so true lol at my irish catholic grandpa's funeral party we were taking shots and dancing for hours

😂😂😂

​@@anglohistorian1463Anglican goober detected.

@@ShadowWizard5757 Anglicanism still better than the Catholicucks.

​@@anglohistorian1463John Knox can suck our Highland cocks.

Yeah Marge should focus on that part.

I guess God shortened the quota to "having had a pulse before death" 😂

All children go to heaven, bro.

@@cowsquidman5679 Bart's old enough to understand consequences by now. I'd think God would hold him to a higher standard than Maggie.

@@cowsquidman5679 No children* you mean Jk

As a Mexican Catholic, I approve as well, hope we both make it to heaven and do this.

@@highhoper1143 agreed

Fenian bastard

@@highhoper1143Kissing tho- I thought the Pope said no sex in heaven..

@@aclark903the bible never say anything whether you can have sex or not, Idk if you mishear or not but if you believe that, then the pope lied, which is a sin of bearing false witness, even if its a white lie.

Protestants believe in salvation through faith alone, why would she not? It's really hard not to sound pretentious online.

​@@ChristisKing229 Protestantism is a huge spectrum, and some of the more hardcore fire-and-brimstone sects still consider catholicism to be pure idolatry, and not really Christian at all. There's a great quotation from Dorothy Sayers' _The Nine Tailors_ from the 1920s: "You have to ring the passing-bell for everyone that dies in the parish, don't you, whoever they are?" "Yes, dissenter and church alike. That was laid down by old Sir Martin Thorpe, your great-great-grandfather, when he left the money for the bell-fund. 'Every Christian soul' was the words in his will. Why, we even had to ring for that woman as lived up the Long Drove, as was a Roman Catholic. Old Hezekiah was rare put out."

@@ChristisKing229 A lot of Evangelists genuinely believe catholics aren't true christians and won't go to heaven

@@LioTangg We don’t to or about those people.

Well looking at the absolute state we have allowed our nations to fall to, it's a safe bet that no Christians except for maybe eastern European ones, will be going to heaven. The fact that we have basically allowed every western city to be like Sodom ever since the 60s really should tell you what God thinks about us. So unless you are like Lot, I would not count on you being the one person being saved.

Wonder if every now and then we can go and throw molotov cocktails at protestant heaven. .

Come to the USA and you would meet both.

@@fiddleback1568 well from my view the USA seems close

Thanks for the help in 1846 tho yall our brothers.

@@Ackerman673 🤝🤝

Marge is a proto-Karen after all.

@@journeytoformreally does belong in protestant heaven

I mean, the guy supposed to listen to all so I don't see what's wrong

Peter may be the "doorman" checking the list, but it's Jesus who makes that list, so yeah, it makes perfect sense.

particularly fun considering Jesus has nothing to do with the building and rules of those religions lol

I wonder what heaven grapes taste like

@@hobomike6935For me, I wonder how pigs fly.

@@PoeLemicwith wings, duh

XD

I hope there's chicken picatta

Dude promoted a whole economic system proposed by the Pope to counter both Marxist and capitalist ideologies in favor of a more moral system called distributism and people were like nah. Smh

@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast Really. Sad but it's truth. 🥺

"Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, there is always laughter and good red wine."

@@jdotoz to Catholics: YOU ARE IN A DEAD RELIGION! Mother Mary is dead and among the dead, worship not the dead neither demons. Soul, REPENT. you are in dark, influenced by evil, as you sound to disturb the dead. Only CHRIST JESUS raise from the dead and LIVES again and forever. Seek CHRIST, leave Mary alone.

He was not an economist, he was a theologian. A good theologian doesn't mean a good economist​@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast

Matteo Ricci The Italians bring the food the irish bring the beer!

As an Irishman our traditional cuisine is pretty fuckin boring. Meat and potatoes. Maybe someone else can take of the food haha

Jack Robbo Food is one of the few reasons I' m glad my dad decided to raise me in Italy instead of his homeland Ireland.

kevin mc nally Haha smart decision!

Mordekai Horowitz not enough Italian stuff in there.

That is pretty nice actually, most Christians seem to think the different ones will go to Hell when they all believe in the same Jesus Christ. I'll honestly never get that viewpoint, even Marge's idea seems more plausible lol

@@goodolnonamee guess I've been right there with Marge.

