"doctor, my leg hurts" *"best i can do is brain surgery"*

To people that are confused. He isn’t missing any of his brain. The ventricles in the middle are just swollen with a lot more water than a normal person has. Which caused the outer portion of his brain to be smushed. His whole brain is still intact though, which allows him to survive pretty normally.

He may have the smallest brain but he is smarter than 90% of Twitter users💀

*"Dumb is who does dumb things"* _-Forest Gump_

So you’re telling me even someone without a brain achieved more than me

“You’re like the smartest dumb guy I’ve ever met”

Bro can still function better than most Twitter, tiktok and Reddit users Edit: forgot one more: Discord Mods

My oldest son is very similar to this. He had brain surgery at 3 to remove a tumor the size of a man’s fist in the middle of his brain. It was supposed to be his twin that he absorbed. It’s called a teratoma. Because it was attached to his blood supply, it grew with him and caused his brain to grow differently. It’s all there, it’s just not shaped normally. They were worried that once the tumor was removed he’d develop encephalitis but thankfully he didn’t. He’s now 26 and a college grad. He does have memory problems but considering the alternative, we were lucky to find it when we did.

Man got a whole wife and kids with 75% of his head filled with water and i’m still struggling to figure out social cues😭

Doctor: "As you can see, he has no brain" This guy: "Turns out, you don't need one"

“GUYS LOOK! ZOMBIES ARE HERE NOW! QUICK HI-“ that guy: “nah ill be safe”

Every Ranked Teammate:

Alternative title: brainless man, still smarter than 90% of twitter users

"He has a job, a wife, kids without a brain yet you can't pull any bit-"

My severely disabled brother Matt had Hydrocephalus, Cerebral Palsy, and Holoprosencephaly. He was a spastic quadriplegic, and was only born with 2 cm of his brain stem, the rest of his head was filled with cerebral spinal fluid. Doctors put 2 shunts, one on each side of his head. It pumped his head to a more natural size over time. When he was first born. his head weighed more than his body. Doctors thought he was both blind & deaf, and said he'd not live to be a year old. As a toddler, I discovered he wasn't blind or deaf. I was putting away a load of stuffed animals I had been playing with in the living room and Matty started absolutely cracking up. Because I would pick one up and run to my room, repeat. The motion of me running back and forth just tickled his funny bone. Matt had over 20 operations in his lifetime, including 2 full body casts. Doctors tried to hide CT scan results from my mom when he was a kid/ young teen. Mom grabbed the envelope of them when they were out of the room, and discovered that one of his shunts had broken off in his head and had grown into his brain tissue. If he were to hit his head somehow the wrong way, he could die instantly. Matt had to eat mostly via feeding tube because as he grew, his neurological system changed, and when he swallowed it started going into his lungs. My mom had to insert a tube into his nose directly to his stomach, eventually they finally put a G-tube which was on his tummy and went directly into his stomach. Matt was so awesome. He ADORED ME, and crushed over my female friends, and he would puff up and act tough around guys, even adopt a deeper tone to his voice. He couldn't speak normally, but on occasion he would say words randomly and surprise everyone. Matty passed away unexpectedly on Jan.31,2007. It was the most difficult thing I've ever been through, and I miss him everyday. He's finally free of his bodily prison and I hope he is able to enjoy his afterlife able to do all he couldn't in his lifetime. I'm grateful for the time I had with him, I believe he made me a better person just by knowing him.

I haven't seen this guy in so long, now I come to appreciate how nice this guy voice is

bro 75 IQ for someone whos brain looks like that is actually really impressive, you would think someone like him wouldn’t even be able to properly communicate or would struggle doing basic tasks

"Hey doc, my leg hurts" "OK, this looks like a no-brainer..."

Bro wants to be megamind so badly

"this man takes brainless to a whole nother level" twitter users: challenge accepted

“This man takes brainless to a whole new level” *inserts a picture of human megamind*

"you might be a little brain dead" Me at a exam: uhhh shshshdhshchdhdbdhdhdd

bro has portable water

The zombies ain’t coming for him ANY time soon.

wonder how that conversation went: "what's up, doc'?" "mate we took a ct scan of your brain and it's fucking hollow"

Imagine arguing with this guy "Omfg you're so brainless" "I know :(" Edit: people told me to change it to "you're". Yw

Megamind as a human:

You know what, I'm kinda jealous of him. Living simple life with no overthinking or worries.

Let me get this straight: This guy has barely any brain but has achieved more than most of us

"Mom why did you chose dad?" "It's a no brainer"

Zombie: let's eat that man Zombie: nvm he have no brain

bro's head size tells a different story

"He has a wife, a job, children and a perfectly normal life" Ok google, how to tie a noose

Pov: real life megamind asks you "no bitches?" While having a perfect life balance

Should have seen this coming miles away since bro's got that megamind build💀

dang he took it to a whole different level

"Hey doc, my leg hurts" "Let me see. Oh, looks like you have no brain" EDIT: thank you for the likes i never got so many on a comment

"But amazingly, he has a job, a wife, children and a perfectly normal life." What am I doing wrong?

I mean I thought it was common knowledge that having no brain was a requirement for happiness.

That took brainless to a whole new level. Big ups to that guy for living life despite it.

"His IQ might be low, but not mentally disabled by any means." **proceeds to show man in a wheelchair ♿️** Me: I don't think that's how this works 🤔...

