That line cracked me up

I really hope this was an intentional reference to red dwarf

And then him raging while saying IM NOT MY OWN DAD

I literally could not breath for a solid minute. It is my favorite bit.

lol that reminds me of dark on netflix for no particular reason

She is going to have a complex!

its like the complete opposite of kissing a frog and it turning into a prince lmfao

Maybe she has a type.

@@GZilla311 She's a lost Buffyverse character.

@@butterflyjars4014 drat you beat me to it.

The magic equivalent of struggling to pick a door's lock and your friend just turns the knob and walks through

Had me absolutely rolling

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He only rolled a 9, so I really thought that that wasn't actually her and he had just stabbed some random party goer for 26 damage

The wizard approach v the rogue approach; sounds about right.

That's just rich British teenagers in real life

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Isn’t snuff powder fantasy coke? Dragon spice must be something else.

@@skyclawketamine for sure

They deserve a raise

It’s surprising that this comment got 3.6k likes but 1 comment… Now 2

They should get six figures

@@BG-wz1iu Literal figures, like Gorgug and his party.

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as a little sibling that was often overshadowed by her sibling, this is accurate

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@@the_exodusrex3385 actually 1:06:38

that didn’t get anywhere near enough laughs

​@@t.j.maresca8845i love how obviously wrong you are.

When?

@@universarea 1:44:35

I accept this ruling. And wish I could use it in my game.

He is a great DM he like almost let them do anything especially if it’s cool

@@ztanger4799 Rule of cool, baby! The only rule to supersede all others.

*winks*

@@AnnoyingAsianWitch What does it mean....

that was weird...

Was that, like, flirting, maybe?

“What’s that about?”

was gonna like this comment but its at 690 so imma leave it there ✌

Shes grown so much

Character development

SPOILERS!!!!! I should have finished the episode before looking at the comments

@@raymundoveracustolaslambaw7098 its the worst it happened to me with figs dads intro

The hangman is honestly so good, Fabian being like super chill with this insane murder demon bike, and it getting clingy, excellent dming

The hangman excitedly looking around going "i killed the fence!!!" will forever live in my heart

I like to image that some is driving and sees a motorcycle driving its self down the highway

The Hangman is what happens if an extremely hyper golden retriever could talk. He’s just desperate for his owner’s love and approval

@@samreid6010 Omg I love this read

I mean kind of, she's been off screen, for lack of a better term, most of the story so far feels like this anger is more of a character choice from the player.

Or, and hear me out, it's also a credit to Siobhan's skills as a comic actor.

Siobhan is either an amazing actress or is projecting some real life anger here. Either way get fucked Aewin

@@Warcodered01 eeeeeeeh if you look at her back story the character lived her life In her sisters shadow, and then her sister tries to kill the people that finally made her feel accepted, I think most people would be in a rage

That's like saying the driver is good because the cars aren't running straight into him. He barely got to do anything with Aerywn, but not gonna lie, the way he made her "cut loose" was so fucking awesome and hilarious. Nobody expected that and it was so great.

*winks* Everyone: Huh?

A true bard

That’s just how bisexuals are

I like the idea that she isn't even into any of them but just likes to mess with them whilst helping. 😉

I like how everyone else also does what fig does and their all just like wha Kirsten you too?

They've come a long way.

Listen man, it was the tables waxing day 🤣🤣🤣

I still stand by the idea that the tables had stats and their goal was to take out as many ankles and legs as they possibly could as tables

Real life character development!

Their first battle was merely a training for this house party.

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Tell me more about that.

You're weird! Tell me more about that.

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Ha........ Doofenshmirtz

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"The name has spread!"

...and then they don't help him :(

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I'm probs gonna use that in real life

Joj WhatsItToYa thanks, I’m glad i could help!

@@jojwhatsittoya5464 before taking a real life person's last HP?

@@sourwitch2340 when else would I tell them?

@@jojwhatsittoya5464 idk. It would also make for a pretty harsh insult for any Christian or some other people. Although, when god is dead, where is he? Because if he still is in heaven you'd kinda compliment them at the same time.. Your idea is better, you're right.

I was watching this with my best friend and she points at Zac and said “He reminds me of you” I looked at her and said “Please explain” while laughing. She said “He’s funny and awkward and a bit shy, like you” I said “Ok, good. Asking as you’re making it clear”

She obviously was reffering to how you think everyone is your dad

@@bittertheverbose9054 this is gonna sound crazy but...you mentioned dads.... are you... MY dad?

He’s my favorite character, I love him so much

I am quite literally in love with him

Wait... I’m not my own Dad?!?!? Dang it... not again!

And the same when we realize that we are.

Does anyone else think that out of context this line weirdly reads like "Man is not an island unto himself"?

