The Shortest War EVER

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8 ай бұрын

It is time for WAR.
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@HeyHistorically 8 ай бұрын

Like always, if you like our work, please consider supporting us on Patreon! -> www.patreon.com/HeyHistorically And uhhh... like subscribe?! 😎

@Hello.Madness 8 ай бұрын

I was correct with the Zanzibar War 😊

@nothanks9503 8 ай бұрын

By historically fact you mean German propaganda

@HeyHistorically 8 ай бұрын

@@nothanks9503 Bro what

@Chainsnotforreal 8 ай бұрын

Oversimplified reference! 10:39

@Hello.Madness 8 ай бұрын

@@nothanks9503 WHAT AHAHA

@ONI_002 8 ай бұрын

theres duty, theres bravery, theres stupidity and then theres a zanzibari man with an outdated rifle speeding towards a modern battleship in a steam powered dingi

@CRYPTID536 8 ай бұрын

D: All of the above

@thelordofcringe 8 ай бұрын

Not sure about zanzibar specifically but in some cultures halfway across the continent, it was becoming fashionable for all warriors to get high on European imported drugs before any battle. They may have had absolutely zero idea what they were doing lol

@comlitbeta7532 8 ай бұрын

It's about sending a message

@MPbmfm 8 ай бұрын

True candidates for the Darwin Award

@ONI_002 8 ай бұрын

@@MPbmfm i honestly admire this kind of determination

@jenniferazure1421 8 ай бұрын

A war so short that explaining it takes somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 of the time it took to actually fight it.

@user-ue2sj5ck3h 4 ай бұрын

A war so short that waiting for it to start was going half longer than the war itsef.

@sleepykirbyplays6323 2 ай бұрын

A war so short they took more time animating it- no, drawing 3 frames

@thefanfinfulo 8 ай бұрын

Love the oversimplified reference at 10:40

@markereeni 8 ай бұрын

Same

@jonathanwells223 8 ай бұрын

Because oversimplified is uncool?

@carrott36 8 ай бұрын

@@jonathanwells223Because he says ‘dude uncool’

@Daniel-rj8of 4 ай бұрын

@@jonathanwells223 blasphemy

@Qreator06 3 ай бұрын

This whole channel is an Oversimplified reference

@NikolaSDPHR 8 ай бұрын

This channel is painfully underrated

@CRYPTID536 8 ай бұрын

Agreement

@emperormajorian112 8 ай бұрын

Give it time

@Alazarball 8 ай бұрын

There’s 20K subs

@banelson77 8 ай бұрын

He’s like oversimplified but better and not that famous

@oogaboogadude 8 ай бұрын

@@banelson77 Not better, but at the equal level of oversimplified, both are good but this dude has a better upload schedule 💀

@benn7963 8 ай бұрын

4:38 bro entered his Villain ark real quick

@cgt3704 5 ай бұрын

"In order to defeat the monster you must become the monster" -Some moustached man (maybe)

@Voidi-Void 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: The mustache man was a 7‐ish year old mustache boy at the time

@microscopicallysmall Ай бұрын

would’ve been better if the flag turned into the red background with white circle flag (no indian peace sign but rotated because yt issues)

@alexsmith5454 8 ай бұрын

Such a good video, love the fact that you even named exact ships that were there, great attention to detail!

@HeyHistorically 8 ай бұрын

Thank you very much!

@asbdowasduwagibberish4700 8 ай бұрын

Dont forget the use of memes. THE MEEEEEMESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-sb9bi8kn7z 4 ай бұрын

Bro this is history not memes and can you shut up @@asbdowasduwagibberish4700

@iamarizonaball2642 4 ай бұрын

@@HeyHistoricallysurprised you haven’t talked about either tambora or the great Lisbon earthquake.

@spacepirate9573 8 ай бұрын

The scene about British delegation in Germany is mostly untrue since the Germans already held control over Zanzibar. It was more like a trade deal where Britain would give Heligoland (a small naval island at the coast of Germany) in exchange for Zanzibar.

@clpthegamer3129 8 ай бұрын

Yes, also the deal with Zanzibar itself was more like a protection racket with the british protecting Zanzibar from "other european powers", they didn't just show up and say "we own you now", ontop of that, the fight itself was way more chaotic on land adding to the comedy of this "war"

@user-op8fg3ny3j 13 күн бұрын

Heligoland blight

@ShadowFlame_Phoenix 8 ай бұрын

I have basically done this exact same thing in 4x games. "Here are my reasonable demands because you stepped on my toes while I was being peaceful" "You refuse and want war? Okay." *5 minutes later, entire opposing forces have been wiped out and their cities captured "And that's a wrap fellas, no causalities on our side and innumerable losses on their side, great job."

