I didnt hear clicking... Say can you do one on Super Vent Tachycardia? Its a great way to get 8 hot firefighters to stand around you being entertained while you tell jokes between being shocked (with heart stopping bolus)....

You should pin your own comment

@@tezer2d you should mind ur own business

@@tezer2d oops thanks, forgot to

Is the morgue not quiet? Knocked it out the park again. Thanks for keeping us all informed and entertained!

Evolution has a lot in common with AAA game development then.

The problem with evolution is that there's no eraser, or at least there's none that won't kill you. Once something is established to help you live you simply can't mutate to undo it and try something better, evolution's too slow to do that without putting you at high risk of death, so you're stuck like that until the feature becomes completely useless and even then you have to wait for it start actively killing people who still have it in their genes, but thanks to modern medicine that's gonna happen even slower now

@@owenkegg5608, tried to file a complaint to the devs. Got a reply saying that they could only work with what they got. Once the coding process started, there was no going back. And unfortunately, they didn’t have much funding to support the “game.” At least they had one year of glory before 9/11 changed the plans of their next 2 future “games.”

I thinks that something similar with ice in school

Same thing with programmers with bugs. Maybe good was Programmer? XD

shes got low standards

entertaining, but man was created specifically different from animal life - no species ever evolved into another species, fact

@@mo1240 fact? We ARE animal life, tell me ¿Who are we specifically different? And, your point can be right and no, thats because when an animal is from different species with another just means that the original animal mutated so much that can be considered a different being, but yeah, in some sense, we are all the same animal with different extreme changes xD

@@mo1240 Thankfully, due to the relatively responsible choices I make in consuming media, that will be the dumbest thing I'll read all day.

That's pretty much it.

If you get a mutation that will kill you you're fucked. Natural selection be like.

It's a combo of 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' and 'if I put this thing here will anything happen?'

so you actually believe one day a fish wasnt birthed with gills but had lungs which evolved through mutation without any intelligent force driving the process? literally somehow mutates into what can still today be considered a marvel, doctors cant create biological parts or customisation for new lifeforms. and yet people believe a non intelligent mutation can actually POOF into existence a set of working lungs. lmao evolutionists dumb

@@jay-rs7gj evolution didn’t just make fish “poof” lungs into existence, it took hundreds of thousands or millions of years to reach that point. Also, scientists have succeeded in growing parts like ears and gene editing allows us to customize lifeforms as you say.

Lucian469 im talking about evolving a current species. If you had read what i put correctly. Ok explain to me how the millions of uears changes the process. Im all ears lmao

Uh… come again? Wait, maybe a dictionary would help. Sorry! I still lack a good sense of the English language.

@@displaynockker9822 Basically, there isn't any backup systems for us if we suddenly start to asphyxiate, or simply, unable to breathe.

@@displaynockker9822 It’s equivalent to having a computer that doesn’t reboot itself if it ever crashes.

@@Aius- oh, ok. Thanks.

@@justanormalinvestigator2640 gotcha.

I love how all these awesome channels know each other somehow.

Necks level that real engineering watches him.

@Madara Uchiwa umm... 10^15?

@Madara Uchiwa i was sure *one* was enough to spread the mutation...

@Madara Uchiwa What functional advantage? Well for example not getting this particular nerve damaged if you get injured near your clavicle and not losing your voice as a result.

okay?

@@mr.funkyright yes

@@aabbccddeeffgg1234 I am unwilling to like this comment, so as to not ruin its 69 likes. So please take this comment instead as a note, that I would have liked, if I had had the chance to. :D

@@yama123numbercauseytdemand4 shut up redditor

@@fenn_fren What's with the toxicity?

Hoop Woop doop.

@@Nick-wi3kd lol the translation on your comment!

@@stjeep "Hope woop baptism"

@@forsagebone I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed lol

@@forsagebone for some reason i cant see it anymore... does the translation button still show up for you?

what

Sounds like a skyrim mod

OWAH XD

Aaaand skyrim is one of the most successful games of all time. Hey as long as it works

@@dingus6076 hmm

A tinder profile that claims to pack 15 inches would be fairly intimidating

I can confirm that the method of testing and verifying said length before a date involves ripping out that annoying spine in a potential date so that you can fit a tape measure into the cavity thus formed and measure the longest thing in there.

Increased laryngeal nerve length tends increase one's chance of getting some action, or Action Potential.

@Mortimer Stroodle That joke is so bad I'm considering stealing it

Mortimer Stroodle Omg that’s fantastic. I’m stealing it first.