@@goodolnonamee yeah it's kind of stupid to think that you'll go to hell because you can't tell which is the right one. I mean imagine going to hell for believing the religion you were born into pretty messed up concept. I mean it's isn't even based on if you were a good person or not

@@sparky-xz1nb Oh yeah definitely, that's one of the reasons I'm Atheist lol. But I think it's even crazier to think you can believe in the right god but you go to Hell anyways for not doing your worship the right way! They all believe in the exact same Jesus Christ, but some believe that the others are going to hell for not believing a specific way?! God that's stupid.

@@goodolnonamee I wonder who are those "most christians", because surely the majority wouldn't believe in that. I mean, all these groups believe in the word of God, but have slightly different interpretation of it and different traditions. Only my very religious grandmother would say that only catholics go to heaven.

They forgot to mention the WASPs’ Scots-Irish brothers over in Protestant Heaven’s trailer park.

Ciao, thank you 😁 🇵🇱

The first time I got drunk (15) was at my cousin's Polish wedding. All my relatives thought it was funny but my mom sent be home early.

Poles just melted into the Irish party.

What do they have to do with anything??

Best religious events depend on how much the people doing the holiday care about religion lol

And how about a Polish country wedding? Goes on for three days, the third being ‘na poprawki’ (‘to put things right’, i.e. ‘we didn’t eat and drink enough on days 1 and 2’).

​@@devijankowicz9491gotta make polish friends now then

@@devijankowicz9491literally no one cares

​@@devijankowicz9491Always felt sympathy for poles. What a way to do things!

pretty much. oh and you forgot Armenians

Egyptians, Syrians and Lebanese too. Copts and Maronites.

But I'm a protestant Italian D:

glad im catholic and irish

British Catholics FTW

Mexico was ruined by Catholicism.

@@hus390 Sure and I ruined your mother Mexico wouldn’t be Mexico culturally without being introduced to Catholicism via colonization which was already there before Mexican gained independence

@@hus390 as long as we can tell, Mexico advanced culturally thanks to catholicism, for example we had human sacrifices before they arrived.

Irish dancing, Mexican food, Italian music, French pastry, with an abundance of beautiful Brazilian people. Now that's heaven.

Do brazilians have a place there too? It would be great to see our brothers and sisters.

Sister Churches.

its probably with less beer more wine , less burritos more gyro, and a group of guys chanting in the morning

Well Balkan and Slavic countries, are a lot alike but more alcohol

god of war

Greeks, Russians, Serbs and Armenians bonding over a mutual hatred of Turkey

Isn't like the real life ?😂

They have Internet up there?!?! Sweet!

Yes! Heavens great

Wait you're dead? Then how could you quantify Accuracy?

Magnus Nihil dude, same

Magnus Nihil but what about the Gnostics?

cant agree more btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

Isn't it just normal riverdance music though?

@@darthdorkus yep, but it also has mexican mariachi horns on the back, and at the end has a very italian musical composition

@@ZachzWinner i checked it out it was really sweet :) you've definitely got potential!

It's an audio clip from Riverdance by Bill Whelan lol.

Not to late to join us brother!

​@@TheSuperbCrowwe don't want to join you, I have respect for you catholics But we stick by protestant✝️✝️💙💙

When I was stationed in Ft Hood, TX, back in the early 1990s, every Thursday night they had Tejano night at a nearby town's night club. One of my Army buddies had hooked up with a divorced German woman who was a regular there. She came from Germany with her ex husband when he was transferred to Ft Hood from an American Army base over there. She loved the music, and seemed like she was in no hurry to return to Germany. When I got to ask her at our table why she loved Tejano music so much, she said because it is pretty much the same as German polka. Made sense to me.

Que raro¡ yo soy Evangélico Luterano en Ciudad de México🇲🇽🤔 Pero amo a Augsburg🇩🇪 y a Fredericksburg,TX🇺🇸🍻

hell yeah we love our German brothers! viva Alemania!

​@@user-tn1sm7nl5nYo soy misionero catolico, pero conocí unos misioneros luteranos argentinos que en cuestion de fe (y no religiosidad) entendían la fe más que mucha gente que conozco. La cristianidad es pues, la vida, no ya una religión. Paz, hermano

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

I thought the table moment was France?

