeladavies898 5 ай бұрын

Me too, it’s definitely how I feel; my best friend died at 37 and we should now both be 60 ❤❤😢

@auntymammalia9384 Ай бұрын

70 here and I love being old. Especially if you're a bit insane. Old really works for me.

@user-io2et5bv2s Ай бұрын

Must be one of the lucky ones…

@megb9700 5 ай бұрын

My 16 yr old son flashed through my mind when she said, “Youth serum.” And then she said it, 15 minutes of solid laughter!

@lloydsshednanigans 5 ай бұрын

It's a bit like the term 'Gender Fluid'. God Almighty - Let's not THINK about THAT!

@nevadastreak 5 ай бұрын

@@lloydsshednanigansOh no ive not thought of gender fluid that way hahaha

@terriparmer9689 3 ай бұрын

I'm dead 😂😅

@wynjones2877 5 ай бұрын

My mother said that her secret of not looking her age was "Fat hides wrinkles". I am 64 and now I say it.

@AlexysB 5 ай бұрын

We must protect this woman at all costs!!!

@KimKim-pp5fn 5 ай бұрын

HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE

@nancyjones6949 2 ай бұрын

I ease the ageing process by using night lights every where in the house .You would be amazed how good you look in 7 watts of light !

@spritzpistol 5 ай бұрын

I’ve just lost my dear little kitty, and feel my worlds shattered into tiny pieces. I wanted something to take my mind off feeling so sorry for myself, and missing my tiny beauty. Sarah, you never fail to find the most ordinary and bizarre things in life, and turn them on their heads and make me laugh. You are truly are the best pep me-up tonic in the world. Thank you for making me laugh and smile, again. My husband has gone out to pay the vet (as we had our fur babe put down to stop her suffering), I can’t wait for him to come back, and cry tears of laughter with me and watching you Sarah (does that sound weird😮😅). Bless you. We hope one day to see you live. In the meantime we will keep watching you here as we always do. Thank you again……❤

@KyanneSummer 5 ай бұрын

I am truly terribly sorry for the loss of your baby kitty😢😢😢💔💔💔💔🙏🏼

@spritzpistol 5 ай бұрын

Ah bless you, thanks. Reminds me how precious life is❤

@Bea_Cannelloni 5 ай бұрын

So sorry for your loss, that sounds awful. 😢😢 I'm glad this video brought you some joy and I wish you all the strength to deal with this pain. 🧡🧡

@MLiesel 5 ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss!

@bradleybarnett9545 4 ай бұрын

People can be so sweet & very kind.

@davebanting876 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant Hysterical Genius..... nothing else needs to be said about Sarah Millican. Thank you Sarah for making me cry with laughter when things were difficult.

@lucrecevonkasm 5 ай бұрын

Thank you lady for making the world a better place to still be in. 💙🙏🏻🕊🌞

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

O yes very very true ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@karenyork9863 5 ай бұрын

I love her humor! Since I'm coming up on my 80th birthday, I appreciated the 7 signs on her list!!

@gabrielaantonioli 5 ай бұрын

I have two neck lines. Sometimes I look at them and seems I was hanged but survived hahaha

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

Good one. Lol lol.❤❤❤❤❤😊

@eddieboyky 5 ай бұрын

I adore her! Finding her on KZfaq led to exploring other British comedians, which in turn led to finding Taskmaster, all of which have brought much joy to my life.

@jenreii 5 ай бұрын

I was absolutely delighted when she was on taskmaster 😊 she was just as chaotic as I'd hoped haha

@robynirons194 3 ай бұрын

British comedy is THE BEST!

@jabekajabeka3188 5 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness but I have never laughed as long and as hard as I do with Sarah’s stand-up. Absolutely the best!!!

@FreeRangedPuppets 5 ай бұрын

I absolutely love her brand of humor. I would love to get to see her live one day.