@Aymon825 Ай бұрын

"and that's a wrap fellas" had me dying 😂😂

@cyzo Күн бұрын

civ fans when they are like 2 era better than ai in military tech.

@croatiaball3038 8 ай бұрын

Is it me or is the art style super adorable with their little faces and poses Edit: this blew up holy shit (Sorry for the atrocious use of the English language)

@iamewp 7 ай бұрын

The artstyle is eye-candy, we know it already, you dont have to say that "its just you" since everyone can see it, smartass.

@Stefa87 3 ай бұрын

it aint just you

@kevlotec4393 5 күн бұрын

I just found this channel and i love the dummy thick animated people. And their expressions

@thelordofcringe 8 ай бұрын

Very happy to find this channel. Sure, theres oversimplified, but we used to have more channels in this style of historical content. Nice to see some new ones cropping up to fill in the void.

@HeyHistorically 8 ай бұрын

Which channels are you hinting at? Thanks for the comment btw!

@thelordofcringe 8 ай бұрын

@@HeyHistorically History House Productions off the top of my head, there's at least two other (smaller) channels I vaguely remember but can't recall the names of at the moment. Either way, very interested to see your channel! You definitely deserve more subscribers, hope the algorithm blesses you soon. It brought me here!

@HeyHistorically 8 ай бұрын

Cheers @@thelordofcringe! If you have any other feedback/improvement points let us know! :)

@PolishLegionaire 7 ай бұрын

Like Extra History as one I think.

@alexandrealvarez8690 8 ай бұрын

loved the oversimplified nod 😊 amazing video as always btw

@eeveeplays-mk9mg 8 ай бұрын

reminds me of the attack from liechtenstein where 80 soldiers were send out without attacking anything and had an -1 casuality rate cause some random farmer liked the idea of joining a conflict-less army.

@jamesmccomb9525 7 ай бұрын

Saw a video with a thumbnail and title that said this was a lie. Didn't watch it so idk if it is, but I'd double check if I were you.

@fredboykid5526 7 ай бұрын

@@jamesmccomb9525 it was its a rumor the one extra soldier was actuary three but they were just escorts and didn't actuality join there miliary

@maxdelfino5635 3 ай бұрын

@@fredboykid5526 it was one singular austrian general

@concept5631 9 күн бұрын

@@fredboykid5526 This is true.

@ZuskV1 8 ай бұрын

The history channel we didn’t deserve but we did need

@Aerrenz 8 ай бұрын

my war with the toilet was shorter

@WaterBIock 2 ай бұрын

Mine was 6 hours, they hit me with toco bell

@sijul6483 2 ай бұрын

@@WaterBIock try with clam chowder.

@Fl0w3rsb0i Ай бұрын

@@WaterBIockwhat's toco

@WaterBIock Ай бұрын

@@Fl0w3rsb0i a nuclear weapon

@Quest3googolplex Ай бұрын

Let me guess, you lost?

@White_Tiger8 8 ай бұрын

Bro you deserve so many more subs

@hugo_studio_hay439 8 ай бұрын

the animation has improved a lot

@Fortayy 8 ай бұрын

10:55 there is nothing we can do...

@Jakes_psyche 2 ай бұрын

0:14 "I hope I can get a cup of tea at the end of this" is the most British thing you could say

@bigbensworld2020 20 күн бұрын

I’m British and I’m saying true

@greenbanor 8 ай бұрын

one of the best funny history channels

@JoeyCaracal 8 ай бұрын

I've heard of this war before, but never so entertainingly and as much detail. Good job.

@gibusgaming5866 8 ай бұрын

Awsome, more history from my favourite gamer

@superapple2908 7 ай бұрын

The 2 men charging a war ship with two small little boats have more bravery than all of us

@breadybeans5427 8 ай бұрын

4:27 is my favourite part of all cuz 😳

@coleblack784 2 ай бұрын

"Captain, they're coming at us in little boats!" "Oh God, anything but that! What will we ever do?!" -how those guys thought that was gonna go

@Isaac_Murphy593 7 ай бұрын

I showed my class this during school. And they lernt way more watching this rather than all of the other boring monotonous people. They just love it

@Lups-fk5qr 8 ай бұрын

Awesome vid! I just wanna add another thing for that masterpiece: the British stopped doing slavery because having a salaryman with the conditions buy more goods was more profitable then having a slave worker

@Thrans2311 8 ай бұрын

No we ended slavery in England because the Norman conquerors put a tax on it; then more than 500 years later we found out our colonies were doing it and thus began a 100 year plus movement to purge slavery from out colonies and then the rest of the planet. Many years and two world wars latter, we shut down the Empire, handed world Hegemon status to the USA and low and behold there are slave markets in Africa again.