Not only that, but you get to dance in perfect synch

Catholic monks produce the best beer on the planet Imagine what those guys will be able to accomplish on Catholic Heaven

Lol

OR, you can get to play croquet and badminton for all eternity

Oh no. The German as the police was so messed up lol

The Italians still have some good engineers, considering that Italian supercars and firearms are generally of high quality. Germany's modern police service is fairly good, and their counter-terrorist faction, the GSG 9, is one of the better special forces units. British food is better than most people give it credit for, most people only really think of the simple or weird examples. Quite a lot of foods that most Westerners think of as "default" foods were British in origin. No, a truly hellish society would have the Norwegians as the cooks, the Amish as engineers and the Brazilians as police.

@@stevenbobbybills *South Africans as police. Then it's a perfect depiction.

*Americans are the police in hell

@@markisaki979 there's plenty of bad options. It's concerning, honestly.

dont forget the slavs

We have to pass the time somehow.

And Russians wallowing in the sea of vodka

too right

A ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

Powerranger6342 dont get a lot of chances

me too

You think an old man wearing a funny hat who pardons pedophiles is the voice of God on Earth. ... Sorry. I just see people being happy and have to shit on it. =/

No.

Tenis Filipinos would be there as well

Polish with their Spiritus (not exactly Sanctus...) too...

They Left out the African and Arabic ones for some reason

Do not forget Brazilians, my man.

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

Filipino heaven is just a bunch of janitors cleaning up the mess from the rest of heaven

@@willfakaroni5808 And the obligatory cover band.

Oh, good! I will see you in Filipino Heaven. Filipino FOOD is DELICIOUS ❤

"Church of England" is Anglican

Anglican is as close as you can get to catholicism, especially the high church. That's why British aren't as dead fish like the bible belt Dutch or the calvinist Swiss.

@@draganskoda3338majority of swiss are catholic though

@@Ch-ew9tm majority of Dutch are Catholic as well (or at least half). But having a calvinist elite does something to a culture

@@draganskoda3338 yes it gives calvinists the excuse to exploit people that are less fortunate. Wich is bad imo. I don’t like calvinism

I just lost it when I read this 🤣

Kostas Kossivakis I know right XD (Also love that PFP)

Yes

Yes. Lol

It´s a catholic heaven with vodka and pretty blondies....

Maura Mcgovern Said like a true catholic. And alcoholic. Prais God and his ONLY mediator Christ that I'm no longer catholic

Puncho Villa lol bye felicia

Dont forget Bavarian beer and pretzels and brats.

What about the french?

Irish food, Mexican wine and Italian liqueurs

Babette's Feast

Oh yes, this movie explains all the difference between those 2 Heavens.

Ik!!! 🤣🤣🤣

dang right

You're straight up just Reaper from Overwatch

Ja mein bruder in Christ

The other thing they can bond about is getting raped by their priest

dbz style

Good thing I'm catholic

You can drunk, mexicans, irish and italians are very drunkers.

Saúl Sánchez Jr. I'm Mexican, Filipino and Irish so I'm going to be a mean drunk in the afterlife 😂

***** Really?

you're an honorary WASP

I love your mind ❤

hm... my heaven would be full of old libraries, gardens, cats, harp music, and long walks with our Professor :) J.R.R.Tolkien :)

I believe the same thing. The Spirit Realm/ Heaven can be whatever you want it to be.

Ciao

Now I get why the flags look similar 🤣🤣🤣

I dub thee El Mick

@@mikeries8549 El Micko*

lol

Same!

wouldn't jesus be in the jewish heaven?

@@christian9125abd Jesus was the Jewish Messiah but offers salvation to everyone

accidentally religious comment

Eternal life, that is!

Stop spitting lies. Jesus didn't found any "churches", it was one Christian church. From the very start there were heresies - it's literally "branches" in Greek. There were a lot of subdivision within Christian church: Judeo-Christians, Ioannites, Gnostics, Arians, Monophysites, Nestorians... And they were chill with each other until 5th century. Pride is a sin. All Christians are equal, no man has all the truth. Only God gives truth.

Those are mexicans not latinos

@@killerzombie555 Indeed. "Pegarle a la piñata" is a mexican tradition that is not shared with the rest of latin america.

@@ManamiKeel in all Latin American countries do that. I'm Argentinian.

