at least i’m monetized on the second channel 💜🙄

OT: "If you complain about boobs, NO boobs for you!" Trans men: "Promise?"

OT: "If you complain about boobs, no boobs for you!" Me, a trans guy who wants top sergury: "wait so..." Me: Starts complaning about boobs My chest: Suddenly flat Me: "...Bless you OT"

Psa: if you’re not built for monogamy, don’t get into a monogamous relationship. Signed, a fellow polyamorous person. Note: this is not an invite to hit on me

Best part of the Craig of the Creek thing? I remember that episode. He does call it a satchel repeatedly and corrects his friends when they call it a purse. The punchline is that he’s to hurried to try and call it something “manlier” in the moment lol.

"that's a female body and I am a hetero sexual man" has to rank among the highest phrases I would expect from a closeted gay dude

The videos about asexuallity being demonetised is (very sad, sorry for you ot) but also hilarious because the whole point is that there's no adult fun time

The fact that that Karen criticizing Craig of the creek chose that he had a purse when there are many openly LGBT characters in the show makes me just chuckle.

My mom continues to be transphobic, says she isnt transphobic, says that my gender is an opinion and a belief and that its NOT disrespectful or rude to REFUSE to call me by my name or use my pronouns. shes like ‘but i dont hate trans people’

My mom is bisexual and is the reason I have any love for myself; she is my safe space. My dad is straight and homophobic and is the reason I so easily see flaws in myself and is why I have panic attacks if someone yells at me. I had both parents in my life(although divorced). I didn’t know my mom was bisexual until I came out to her in high school so I thought I was raised by two straight people. By homophobic logic, I should have been a physically and mentally thriving cishet; instead, I’m underweight, anxious, depressed, demisexual, biromantic, agender, and convinced I would have thrived better with just my mom.

I once got called a queer slur (Im bi-demi and married to another woman) I said: *Dont be mad that you get as much action as the no.9 button on a microwave and I get as much as the no.1* 😂

"Disrespect her by flirting with other females, including her best friend. She will never do it again." Honey. What she will never do again is go back to you after she breaks up with you. That is not treat someone. Especially if all they do is respond late!

Gosh I remember just being like the most transphobic child ever. If I was able to I would punt 10 yr old me. But after I found your channel I was able to open up to other peoples views and slowly I’ve begun to figure out that I was trans. Thank you One Topic

Everytime someone uses "females" to refer to women, just remember that "females" can refer to legit any animal. Like woah I didn't know my female rabbit needs a strong man to carry her 😍 thanks for letting me know

16:00 “My source is that I made it the fuck up”- that guy clearly

As a trans man I found idea of voice cracks taking ages to make hilarious cause that's really how it feels to me

“All boobs are good boobs!” … OT. As a large-chested, very short woman… I OBJECT!! I’d get rid of these stupid, oversized fleshweights, but I’m too terrified of surgery. At least I have discovered the right kind of corset (NOT tightlaced!!) to support them better.

"If your girl find ways to disrespect you by replying late, being arrogant, etc. Disrespect her, by flirting with other females, including her best friend. She will never do it again." Yeah. Because she'll break up with you, obviously.

@18:54 i love the fact that we as a society have forgotten that men wearing makeup used to be the epitome of male fashion. Anyone who was anyone wore makeup, for example King Louis XVI.

Interesting thing about the whole “God told me to submit to my husband” argument. The pastor at my church actually talked about this, and said that the reason it’s hard for women to get respect from men is part of the punishment Adam and Eve caused because they ate the forbidden fruit. So basically, the struggles women have is a curse, not a gift. Take that straights >:D Edit: I HAVE ANOTHER ONE Okay so, the Bible is translated from a language that isn’t English of course, so mess ups happen. This is why there is a verse that is messed up. I don’t know the exact verse, but it’s in there basically saying that MEN should shouldn’t “relationship” with BOYS. But, when translated, it was accidentally made to be MAN and MAN. So basically the Bible said originally that adults shouldn’t have relationships with kids, but translation made it seem like it said you can’t have a same-sex relationship. HA. TAKE THAT AGAIN WEIRD STRAIGHTS >:D

I bust a gut at the "a girl is her husbands possesion, even god can't take her" bit because the entire christian religion is built around their god taking a "married woman"

I think by far the funniest thing to me is when I see people acting like they're persecuted for being straight. I have seen many people do it online and it's always funny to watch. I live in Canada and Canadians as a rule are generally very tolerant and uncaring about what gender or orientation you are. Even churches here are like "You wanna be gay be gay. God loves everyone." And when I look at the US by comparison there's just so much hate among Christian communities in the US and I don't know why.

