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@DonutOperator 6 жыл бұрын

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@jeremym6042 6 жыл бұрын

Donut Operator First time viewer and new subscriber...awesome content. Your channel will be welcome in the breakroom at work.

@ATRAX31 6 жыл бұрын

Can we zoom in closer to your face plz? I want your mug taking up my entire screen if possible.

@thebreathless4935 6 жыл бұрын

My cousin told me about a guy that tried to poop in Walmart

@salt_detector3571 6 жыл бұрын

Donut Operator this same shit happend right next to my house in wisconson

@salt_detector3571 6 жыл бұрын

The fortcollins thing

@knotchbass 5 жыл бұрын

I can't help but think the kid acting like a cop is a huge Patty Mayo fan.

@aperson4933 5 жыл бұрын

Before the kid pulled that guy over, I bet he took out a picture of Mayo boy, kissed it, and said "This is for you Patty."

@dvrek8712 5 жыл бұрын

For sure

@professorkush2567 5 жыл бұрын

Nah the kids actually out there doing stuff. Pattys paying actors off craigslist. People who think Patty's videos are real probably think WWE & Lizard lick towing is real as well.

@mmatthews61687 5 жыл бұрын

@@professorkush2567 "He's out there doing stuff"? Please elaborate on what precisely you think he's doing?

@saggybobby3733 5 жыл бұрын

@@professorkush2567 Are you telling me Lizard Lick Towing isn't real? 😢

@zshumiston4217 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a little impressed that a 14 year old got his hands on that much gear.

@poeter14 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it isn't hard to buy them off the internet but yeah. He went way overboard

@poeter14 4 жыл бұрын

@@vega2634 that's true

@garretteckhardt6665 4 жыл бұрын

@@vega2634 kids don't have bills to pay so it's easy to save. A very nice lesson most adults need to learn with their credit cards, car loans, or basically any form of debt. What do you have when you don't have payments? Money!

@arianaxdr7399 4 жыл бұрын

@@garretteckhardt6665 but some of this blank guns cost like 200 buck is not joke the other thing is how he pay

@anoldflame5595 4 жыл бұрын

Probably just prop items..?

@westsidetrucker7943 3 жыл бұрын

That guy who held his shit in for 47 days is the hero you want at the lead of a human centipede line

@user-rl1eq8ml1h 3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahah

@sharp9150 3 жыл бұрын

nooo i finally got that movie out of my head until now :(

@benjamincarver2940 3 жыл бұрын

Would have never thought of that..😂

@csar07. 3 жыл бұрын

Thats really inconsiderate. The people behind you would starve!

@jamykellewis1232 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the relief

@TonywithaT 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist. He wanted into the room to get the drugs out of the ceiling..

@lewis8775 4 жыл бұрын

blue streak ay

@Baigins 3 жыл бұрын

@@lewis8775 Ah I thought of that too! I love that movie.

@agentbarron3945 3 жыл бұрын

yeah, its pretty obvious that someone else stashed it there when they were arrested and the dude was trying to get it, he def didnt have enough time to put 9 bags in the ceiling

@kadragon3764 5 жыл бұрын

Imo. Refusing to take a poo for 47 days should be enough evidence

@glenturney4750 4 жыл бұрын

He's still gotta eat? Feed him some yummies tainted with hospital strength laxatives? Then, RUN!!! 😁 🏃‍♂️. 💩🤸‍♂️

@benpotter6832 4 жыл бұрын

@Mr Anderson what's this comment even mean!?!

@joshuaespinoza8325 4 жыл бұрын

@@glenturney4750 horse laxatives

@Doggio_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaespinoza8325 Just get into a nuclear bunker cause that shit ain't gonna be pretty.

@gunnarhollinger8198 4 жыл бұрын

That he's an alien because he didn't have a BM for 47 days?!?! Lmao? What else would it mean

@The_SmorgMan 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting food poisoning 46 days into your “poo strike”

@PatRiot- 5 жыл бұрын

Mind over.....fecal matter

@darkapothecary4116 5 жыл бұрын

That would of be shitty

@100pyatt 5 жыл бұрын

Cleanup isle 3

@brooksh.3775 5 жыл бұрын

Rape?

