The Splendorous Starlight Cooking Show

The Splendorous Starlight Cooking Show | FFXIV Animated

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6 ай бұрын

Aphinaud VA: / arakawa_ffxiv
Alisaie VA: / lainblanc
Original: • Jez Forgets The Turkey...
Patreon: / benedict_g
Twitter: / benedict__g
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@Mocita 6 ай бұрын

This doesn’t even seem like a parody. Alphinaud would joke, Alisaie would go off like that, and Gilgamesh would definitely interrupt a private gathering to save Enkidu.

@ibigfire 6 ай бұрын

What makes it a parody is that it takes their personalities and cranks them up a notch from what they are. Alisae is quick tempered for sure, but not to this level.

@Mor1adim 6 ай бұрын

I'm sure big inspiration for this came from that one scene in Scotland.

@Enixon869 6 ай бұрын

@@ibigfire this is just her no longer held back by a T rating

@handsomejack4125 6 ай бұрын

@@ibigfire I'm pretty sure she would have dropped a few F bombs in her tirade towards Estinien.

@Reycied 5 ай бұрын

I have no idea who this 'Gilgamesh' is. That's Greg. He's a friend of Inspector Hildebrand.

@bouncy2D 6 ай бұрын

Of the twins, Alisaie would be the one to swear like a sailor 🤣

@Toffeehammer 6 ай бұрын

I've seen a whole bunch of polls asking which character in the Scions should get to swear and Alisaie always wins by a landslide.

@Hammybread 6 ай бұрын

You mean like she would ingame if the developers had the BALLS to do it? Its already her personality.

@ShxpxRok 6 ай бұрын

@@Hammybread balls? it's a T for teen game it's too late to raise the age rating xD

@matthewbouman8155 5 ай бұрын

She’d drop so many F-bombs if the game weren’t rated T for teen 😂

@Qardo 5 ай бұрын

Well, they somehow get away with that T rating. All with a lot of sexual innuendos, straight-up slavery, and child death. Top it off, that one Postal Moogle Quest......that one....yes, that one.@ShxpxRok

@DeltaEternity0117 6 ай бұрын

I feel like Gilgamesh could make an entire Christmas dinner all by himself.

@Water-vk1vs 6 ай бұрын

He does have uhh… 8 arms? Sometimes? 🐓

@VastumTempus 6 ай бұрын

Who?

@alfredovasquez774 6 ай бұрын

@@Water-vk1vs imagine all the knives and utensils in each hand.

@gilessaint-loup2426 6 ай бұрын

@vastumtempus they meant Greg.

@Stormimi 6 ай бұрын

ENKIDIUUUUUUU-

@TheReaLFrankage 6 ай бұрын

“Go on, Enkidu! It's Alphitoad -your favorite!”

@cooliod00d 6 ай бұрын

Is it red or blue Alphitoad though?

@gothfox8196 6 ай бұрын

@@cooliod00dConsider: Blue Ali-Toad

@Veezora 5 ай бұрын

I love how two-tiered this joke is. Makes me chuckle every time.

@dacomputernerd4096 Ай бұрын

You win the Internet. Congratulations

@rafagd 6 ай бұрын

The battle on the big fridge

@benedictgg 6 ай бұрын

Happy starlight! Be nice to your friends and family don't be like Alisaie

@Hellshiel 6 ай бұрын

this is gold, thanks Bene

@yoloswag8783 6 ай бұрын

Alisaie has always been a bitch in my eyes

@ShadownetZero 6 ай бұрын

Idk man, Blue Alisaie would have fucked up bigtime if he forgot the turkey.

@Suzume175 6 ай бұрын

Instructions unclear, green turkey is now stuck in the ceiling fan

@BM03 6 ай бұрын

Starlight joke's on you, they are ALL shitheads!

@Spookybluelights 6 ай бұрын

I fully expected this to just be an animated lipsync of their actual VAs in that one cooking show they did together arranged in a funny way but this is also great. The economy of storytelling for the ending was 🤌

@FluffyKiri 6 ай бұрын

*Lord Gaius bursts through the door* *Notices no feast has been prepared* S U C H S T A R V A T I O N

@SteinarrBattlefist 6 ай бұрын

Gaius notices the stockings are filled with nothing but candy S U C H M A L N U T R I T I O N

@emeraldpichu1 6 ай бұрын

Gaius begrudgingly returns from the market with a starlight feast and healthier snacks for the stockings. S U C H I N T E R V E N T I O N W A S N O T M Y I N T E N T I O N

@hambor12 5 ай бұрын

THIS MUST NOT HAVE BEEN YOUR INTENTION.