You must be a liberal than, to be offended by truth...

Yeah

@@creativemofoo gtfo with your politics

@@creativemofoo you must be a human failure to bring politics into a discussion that wasn't even remotely about it

@UCTeoH2uBcGFtNOhb0uz03NQ with no due respect, fuck off

I need a sentry here

Erecting a dispenser

Y O U R E Q U I R E A D D I T I O N A L P Y L O N S

Damn dude, that's wack.

teleporter goin' up

How did it get damaged and by what and how so I can avoid it for the left of my life 🙃

@@TheReal_GigaChad unfortunately, we weren't able to determine a specific cause. The official diagnosis included "idiopathic" which is medical speak for "dunno why." The otolaryngologist said it could have been a number of different things ranging from physical trauma to damage from a viral infection. Thankfully, since the surgery to implant the prosthesis (thyroplasty) I haven't had any problems.

@@BoundingBeast oh nice, now I know that this could just "happen" 😀🔫

@@TheReal_GigaChad I get why you would be concerned, but also do you ever just think of how easy would be to lose your eyes or ears?

I'm glad to hear things worked out well for you! I can't tell if Google actually knows about my left vocal fold paralysis, or just knows I'm studying anatomy in school currently, but I'm getting an MRI done on my brain tomorrow to try and figure out the cause of the paralysis. Already did the camera (worse than a covid test imo), took an antiviral, got chest and neck CT scans, so hopefully getting answers or solutions soon!

To be fair, the doctors I know are all fairly rubbish at paperwork and their handwriting is worse - not the person who you want managing your intake paperwork! 😉

@@M4TCH3SM4L0N3 to be fair they write a lot, work many hours so they get bad writing that way.

just unwait bro

Hahahah yeah! Gotta get real

How is our body lame?

Wait i read this exactly the time he said it?

Body positivity is stupid.

@@juanreza6308 in many ways.

Why’d you be lifting that much? Was it like ur job?

@@goldntea8714 yeah I am a vet tech at a cat shelter so obviously we need a lot of litter. The delivery dude with the litter just noped out when it started snowing and left the pallet of litter out not even close to the shed we store it in. We couldn't afford for it to get wet and are primarily female staff so we just did what had to be done. The stack of bags inside goes above my chest so I guess that was when I strained my neck and tore that vessel.

@@Flufferz626 damn bro who covered your medical bills?

Great! Now I am afraid to damage my neck by sleeping wrong after a day of lifting something too heavy or after a hit on the neck

@@MrSponge56 the cats

I'm not actually kidding. I haven't been paid since mid January!

@@MedlifeCrisis What the hell? I would think that a hospital's first priority would be to keep it's doctors happy so they can work their inhuman shifts and treat people with the care they need. This sounds terrible, hope it gets better for you soon!

@@alexk.7064 mans likely living cold and hungry every night

@@norgepalm7315 Imagine working all day for 2 months for no money while people expect the best from you. I doubt many people would honestly do that. It's an admirable thing, for sure.

@@MedlifeCrisis Please tell me what you meant is that your Feb payday got delayed.

it's not conscious so we can't sue it oof

If evolution were a concept it'd be "Fuck it, that'll do.."

@@Hard-Boiled-Bollock so... Evolution is an engineer 😹

I mean, if that don't makes you more likely to die it will stay

Its more like, going with what you get given and only make very small changes.

I love this guy

Bruh im finished

Yeah but it's far from the perfect thing some claim it to be, and it could be a lot better, and it certainly seems to not have been crafted with love if it was crafted

@@rowbot5555 there is no such thing as the perfect organism

@@Dilapidated_Dilo solo el más adaptado

@@Dilapidated_Dilo who knows, maybe there's more intelligent entities hiding in the great beyond because they know we can't access it and they don't wanna expose their existence to our betraying and destroying ass.

@@rowbot5555 That's again why evolution is a thing. It isn't always perfect but is far from retarded like many seem to think. Guess everyone forgot about Larmarck when they started worshipping Darwin like a god...

I NEED MORE ACTIONS YOUTOUBE

Lol

At least we say something when we like something - more than for Netflix, where an algorithm should read rapidly toggling the like dislike button ending on like as this is the BEST.

that's instant sub 4 me

liked, replied, then deleted comment, disliked, then left another comment and liked again

Congratulations @medlife crisis your videos are killing people.

High IQ meme

This is my first time here and I subbed for that joke! I laughed so hard

@@puddincakes1005 not funny didn't laugh

@@iForix Okay cool. I tried really hard though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Strange how stupid evolution had a practical use for once!