@I_am_a_cat_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@brooksh.3775 I don't think that'd be possible with a dude that held it that long, it's probably turned to concrete in his bowels

@daswimguy_doge1382 4 жыл бұрын

5:38 best part

@enoughofyourkoicarp 3 жыл бұрын

"You have drugs up there?" "Nope." "We're gonna watch you poo." "I will discontinue my discharges." "I will discontinue my charges." "I will go home then." "... Well played."

@brandonparish925 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@thememeoverlord.1949 3 жыл бұрын

Checkmated

@audie-cashstack-uk4881 Жыл бұрын

I did exactly this child support threats uk gov uk courts,, we will take away your driving licence IL GET A IRISH ONE we will take away your passport IL GET A IRISH ONE we will tag you ankle tag IL REMOVE IT MOVE TO IRELAND AND CHANGE MY NAME THEY GOT THE MESAGE I NEVER PAID SHIT

@cman011 6 жыл бұрын

i find it hard to believe that kid was just trying to 'play cop' with all of that gear and a decked out vehicle. I suspect there's something more sinister behind that story tbh.

@nesearle82 5 жыл бұрын

Yea probably

@thatepickidfunhouse6976 5 жыл бұрын

where the fuck 14 year olds allowed to drive

@dannyhammond9635 5 жыл бұрын

That Epic Kid funhouse they aren’t

@spacecowboy7568 5 жыл бұрын

@@dannyhammond9635 Actually! In North Dakota you can get your Drivers Permit at fourteen!

@jasoncrosbie8368 5 жыл бұрын

Didn't he say it was San Bernardino? That's in California

@240pixel 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's that 14 year old kid who sent you a San Bernardino patch.

@7Be 4 жыл бұрын

I think that was the joke

@neogeek8644 4 жыл бұрын

the plot thickens

@whatisanickname9292 4 жыл бұрын

@@neogeek8644 plot the thick

@poxpox2917 3 жыл бұрын

@@neogeek8644 thicken the plot

@morgantto2380 3 жыл бұрын

That was the joke r/whoosh

@Tippetts6618 3 жыл бұрын

When a 14 year old American lad can get his hands on more gear than a regular UK bobby...

@anthonydesroches8897 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention a vehicle and lights lll

@samsonsoturian6013 3 жыл бұрын

A UK cop probably could get that stuff, and get charged with a felony too.

@michaeltan7855 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh... As an American you have no idea...

@samsonsoturian6013 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltan7855 neither do you, I'm guessing

@michaeltan7855 3 жыл бұрын

@@samsonsoturian6013 obviously you've never been to a gun show or use a local classifieds to buy private. SMH. 🤦🏽‍♂️

@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm here to investigate a domestic disturbance." That kid is spoiled and scary. What 14 yr old has their own decked out SUV, and the desire to get into other people's homes?

@callumhardy5098 5 жыл бұрын

When your IQ begins with a 0.

@Nik-xi2ri 4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@SirDankleberry 4 жыл бұрын

Some guy: You have an IQ of 030. Me: Told you it was in the triple digits.

@MysteryMouseketool 4 жыл бұрын

Mine is 0,057735^(−2)

@aidentyler9994 4 жыл бұрын

Me tbh

@danielsteger8456 4 жыл бұрын

Mystery Mouseketool LOL nice math trick

@eazye619 5 жыл бұрын

That guy driving by the police car laughing and mocking the guy who got arrested is amazing😂😂😂

@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 3 жыл бұрын

That shotgun deserves to be in "Cursed Gun Images"

@roystephens568 4 жыл бұрын

I'm going out on a limb here. I think it's safe to say after 47 days, that was more than a "2 flusher"!

@Puss1man Жыл бұрын

I flush once for double flushers 😎

@samvail8728 5 жыл бұрын

5:39 pretty much how I felt when my drug dealing neighbor got arrested 😂😂😂

@chuggiesmalls4203 4 жыл бұрын

@@pissdragon I sold drugs to ur dad kid shut up

@abdinboni2246 4 жыл бұрын

I need to find the link to the original video ' that guys voice cracked me up

@Florida_man420 3 жыл бұрын

AidanWarrior id like to live next to a weed dealer

@malinko35 3 жыл бұрын

If they only sell pot and aren't trashy people then its ok with me

@ripevanwinkle494 3 жыл бұрын

@@pissdragon that would be me years ago, not that I was a drug addict, I used to rob drug dealers.

@R6-D2 5 жыл бұрын

I can't hold my shit in for 47 minutes let alone 47 days 😲

@fixit9844 5 жыл бұрын

Too much info...

