"Let me tell you a story Tommy... A story of a man named Theseus."

*pistons moving* “Welcome home Theseus.”

Imagine someone actually needing history and scrolling through comments.

I love the fact that literally almost everyone in the comments is here because of Technoblade.

*Historians browsing the comments* "Who the f*ck is Tommy?"

“Had several woman” Good start Seems like Tommy already

“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all your secrets in a KZfaq video” -Sun-Tzu The Art of War

“He had several women” Sounds like tommyinnit all right

“You wanna be a hero, Tommy?”

imagine a teacher playing this in history class then seeing all the comments about a virtual pig

imagine how confuse the creator is when 4 years after the vid came out everyone in the comments are talking about a pig and a british child

"Let me tell you a story Tommy, a story of a man named Theseus. His city-state was in danger and he sent himself forwards into enemy lines, h-he slayed the Minotaur and saved his city. Y'know what they did to him, Tommy? They exiled him, he died in disgrace, despised by his people. That's what happens to heroes Tommy. The Greeks knew the score, but if you want to be a hero Tommy, that's fine, that's fine. If you want to be a hero Tommy if you want to be a hero......... THEN DIE LIKE ONE!!" - A virtual potato farmer that's a pig

Some pig man in Minecraft: Theseus Everyone’s recommended: full history of Theseus

this guy: *makes a video about theseus* 2 years later: _dream smp fans have entered the chat_

This is proof that techno is famous enough to say 1 word or a few lines to force videos in our recommendations

"Why is everyone talking about a pigman and a british child? I'm so confused I'm here to watch a mythological story" -Sun Tzu, The art of war.

“You want to be a hero Tommy?” Darn someone else said that

The guy who created this: can’t wait for people who wanna learn history to find this! The comments: “You wanna be a hero, tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE”

*"Good things never happen to heroes"* -Sun tzu,the art of war *"If you want to be a hero Tommy, then die like one"* -again Sun tzu,the art of war

"If you want to be a hero Tommy!?" "If you want to be a hero Tommy!?" " THEN, DIE LIKE ONE!"

"The good things don't happen to heroes" -Technoblade

I can’t believe all the Dream SMP fans are getting this recommended.

Oh Christ, the recommended page is getting too specific now, MCYT.

Pig man: says Theseus Suddenly we have the explanation

"WELCOME HOME THESEUS" -some pig in a crown

oh god all the poor people who wanted to learn about Theseus but instead learning about minecraft youtubers.

I love how this comes up in my recommended. It’s like KZfaq knows I need to know this for the dream smp

“You want want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” and “WELCOME HOME THESEUS” are the only reasons why im here.

Me: *sees this on reccomended* oh no, they've raided the comments haven't they, thats why this is being reccomended. *Checks comments* Yup, rip the oblivious creator

"let me tell you a story, Historians.... a story of a man who farm virtual, non-existence potatoes for a living...."

I wonder how people who just watch this because they like Greek mythological feel about all these Minecraft comments

Me: **wants to learn about theseus** My brain: **yea no I will make u learn about tommy and techno**

0% of comments: Talking abt Theseus 100% of comments: Talking abt Dream SMP

Came here after a land blew up and has a tons of withers

Everyone: Techno fandom is here! Me: YeS!!

Dream smp fans rlly said “WHO HATH SUMMON ME”

imagine years of storytelling only for people to actually listen when a minecraft youtuber mentions it

**dream smp fans enterd the comments**

i love how this is getting reckomended after techno did his speach and summoned withers LOL

I believe that the very fact that this was in my recommendations is just because Techno wanted to give us all a history lesson.

Real Historians Watching for knowledge: *looks at comments* "Who TF is Tommy?

I'm guessing most people know why I got recommended this along with everyone else

5:37 "He was warned bu the sorceress Madea..." 🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the fact that I saw Tyler Perry's Madea as the sorceress😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you, the children of my 4-6th grade class will enjoy many of the details you clarified in your version!

Technoblade: mentions Theseus His fans: *LOOK THAT UP*

“WELCOME HOME THESUS!”- 🐷That’s the only reason I’m here

i knew This had summoned the whole fandom when i saw this in my recommended by just looking at the word "Theseus"

“See there’s something Tommy, that I haven’t shown anyone, not even Philza. I have been working on...jus-just a little Tommy. You see this wall?” “WELCOME HOME THESEUS!!!”

Clicked on this for the comments. Wasn’t disappointed.