@@alastorlapid2365 You're blowing my mind. I read Katherine's comment as meaning "I'm my own person and can make different choices from the ones my father makes", and your point here is equally true & relevant, like "none of us come from nowhere and we must all depend on eachother in order to survive and thrive". I'm reminded of Dr. King when he said “In a real sense all life is inter-related. All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be, and you can never be what you ought to be until I am what I ought to be... This is the inter-related structure of reality.” So hell yeah buddy, I am *not* my own father.

@@GeorgieChaos uh... thank you.(?)

when is this?

@@lupus1081 1:44:38

Rage being also applicable when a PC of another class is in a moment of great enough emotion and being decided by GM is a genius mechanic that I'm going to be using most likely.

@@yellowstalk6653 Agreed.

*Coolaide Man bashes through a wall holding a D20

especially how they don't always censor actual swears so it leaves me curious

Like how Yosemite Sam would swear in Warner Brothers cartoons?

I just flashed back to that episode of Critical Role where Laura Bailey just screamed "SH*T BALLS MOTHER B*TCH F*CK BALLS" at the top of her lungs.

MrSpikethefirst it’s like a fill in the blank. I like to just add random words.

Ikr

I didn't notice that. Now I am going to for the rest of the epsiode

He does it in unsleeping city w kugrash too

@@-xj9cw is kugrash also one of Brian’s characters? Lol

he's right because riz is baby

Just as I read this he said “Fabian that’s you baby” just thought that was funny

The absolute unit

Gorgug is honestly badass

and then died lmfao

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Hulk moment

What? Awww

Hah, you're weird!

Awww, let’s get out of here.

Hahaha You’re cute!

I like you

*privateer jock

@@alexmayer869 *nods approvingly*

Wait, thats not normal? That happens in every campaign I play.

@@joeyrusso2528 campaign? That's just a normal Friday

@@RomyHavivi friday? That's just a normal week.

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My first thought when I heard that too! If that was actual foreshadowing from episode 1 and not implanted by Brennan later that is some damn good writing.

Holy shit

Wesley Brekelmans lol.. not writing... world building. Thats what good DMs do.. plant clues you dont understand... until later.

@Kanya Navanathan lol... thats exactly what i said... its a clue. proper world building, if attention is paid to details, has all the clues there for multiple adventures... a full campaign worth... and those clues may be sitting there in plain sight for YEARS. Writing is a part of world building... but certainly not all of it. world building isnt just "fleshing out an environment" ...it about making a world where things are *happening* and observant players can affect them... on the tiniest of clues. its allowing players to walk through a world that, if they paid enough attention (since everything a DM uses as a descriptor without player prompting is important... or they wouldnt say it) they could see clues WAY earlier than being led by the hand to them. The book... it is, while in the restricted library, the KEY to the school's defenses. Instead of putting it back, the VP has t taken (not taking charge of t himself) to the principal's office. That session 1. A FAR more than trivial clue. it is a pivotal campaign plot hinging clue. Introduced in the first hour. THAT is pro level epic world building. how paranoid is a player? how much attention are they paying? Most of us... not much. not really. details escape... but thats what its all about. If you dont think that is world building.. i feel a bit sad for your players if you run table.

Corwyn Corey World Building is part of writing so that’s just semantics at this point.

and I mean, maybe he's his dad.

He’s a Barbarian bro shit like that is another day at the gym

Also jumps 15 feet with a person. Tackles an elemental down 2 stories and then jumps back on a roof

If you aren't playing a barbarian like the Tasmanian Devil, are you really playing a barbarian?

And every single one of them was his dad. That's how he specifically remembers them

@@BradTheAmerican All of the lesbian's crushes are someone's dad... *Rolls a 1 for insight* that scans.

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Are they uncensored on dropout?

Davis Shadenhand I think so.

They are uncensored on dropout.

Where is that? I only lip-read instances of "bitch"

@@voidify3 end of last episode; recap at the beginning of this one

@@willnelson9906 honestly that spoiler was not necessary. Like it ruined the fun for me as I am so hyping for the sister to get killed. Go in the corner of shame

@@willnelson9906 you could've not done that and things would've been great

@@willnelson9906 bro, put this under a read more!

honestly thats definitely what sibling rivalries seem like from the outside, its first "arent you being a little too harsh?" and the longer you know them you're like "ohhh ok"

I really thought we were getting a Tahani and Kamilla situation.

I mean, Ricky Martin is canon, why not Descartes?

Ah, but Descartes would want me to point out that his existence is merely sufficient for the existence of the phrase "I think therefore I am," not necessary, so it implies nothing of the sort! This is why he died alone, and I why I probably will too.