@jingisukhan7988 8 ай бұрын

@@Thrans2311 There always market for free labor and prisoners with job, and it just human nature to want dominate other

@randallcraft4071 8 ай бұрын

Well put. Paid labour is Less economical on the side of the business initially, more economical on the side of the economy which leads to higher profits for everyone

@Lups-fk5qr 8 ай бұрын

@@Thrans2311 This is also a good opinion, I think both could be right at the same time. This is the view of what I learned as a Brazilian, so it’s normal that is different from other countries.

@gimmethegepgun 8 ай бұрын

Also to stick it to the French, who reenacted slavery in their colonies under Napoleon.

@yamanfar 8 ай бұрын

The quality is absolutely amaziiing man

@pchanAnimatesSometimes 8 ай бұрын

This animation style is so charming Subbed

@Philie_imation_001 4 ай бұрын

Underrated historic animation channel,this is to good!... I love this type of channels, keep it up comradess!!

@fiorinopizio4554 8 ай бұрын

Khalid: bring me back to zanzibar Churchill: zanzibar? Thats a weird way to spell kenya

@GunnarKeyser 3 ай бұрын

did I just see an oversimplified refrence

@jeremyw6418 8 ай бұрын

Its hard to find good stuff like that today on youtube. damn i love it. Entertaining, funny but also informativ. Just subscribed🎉

@wolftamer6478 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! ITS MY FAVORITE HISTORICAL CHANNEL FOR THE BACKGROUNDS AND ILLUSTRATIONS ARE FANTASTIC

@Omar_Tantawi 8 ай бұрын

Amazing video!! Such a cute art style, animation and narration. Keep going!! ❤️❤️🫡🫡

@lyudmiltsekov8557 8 ай бұрын

Nice quality, hope to see more of you!

@TeaCup-I-Think 8 ай бұрын

Great video man can’t wait to see the next video.

@EEMCsquared 8 ай бұрын

Wait this dude manages arch production too?! The great animation and storytelling, as well as this fact = instant subscription. Good job man.

@avatardotpng 7 ай бұрын

hey fellow mc prison guy

@AussieBall-Animations2 8 ай бұрын

This is so good! The style is amazing, new sub😁

@ketchedup 12 күн бұрын

I love your videos! They're overflowing with humor and most importantly, passion

@doit-2itgaming451 8 ай бұрын

The funny part is, this video is almost as long as the war itself

@imigratingbox 2 ай бұрын

The war is 3x the time of the video

@CubeRob558 8 ай бұрын

Dude, it was just a prank 💀 11:06

@fadedmain631 8 ай бұрын

Love the story, love the channel, and love the oversimplified-esk style.

@Dadwar_Dev 8 ай бұрын

man your videos are so cool, keep it up

@trueredpanda1538 2 ай бұрын

I love this style of story telling. You earned a new subscriber! 😁

@Adam-wg2rf 3 ай бұрын

What a lovely video, i loved every sec of it good work, i'm waiting for your next small video .

@barbariandude 3 ай бұрын

Found your channel through Mr. Terry's reaction video, leaving a comment for the almighty algorithm. Great work!

@blocksland817 8 ай бұрын

I love how the war at the beginning the fictional one lasted 27 seconds

@themrlupo3591 8 ай бұрын

This is my painkiller until oversimplified posts, I love both of these channels so much

@__mints__ 2 ай бұрын

love your animation style, extremely underrated

@hypo-critical 8 ай бұрын

I just realized you’re arch, keep up the good work

@therealyojames 8 ай бұрын

Surprised I had to scroll for a while to see this comment

@kirbyandcalle5540 8 ай бұрын

You are so Underrated, you deserve more subscribers!

@stargazer-elite 8 ай бұрын

I have just discovered this gem of a channel absolutely beautiful

@marcl7215 8 ай бұрын

I love your videos! we need more! :D

@piclebob 8 ай бұрын

5:25 the arch avatar jumpscared me. bald

@clickbait6646 8 ай бұрын

This very quickly became my #1 history channel

@einfisch1417 8 ай бұрын

That cross reference with the hoodie was crazy, I thought the whole time that I recognize this voice

@Goober_hammafia 8 ай бұрын

Keep in mind, this video is over 1/4 as long as this war

@panwitt4980 8 ай бұрын

such a great quality video! so glad i came across your channel. earned a sub 👍

@hankypankypants 7 ай бұрын

Nice video! also pretty underrated channel. I like the Oversimplified references and also your unique animation style too, I hope your channel really pops off soon :D and also read below where the other message id

@MisterRedEyeGuy 7 ай бұрын

this so nicely animated! extremely underrated.