@workingonanames 5 жыл бұрын

@Joep Buyod Really a whimp? Even I don't want to hear about this. Sure he may be squeamish but a whimp is a different story.

@josh-2474 5 жыл бұрын

0-100 real quick😶

@workingonanames 5 жыл бұрын

@Joep Buyod I'm not going to read this okay and have a great day.

@DannyCasino 5 жыл бұрын

Are u trying to tell people that your a Fun boy...

@Khwez123 4 жыл бұрын

0:25 he called out the Karen’s before it was a thing

@bluehernandez3594 3 жыл бұрын

The man, the myth, the prophecy.

@sharp9150 3 жыл бұрын

its been a think for almost 4 years

@jacobfree21 3 жыл бұрын

The way he laughs like a kid in a candy store while saying “ taser taser taser”

@jaredandreae1792 6 жыл бұрын

That guy played too much fallout then created that gun

@Southern_Cutthroat 6 жыл бұрын

Jared Andreae i don't have a problem i swear it

@duelerd8034 6 жыл бұрын

Jared Andreae lol I can see that

@buckplug2423 5 жыл бұрын

tfw irl Jury Riggin

@bigthiccboi137 5 жыл бұрын

That’s the best drive by I’ve ever seen in my life

@kmonnier 3 жыл бұрын

I thought you said “If you don’t want your newborn baby and it’s UNARMED...”

@NoOne-fu5ip 3 жыл бұрын

4:39 in czech republic, we have a thing called "BabyBox" And we have it in our hospitals for some years now.

@jackslap6618 5 жыл бұрын

He makes eye contact with me so much it is scary

@3vil298 5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@anesjakupovic2771 5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@anoonoo113 5 жыл бұрын

Its my f 19 times im seeing u everywhere i go in youtube!!!!!!!

@worldsmostIoved 5 жыл бұрын

Manypeopletrytosee99 lul wut

@worldsmostIoved 5 жыл бұрын

Manypeopletrytosee99 “sweet bikini teen model” ok buddy

@masterchief8726 6 жыл бұрын

5:38 LMAO

@northamerican6009 6 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I died there lol

@hendog5396 6 жыл бұрын

The guys accent and laugh make it so damn funny

@coppertfox 6 жыл бұрын

hahaha fckn loser xd

@zarion1181 6 жыл бұрын

That was so gratifying. Lmao.

@fishingislife9900 5 жыл бұрын

LoL😂 fuck u bitch!

@williamhuggett7313 3 жыл бұрын

That 14 year old: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

@RobertMorgan 3 жыл бұрын

3:31 wow, what a completionist. He had ALL the accessories. How does a 14 year old amass such a collection?

@colinfury4264 6 жыл бұрын

Now we need to ban Assualt Flashlights!

@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus 6 жыл бұрын

How do you feel about assault *flesh* lights?

@TierTalk 6 жыл бұрын

Fuhrery great idea. Where are the democrats.

@TierTalk 6 жыл бұрын

Silence Dogood thank you for that. I just wish there was consistency. Now I look bad. Lol

@rager3657 6 жыл бұрын

What about assualt birbs

@clayman0430 6 жыл бұрын

So how does this relate to the video? Honestly though have some creativity with your comment rather than being repetitive

@joncocks2262 5 жыл бұрын

a drop box for real human babies, WTF

@joncocks2262 5 жыл бұрын

@ComocosonoEWL I'm from the uk. It does happen occasionally. Most of our trash whores have babies for free stuff.

@jakesmith3705 5 жыл бұрын

yeah... its in my home town. its kinds weird

@justamoose4600 5 жыл бұрын

Better than having an abortion, at least that child can be adopted by a family who actually gives a damn.

@dpk_27 5 жыл бұрын

In Germany every Hospital has one like that, its kept warm and a nurse gets alerted as soon as something is put into it, better than babies getting put in dumpsters

@thefourshowflip 5 жыл бұрын

It’s not letting the best be the enemy of good; best thing would be if we didn’t even need a solution like this, but that’s not reality, so might as well try to counteract these terrible things with as much good as we can muster.

@goingtoscotland 4 жыл бұрын

Donut Police patch should have been "to consume and digest" Huge missed opportunity

@andy_5789 4 жыл бұрын

5:37 lmao

@NigelThornbery 6 жыл бұрын

Legend has it he hasn't left his bathroom since he got out of jail.