@@rachelmcmullan1700lol, I thought I was the only one watching this series wayyyyyy late

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faintedmemo everyone with a sibling can relate to a sibling rivalry it’s just that this sibling is not only genuinely evil but such a bitch sister

Geek With Glasses i love my sister she’s amazing and i’d die or kill for her; i also share siobhan’s rage as the younger/less favourite sibling i would SMACK

It’s a very realistic reaction to your sister being a bitch, I felt it deep in my soul

Not everyone in the game has daddy issues... Some of them also have sibling issues...

it is literally 4 in the fucking morning while i am watching this and i am so amped i’m ready to go downstairs and straight sock my sister in the face

I'm creeping in through a window while on fire, Adaine is trying to kill her sister, and Rizz is unconscious on the ground. Still a typical house party.

The only thing that could make this better would be if Wind Rose was performing

Amy Mannion Who is Rizz and why did you forget to mention what TheBall is doing?

@@ryanplatt5148 The Ball IS riz, that's his nickname.

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Level 1 is wack.

Yeah in the cafeteria fight they were dropping like flies. It took only two or three hits to take some of them down. I'm 90% sure Brennan was planning on a few of them dying, an was counting on using that phoenix egg deus ex machina.

@@Miglow he revealed that before that episode, he’d never ran 5e before. He didn’t know how bad the combat would go. Also he pulled the murder-suicide out of no where only because multiple people died.

@@firstcomment6410 okay I'm a bit amazed that the cafeteria fight would be Brennan's first 5e combat.

@@Miglow Previously he’d been running 3.5 for a long time. I believe this was mentioned in an Adventuring Academy maybe? You can tell sometimes by certain things they get wrong. Things like a Thieves tools check and how many rages Gorgug has at level one.

THIS, THIS WAS THE COMMENT TO BREAK ME

Anything Else Is Better philosophy

@Johnathan Tronathan Philosophy.

Came looking for this comment, I love how as soon as she said "What are my spirit gaurdians?" You could almost hear Brennan say "My time... HAS *COME* " enter the best one liners from a philosophy text book

Dude straight up paraphrased Sartre and it killed me

Jacoby Boyer He also paraphrased René Descartes with 'We think therefore, you die!'.

Christopher Bacon that is a good point

Because it's part of the running joke.

Because Gorgug isn't that very smart

Because everyone has daddy issues

That’s so true

no i think they were actually going for murder here

Yea, I gotta go with @Soup boy on this one

its like layers. its a sibling thing but they REALLY mean it this time.

Seriously, that one even got me going. “GO ADAINE, RIP HER FREAKING HEAD OFF!”

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Invalid Opinion my mom is your dad

I'm pretty sure everyone is dad

@@brokenmercy ...Dad?

Honestly the way their friendship is going, I'm staying to think fig might be his dad

I like how gorgug doesn't care who his mom is, just his dad

The thing Brennan wants most in the world is to be a dad apparently, and it shows 😂

The way his face just lit up when she said she was gonna cast blink

The water elemental's name was River (subtle!) and the earth elemental who made out with Kristen was Fiona

Fiona sounds a lot like "Fauna"

Justine Anderson Here's an fun extra tidbit: I remember learning 'Fiona' in Irish-Gaelic means 'wine' in English, from my course in Irish-Gaelic belonging to Duolingo.

During the session you can hear him say some. River, shadow, fauna and mud are the ones I picked up so far

i think theres a lisa?

D Rose don’t forget “rad”

hell yeah

"You see **describes something the PC hears/smells/feels or interacts with in literally anyway besides sight**"

Literally the second I read this comment, he said dope

I’m down and have failed two saving throws.

🧝‍♀️: “Hi mom, Hi dad, sister turned evil, had to kill her...what’s for dinner?”

@@Chunkboi just kill then too

@@Chunkboi you’re on 69 likes

@@Chunkboi "You can't kill your sister!" "I bet if she killed me you wouldn't care!" "Well maybe she'd have a good reason."

@@dawsonglawe3203 "SHE WAS EVIL" **shows evidence complete with police report and bedroom with testimony of using memory drug magic** "... maybe it was doctored!" *face palm of the century.*

That’s pretty realistic

Yeah that’s just how siblings are.

Once when we were 12/13 me amd my brother gpt into a fight, it emded woth my mom barging in the room while he was on top of me trying to bash my uead into the floor and me furiously clawing his eyes. All was fine 20 minutes later

Sibling love can at times be a… untrusty bridge to walk upon

Sibling rivalries always get more intense when both parties have powers, just like Legend of Korra

We're all in love with Brennan

The only thing about this that is something to be ashamed of is that you didn’t fall in love sooner.

I really wanted the hold person on Rog back in the Bloodrush Battle to be a forced dance

Thatll be menudo hahahs

too bad the rules technically say she does no damage.

@@angelcowen8169 Unless she took the tavern brawler feat...

