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"the next race might have 13 players"

The Bit Bike really seems like it's supposed to be this vehicle that reigns supreme when everyone is getting hit a lot, and use its acceleration and handling to shrug off the hits better than the other vehicles. But, nobody's getting hit that much, and acceleration is minimized in effectiveness when you get tossed around like a salad.

I mean I knew that weight is very important, but it's just comical, seeing how much you get thrown around with such a light vehicle

I love how the mental went from determination to cope so quick when he got rainbow road.

I’m starting to think the bit bike also has the lowest luck stat

The challenge videos like these where you have a limited time to reach a certain vr with whatever setback the video features are definitely my favorite!! Love how chill you are, very easy to watch and wind down to :)

I used to like Toad and bit bike when i was like 6 years old, and now that i used it in many races and got brutally obliterated, particularly in the first track You played, i never understood how i used to like that bike.

Blessed with a 44 minute video 😈

Riding a Bit Bike down a Pit Pike probably always takes a toll on somebody.

honestly, silly mkwii videos like this make me smile in such a simple way.

15:32 pain.

Damn, good video as always and I REALLY liked that match cut at the beginning, that was slick.

Wow, it’s time for the underdog’s spotlight! :D Thanks for using the Bit Bike, it’s always cool seeing people trying it out. It’s what I use in this game, but with Dry Bones as the driver instead. By the way, there are ways to drift inwards in that section of Moonview Highway with the taxi and tight, rectangular corners because you’re really small. Kind of like using inside drift bikes but without the awkwardness. (in case you ever use this vehicle and challenge again).

lmao i knew it was u 33:26 mid race i was like thinking "is he bean? idk he may be bean" (im the guy voting for DS Yoshi Falls

This is a tragedy disguised as a slapstick comedy.

I love low vr rooms so much 😂

It's videos like these where the protagonist simply doesn't meet their lofty goals, yet uploads it for all to witness anyway that makes watching youtube videos so enjoyable. For example, the most recent "IDidAThing" video was similarly not much of a success story, but if he never uploaded it, then the videos he (and others) make where success is obtained just wouldn't hit very hard. I'm genuinely at the edge of my seat watching someone trying to achieve something on this platform, no matter how small, because there is a very real chance that the main character of the video will simply fail, and the video will just end without much fanfare. It is because of simple little videos like this one keeping us grounded that keeps the power-creep of doing extraordinary things, and observing them, in-check. I think a lot of billion-dollar media franchises could learn a thing or two from this phenomenon.

"This cannot be happening. I wanted this track so bad." Yeah, I feel that.

No wonder red shells don't hit in this game. That one on Luigi Circuit changed dimensions!

Aw man I think that's why I get flung by many cars in real life by using the Bit Bike, All of those cars are heavyweights!

31:49 F's in the chat

slowest is booster seat because bit bike can wheelie

This is my new favorite video of yours

Congrats on 21K Bean

congrats with 2 place on coconut mall :)

Seems like you are really trying to make the best out of your Channel, and I admire you for that, well played sir!

Obviously the slowest bike is whatever i use, because dolphin doesnt acknowledge when i press the "shake wiimote" button and 80% of the time i dont wheelie because of it

absolutely loving the content :) keep it up

Guys which one is faster, Bit Bike or me running a 6;57 mile, tell me in comments

We hit mama bear Daddy bear : you what ??? 😂

excellent music choice

I wouldn’t have the patience for this, Mario kart Wii has some of the worst item bullying in the Mario kart series

Very good underrated content keep it up!

I actually remember playing against gwen recently, quite funny

please keep uploading videos like these i love worldwide videos

bro is so chill

The pacman arrangement soundtrack?????????? Woahh dude

Another banger!

This vehicle was my favourite one

22:20 "Okay, gold is green." Wise words

BEAN UPLOAD WOOO

My KZfaq crashed right at the end of the video before I got to see the end of the last race to see if you did it and the video didn’t show up my watch history so I had to come back and find out what happened

Good Video Bean!

i think the worst is either baby mario on the booster seat or bit bike

The actual goat of harmony ❤

i love the bit bike i use it alot it cool

*A wild MamaBear appears!* 12:04

When i first started playing mkwii i really liked the biy bike. Times were tough😅.

Lets agree when you play of-line every vehicle is viable as long as you know how to use it.

me a european calling it the nanobike

I knew that Poofesure thumbnail anywhere

Just came out of a breakup, this is just what I need

11:22 Why you should never text and drive

If you end up in 13th place do you underflow to max gain vr?

I use the bit bike when I play with my wife. It's pretty fun.

Post more worldwides it’s so much better

Wdym I loved using bit bike when I was younger

So… is the Standard Bike S any better?

How do you play online still?

6:47 why did the blue shell went for you instead of going for the first person of the race?

I'm thinking of making your mii sometime Bean

Bean hope ur doing well ur vids r 🔥 hope that’s a sign that ur well😊😊😊😊😊😊

bean what controller do you have

26:04.... If you know, you know...

hey bean! i hope you see this comment and respond me. correct me if im wrong but i remember seeing somewhere u play mkwii on a wii u, and i wanna know what setup do you use for recording your screen, if you could share i would be so thankful:>

beanzard gameplay

What editor u use?

Dude I'm afk grinding bananas in despicable me 4 obby for fart gun

if ya wanna try moar bad vehicles u should try the sugarscoot.. its one of teh worst vehicles in the game but nobody has EVER talked about it

6:39 Why was he targeted by the blue shell in 5th?

Honeycoupe vs Flame Flyer Clan war video???????

Horrible horrible just straight up horrible😔

Video 4 of saying W vid!

any body know if this is on an actual wii or emulated? this guys got me wanting to get into mario kart wii 😂

Is this on CTGP?

Your wiiremote is low on battery !

U mean fastest :)

#JUSTICEFORTHEBITBIKE

24:54 LOOK THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM (I was stimk and in a call with fire and princess lol)

who's here in the first day of relese

early club 👇

:D

69th comment (this comment is also useless and will never be useful in your life and I wasted a couple of seconds by making you read this and why are you still reading man I’m acting like a stupid kid youtuber peace)