@datdude119 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@billylion3073 5 жыл бұрын

his shit was hella high or high and shit ohhhhhhhhhhh

@yeahsteeeve 6 жыл бұрын

Its amazing to me that a woman can just walk away from being a mother with zero concequences. Unwanted baby? Just dump it off at the local fire dept. Free and clear. Oh, but a man wants to walk away from being a father? Court ordered child support. The man wants a paternity test done? Well, in some states that cant be done without the concent of the mother. Looks like like you're paying no matter what daddy-o. Male privelage indeed.

@i.suk.6146 5 жыл бұрын

Ik right. Women are so oppressed

@i.suk.6146 5 жыл бұрын

@Disregard everything I say Please No, he's saying women should face consequences for that kind of thing. And if you can't make it so women face consequences for it, then neither should men. It's sposed to be equality right? A lot of times men are fucked over by suspended drivers licenses after not making a child support payment, and then they can't make it to their job to get yknow, money to pay child support.

@i.suk.6146 5 жыл бұрын

@Disregard everything I say Please Tho with ur username dunno why Im responding

@100pyatt 5 жыл бұрын

Thought provoking indeed

@KeanKennedy 5 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming either a mother or father can drop off a baby, assuming both parties are agreed. Awful as the situation is.

@paulrevere2928 4 жыл бұрын

Great shows. I appreciate that you skateboard and own a skate shop. I have been skateboarding since 1974. Keep producing a quality show. ‘Folks don’t quit skateboarding because they got old, they got old because they quit skateboarding!’ - Eric Dressen, 2nd generation Dogtown skater.

@scottpollock6549 3 жыл бұрын

That 14 year old boy was literally living every 6-16 year old boy’s dream of being a cop. Hell, he’s got it going way more than I did! All I had was a piece of power I cut into the shape of a star taped to my shirt and a toy pistol that made popping noises!

@nicholasbell9010 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a time traveling Jeremy Dewitte

@UnfoundMusic 6 жыл бұрын

Donut, I just found a fully semi-automatic pez dispenser in my parents closet. I'm so scared now, what do i do??

@maxdrags3115 6 жыл бұрын

Unfound Call the police NOW, we don't want it shooting anyone by its self... Oh wait.

@General_Eisenhower1945 6 жыл бұрын

Unfound saw off the barrel

@problematic1417 6 жыл бұрын

Stick itf in your prison pocket and slowly exit the house.

@Tigerbricks11 6 жыл бұрын

Ask if they own any assault candy at the dinner table. Express no emotion, it’ll alert those psychos.

@pyrofful 6 жыл бұрын

What was it loaded with the pink ballistic tip or yellow practice rounds?

@djfreak1996 6 жыл бұрын

That flashlight shotgun is perfect for giving the cops perfect lighting to hit a 40 Mike Mike right to the jiggly bits.

@a3dg638 6 жыл бұрын

That Face of the penguin tho....

@cyberdroid2300 3 жыл бұрын

That guy with the fake cop uniform was doing a heist setup LOL.

@sovietunion142 3 жыл бұрын

"Sir, come out of the house, you're under arrest!" "Not yet, I need to take a Sh*t."

@jimjefferies9082 5 жыл бұрын

47 days ? How does that not cause massive internal problems ?

@dylanmcshane9976 5 жыл бұрын

the shit double recycles, refines and turns into other ways to leave, piss sweat farts. def not healthy though.

@dylanmcshane9976 5 жыл бұрын

@*Drusilla666* ive done it lmao didnt shit for a week and a half during camp. started farting like a nut job. when i eventually shat there should have been waaaay more shit. my body was ridding it in others ways.

@dylanmcshane9976 5 жыл бұрын

@*Drusilla666* lol i did it, believe me or dont

@dylanmcshane9976 5 жыл бұрын

@*Drusilla666* i guess so lol

@okcupid3769 5 жыл бұрын

47 days is quite long and the dude was for sure in pain. The longest i ever held my shit in was a little over 2 weeks. i used to only shit on the weekends (for years) because i had some kind of mental issue making me only want to shit once a week even though i had urges to go all the time. For men i think it is different too, because they have a prostate. For a select few, there is a "pleasure" factor to holding in shit. ill tell you what after a few days, you start to get those urges to shit. its about to come out but you sit down and hold it in for a min or 2, then it goes away for a few hours. i am not kidding a week long shit comes out to almost a foot. I used to play football with 6 to 12 inch of a HUGE width shit in my colon for years. it is surely not healthy for you at all. Especially how your opening your asshole so fast (Talking about non constipation "holding in") and in such a big manner, minor bleeding is always a issue To that one person who said that your shit gets "recycled" i respectfully disagree. you cannot look past having a foot long log in your colon after a week and say it was recyled to a smaller form lol. The dude had stomach aches, insane gas, sweating, periods of "holding in shit", and just the mental factor of having your colon stretched that much for that long. Def not fun! Do not misunderstand my old situation as "constipation". At all times, i could push it out easily. It was just some kind of mental issue 😉