@@asligaletto8196 They might do it, but the whole concept of that tradition originated In Mexico. Piñatas were invented on China and were brought by the spanish, but the whole rite, symbolism, etc, was created In Mexico. It is said that the aztecs had a similar tradition to worship Huitzilopochtli before the spanish came. Thats why they are commonly associated with mexican culture, like In this episode of The Simpsons, they were referring to mexicans. PS: Thanks for letting me know you do it as well, thats definitely something I didnt know.

@@killerzombie555 mexicans are not latinos? you're so dumb, you should be named Dumbledore.

Catholic heaven looks like a nice party.

I have to say, I'm a little disappointed with Protestant heaven. At least it looks exclusive, though.

110% cool with this

5000% OK with awesome Catholic heaven. Heck it looks like one of my families parties.

I mean, parties, dances, italian food, tequila, street fights, pinãtas, for all eternity. Why I wouldn't?

Do you know why Baptists don't have sex while standing? Because it might lead to dancing.

And the Church of Christ looks down upon the Baptist like they're a bunch of drunken Catholics.

Ha, ha, ha ! Really ? More like Presbiterians, i'd say . . . : )

You just helped me figured out why my Mom converted to the Baptist denomination.

In Brazil we have a similar joke.

Well Karens existed before memes and people were aware of that kind of people.. they just didn't have the name 'Karen' yet

sometimes, memes are just jokes

@@gristen all memes are jokes but not all jokes are memes

@@MatmoeLP this is not true either, even just in internet memes, there's still serious things.

The "speak to your manager lady" has been a stereotype for ages, likely at least since it stopped being the 50s and it stopped being expected that men would do literally all of the talking at a restaurant. Calling them Karen is the only real new part

Para los Católicos Romanos todos los que están fuera son Protestantes , exacto los hermanos Católicos Ortodoxos

I live in New York so yeah cultural events like these are pretty common. I really don’t belong to any of the “highly stereotyped” nationalities (my ancestry is mostly German) so I usually enjoy the show from the sidelines

@@juice8431 come to Cincinnati, every Catholic Church has an Oktoberfest and the lederhosen are plentiful! Stereotypes for everyone!!!

@@djmurp2 yeah when I say German I only mean that ethnically 😂😂😂 I am probably not all that different from your typical American other than being catholic. I don’t really mind it though, I still take part in a lot of church activities pertaining to other nationalities while not being felt left out. It’s one of the many things I love about the church

And that's why it's beautiful

Raised American Catholic, can confirm. Every church picnic is basically this but everyone is also carrying a butter-drenched styrofoam box of either pierogies or haluski depending on age, and everything smells like flat grill smoke.

Juay DeRito And don't forget the booze.

Juay DeRito trampolines idk but Irish because most Irish people are catholic

they are having a big party just enjoying being in gods presence could you think of something better.

Juay DeRito Because us Irish hate Protestants, its at the heart of our nations beliefs

the history of Ireland does not help with that. there was a period where Britain was held quite strictly to the Anglican church. alot of the lower class were still catholic and so that sets precedent for such sentiments.

Me too; I’ve always thought Catholicism to be the most lenient: at least we can eat all types of meat and are able to celebrate birthdays.

@@Kureemy fr even during lent it’s not strict at all, just don’t eat meat on Fridays and pray a little more.

@@kaiii794 I live in Qatar, and I discovered a Muslim equivalent, which is Ramadan, and it lasts for about 29-30 days, but I’d say that Lent is probably better. In Ramadan, they have to fast for like, thirty days straight from dawn until dusk, and a bunch of shops close down during Ramadan.

​@@KureemyRamadan is more extreme, they're not even allowed to drink water

Actually Catholicism is pretty serious and values authority. If you ask me Protestant is wayyy more laid back 😂 especially with the rock music and everything

I guess the orthodox heaven is full of Russians and Greeks drinking vodka and eating gyros

The other comment say Orthodox is more similar to Catholic than Protestant. Theologically I guess. But culturally?

​@@nicbentulanway way different. I can asure you.

@@TheNerovar i mean relatively if you had to choose between the two.

It would have been cool to see all the Greeks and Russians together

Butterfly Taster same lol

The writers in fact totally mocked the religion by assuming what heaven looks like and projecting it. The writers are likely atheist. But what ever helps you sleep at night.