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

She is really really great live,she came to Tasmania in Australia, last year, still think about how funny she was.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@ellaeadig263 2 ай бұрын

"It's a privilege to get old because not everybody gets the chance" is going to be my new mantra for life. It always bothered me that like, 20 year olds think I'm old at 40 when I feel exactly the same as when I was in my 20s. But now I'm going to tell them all to get stuffed because I am honoured to have made it this far.

@cory4682 9 күн бұрын

I reached,62 my bottom half,looks Like a sack of potatoes,my upper Half is stretched,beyond belief.

@joybidmead2454 18 күн бұрын

Sarah you have the best way of telling the truth. I Just love your humour. Brilliant

@kyllancarrington 22 күн бұрын

Luv a Duck! You are beyond hysterical in each and every way. ❤

@wendyloganj 2 ай бұрын

Seen on a recent T-shirt: Don’t tell me to act my age! I’ve never been this old before!

@BritGirlJay 5 ай бұрын

Sarah is the GOAT - always funny, always relatable - just brilliant always.

@cherrytate7149 2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤The ONLY person that can make me laugh...and bring me out of my depression .GOD LOVE YOU ..SARAH MILLICAN

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤

@joniangelsrreal6262 3 ай бұрын

First timer … fillers ..cakes and pies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wendyspiesman992 2 ай бұрын

Just discovered you! Why is UK humor SO MUCH BETTER than US humor. ❤

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

I think it may be a little more real?.❤❤❤❤😂😂

@robertabray-enhus3198 Ай бұрын

She’s so funny,brilliant!😂 I wish she was known here in the US!

@rosemarywilliams9969 2 ай бұрын

😳😳OMG I just noticed that same line on my neck while washing my face. I was like has that always been there? Than I thought WE'LL if someone wanted to chop off my head they would know where to aim😂😂😂 NOT sure why but it's still funny to me❤

@Nopenopenope6969 14 күн бұрын

Most of us have it! Anywhere your body bends, we generally got 'em. Including our fingers! No big deal.

@tropicalparadise8266 5 ай бұрын

Oh Sarah you bring so much joy to my life. You are absolutely BRILLIANT ❤❤

@dinaboaro4558 2 ай бұрын

Love Sarah shes naturally so funny and tells it so true ❤❤

@geoffwilkins9125 2 ай бұрын

Sarah your a master of your art ! Great 😂

@kevenpinder7025 5 ай бұрын

My 7 signs of aging 1) At the doctor's office you're flipping thru People Magazine, and you have no idea who any of them are. 2) You're watching a year end "celebrities we have lost" to see who you've outlived. 3) Whilst out driving, at some point, there is a 50% chance someone will cross the left side double line to pass you. 4) You average 7+ naps per week. 5) You realize you are out of some food item and instead of going out to get it, you order it from Amazon. 6) Your car is older than your grandchildren. 7) In any journey out of the house, it's a toss up what will cut your trip short, exhaustion or stiffness.

@ardenr317 5 ай бұрын

True! All true!!

@Phylicity 2 ай бұрын

Yeh, recognise all those signs. Eyebrows gone but now getting a beard. Except I’ve now gone to next step, lost most hair on my body, eyebrows, lashes, hair from arms, legs, armpits, all face hair gone including an inch or so all around hair line. No more waxing or shaving which is a bonus. But you get to the stage where the small stuff is just that, insignificant. So what does it matter if you’re having a bad hair day.

@juliejohnson497 Ай бұрын

Or you may need to cut your trip short to go home to see if your bathroom is still there.

@vivienneoneill5400 Ай бұрын

That is true too.❤❤❤❤❤❤

@atalanta9353 5 ай бұрын

Ironically, her skin looks amazing and she doesn’t look 47.

@Phylicity 2 ай бұрын

47? She’s still a young woman, lucky her!

@dorothea_walland 4 ай бұрын

Sarah, you are an absolute treasure and a legend. You make this world tremendously more bearable. may you be happy and healthy. forever. ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

YES ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@luminyam6145 3 ай бұрын

Oh Sarah, you are a delight!🥰

@Phylicity 2 ай бұрын

Told my husband that I never wanted to be old and have no money. He listened but now that I’m old I’m spending all my money on chiropractors, dentists, tricologists, podiatrists, osteopaths, dermatologists, opticians, and hearing aid people. Not exactly what I had in mind.