"this guy had no brain" *Has a job, a wife, and pretty much well lived* Someone removes my brain this instant

For anyone wondering the condition is called hydrocephalus and is caused by cerebral spinal fluid not draining properly due to having an excessive amount of it. This condition usually requires a shunt, in some cases they drill holes in your skull to help alleviate the fluid buildup. The fluid is routed through a tube placed in your head going all the way down to your stomach. This condition can cause seizures, brain damage, death, mental impairments, vision issues,etc. I don't believe this condition makes anyone stupid. your disabilities do not define you, and you do not let them. I have suffered with this condition myself and always have hope that one day it'll be treated and I can be free.

Meanwhile in an alternate universe "doctor my head hurts" "hmmm... somethings wrong with your leg"

Other ppls: *shoot heads and dies* This dude: *water flows out*

Bro secretly roasted us at the end💀

“Hey, doc, my leg feels pretty weak. You think you can prescribe me some meds to-“ Doc: *”you have no brain”*

I would still value his opinion more than 99% of Twitter users

at least he had a cute smile

his brain is still 100x bigger than Oxford drivers

“This man takes brainless to a whole nother level” -My Teahcer

Doc really told him his leg pain was all in his head 💀

Bro, took “it’s all in your head” to a whole new level💀

Murderer: *cuts his head open with an axe* Also murderer: WHAT THE FU-

I remember seeing this somewhere. Apparently he HAS a brain, but it's been slowly squeezed small by the fluids that it's roughly 1/3 of its actual size. But since the shrinkage happened gradually, his brain was able to adapt to the changes and kept his mental faculties normal despite being smaller.

Guy has an iq of 75, yet looks like Megamind. Life is truly a contradiction

Looks like a new world record to my books

If you're ever told you're brainless, remember this man

Bro would be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse

the fact that the ventricles cover 75% of his brain and he has 75 IQ

I know he used that last sentence for the loop but ending the shirt with "you might be a little brain dead" got me

My youngest son, 16yo, has had a shunt since he was 2 weeks old. He actually is on his way back from MUSC where he had his yearly ct scan. He also had 3/4 of his frontal lobe removed to stop seizures 4 years ago. He had bad short and long term memory loss before the part of his brain was removed. After the surgery he remembered everything he didn’t before. I suggest MUSC medical in Charleston SC. for anyone with children that have seizures. The neurologist in Greenville just wanted to keep upping his meds for seizures. MUSC wanted to find the spot that caused them.

“This man takes brainless to a whole other level” His forehead: am I a joke to you?

"the smallest brain ever" this guy: **looks like megamind**

“It should’ve been me not him. It’s not fair“

Bro last last brain is valid and adds no key to finding happiness 💯

"75% of water in his brain" Me: starts shaking my head to see if I can feel or hear anything splashing around.

“The man with no brain” *”the smallest brain ever”*

Thinking of the ocean way too seriously

You took it personal for a second

“This guy has almost no brain” How my parents describe me

I saw such a CT scan on a patient. She had a slight shunt dysfunction and had a bit headache, her CT scan was even more extreme than this one, but she was a former bank employee. The brain is extremely interesting, while people have a normal live with such an extreme hydrocephalus, other patients suffer from brain tumors smaller than 1 cm.

welp hes lucky in a zombie apocalypse since they cant eat his brain☠️

Man: can u masaage my leg? Doctor: i'm in debt, so u need brain surgery. Now you are in debt

This is proof that you don't need to be smart to live a decent life, nor have a normal brain.

If someone has the phrase “small Brained” applied it’s this guy Edit: Jacob S you’ve given 3 people seizures, 2 people strokes, 1 person a heart attack and 2 Godzillas strokes. At least according to my reply section Edit 2: Now several more people who I’m not willing to count have had aneurisms, weddings ruined, strokes, seizures, were declared brain dead, lost all their brain cells. It’s a catastrophe at the hands of Jacob S Edit 3: Now you see some people have had brains change size, needed to reset earth, almost killed themselves, whole family was shaking and one person needed to revive themselves so as one person said in my reply section Jacob S indeed is a hired assassin

Even a leg made a brain weak💀

“ he rlly said “bro takes brainless to another level 💀

"you might be a little braindead" me at mcdonalds: how many chicken nuggets are in the 20pc mcuggets?

I love how he says small brained and then shows us a picture of someone with a huge head.

This man took loop to another level

It is truly amazing how our body/brain will compensate to flourish ❤

Imagine getting the news from the doctor like: "Hey doc is my brain ok i wanna know" "70% of your brain is gone"

Me: “hey, my toe kinda hurts” Doctor: “you’re going blind”

Bro took "brain power" to a whole new level

bro has the brainless rizz 💀

“This guy has the smallest brain ever” Allow me to introduce myself edit: and everyone else in the replies

bro is literally the equivalent of "i may not havr a brain gentlemen, but i have an idea"

Dr. Zomboss be like:

"It's a no-brainer." This guy: okay...

Bro is the real life Homer Simpson 💀

bro: I'mma get a hundred on the test bro in question:

My Man got the brain in his leg💀

*The fish swimming inside his brain:* Man I really gotta do everything around here, don't I?

"You might be a little brain dead" Bro you didn't have to do me like that💀

My manz took “water head” to a whole ‘nother level.

Bro that Skeleton, i can't hold my laugh 💀

"this guy has the smallest brain ever" Me: *laughs in genshin impact*

Bro the teachers pet has a smaller brain

That 'you might be a little brain dead' in the end.😮‍💨