Arvind Talukdar considering nobody has ever actually even proven heaven exists, or even which of the thousands of religions that have existed since the dawn of man is the “right” one, heaven is whatever you want to make it be.

@@NotShowingOff Just believing an invisible pedo in the sky totally isnt a sign of mental illness and a need for asylum.

As an atheist I find all this strange.

Please do 😁😂

@@TurquoiseTalks église catholique romaine

Smart man

Ohhh be prepared to get touched

The Catholic Church was founded by Jesus so it isn’t a bad idea.

I agree. I’m Protestant too but if this were really the case I’d want to go to the Catholic heaven, they seem like they are having a blast 😂

Baby's die and get murdered every single day in the real world though....not sure if you're awere of this fact.

@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 yeah I'm well aware, it's just not something I want to think about while watching an animated sitcom poking fun at the idea of different heavens for different religions

I think its more of the whole population of earth just passed away due to an unknown reason

She imagined him as he is in heaven,

@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 Dude! What is wrong with you?

and someone is always knocking on their door!

Dee Rains I imagine a bunch of people all wanting to tell the same story to eachother

It's just a long line of people knocking the door to heaven

Dee Rains WOW XD I'm a jehovah witness and That gave me a chuckle

Much of my family is on my father's side, on my mother's side its all mormon, and my parents are neither, haha. Family get-togethers can be interesting at times... all peace and love until someone mentions a religious topic. x_x

Which is which in your opinion? :)

Don't forget the wrestling, bbqs and weird scandinavian christmas parties. Protestant heaven is probably much more fun than Marge thinks.

you mean poor? cause businesses are too cheap to actually pay they're employees a livable wage there is no middle class.

savage642 I see you're also a man with a sense of humour

You forgot a good majority of baptists are black

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Bart is in Heaven because the Devil got sick of him and begged God to get Bart out of Hell.

As a Polish Catholic we would also join rocking the "Czerwone Jagody" & "Jesień - Tańcuj" songs.

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

@@TheGeneralGrievous19 I am a Sri Lankan Catholic./

And us African Catholics too bringing good food and great music too 🙏🏾😁❤️

I bet they can now sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in the heavens without triggering their anger impulses.

I like how the comment section is basically the closest you'll find of a comment section "heaven", where everyone's positive and people actually aren't fighting with each other

I love a proddy wedding over in 25 minutes !!

@@qwertboo399 I rather be can An American anyways.

Tell me you also own a trampoline

@@qwertboo399 the only reason why this show stereotypes Mexicans, Italians, and Irish, in Catholic heaven is because it’s an American show and in the US the 3 largest Catholic groups are people of Mexican, Irish, and Italian descent. Because of the religious similarities these groups tended to live in the same neighborhoods and intermix (especially Irish and Italian). If you meet someone that’s mixed between Irish and Italian descent they’re probably from northeastern US

If you combined irish italian and mexican cultures you'd get something similar to argentine culture.

Mexican culture is in part from Spain, which is Catholic and speaks a Romance language like Italian. Naturally then similarities will abound.

This isn't really a cultural interaction but look up the St. Patrick's Battalion. More people need to know about it.

They really aren't that similar even in stereotypes. Italians are loud and direct. Mexicans value the opposite- politeness and quiet passive aggressiveness. As for the Irish? Well, I don't know.

@@microbios8586 lmao that doesn't sound correct. Mexicans being quiet and passive? Nah.

Eat some Polish dumplings to this😁

Same, bro, red-headed pasta lover with a sugar addiction. Good times will be had by all.

@@Admiral45-10 Oh heck yes! As a person of Slovak descent, I want to go where the pierogies are.

@@laura121684 well, what's the better place than country being Catholic for over 1000 years?😁

As a person of Irish descent I’ll drink whatever to that!

lol you think? I don't believe so. Italians are generally portrayed as the funny guys, compared to the Protestant Scandinavians or Anglicans, for example

you was never in catholic wedding celebration arent you

US Catholicism is rather stern. As embedded in a mainly protestant culture. In Europe it is different.

@@andy99ish What parish do you belong to?

Moral Orel does that to an extent too. The Catholics live a care-free life in that universe.

L.O.L!!!

practically half of the world's countries are embracing catholicism except some asian countries but I can guess the simpsons wanted to put the 3 countries that their cultures are collided with catholicism (Im pretty kinda sad why Brazil isn't in here). mexicans laws are based by catholic values ireland history and laws are thanks to catholicism and Italy is where catholicism technically started.