@shelleyg1836 5 ай бұрын

Just found this lady and shes fabulous. I could listen to her for hrs. shes super funny.

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

Happy for you that you found Sarah.❤❤❤❤❤

@cathytrottier8944 3 ай бұрын

I have been in full menopause for 2 1/2 years and I am 50 yrs old now. My peri menopause started when I was 43 .

@catherinesmart8509 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant. Hilarious. Best delivery ever.

@Jen-tn1un 3 ай бұрын

I love that the ad I got after this was for Nivea anti-wrinkle serum...

@kbhprinsesse 4 ай бұрын

Your take on Madonna is bang on, pet ❤

@eliotdeag8040 2 ай бұрын

Madonna did bang on a pet, think it was in her book!

@TheFrugalMom0507 2 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard , I’m crying.

@woodlandlady7011 5 ай бұрын

You never fail to make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts and I can't catch my breath, Sarah

@joynkindness 4 ай бұрын

😂 I thought that yrs ago about the neck line. 😂M

@arlenelazio315 5 ай бұрын

I’m not a prude and at 70 I can out swear anyone! You are throwing the f word around without any impact! And your material is funny and swearing is needed.

@daithiod 5 ай бұрын

She’s wonderful. Delighted to have stumbled across her live shows having only seen her on BBC. She’s brilliant.

@princessann9285 2 ай бұрын

I tell people that all my hair has moved to my chin! I am 69.. love ya Sarah...

@Kkoakk 5 ай бұрын

This young lady is funny and a pleasure to watch,thankyou sarah

@joclayton3464 5 ай бұрын

Oh Sarah. Thank you for that. I laughed out loud. It is a fucking privilege to get old with all the decay and indignities it involves. X

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

Lol lol ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@stefansjoholm8719 5 ай бұрын

I absolutely adore Sarah Millican. So clever and funny!

@karenritter2574 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣growing old is mandatory (if possible), growing up is optional

@ntrope2090 3 ай бұрын

Aging is a privilege not a disease.❤

@symon3304 4 ай бұрын

Discovering the Sister Boniface Mysteries and enjoying it was one my signs.

@catherinehawkins3211 Ай бұрын

looking up ‘sister boniface mys…’

@Toni-oy5gu 3 күн бұрын

Brilliant!! The accent increases the laughter even more. 🤣🤣

@lindaj748 20 күн бұрын

Brilliant!! After waiting 2 years, actually managed to get tickets for your November show in Canterbury 🎉🎉🎉

@samk4801 5 ай бұрын

#8. Having lived with my aging dad, I learned that hope is essential. For example: "Oh my. I HOPE that's chocolate!!!" Love ya Sarah! Cheers from across the pond.

@juliejohnson497 Ай бұрын

.".. hope that's chocolate" Very witty Sam! And this is the kind of thinking and hoping that will help us through it all.

@samk4801 Ай бұрын

@@juliejohnson497 Thanks. 😀 I decided after the lock down that humor is my strongest suit to help me make it through these crazy times.

@ameliautting7803 5 ай бұрын

So funny! She's not scared, which is brilliant!

@angelaboheme7361 5 ай бұрын

Hilarious as usual ❤ LOVE the colors and pattern of the dress! And thanks so much for putting back agreeing into the right place! ❤❤

@Olena371 3 ай бұрын

Thank you😂

@jeanettegehl-harrison7628 5 ай бұрын

She makes me belly laugh every time!

@izme1000 5 ай бұрын

I was in the middle of opening my weekly tablet box to refill, when you mentioned them.

@vivienneoneill5400 2 ай бұрын

Lol.❤❤❤❤

@ArteyD 5 ай бұрын

Funniest person ever! My sign is that my cheeks are getting stretchier and stretchier…soon I will be able to wrap my cheeks over my whole face, which is good if I ever get arrested and have to go to court as I won’t have to buy a newspaper to hide my face!