I can't imagine him without his sunglasses- like i feel like if i ever saw him without them i would not recognize him

I transitioned 20 years ago. People will still try and call my purse a bag they say I like your bag and I’ll go. Yes it’s a great purse and they will go. Yes, it’s an awesome bag.

"All boobs are good boobs" thanks I needed that, I'm a trans woman still growing and am really self conscious about them

I… don’t get me wrong, I love the “roommates” thing, but this video just slapped me in the face with how much I miss “beardos and weirdos” 🥲

“God starts with g, so does Gays but Satan starts with S, so does Straights. Who really is going to hell?”

18:44 Why does Mr. Die hard get hard when he dies tho?

“He is the perfect mixture of pathetic and nearby” absolutely KILLED me

I could see that "Real men lift women" sign being more of a fun joke if there was also a silhouette of ballet shoes or two people doing a dancing lift. You could even have a bunch of different lifts for a "pick your favorite" type deal.

18:23 he misspelt Alpha

10:21 Who's gonna tell him that DD and E are the same size? 😐

Today I was sitting in the car with my grandma and sister, and then we somehow got to the topic of abortion and men wanting to have kids even if the woman doesn't want to, and she started telling us that we might have to deal with a man that will want to 'force us to have kids' And I just said "Then I'll get a wife. I am definitely not having kids." She agreed. I Love my wholesome grandma.

For some reason, I only recently realized how misogynistic the idea of asking your girlfriend's father for his blessing to marry her is.

14:41 A non-binary person who is dating a non-binary person is both immovable and unstoppable, becoming the most powerful being on earth. That is why non-binary people are gods thank you for coming to my ted talk.

13:17 "Oh ok, I understand, love you" 👍 Crisis averted

10:06 - The "joke" is that women make fun of men for over-exaggerating how bad they feel when they get sick. My guesses as to how this formed are either: Fragile guys who got sick couldn't stand feeling even a moment of weakness and vulnerability and so played up how bad they felt to make it seem like it took some kind of insane super-virus to bring them down, or fragile guys couldn't stand the idea of trying to comprehend anyone else's pain and basically say "Sure, it sucks for you, but I'VE got a COLD! It's way worse (because it's happening to meeeee)!" Source: Am 40, have seen sooo much boomer humor growing up.

I sell kids shoes and the amount of parents with whack ideas about what makes a shoe a boys shoe or a girls shoe is crazy. They can never seem to agree either

13:55 I… uh… don’t think their handshake would be weak.

13:12 i would say "oh its ok"

I love how it's often said "but in the Bible it's written that women have to follow men" Firstly: please read the Bible more carefully and think about what you read Secondly: it's also written that men should love their wife as Christ loved people. You know the guy who literally washed a poor woman's feet and generally served others. The guy who died for people and didn't commit violence. The guy who saved an adulteress and healed another bleeding woman. That guy who definitely respected women and their problems and tried to help them...

Just a reminder Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day (If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)

1:40 "have we all met these people" honey i was BORN to those people.

anyone else morbidly curios what the blacked out text is at 18:37?

OT-”If you complain about boobs, no boobs for you!” Me, a post top surgery trans man - “ He ain’t wrong. I complained about boobs and now, no boobs for me! Yay!” 😁

About the "men have no feelings" part: In older generations, men were trained to not show emotions, and became emotional cold as a response to that. My grandfathers for example have both difficulty to express their feelings in a way others can understand it. They rather do it by teasing others, or just don't. One of my grandfathers has (according to my dad) had the ability to express more freely than today, untill his wife died, which he (I think) didn't really recover from to this day (he doesn't visit her grave often, for example). But back to the original subject. Men were trained to not show emotions in "the good old days." As far as I know and have experienced, people that are trained to not show emotions are complicated to deal with. It's also not healthy to suppress emotions. I think it's good that men should be free to decide if they want to show emotions or not, but they should be free to do so. I and many others know how harmful and stupid "rules" of society can be, and that social norms aren't necessarily good. Anyone should be free to express themselves in a way they want, without forcing others to do it in their way too.

"Part of growing up and becoming a man is learning how to deal with your emotions." Not even a dude here but OT has to be the best role model out there. This guy is a literal saint!