@@fr.Angel21 although the catholics in Brazil are 65% of the population, Brazil still is the country with the largest catholic population in absolute numbers

Goan Catholics will drink beer and feni, jump into pools on feast of St John the Baptist and sing Mandos

And lechon. The boodle fights in fiestas are just delightful.

>filipino heaven >massive roast pig and banana ketchup in the center of a table >drunk uncle gets on karaoke machine >he starts singing my way >bar fight ensues

Ditto

We'd love to share it too brother!

Catholics aren’t going to heaven. They’re going to hell because they deny the gospel of Christ

we're going to have the best food

Già

I like to think Nestorians have invites to Catholic heaven. Doctrine is VERY similar and, honestly, those guys have suffered a lot

Nestorians split over the Catholic Church cause they followed a guy cause Notors who believed Jesus Christ was two persons in the same body. God and Jesus of Nazareth, while the Catholics thing that Jesus Christ is 1 person with 2 natures, human and divine. It’s seem silly but it has theologian implications like has God died or just Jesus of Narazeth died ? But in today’s Assyrian Church people believe in the Catholic view, even Mari Mari, the most famous Assyrian bishop who lost an eye in a terrorist attack this month said that the position of the Assyrian church of Jesus is the same as the Catholic Church.

Viel spaß. Vergiss aber nicht die vor Maria zu verneigen, um dorthin zu kommen.

German? Catholic? Impossible!

Catholic German??!!!!, your ancestors are some badass survivers.

It's very sad what is occurring with the Catholic Church in Germany. I can't believe that German bishops see nothing wrong with "homosexual unions"... and they even want to ordain female priests. Very sad. If these people don't agree with the teachings, traditions, and mandates of the Catholic church then why do they want to be "Catholic"? it makes no sense!

the Bavarians knows how to party just like Mexicans, Irish, Poles and Italian. The catholics just know to be serious in the church and troll whole the world outside :D

FUCK ME IM PROTESTANT

BengalinTiikeri Heaven won’t be heaven for you mate

Rude Catholics like you who can't accept protestants will go to hell. We're all christians at the end of the day.

@@skeptic781 nah you're totes going to hell dude.

nein

Isn't she a bhuddist?

Lisa went to hell for teaching Bart how to cheat at exams without getting caught.

That was a good catch.

@@basedchimera5859 yes she is. But I don’t think she believes in the Christian God/Jesus.

@@ntcnetwork9934 yeah most bhuddists don't

Amie Wilson So basically Protestans are the boring christians uh?

VixXstazosJOB Not necessarily. Their masses are usually a bit more laid back

VixXstazosJOB depends on the preacher though

And that's why Martin Luther wrote the 95 theses. Because Catholicism is a bastardised version of what Christianity should be.

TheLadmeister it’s just the strictest form, others are different

Brazil is the biggest nation of Catholics and they didn’t add it too. It’s only what is known by Americans cause is an American TV show and jokes must be understood in order to be funny

Well, I mean the Irish were out brawling on the floor in Catholic heaven.

that's how Irish people party

alexos8741 that’s the catholic spirit

@@louisryan5815 what is brawling not fun to you?

@@shamrock141 no, I love the idea of an eternal brawl, it just seems a little more competitive than tennis or golf

I officiated a wedding where the groom's family was all a bunch of Cajuns (so at least culturally Catholic if not practicing) and they were drunk before the wedding started. By the end of the night we had to carry the groom's dad out of the reception hall because he was so tanked.

This is a wildly different experience from Polish Catholic.

@@SwirlyPinwheel really? I’m Irish Catholic and weddings/family gatherings can usually be heard through the vacuum of space Edit: I’m personally an atheist but my family are catholic and I still act like them in many cultural ways

@@joeygibson6867 My parents' wedding was in a Polish Catholic church. The excruciatingly long, boring 2 hour sermon is still talked about today.

@@SwirlyPinwheel Like American with Polish heritage or actually from Poland? I'd have thought Polish weddings would be a pretty hardcore affair alright lol

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us.

Boiled meat and veggies is french cuisine

​@@treeismyusernamewhyjustwhyBut covered in fancy sauces

What fusion music? The piece playing where they're dancing is just Riverdance.