@@thechris312 Sure, that's 100% possible. Since we don't see her role for damage, nor do her or Brennan say how much damage she did, (In fact, I believe he just says minimal damage or something) I assumed they went by basic unarmed strike rules.

It's been a year so you won't see this, but I was really hoping she'd pull a ladle out of the coat, would've been hilarious, signature weapon.

@@forestf1res464 I just want you to know I love that idea and it would’ve been hilarious to use a ladle while everyone else is using magic

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Marx too, he even says " a little economic philosophy there "

For a second I thought that was gonna be a "that might be your dad" moment equivalent and that was the wrong person

I thought it was gonna be an illusion

Every time I hear Murph called Brian, my first reaction is “who the fuck is Brian”

BRIAN IS THIS PARTIES TALIESIN

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs". Hell Yeah. Marx Papa is one of Kristen's spirit guardian.

And more than anyone else Fabian is the perfectly most likely to do it

Unless you’ve actually met him, it would be seen*

@@pigeon-qe2hc please don't tell me he is an asshole.

Jakob Jansen i think they’re just correcting OP’s grammar

@@jakobjansen9541 just grammar, I’m sure Brennan’s a great guu

From punching her sister non-magically to punching her father magically, amazing arc I love it

ohh that’s so true, i loved how this plot-line evolved in Sophomore Year

she doesnt need to prep mass healing it comes with the life domain. as for the guardians, whenever she takes damage she should have rolled for concentration, the spell is op because they r using it wrong

@@jamessaliba1096 I don't give a shit about your nitpicking, John. You're correcting stuff I didn't say and complaining about a video I'm sure you actually enjoyed.

i don't think i've ever heard someone call murph brian and it took me a hot second to remember that's his name

​@@jaimecarter3988 Got me there. I was pretty new to these guys at the time so I referred to the name tags at 1:08.

@@jaimecarter3988 same I always forget not everyone watched loads of collegehumor years ago lol

Everyone I know with a sister would disagree with that

I can confirm

I mean... I would give a kidney for my sister but if she asks for the phone charger im making her suffer

Debatable

I mean, I hear it relatively often

*winks*

@@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!??

As someone who plays a bard, I can tell you that people just don’t use bardic inspiration often.

@@eddiemate prob bc they try to save it until they _really_ need it and then forget it

​@@Ardorstormand then there's my group where the bard actively chooses not to use it on us

her names siobhan (sha-von)

Dude I’ve been in the comments for an hour trying to find a comment to tell me how to say her name

Bro forgot about google.

Honestly same

Never played an orc or half orc, what does it do?

@@kingarthur6376 once per day when you would go unconscious by hitting 0 hi points, you instead stay 1, keeping you alive longer, is basically free death ward per day.

@@syegfryedhellscream9508 oh shit? For real? I need to make a half orc wizard then. Imagine a wizard that doesn't get downed early.

@@kingarthur6376 plus Half-Orc gives bonus to constitution and strength, meaning more health and no guilt at putting strength as a dump stat.

That wasn't Adaine, that was Siobhan :p

it’s well and truly so satisfying how they pay off the little things in this series (and even further, how s2 pays off so many random bits of lore that get mentioned in this season)

Everybody talking about Marx but nobody seems to have caught onto Sartre and de Beauvoir at the start.

He actually is xdddd it has to feel awesome to be able to actually use it

The Web move was honestly top tier strategy imo.

How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

They would both be confused

For a moment...I thought you were going to say Ricky Martin XD that would raise sooooo many questions LOL

This comment is so underrated

Oh my god you found Grogug's dad

Gorgug finally gets a good insight and the answer is “you think they’re your dad.”

Nah, she's too pissed at her bitch of a sister to panic.

I think it's just that she's got them under control right now

well, anxiety IS an animal of whimsy.

Мария Макарова can confirm that i was having a panic attack once and i cannot remember she did but i know i came out of the whole thing to go and fucking smack her (edit: “her” is my sister, i’m not a coherent typer sometimes lmao)

risi pieces I was literally about to make my own “can confirm...” and I looked down to see when the most recent reply was made when I saw almost the EXACT comment I was about to make. Just switch pronouns and it is 3 words off 😂

"Dunkirk, Dunkirk, Dunkirk!"

Even when he says Papa! 🤣

The synergize really horribly. Its almost an anti synergy. You CAN do it, but it inly really works on a dedicated grappler build or really specific combat builds focused on precasting nonconcentration combat buffs

@@jakegoodrich6520 I mean, I love their game but they also run around with AC 12 , basically ignore the existence of mage armor or shield and the concept of concentration, I think cool style over synergy is very much how this group rolls :-D

Bard-barian

Honestly, I was hoping Fig and Gorguk would end up a pair of Bardbarians.

@Unimportant Information underated line right there