@markclarkus8151 6 жыл бұрын

He took " weapon mounted light" the wrong way😂😂😂

@Eskii_NZL 5 жыл бұрын

Its a tactical flash light for his feet so he dont trip when taking out bad guys

@MrSoonermadman Жыл бұрын

I have been under a rock and just discovered Donuts page. I love it, I’m binge watching videos now. On another note, That was nice of the 14yr old to send you one of his sheriffs patches, lol.

@luismontalvo900 3 жыл бұрын

That 14 year old just finished watching "Let's Be Cops"

@mishterpreshident 4 жыл бұрын

The real life equivalent of that Southpark episode where Cartmen is riding around on his bigwheel screaming "Respect my Authoritaaaai"

@nuzuk 6 жыл бұрын

Just FYI on the baby drop off, they have been used a few times now. Yes it does beat finding a half starved or dead baby in a field

@Dirtbag-Hyena 6 жыл бұрын

nuzuk Yea,but it still sucks. 1st,drive through alcohol places,because yea,need my beer to go. Now baby slots. THAT,tells you the state of the world we live in. Ill never understand dumping a baby in the trash. Even before that,there are tons of ethical, & HUMAN ways,to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. 1st,why'd you let it go to term,IN THE 1ST PLACE😡 We,shouldnt have baby slots,that just shouldnt be something,that someone needed to invent. Thats fucking sad. I was poor,& 17 when i had my daughter, you know what i did....GET A FUCKING JOB. And when i couldnt find one,i illegally worked construction, because at the time(maybe now too),you had to be 18 to get a dangerous job,even pizza places were out,because of the rocker blade,& dough roller. Ive seen a man get his hands caught in a dough roller....Not pretty. So,my girlfriend got to every OBGYN, Lamaze class,& i was there for it all. Had medical insurance too,but i couldnt afford any for me. Thats how i grew up,you FUCKIMG take care of your shit. Different generation i guess,never heard such shit,in the 70s & 80s. Thats just fucking sad....

@dillonkerbs4902 5 жыл бұрын

i like how this man thinks abortion is more ethical than dropping a baby at a fire station to give it a better chance in life. classic baby boomer edit: @drtbag39

@dillonkerbs4902 5 жыл бұрын

and guess what generation he was? yours!

@MsZsc 5 жыл бұрын

Dillon Kerbs I think he meant it’s better than throwing it in the trash

@darkapothecary4116 5 жыл бұрын

@Fast Internet o I thought they havested the organs. Hummm....

@J-n-J-2016 3 жыл бұрын

The wife and I watch your videos every night this one is great ...🤣😂 Keep up the good work man thanks for what you do.

@eamonia 2 жыл бұрын

Hey man, I really dig your stuff. Happy to subscribe and thanks for being one of the good guys.

@codgun8575 6 жыл бұрын

If he didn't take a shit at all, they should've just gave him those "magic" Hasbro sugar gummy bears, he would've either A) Die. or B) Shit Tsar Bombas all day long.

@xecris1 6 жыл бұрын

doc they aren't magic, just sugar free. Sugar has been replaced with pain and suffering.

@codgun8575 6 жыл бұрын

Xecris R That's where the magic is.

@KevinLikesBananas 6 жыл бұрын

doc you mean sugar free

@towtruckaj 5 жыл бұрын

I hope that baby "drive thru" Is really just like a protective play pin or something that has doors on both sides and isn't actually any kind of chute or dark box or something lmao.

@J8den 5 жыл бұрын

*Dump* “We got another one!”

@towtruckaj 5 жыл бұрын

@@J8den Got a guy sitting at the chute to organize the kids by eye color or something lmao *Woooosh* "We got another blue eyes!"

@jakesmith3705 5 жыл бұрын

its at my local fire department and as soon as the door is closed and alarm goes off and the firemen rush there to get the baby. its actually a really good idea, it keeps first responders and garbage men from finding them abandoned.