@hadson2460 5 ай бұрын

Tell me hero, for whom do you cook ?

@saamjaza1742 4 ай бұрын

@@hadson2460 Your diet is unfilling. Empty to the core.

@Sivrn-Val 6 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, WoL makes a five course Starlight Dinner by just tossing ingredients into a pan and shaking it a bit while Tataru has an existential crisis over wasting those long months learning to craft while watching him.

@HaddaClu 6 ай бұрын

And somehow a radio also comes into existence from that frypan. WOL really is a master chef.

@queencyrys6309 6 ай бұрын

Nah, see, cause tataru is crafting shit that’s better than Gerolt and Grendolt’s gear, she’s completely off the shits

@Sivrn-Val 6 ай бұрын

@@queencyrys6309Tataru hasn't created a sentient weapon so I'd say she's not at Gerolt's level...yet. And while yes she's an amazing Omnicrafter, she had to spend time practising. WoL just uses creation magic unintentionally and probably thinks that's how it's actually done.

@HaddaClu 6 ай бұрын

@@Sivrn-Val for all we know she made the clothes sentient instead so she could have a snitch.... err keep an eye on us since we worry her so much.

@Sivrn-Val 6 ай бұрын

@@HaddaCluWe all know what she really did when she got WoL's measurements in HW... and then there the suspicious fact that the Wayfarer set is lacking pants for some unexplained reason.

@ShinyPrimarina 6 ай бұрын

The way alphinaud isn't even struggling😭 Either Greg's knocked his ass out or he's accepted his fate

@Confused_Master 6 ай бұрын

After his twin, his flesh and blood that he shared a womb with called him all those things... Who wouldnt embrace death?

@TNEQL 6 ай бұрын

Or he's dead.

@boat02 5 ай бұрын

He'll talk his way out.

@Everlarke 6 ай бұрын

Alphinaud trying, and failing, to land a joke with Alisaie at his expense is too accurate lmao.

@LainBlanc 6 ай бұрын

Where is the TURKEY ALPHINAUD?! Many thanks to BeneG. for having me on this project! And a fantastic round of applause for Arakawa to work with vocally!

@wrathshorts2894 6 ай бұрын

You can't fault Greg's reaction. That is his literal only friend.

@Zanithos 6 ай бұрын

What about Hildibrand? :(

@handsomejack4125 6 ай бұрын

What about Daigoro?

@waluigi6075 4 ай бұрын

don’t forget bartz

@Gloomdrake Ай бұрын

What about his coworkers at the Saucer?

@Greco4915 6 ай бұрын

If this is what the Leveilleurs are up to during Starlight, imagine what the Mandervilles are up to, especially Julyan and Godbert. 😂😂😂

@OMartinez91 6 ай бұрын

Whatever it is, it definitely involves going to Elpis

@Magemaddd 6 ай бұрын

I was not expecting The Peep Show in a FFXIV animation but now I want more of it

@coreymarcotte1240 6 ай бұрын

only Allsaie could pull off a "Chef Ramsay" moment perfectly....

@IsilmeTuruphant 6 ай бұрын

Alisae: I should have known something was wrong when I saw it was GREEN. Alphinaud: The vendor assured me it just got into those fruits adventurers use to dye their chocobo's feathers! Alisae: Well what are we going to do now? Alphinaud: Well, we could as our friends... Alisae: NO. Thancred and Urianger have disappeared off on their own again, Y'shtola has no interest in anything that isn't a book, ancient, and/or related to cross-plane travel in some way, G'raha has been wrapped up in practicing for WEEKS to ask the Warrior of Light to share an eggnog with him, I'm still mad at Eistinien for calling me 'Alphinaud', and the last time we asked the Warrior of Light to bring home a turkey, it was glowing an eldritch blue and was the size of this house! I mean honestly, even if it wasn't likely to Temper us if we ate it, how could we possibly cook it in a reasonable time? Alphinaud: ... We could deep fry?

@Heavon08 6 ай бұрын

I love how he's trying so hard not to cry

@fierceblu 6 ай бұрын

Can I just say I have huge respect for the fact that you got real VA's? Like, its so common for people to continue to use AI, but I respect your continued effort.

@PsiKarth 6 ай бұрын

Appreciate that you referenced him as Greg. The Hildebrandt series forever tainted my mind in the best way possible 😆

@gateauxq4604 5 ай бұрын

Imagine being on Aether. I automatically autocorrect ‘Gilgamesh’ to Greg now, that’s now his name. We all just broken WOLs lol

@joinsideke 5 ай бұрын

@@gateauxq4604 Prior to that it was just shouting "Girugamesh!" Which is probably where Greg comes from.