@ptosky 5 ай бұрын

This may sound creepy but Sarah I love you! I am so glad I found you in youtube! You're refreshing and real and so very clever. I wish you'd come to Greece. You're absolutely a gem!

@lauramanuel7619 5 ай бұрын

*sitting at her desk watching KZfaq filling up her weekly pill caddy at exactly THAT time of the video* …. *raises her hand*😅😂

@vivienneoneill5400 Ай бұрын

This is very true.❤❤❤❤❤❤

@lyannawinter405 5 ай бұрын

That was hilarious and wholesome and ... well, just a joy

@gracecrawford2971 3 ай бұрын

She is the best!!! ❤

@lindsayspindler9240 4 ай бұрын

I love all of your jokes. Always puts a smile on my face.

@charlotteillustration5778 5 ай бұрын

Completely wonderful, made me feel better instantly. Thank you, Sarah.

@Jenniferlynn6504 5 ай бұрын

Perimenopause is wonderful 😂

@adajanetta1 5 ай бұрын

I love the ZURI dress. It looks even better on Sarah than on the models.

@irenehurtig266 5 ай бұрын

Love you from Sweden

@kimcunningham2107 5 ай бұрын

Sarah...you are brilliant. 🤣🥰❤️

@Kimmirisk 5 ай бұрын

Speak the truth you gorgeous lady!❤

@carrieduff1388 3 ай бұрын

Bloody hilarious!

@Vickie-Bligh 5 ай бұрын

I enjoyed Bobby Dazzler so much. You are the best, Sarah.

@deeliciousplum 8 күн бұрын

Priceless! And, this is the art of comedy that many need during these times. Love, love, and love Sarah's cheeky and blush-inducing comedy. 🌸

@sholbk 5 ай бұрын

Sarah is the best! I am excited every time a new video pops up!

@susanaramirez2116 24 күн бұрын

This is why I love number 7: my youngest girl cousin was murdered by her husband. She did not reach age 50. I embrace my wrinkles as I've earned them. Sarah I treasure you for being so fucking honest in ways that amuse and count. Bless your fuzzy little heart. 🥰🥰🥰

@vivienneoneill5400 3 ай бұрын

She is really great. Love her❤❤❤❤

@stephanieyancey4414 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely HILARIOUS! I wish I lived closer!

@KatBatwings 5 ай бұрын

Currently sick with Covid and Sarah has always made me laugh and this is helping me feel better ❤

@rejoyce318 5 ай бұрын

Feel better soon. Great username, too.

@tammywooster6862 5 ай бұрын

I can so see Madonna at the queen vic hands down the best eastenders reference

@user-gs9el1sc2g 4 ай бұрын

really witty and down to earth need a laugh thank you

@jamiekelo 3 ай бұрын

You my dear are the Absolute Best!!!!🩷🤪🩷

@marlenemoreau678 5 ай бұрын

I love listening to you. I may never get to the UK, from Canada. Thanks for posting on KZfaq.

@RaymondLedger Ай бұрын

I would love to watch you live. I think you’re so funny.

@jeannedigennaro6484 5 ай бұрын

Love the stuff about Madonna.

@somethingelse9176 5 ай бұрын

Man I needed this today.

@duffgirl216 5 ай бұрын

😂 Sarah I love you so much!!!! Thanks for always without fail making me smile/laugh!!

@davidconnell1959 5 ай бұрын

Oh, Sarah, love, I needed this. My birthday is in the week and… I needed this. You’re my hero.

@darkshali 5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday :) and hope you are okay.

@beatsg 5 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday❤

@AnnaAnna-uc2ff 5 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@noreenh3186 13 күн бұрын

Love Love love you sarah.Very funny😂😂😂😂😂

@e.woodwitch2925 5 ай бұрын

You are brilliant. Have loved your humour for years.

@jaredoaks 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@lanamiller5121 5 ай бұрын

So true!! Love this!

@promiscuous675 5 ай бұрын

Thank you.