@aidennguyen7596 8 ай бұрын

Oi mate innit, I hope there’s tea at the end of the hallway got me on the ground

@chere3576 7 ай бұрын

This is an amazing video, I just like 3:47 and that triage at dawn was played at the end

@Falkriim 8 ай бұрын

Love your videos!

@stargazer-elite 8 ай бұрын

Love the reference 10:39

@wholesand 6 ай бұрын

I love your animation style

@minimapperogf 8 ай бұрын

I just found out your Arch. This video just had that feeling of good content like you usually make.

@lexrun2572 2 ай бұрын

why do i keep finding the best channels ever today i only watched 2 videos and both were so good like what the hell

@Historical_lego_bricks 4 ай бұрын

New sub! I keve the part "Hey Germany!" "Ah shiß*r" 4:03 😂

@wierdcoredreamer 2 ай бұрын

It’s actually ah scheise without the r

@Mentally-UnstableEarth 2 ай бұрын

@@wierdcoredreamerit’s actually with a „ß“ (scheiße)

@wierdcoredreamer 2 ай бұрын

@@Mentally-UnstableEarth if you come from nothern Germany yes

@bradleylott3822 8 ай бұрын

That admiral has a fucking GORGEOUS beard

@rue04 8 ай бұрын

I want that hoodie at 5:28 so bad, please tell me you (will) have that as merch (and hopefully oversized enough so it fits me...)

@yasininn76 8 ай бұрын

"oversized enough so it fits me" bro I don't think you understand what oversized means

@rue04 8 ай бұрын

sadly i do, and most "oversized" hoodies are too small for me, cause im way too tall (like, 2xl ones barely fit me, the only hoodie i own i can comfortably wear is a 6xl one)@@yasininn76

@StuffySneeze569 3 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize the narrator was arch

@rue04 3 ай бұрын

@@yasininn76 thought i had replied to this before, seems i didnt... anyway, by "oversized enough so it fits me" i mean that i am way too tall and the only hoodies i fit in are 4xl or bigger, which for most people would be considered oversized

@AspenHardy567 2 ай бұрын

Oversized lol imagine Be underweight rather than overweight nerd.

@dontneedanameMC 2 ай бұрын

love this, more oversimplified, it is just what we need im subscribing

@73emilitus 3 күн бұрын

4:37 you monster how dare you make me laugh this much, my sides hurt

@Viktor_Andonoski 8 ай бұрын

Sick vid man

@jaroIG 8 ай бұрын

LOVE your videos

@Bai_gaming 8 ай бұрын

I honestly don't mind the upload date cause it shows that you really wanna make your videos nice so keep up the great work 👍

@vbouillemaipatro 8 ай бұрын

good vid as always

@Confusings2 7 ай бұрын

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS GERMANY DOING AT 4:20

@ZackyBonkPH 3 ай бұрын

FLASHBACKS

@Xenion_jeux 2 ай бұрын

Too early, that's the 1900's German empire

@cash5394 7 ай бұрын

I love the art style

@nieksmink2043 2 ай бұрын

I was like “how does your voice sound so familliar?!” And then i saw the Arch hoodie 😅. Didnt know you also made history videos, anyway lekker bezig man en je filmpjes zijn geniaal!

@PlayerPaul Ай бұрын

10:00 Oh shish, the path to Borealis. A 7 hour war analogy. That was a good one.

@TK3tankette 8 ай бұрын

A new historical KZfaqr? Heck yeah!

@mr.depthleviathan5425 4 ай бұрын

This channel is so underrated. That oversimplified reference too...

@miss-gmk4415 8 ай бұрын

nice keep up the good work

@diedburning9174 17 күн бұрын

8:05 "1 final hour, do not be a hero" was so cool that i think i need to take this one

@angieulaka 8 ай бұрын

I think this video broke some kind of record for the ratio of runtime of a documentary to the event it was documenting.

@pandasssmorepandasss5116 7 ай бұрын

The new Oversimplified. Great vid!

@hunterbipbop4396 8 ай бұрын

i love your vids please make moreeee

@Jimmy_Johns 2 ай бұрын

Amazing!

@_enderchicken 6 ай бұрын

first time i watched you i thought i had heard your voice before but i didnt quite reckonise it. now i found out that you are the same guy from arch production. i cant belive 1 guy can manage 2 of the best channels i have ever seen