@kathrynbigelow3735 6 ай бұрын

I'm alarmed by how incredibly canon this seemed.

@KuroiErnest 6 ай бұрын

NOBODY EXPECT THE ENKIDU JUMPSCARE!

@ionrime 6 ай бұрын

those facial expressions, especially the subtle changes, are just tooooo goddamn gooood, youre killing meeeeeee

@StarHakurei 6 ай бұрын

I don't know why, but Alphinaud's slow expression change after Alisaie says "you what?" is killing me xD

@vazanere 6 ай бұрын

These VAs are really good ZAMN.

@Lava_Spike 6 ай бұрын

I can totally see a scene like this going off as canon if the Scions were ever involved in these side quests. The voice actors were amazing as well! Alisaie's fury and Alphinaud's deadpan explanation really sold the scene.

@elenhin 2 ай бұрын

I love this so much. Poor Alphi.

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 6 ай бұрын

I usually do not eat something that had a name. But after all Greg put me through I will make an exception.

@misery1500 6 ай бұрын

Best part is how lore accurate everything here is

@moonlandersgames 6 ай бұрын

Happy starlight 🎉

@cool2984 6 ай бұрын

omg Alisaie would lmao

@SoushinSen 6 ай бұрын

I'm so happy you commissioned VAs for this instead of using AI voices.

@jack_shippo 6 ай бұрын

It's funny. What Alisae said to Alphinaud was literally my reaction during the whole Crystal Braves thing.

@MedusoJuegos 6 ай бұрын

The VA for Alisaie sounds exactly like Lady Dimitrescu when she is screaming and insulting.

@mariiachu170 6 ай бұрын

This is definitely from Peep Show and I am all for it LOL

@Jowain92 6 ай бұрын

I like how it's a joke most probably have seen and will recognize, but get lost in the last part which only people who played the game and that specific questline can understand XD

@Chrisdish 5 ай бұрын

What specific questline?

@saamjaza1742 26 күн бұрын

@@Chrisdish The Manderville questline. That character's friend is the green chicken in the video and his name is Gilgamesh. Well...his 'actual' name is Gilgamesh. Everyone, npc and player alike, calls him Greg.

@Waltsu1d 6 ай бұрын

She does have lovely way with words ^w^

@AnchorJG 6 ай бұрын

The only part that's unrealistic is Alisae sincerely apologizing on her own.

@tona4x7 6 ай бұрын

I loved it, please never stop making these! XD

@DavidCruickshank 6 ай бұрын

You're videos are always so well done 🤣Hope you have a great starlight!

@FiohSion-FFXIV 6 ай бұрын

Ahh this is so gooood! The animation work is so lovely!

@ZoiWolfdancer 6 ай бұрын

Not only a BeneG. video for the holidays but one with best boy Greg in it, wonderful!

@anudderrudder6880 6 ай бұрын

Never thought I'd see a FFXIV / Peep Show mashup and yet here we are!

@JackOfSlades 6 ай бұрын

Absolute insane quality, thanks for making another beautiful animation BeneG!

@dormantlime215 2 ай бұрын

I would be fighting the urge to turn Alisaie into the turkey at that point

@Questionableaddict 6 ай бұрын

Any time you put something out i always love it. While i'm glad i found your Jem of a channel, i'm mad you don't have more subscribers!!

@Curriation 4 ай бұрын

I know it may never happen; but just once I would like one Manderville Quest line that had both the Scions and Greg in it. Oh the chaos that would be unleashed with the amount of absurdity.

@thekiraworshipper2962 6 ай бұрын

Back it again with these banger animations!

@breeannortega-roberts4776 6 ай бұрын

Man, your animation has gotten so good. This one was so smooth! Still love the early stuff though

@jeannecaelum5167 6 ай бұрын

Thank you, this was a fantastic animation. Very starlighty.

@jadencoremusic 6 ай бұрын

I can't stop rewatching this, it's amazing and hilarious ❤😂

@BlackfangDragon 6 ай бұрын

You can really tell she’s twice as rugged as Alphinaud!

@ArchonRahal 6 ай бұрын

We need a follow up with Alisaie putting turkey and gravy thorugh Fourchenault's shredder

@justinrios5757 2 ай бұрын

She WOULD do this.

@SuikodenGR 6 ай бұрын

Happy Starlight to you! This was great 😂

@WiIhelmScream Ай бұрын

Glorious

@BM03 6 ай бұрын

At least she didn't make it personal and just called him all the lovely nicknames we all call him.