Yes

@@h.d.5194 Yes, the dance, but he's talking about the orchestra

@@joaomarcelo7171 It's lifted off the Riverdance soundtrack.

Lies again? Pig Heads

Fun fact: on the Titanic there was no catholic mass for 1st class, only 2nd and 3rd. All of first class passengers were Protestants while most of the 3rd class passengers were Catholics.

Kevlargu Many Catholics from the U.S. and UK were either immigrants or native born with anti Catholic prejudice directed to them.

I was thinking the same while watching this.

Yeah the bar scene in 3rd class was an Irish party

Stupid comment. Protestants do not care about bling bling, and fake Saints. Thats why I consider them real followers of God, like all the people in the Renaissance.

You see guys Obama himself is a Catholic😌

Isn’t pride a sin? You need to go to confession and recite ten Hail Mary’s now.

Protestant!

@@antiracistbaby1085 aaaaa where

@@ladygaga5830 does he confess? Does he goes to mass every Sunday? If not, he isn't.

Ja

Mit kartofeln hänchen und grosburst mit bier und ich esse mit sie tacos tortas y enchiladas mit tequila

Bring it on.

Germany vacation this year for me. God willing!

@@MarioRodriguez-gr8wc my brother in Christ . Don’t go to Berlin it’s a scam . Go to Bavaria or to the rhine region .

Ikr. Marge was incredibly selfish in this episode.

Based

I think it was less her "being okay" and more her "resigning herself". If you notice she never asked about Lisa, or Maggie, now that I think about it... Anyhow, Lisa had been a Buddhist for like 10 seasons already, so that "joke" had already run it's course, but, if you remember, when Lisa became a Buddhist Marge tried to bribe her, deny her new beliefs and even dressed Milhouse and Ralph as a gift-wrapped pony to trick her to renounce her new beliefs because "buddhists don't celebrate Christmas". Marge is actually a very selfish and toxic mother, at least Homer has his stupidity and the crayon in his brain to blame for his lapses, though he can be an incredible dad whenever he actually acts like one instead of a negative example. Marge though? I can't, for the life of me, think of an episode where she actually learns something, with the possible exception of the whole Evolution debacle.

that’s just how protestants and catholics are about each other. there’s an old joke about a former catholic confessing rape, torture and even murder to a priest but only when he says he briefly became protestant is the priest horrified

I mean this might be over thinking it. 1.) Buddhists can be Christian as Buddism is not a theistic faith. THere are many branches of Buddhism that rely on mentors or guiding figures who lived exemplary lives. THere could be an argument that a Messiah or the Son of God and his love for humanity spares his followers. Its very common to worship Kanon or the Amida Buddha... why not Jesus. Its just who Buddhism deals with stuff by adapting it to new cultures. 2.)Most buddhists who do believe in hell don't worry about it. It would be natural to suffer and Buddhism is the only path out of any suffering. Just like how Christians are supposed to believe that the Love of God and acceptance of Jesus might be all you need to escape hell. So it doesn't make sense. Buddhists believe in a timescale of billions of years, while christians insist that lifetime is all you need. THe whole thing about heaven and the pearly gates and stuff is added. And even later the stuff about the end of the world and purgatory. THe Original Buddha had a lifetime when he went to hell for being rude and cruel and throwing a bowl of oatmeal away because he was angry at his friend. But hundreds of centuries later was able to reincarnate to a dog. and eventually he became a king again. So hell is inconsequential to a Buddhist. Let alone a really lame versionof Protestant heaven XD 2.) Marge knows she can't change Lisa's religion. So she's not responsible for her, while Bart and Homer are too reckless and so she's responsible for them. Im sure secretly she trusts Lisa... Bart is her baby.

i dont get it

@@pandora9814 Who founded the Catholic Church?

@@catsandalcohol99 Matthew 16:17 Jesus replied, “Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah! For this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by My Father in heaven. 18 And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it. 19I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”

@@pandora9814 The Catholic Church is the original church. Protestants are called that because they rejected (protested) the Roman pope authority. Saying he’s gone native means he went back to the roots.

@@IamMrLebanon Yeah, catholic means universal. It's the universal church.