The fact that so many other Dream SMP fans looked this up to the point where this is in my recommended is amazing and baffling

The line 'welcome home theseus' becomes more iconic when you know the rest of this story. After killing the mentor and arriving in athens again, his father dies and he becomes the king, he did a lot of good deeds(mostly) to his country, gave up his crown for democracy and for his people, listened to the poor and a lot more, although he had some bad traits aswell like extreme hubris and was in a kind of pride race with his cousin Hercule. And he kidnapped numerous women. He made some questinable desicions which rsaulted in a war with Amazons and Spartans for Athens, which devestades the Athens. While he was still absently on his adventures, one of the nobles called Menethus blamed him for all the misfortunate events and instilled his influence on the Athens. By the time Theseus arrived from his adventure he was exiled to Scyros and dies there, after years later, Cimen retrived his bones and buried them in the middle of Athens, returning him back to His Home. "Welcome home Theseus"..

Here to learn with my children about Myth and Greek History. There was once a time when myth contained no story of war, but of peace. Masculine Era is rife with war and the modern world desires to keep it continuing in the minds of the young through virtual games and movies.Thanks for this!

“Why is this in my recommended?” *Sweats in DreamSMP fan*

People who don’t watch dream smp reading these comments like 👁👄👁

I am here because I love Greek mythology. And because of Technoblade.

Just booked a one week trip to Crete (Heraklion) can’t wait to see the palace of Knossos.. home of king Minos and land of the ancient Minoans! Such an epic story! Huge fan of your content! Keep up the great work!!

The fact that this was suddenly in my recommended proves that Technoblade has too much power

i am seeing this for a reason and i think the reason is a british child

Unlike everyone here, I am a legit fan of greek mythology but seeing everyone just talking about Techno and Tommy was a pleasant surprise

Congratulations to the blade for making education interesting in such a way, that we all decidet to watch this solely education masterpiece out of curiosity. He overshadows most teachers incidantally in just a minecraft video! Good Job man ❤️🐷

Historians and people who wanna know mythology watching this: *_"Who in the Greek is Tommy and Technoblade"_*

This doesn’t sound like Tommy at all.

Zag slays both theseus and minotaur over and over again.

“WELCOME HOME THESEUS” is the reason everyone is here

He must be so confused on why everyone here is talking about Technoblade and TommyInnit.

Try finding a comment that doesn’t mention Tommy, Technoblade or “welcome home Theseus”

welcome home, theseus

I love how we're all Dream Smp stan but here I am a stan but here learning about mythology

“The king of Athens had several women” Yep sounds like a story Tommy would be involved in 😂

"WELCOME HOME, THESEUS" *screams from tommy can be heard, whilst Technoblade laughed maniacally* _"OH WE'RE GONNA CAUSE SO MUCH VIOLENCE"_

“Let me tell you a story Tommy...a story of a man named thesues” *aren't we here for that??*

PLS MY TEACHER WAS ACTUALLY TELLING US ABOUT THESEUS COS WE WERE LEARING ABT GREEK MYTHOLOGY AND TOLD US TO WATCH THIS VID IM DYING-😭

Anyone else got this recommended after watching a Minecraft, killing pig mention this?

Hi person who’s here because technoblade talked about this.

"pig" -Sun Tzu

Thanks, this helped me ace my greek mythology test! 👍

at some point in history, the comments on this video weren’t full of dreamsmp fans

Someone: Who are they? Them: They are sent by the Blade.

“WELCOME HOME THESEUS”

Looks like a Minecraft server I know.

Everyone is just here from the blade lol

This got recommended to me so randomly. I had a gut feeling it was because a lot of minecraft fans were here. I was not wrong.

I always loved Greek mythology happy to know technoblade talked about it

Some pig in a crown: "WELCOME HOME THESEUS!" Mcyt community: The full history of Theseus

Who came here from technoblade’s speech from dream smp

"THEN DIE LIKE ONE!" *fails to spawn wither*

now, here's a list of things why Tommy is definitely Theseus on the DreamSMP and that a pig who has a very big obsession of potatoes and slaughtering orphans will betray him

Why is the narrator is misspelling Tommyinnit as "Theseus"??

"hmm, I wonder how this got in my recommended?" - Me, who knew exactly why it's in my recommended.

Ay I heard about this guy from that one legendary pig known as the blood god

this was on my recommended. youtube didnt disappoint

Imagine all of the people that don't watch mc yt and then seeing all the quotes thinking it came from like an epic movie or tv show

"u wanna be a hero tommy then die like one" -Technoblade 2020

89% of the comments is about Dream Smp 11% of the comments is something else Edit: My bad it's actually 99% and 1%

WELCOME HOME, THESEUS

“Prime log. Prime when log” Theseus-2020

For dream smp fans Theseus was exiled a decade after becoming king

Lol Technoblade giving this guy a shout out.

At this point I'm not even surprised when reading the comments

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE FROM DREAM SMP SHDHBSJS