@glenturney4750 4 жыл бұрын

It's got a chute with metal spikes at the end.

@twistedfoot6808 4 жыл бұрын

It looks like that book return thing at a library. Probably a chute that just yeets em into a trash can.

@iloveamerica3917 2 жыл бұрын

The Mexican laughing at the guy in the cop car was golden. I'm crying it was so funny.

@BowChickaHonkHonk1 23 күн бұрын

I never knew I wanted to buy merch, until I saw the "Donut Police: To Protect the Donuts" - I need a dozen of those for myself and a dozen to give out as gifts. They are fantastic. And you don't even need to know about this channel to enjoy them!!!

@DjFischerAirwolf 6 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute was that George Lopez laughing at the kid in the SUV?

@Sabot_Shell 6 жыл бұрын

Yes actually the guy was laughing at the guy they arrested in the back of the. SUV

@JonasC22 6 жыл бұрын

47 days?? Jesus I feel like I'm going to shit myself if I wait like 2 hours..

@tehepiccricketz 6 жыл бұрын

Jonas jeez after 2 hours? You may want to get that checked out.

@jblob5764 6 жыл бұрын

Idk about2 hours but i seriously doubt id br able to go 2 full days. Dude knew whatever he ate was gonna put him in prison for a long time so he was gonna hold out lol

@AmbroseBoaBowie 3 жыл бұрын

I could feel every 5 seconds of that taser from here. There are no words to describe how excruciating that thing is

@freshrot420 3 жыл бұрын

'We didn't want them putting babies in dumpsters... so we built a dumpster-like contraption into the side of our building for them to use.'

@xeonpai 6 жыл бұрын

Tactical nuke gun

@fyermansyah623 6 жыл бұрын

D E A D A S S INCOMING

@TheMasterCheese 6 жыл бұрын

AKA a fatman.

@viburnumwillow4669 6 жыл бұрын

tAcTiCaL NuKe GuN

@Regmou5 6 жыл бұрын

D E A D A S S I just have to compliment you on that profile picture

@wickedb16 6 жыл бұрын

So the 14 year old sheriff sent you a patch?

@charredskeleton 3 жыл бұрын

I remember a news story from many years ago before safe haven laws. An woman in her 70s was out tending live stock and found an abandoned newborn baby frozen to the well housing. It was January, this is Iowa. Your heart has to go out to all involved. I remember that grandmother in tears on the news not knowing why they chose her farm. Saying they could have just left it on her door step and knocked. So yeah safe heaven laws=good.

@roambuilder8825 3 жыл бұрын

guy: "i got robbed at gun point by my cousin" also him: *at the police station with 8 bags of 'sniffable sugar' in his pocket also him: *lied to police about being robbed by his cousin at gun point*

@KonFry 6 жыл бұрын

47 days!?! imagine the shit he took after that.....

@thehypest6118 5 жыл бұрын

It's actually really common over here for people to hold their shit in for ages, 47 days is a record though most guys get caught after like 3/4

@schoolshooter609 5 жыл бұрын

Probably just a dot

@garfieldman-zn5oq 6 жыл бұрын

damn he made pipe pistol? his gun nut must be low cause I don’t see a lot of custom attachments

@irishrebublican7832 6 жыл бұрын

Kaleb The Red Head fallout 4 is love

@bootywizard6110 3 жыл бұрын

Dang not taking a shit for 47 days! Now that's a superpower.

@althor9997 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that kid was full on "catch me if you can"

@OOOHBILLY 5 жыл бұрын

Love how you have a green screen and aren't using it. Lmao

@Alex-dv5hm 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s a blue screen and he’s using it to make it green.

@_Tipi 3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-dv5hm :O

@2ndlittlekingryan654 3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-dv5hm bamboozled

@GBduds 3 жыл бұрын

He used his green screen for that background.

@mikehawkisthebest3751 6 жыл бұрын

That kid probably watched the movie “Let’s Be Cops” and thought he could pull it off

@mikehawkisthebest3751 6 жыл бұрын

Stuckgrenadepin like how the hell did his parents not notice bulletproof vests and guns and all that shit

@mikehawkisthebest3751 6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@StaxxxCmd 6 жыл бұрын

Mike HawkIsTheBest officer chang 😂😂

@ZenoDovahkiin 6 жыл бұрын

Mike HawkIsTheBest Because America.