5:05 This actually made me so happy because I freaking love Craig of the Creek and it's such an educational and inspiring show. They talk about sexuality, gender identity, and lots of mental health issues and concerns. It's just such a refreshing cartoon and I could watch it for literal hours

5:06 don't tell that woman about steven universe she'll have a seizure

"Impressive theory, too bad you didn't factor in your own stupidity." is such a great line. i'm gonna start using it from now on. it's like a more verbose version of "nice opinion, too bad it effing sucks"

Craig is literally the best show it has a cast of queer characters and it’s just kids having fun and relationships aren’t the main focus but are mentioned

22:47 yo, I submitted that meme! I'd recognize that terrible name-hiding job anywhere

Far too many of The Straights™️ treat relationships as PvP when they should be co-op

Fun fact the person that coined the term alpha redid his research and is now trying to undone the mistake of alphahood as there is no alphas in the animal kingdom

I just got the best ad at the start of this video! It was about banning therapists that tell you to stop being LGBTQ+ I couldn't get a screenshot of the screen that said how LGBTQ+ WASN'T a illness and the screenshots I got are out of context and misleading but I promise you it was such a good ad!

9:36 I'm a lesbian and I do this when walking with my girlfriend, so does that mean I have a strong masculine presence? 🤔

as a trans woman who hasn't started estrogen yet, I can say, size A bra sizes are for people who have breasts. They don't fit if you don't have anything there

14:46 by this logic bi and pan people and other such multi-gender lovers have infinite power. Infinite strength AND zero weaknesses

19:36.... umm... I had to check, but all the psych textbooks I have (being someone working on her doctoral dissertation in clinical psych, I have a few of those now)... don't mention this... is this one of those "dinosaurs were on the ark" psych textbooks?

8:05 Hey, it is Boomer Humor, but at least you laughed.

The epidural one is about men being over dramatic when they’re sick. There’s a stereotype that women solider on through illness while men fuss like they’re dying. Obviously it’s not actually a universal truth, but the joke is that women get the same amount of upset about having to squeeze a watermelon sized baby out of an opening the size of a lemon, as men do when they’re mildly unwell.

Told my mom GoGurt made me trans, she just replied with an ellipses, I'm guessing it was meant like an eyeroll lmao UPDATE: She was waiting for the punch line, I- 💀

15:53 Exactly. This post speaks a real truth to me. This is why I don’t date men.

6:00 I think this shirt was made as a parody to all of those stupid auto-generated shirts.

11:48 "She will never do it again" True, if she knows what's good for her. Leaving and never texting back at all could technically be described as never texting back late again. Dump his ass!

14:05 Hmmm… no. I think they’d have a VERY strong handshake

18:06 left is definitely a spellcaster XD

2:43 Brb gotta chug a whole box of GoGurt to get some testosterone (for perfectly cis reasons I swear) /j

One of my friends was accused of “not being feminist” for telling her daughter not to get a particular top, it wasn’t the right size.

I thought I was aromantic for a WHILE because I was always surrounded by not ok straights and assumed that's how All Attraction worked and DID NOT relate

Omg the little "ooh" at the end when you realized you could call us all roommates was just too cute. Never stop being yourself.

All of history: purses are for all genders The last hundred years: NO WOMEN ONLY PURSES

22:15 as a lesbian, i can confirm. all us queer folk have this power. do not mess with the mighty leprechaun.

being trans irl and not having much support from my family your videos really brighten my days

I learned at my grandma's funeral that she used to lead every (church) women's group with "Now lady's, remember the importance of looking good for your husband. Even if you're not leaving the house do your make up and put on your best pearls, cause he's going to work everyday and seeing his young, attractive secretary so you need to give him a reason to come home everyday." I don't think the straights have ever been okay.

14:23 Imo when you fall in love, the person you love becomes your strenght AND weaknes

I always laugh when I hear someone complain about boys wearing makeup bc every single person that has been in movies, tv shows, theatre, etc has to wear makeup or you can barely see any of their facial features. This is why photos and videos you take of yourself or other people never seem to look good unless you apply a little bit of makeup. If people didn't wear makeup while filming a movie, for example, they would seem incredibly washed out and you wouldn't even be able to tell that the thing your seeing on screen is a face. This just further proves that The Straights™ never do the bare minimum of research before they speak; it's literally one google search away.

As a graphic design student, each time I see products like the shirt or the Axe cup, I think "That had to go thru a team of designers, art revisioners, marketing teams, quality checks and All Of Them thought that was Okay..."

i find the mindset of retalliation/punishment in relationships WILD, like. your partner does something you don't like, and instead of assuming they didn't realize they were being hurtful and talking to them about it, you assume they already know what they're doing wrong but just don't care, so you do something mean to them INTENTIONALLY and imagine that somehow they'll know this was punishment for a specific (set of) thing(s) they did. like. there's so much wrong with that, but honestly the worst part is just why would you be in a relationship with someone who you thought was knowingly hurting you? i mean, i guess if you're willing to hurt your partner on purpose, that'd be why: projection. just... just learn how to talk to people, seriously,,