Which is making things better

@@ratedr7845 no, making things better and making things less bad are two different things Making things better is like medicine, it actually helps Making things less bad is moreso akin to downgrading from getting a shotgun gauge to the side, to a more standard bullet to that same side

@@OtoZone But it is making the situation better than the original, yes?

@@kdas5854 no, it is decreasing the rate of bad. Still bad, but not as bad as the alternativetive.

@@fuy1648 True, but, by proxy if you decrease the rate of bad wouldn't it be better? As a Less bad is more good, yes?

...and my favorite, fucky-sucky. I could never decide between the two.

I work on a train maintenance depot. On one bit of official paperwork, one of our engineers wrote "Engine's f***ed [sic]"

@@dylantowers9367 why is this so damn funny

nba camel... a giraffe

Thats necks level

Knew there was something fishy about you

Oh my gawd, no! He is a handsome fellow. Mr. Bean is disgusting.

No he would not have children. Children are against evolution they have no use.

Same, I have no honest to goodness idea why this was in my recs, I do watch one(1) other doctor on KZfaq but it's completely different content... Glad I'm here though so it's fine. Subbed

The guy deserves a tv series great sass, and comedic timing, also, wow cassandra those are incredible eyes you have are those even legal ?

Cassandra Bankson I'm not sure if you realize this, but you've just volunteered your oral cavity to be used for some very un-scientific studying

Omg love ur vids woah didnt except u here

Larynx? What?

Makes sense of you have gills. Close the throat for a bit, keep you from swallowing bad stuff, still let's you get oxygen since the gills come before the throat. In mammals where split to the lungs is slightly behind the beginning of the throat.... yeah, terrible idea.

Man the immune system is so amazing and so incredibly dumb sometimes. The fact thta the body for any reason can think a substance is harmful when it does nothing actively is so dumb. It's dumber still when the immune system things parts of the body itself are bad, like with MS and attacks your needed living matter. The body is definitely not perfect. The whole reason Corona is so damn dangerous if you are unlucky or in a risk group is because of how it tricks the immune system to go nuclear, using up all it's resources and leaving you open to secondary infection. The reason diseases and cancer suck so much is because the body either gets tricked or doesn't recognize the invader or rogue cells as dangerous. Viruses hijack the immune system. A great example nearly everyone has is the herpes simplex that causes cold sores. It imbeds itself and hides in an area the immune system can't see and won't readily attack. Then it goes dormant so that it's even more less likely to be identified. When it "wakes up" it causes a cold sore, though some immune systems are really good at seeing it early and attack it immediately, but the coldsore part is just a copy of the original, still hiding in your body somewhere behind your ear.

@@1985ThePedro someone should tell our body that we aren't fish anymore ;)

and here i was, thinking those appendices and tailbones are largely harmless spare parts.

@@vixxcelacea2778 I keep getting told by well meaning people that I need to stenghten my immune system..... The same system that is trying to kill me.... because I am bad for my own body????? Also, Covid has been extra fun in a household I share with someone on immunosuppressionts....

This man evolved to look like mr bean lol

Its ironic how people see evolution as a personality with the power of creating thinking and procrastinating aka a designer

@@freez1353 because that's all they can comprehend. it's frustrating to see the level of misunderstanding. like no Carol, we don't think evolution and science are god.

Some people think there’s rules to this world and that there’s a definitive right or wrong or fact and misconception, they don’t realize that everything “we” know is man made concepts.

Most people get that. We just say "It evolved to x" or "Evolution did x" because it's a lot easier to say and brings the same point across as "It took generations of random mutation to cause this change and it happened to do x and that was an evolutionary benefit which is why it survived". When we say "This plant evolved to look like an insect to lure in birds to spread it's pollen" we know that wasn't a conscious decision on anyones part. We know it was chance and natural selection that just kinda made it happen. It's just a lot faster to say and anyone who understands the basics of evolution knows what we mean when we say that. Going "Well aktschually it didn't do it for a purpose!" helps noone, it just makes you feel better because you think you're smarter than others, when you're really just more pedantic.

Well you're not wrong

@Gurnaj Virk Wrong woosh

Great in theory lol

@@hemiedwards217 except that by the time your brain has realised that what you were about to say was stupid it's too late and the words already in the post. maybe one day we will evolve a new nerve to abort messages in the first before they come out

@@drspastic That's called editing your message

Comments like this really get on my neurons

Ba dum tss

lol

ha

"Is all I've taken away from this video." Are you sure about that?