It makes sense a pagan wrote this episode, since Catholic ideology directly contradicts Jesus' teaching lol

​@@jostockton. Protestant spotted

@jostockton How can Catholics contradict the teachings of Jesus, if you only know the teachings of Jesus cause Catholics managed to preserve it for 4 centuries under persecution + 9 centuries under Islamic expansion conquest, to arrive it intact for the Protestant revolution, and Martin Luther wanted to remove 5 books of the New Testament, but other Protestants convinced him to accept the Catholic canon of the New Testament.

​@@jostockton.The Bible NEVER says and Jesus NEVER said "ALL true instruction to lead to eternal life is to be found in Holy Scripture." Where does the Bible say this? DIVINE TRADITION IS THE ORAL WORD OF GOD JESUS TAUGHT HIS APOSTLES. IT'S NOT LESS THAN THE BIBLE. BOTH MAKE UP THE "DEPOSIT OF FAITH." PROTESTANTS THREW AWAY JESUS'S ORAL DIVINE TRADITION SO THEY *DO NOT HAVE THE FULL GOSPEL* Deuteronomy 4:2 says: "You shall not add to the word of God, ... nor take away from it. " Protestants didn't just throw away Divine oral Tradition but also threw 7 books out of their Bibles. Matthew 4:4 says, "Man does not live by bread alone but by every word that comes from the mouth of God." Protestants don't have EVERY WORD, only PART of the written Word, none of the Oral Word. Remember, guys, we're NOT Jews. The Holy Spirit guides the Church hierarchy, not the rabbis. Jesus and His Apostles used and quoted the Septuagint Bible. Protestants use the rabbis' shorter Masoretic text that DID NOT EXIST until almost 100 years AFTER Jesus ascended into Heaven. Remember what Jesus said *TO HIS APOSTLES* in John 16:12,13: "I HAVE MANY MORE THINGS TO SAY TO YOU, BUT YOU CANNOT BEAR THEM NOW. BUT WHEN HE, THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH COMES, HE WILL GUIDE YOU INTO ALL TRUTH...." Truth NOT written in the Bible. The Catholic Church guards Jesus's oral teaching -- called, not tradition of men, but *Divine Tradition* -- which Jesus taught His Apostles, and which the Bible tells us to keep, in 2Thessalonians2:15, 1Corinthians11:2, 2Timothy1:13, 2Timothy2:2 and Titus1:9. Protestants threw away Jesus's oral teaching, violating: Deuteronomy 4:2, "You shall not add to the word.of God ... nor take away from it," Psalm 118:160 says, "The *SUM* of Thy Word is Truth" and Matthew 4:4 "Man does not live by bread alone but by *every word* that comes from the mouth of God. Oral Word of God (Divine Tradition) + Written Word of God (Holy Scripture) = Full Gospel Truth Holy DIVINE Traditions guarded by the Catholic Church are: the 7 Sacraments, especially the various rituals of Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, the correct interpretation of Scripture, especially teachings on Mary's sinlessness, on the intecession of the saints and on Purgatory, use of holy water, relics, blessings, and other sacramentals. These make up the Full Gospel. Only the Catholic Church HAS the Full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Jesus may say to protestants who DENY His oral Word of God, "Depart from Me. I never knew you."

Not the same kind of dancing as in todays culture, and certainly not the type of party to encourage drunkenness.

This is not a reflection on the actual conceptions of Heaven in Christianity. This is about cultural differences between Catholics & Protestants. Protestants like Scandinavians, English, Dutch, Americans, Canadians etc. have more of a tradition of austerity and blandness, more strict social norms, in most radical cases things like banning Christmas by the puritans or the temprance movement & prohibition. While Catholics like Latin Americans, Italians, Poles, Irish, Spanish etc. have a more of tradition of flamboyantness, feasts and drinking, more leisure in norms, in most radical cases leading to problems like more wide spread social alcoholism, or disastrous romanticism. I think it is related to religious differences, because many Protestants use grape juice while Catholics use actual wine during liturgy, the Protestant churches & celebrations are more austere while Catholic ones are more flamboyant etc. And Catholic Church was usually more leniant in relation to parties and drinking than most Protestant churches, especially those coming from calvinism.

But im latinoamerica have much protestants​@@TheGeneralGrievous19

​@@TheGeneralGrievous19makes me think what my form of Christianity is like... feel it absorbed a lot from those your namesake hates the most... The Jedi 😊😊