@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 5 жыл бұрын

@@ZenoDovahkiin oh no no no, don't do that "because it's america" crap because that is extremely illegal and very few ways to get access to such gear as an adult with all the permissions

@torinkufeld9939 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just now seeing this video. The Fort Collins thing, I was in a crime scene investigations course doing a mock crime scene just across the street when the shooting happened. Crazy to see that the story didn't stay local. We ended up spending a week talking about the shooting instead and trying to learn from that incident.

@rich6081 3 жыл бұрын

And I bet there are no less than 10 security cameras trained on that box

@christopherjakel1049 6 жыл бұрын

Just curious, do the baby dropoffs print you a receipt? You know, just in case?

@kalemurphy7987 5 жыл бұрын

as being from nebraska, the omaha story does not suprise me one bit

@uncontrollable343 Жыл бұрын

Crafting menu Level 1 projectile. Materials needed - 1 x Hand torch - 2 x gaffer tape - 1 x metal pipe

@raswer9232 3 жыл бұрын

0:51 i thought he said "no i was at the mob at the time and there is video evidence" LMAO

@frankgrenci5743 6 жыл бұрын

Still no roof Koreans??!!?!!!? Ugh

@barrag3463 6 жыл бұрын

Frank Grenci ikr

@eposplaysgames 6 жыл бұрын

I just realised

@vanillagorilla9841 6 жыл бұрын

Bring on the roof Koreans!!

@sootyone8769 6 жыл бұрын

The guy got out of jail and tried to sell the drugs, but his customer said that shit looks old.

@BaadGoat0819 3 жыл бұрын

The tape modification reduces flinch when hit, the flashlight highlights enemy gamertags. Duh!

@matthewkennelly1426 3 жыл бұрын

That last clip is legendary!! 😂

@makerstudios5456 5 жыл бұрын

On that first one I bet the officers were like, “Well, that was a freebie.”

@andrewheil1158 6 жыл бұрын

Now, when you say "Replica Gun", along with the ballistic vest, how do you know he was not a L33T M1LS1M 41RS0FT3R?

@dominator167able 6 жыл бұрын

Best Friend Venom if it was shit dog let me break out my cyma ak and my flora with a smersh vest and lets invade the ukraine

@barrag3463 6 жыл бұрын

41RSH17

@kevns2148 Жыл бұрын

That Brit not pooping for 47days to get out of a drug charge is the ultimate Battle of Attrition. Can't say he didn't earn that one.

@heartimist4105 2 жыл бұрын

That clip of the guy driving by the arrestee in the cop car had me lol'ing 😂😂

@ROTAXD 5 жыл бұрын

10th Mountain division...based outta Ft. Drum just outside Watertown ny. Thanks for your service man.

@colton3927 4 жыл бұрын

5:42 Me when I get a higher test score than the smartest kid in the class

@easycheezy6619 3 жыл бұрын

When you live in a forgotten state and forgotten city and right off the bat he mentions it

@ryanhoffman2620 3 жыл бұрын

This man made a Karen joke and a cursed gun meme review two years ago

@afikkamal5217 6 жыл бұрын

Came for the plot. Stayed for the meme

@saucybaka4439 5 жыл бұрын

Wheres the meme

@chuno7354 6 жыл бұрын

is it me or is ur hairline the mcdonalds sign

@XboxOriginal1321 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@briang3101 5 жыл бұрын

Macdonalds Internet you're slow

@XboxOriginal1321 5 жыл бұрын

@agaveboy 5 жыл бұрын

is it me or do you use so many overused jokes from elementary school? lmao...

@workinhard5556 5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@EOD_90 3 жыл бұрын

I can't hold it in for more than a minute. Thats impressive

@Squirrelboy_100 Жыл бұрын

5:41 "FuKiNg LoSeR" had me on the floor

@thready9277 6 жыл бұрын

That gun is absolute Trash he forgot the underbarrel chainsaw and a mini AR-15 underneath the chainsaw with a bump stock and a Trigger crank.

@MasonJason310 6 жыл бұрын

Damn assault flashlights again. #bandempls

@clayman0430 6 жыл бұрын

No it's a flashlight grip Idiot Or are you just a real anti gun person?

@benjaminfarrar934 3 жыл бұрын

When I broke my back they had me on so much morphine at the hospital that I got all backed up. I was worried about not pooping for 5 days. 47? That guy must of been fasting.