@fezdalek 6 ай бұрын

Enough expository banter! Now we give presents like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh...it is Starlight time!

@UltimaKeyMaster 2 ай бұрын

The moment I saw Enkidu, my face fell so fast, it damn near broke the floor.

@pumpkinheadx3715 6 ай бұрын

LOL!!! beneG this was amazing

@ShxpxRok 6 ай бұрын

the pain in alphi's eyes xD

@yeetleskeelte3460 6 ай бұрын

Greg just wanted to join in on cooking Enkidu

@kuniohung8914 6 ай бұрын

Alisaie went full Kaine

@Otto_Captures 6 ай бұрын

Red Alphinaud, has no chill.

@ilakya 6 ай бұрын

Awww. Greg comes for Enkidu. That's so sweet.

@thane2328 5 ай бұрын

I wasn't prepared for the theme kicking in.

@JaitsuStudios 6 ай бұрын

One Two, Greg is coming for you

@ProfessM 6 ай бұрын

WoL: I'm more of a star light ham kinda guy anyway.

@knifewieldingwomen 5 ай бұрын

Was not ready for that one. 😮

@Hachiimi 6 ай бұрын

*CLICK OPEN 1 SEC AFTER NOTIFICATION*

@fayeinoue7455 6 ай бұрын

"alphinaud where are the popotoes?" "no idea dude, not my area" "but you were on turkey and veg" "popotoes aren't veg" "uh yes they are" "uh... n.... are they? mm.... i mean they kind of are, but not really" "well what else are they?" "you sure potatoes aren't veg? aren't they, not earth, but... like... salt? i mean, tomato is a fruit and popotoes are... bread? no. I mean they're wheaty, they don't go in the drawer in the fridge so... yea?" "alphinaud OBVIOUSLY popotoes are vegetables" "well now you're goin on about it maybe you're right, but they're not exactly cabbage, are they? I mean they're brown, they're NICE" "oh for fucks sake" "look there must be popotoes, theres always popotoes" "yes, we do have popotoes, TWO popotoes" "two... oh that's not enough, i love popotoes, they're the best bit" "EVERYTHING is the best bit according to you, croissants, carver, smoked salmon, pineapple rings, having the heating on incredibly high..."

@4ndersongui 6 ай бұрын

Happy Holidays 🎉

@kei7834 6 ай бұрын

Red alphinaud is sure angry

@saamjaza1742 2 ай бұрын

SHE...IS NOT...*ALPHINALD!*

@Bourotte25 6 ай бұрын

Holy fuck , the VAs killed it

@ishirutaekakura308 6 ай бұрын

I love peep show 😂

@superriley1093 6 ай бұрын

thats just fucking amazing lol. alisaie going off like a proper brit! love it!

@shadowcat1606 6 ай бұрын

Alphinaud found an organic turkey... at the library... that's actually a live, green chicken who just happens to be Gre-imean Gilgamesh's best friend.

@Ryanmcc 5 ай бұрын

Amazing how they captured both their personalities in a single short lol

@Bloodslawx 6 ай бұрын

I wish the ingame cutscenes were this good 😂

@BigFatOfFate 6 ай бұрын

Amazing, love it.

@Sneedmeister 6 ай бұрын

Ali is so cute when she's angry ^_^

@Greco4915 6 ай бұрын

Just look at her outburst on Estinien when he first met her.

@alex_ho 6 ай бұрын

Oh Alisaie and her occasional sudden outbursts 🤭

@alex_ho 6 ай бұрын

Seriously that scene in SHB startled me when she suddenly yelled at my WoL for having less bat wings than her Like, volume Alisaie, and chill tf out

@Mor1adim 6 ай бұрын

Another quality video i will watch hundreds of times

@eithiana1602 6 ай бұрын

Happy starlight!

@bl_nderscore Ай бұрын

Tell you what that archon loaf is really moreish

@adareyu 6 ай бұрын

These are too good

@Sakura873 5 ай бұрын

holy.. im new to this game and these twins act like this!!? cant wait to see them for real! :D Awesome animation and Voice acting.

@ajp1282 6 ай бұрын

"GET BACK HERE!" Alisae screaming at sin eaters is one thing, but going off on Alphi seemed it too much. He almost shrugged it off as if he's grown accustomed to her belligerence.

@danniluxgarbe429 6 ай бұрын

I mean... they spent the first 17 years of their life together, and only really NOT being around each other when they came to Eorzea. (what with Alphy starting the Crystal Braves and Alisae haring off to delve into The Coils, then hanging out with The RDM trainer.