I'm pretty sure my father is the weakest male in my bloodline examples: • 40+ years of bitternes over unfulfilled dreams (never give up on your dream job) • desastrous insecurity over wife's love for him (don't ask your 10yo child whether they think your spouse is cheating or not and contemplate to them why they haven't filed a divorce yet) • mentally a toddler, wanting their child to be their playmate and unable to handle said child's growing into an adult (don't get and expect a child to fix *your* problems)

4:05 *Results may vary. Siren Gaze may have other side effects, such attracting Lesbians, scaring away/not affecting Gays and Aromantics/Asexuals, diarrhea, vomiting, and death. Do not give children or people with allergies Siren Gaze, as it may be fatal. If you are feeling dizzy, nauseous, have goosebumps, or appear transparent, stop taking Siren Gaze right away and talk to your doctor.

I'll be honest, on the point of 5th grade biology simplifying biology so that children can understand it; I think that's giving kids a disservice. Kids can probably understand bimodal biology just as well as they can understand the inaccurate teaching of a sex binary.

Thanks for the "All boobs are good boobs' message. I'm pre top surgery and needed to hear that

Your "No boobs for you!!" Joke made me remember to take my estrogen medication. Thanks!

I found out my gender and sexuality and you are by far one of my favorite allies

a hobophobic once came up to me and started karen-yelling at me for wearing a rainbow shirt. I am pansexual, but its just a rainbow shirt- If wearing rainbow means you're apart of lgbtq+ to them then to them 95% of little kids are apart of lgbtq+

I love the thumbnail for this video, because I know a youtuber named Mauler who keeps refering to the force as "The Big Gay." so the two dudes are using the Force.

6:30 How are you going to claim to love someone and NOT want them to find love after you're gone? My husband and I have literally discussed that whichever of us dies first, we want the other to move on with love when they're ready. Super selfish outlook imo

3:22 ironically can be framed as “liberals get the clitoris and conservatives do not”. In terms of both sex and generally being slightly freer to be comfortable as trans or as a woman as they are. The clitoris is literally a part of a woman’s anatomy, and an oft-referenced one in vulgar humor, so people should be more likely to know about the clitoris. Particularly as an erogenous zone.

Weight. He means, the more you keep ----ing, the more you keep losing... Weight. It's good exercise to keep you physically fit and gives you all kinds of feel good endorphins to keep you mentally fit. Such good advice from LearnAttraction!

I learned the other day that bats have one of the highest rates of homosexual relations in the animal kingdom and for some reason this makes me so happy.

The cartoon at 4:45 is really really good!! It’s a wholesome show about kids being kids, just exploring the great outdoors and using their imaginations. It has phenomenal representation and features a lot of openly LGBTQ+ characters. It can dive into some deep topics when it needs to, and later gets a bigger storyline. Overall, I think you would like it, it’s definitely worth checking out :D

Keep in mind, a "fanny pack" outside of the US may mean something else. "Wearing makeup is 'unmasculine'"...tell that to the (American) founding fathers. Most makeup, heels, corsets, and coiffed hair were popularized by Medieval men, and later adopted by European men during the Renaissance. The reason this fashion stopped is because it was adapted by women. Funnily enough, a fedora started as women's fashion during the 1940's, but was later made into men's hats, and is thought to be strictly for men.

1:17 the way my head turned to the screen so fast, that’s when I realized I’ve been watching too much DW (if that’s even possible)

Severla studies have shown that having fun bedtime with yourself on a regular basis actually boosts your confidence.. And it's a good thing to explore yourself, to learn what you like and don't like, what feels good and what doesn't. It makes having adult fun time with someone else much less stressful if you know in advance how your own body works.

Watching this, I couldn't help but think that wearing makeup makes me "not a man", but being trans means they'll say I'll "never be a woman" 😋

I vote for Jamie for the next "Are The Straights Okay" video! He's so cool and you guys get along pretty well from what I've seen

“Even god himself can’t take her.” Meanwhile, god was playing a game of chess with the grim reaper. The pieces on the board represented people.

19:54 this is sadly kind of how my mother thinks. The daughter has to be prepared to be "handed over" to her husband. until then, she's to be taken care of by her family, for marriage. i was so stunned when she told me.

"Keep your hand at her back of the waist. Shows your strong masculine presence." I remember sometimes my mom or grandmother would do that to move me out of the way (like if there is something infront of me that I didn't see or something). They mostly did this because I'm taller than them so that's literally the only way they can move me lol. But they don't do this anymore (they just grab my arm or something) because I specifically hate anyone touching me like that, it just feels extremely uncomfortable. My point is. If anyone were to "keep their hand at the back" of *my* waist. I'd probably shove them off and start throwing hands if they kept being insistent on touching me. How's that for strong masculine presence?