OMG looks like he actually missed a good one

literally hahah

I so totally wanted to write that, but I'm late to the party.

Kenny Phillips sorry 😂

And he was designed by a 1st century committee and tinkered with for 2000 years..

It's so much more complicated than people think it is. Rather than call it's pathway stupid, maybe these people should show more humility.

amen

It reminded me of John Oliver's joke about the statue: "About yay big."

KHANUBIS HELLO

I always thought it was "I love you thiiiiiiiiis much!"

the extent of all the bullshit that's contained in the bible, maybe?

@@sinephase probably.

Don't do it!!!

@@MedlifeCrisis i am a virgin

ushasuresh kumawat you’ll never get sleep

@@magsec5Sleep is for the weak !

Yeah, evolution doesn't really give a damn about "optimal" if it doesn't affect you fucking. That which ensures the survival of the species is not necessarily that which ensures your OWN survival. Your genes are selfish, selfish bastards.

Evolution: If the wheel is still attached, I don't care about the squeaking. I'd like to point out though that reaching sexual maturity and reproduction are also not on evolutions priority list. People seem to think that that's the "one biological drive", but no, it's just a means to ensure survival. There are animals that out-survive and thrive animals that fuck WAY harder. A good example? Human beings. When it comes to litter size, humans are in the absolute bottom percentile, and human children take among the longest of almost any animal to reach sexual maturity. Most of the other animals that do so are critically endangered, ironically, _because_ of humans, despite the apparent even playing field where reproduction is concerned. Meanwhile, compare the rabbit, which is an excellent example of how specialized reproduction is a tool, not the end goal: Despite the fact that they're virtually harmless and prey to almost any predator in their ecosystem, even predators that they outweigh (the stoat often prey on rabbits, despite being around half the weight), they have very few defensive adaptations, yet survive purely because of their specialized reproduction cycles. They can increase their population size exponentially in a tiny amount of time, and they have such a high level of genetic disruption between generations that they actually solve the issue of inbreeding _by_ _inbreeding_ _more_ As a result, they're an extremely successful species that can survive in almost as many climates as humans and succeed in environments with lots of predators. However, this wasn't some kind of push towards sexual reproduction, this was just evolution refining a specific trait that gave it's species a survival advantage, the same as leaf katydids and armadillos. At the end of the day, if there are still members of the species left, for whatever reason, evolution is basically saying "Good enough"

That's why Cancer exists. Fucking nature :P

Having a tail wouldn't kill me and would have been pretty fucking useful, yet that's gone apparently...

@@TheSergio1021 But a tail waste energy from our ancestors on their niche.

If there is no DESIGNER then wait for another billion years to correct its self. If you really need to know, why are you created ? Read a book called THE QURAN .

This retina claims are considered stupid and pseudo science in 2020 dude. Nowadays we fully understand why the eye desgine is reversed.

@@ibraheemhaji4732 yikes

@@ibraheemhaji4732 hahahaha would you read the Bible or Torah and etc? Didn't think so, so *s t f u *

"Bonkers" is a good one.

It's a legacy design ...

@@w0ttheh3ll No no!! w0ttheh3II....It's a *neckacy design...

@@klyvemurray NO STOP FUCK NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAHHH

w a c k

'Kludge' is way better though. And yeah, I was cringing in anticipation too.

Absolutely right! Classic medical student question - causes of a hoarse voice: enlarged heart (left atrium), lung cancer, aortic or subclavian artery aneurysms, thyroid mass, oesophageal mass, lymph nodes in the chest...all of which are well below the larynx.

@@MedlifeCrisis so in an era of modern medicine, it's almost become a nifty little diagnostic tool.

@@MedlifeCrisis shit i have no idea what those words mean but im not gonna smoke instead ill just do edible weed

@@MedlifeCrisis almost as if its not as useless as you explained in the video..

unfunny swedish guy*

Considering the Swedish practiced eugenics within living memory you might have wanted to pick a different country. never trust a Nordic person talking about evolution it's kind of like asking any 15th century Italian Friar about books and Fire

I scrolled and scrolled in disbelieve that no one else had noticed this piece of lyric.

I loved the play on 'here is the chapel, here is the steeple....' He is the most entertaining educator :)

The 'designer'-quip _definitely_ made my day! . . . 😆

If you find a blatant workaround isn't evidence...

bars

Didn't realise you were here too O.o

so you mean every non-atheist is stupid?

@@ryezheld no, i said creationists. You can be religios and not believe that we were made by god.

@@florichi i have no religious bone whatsoever. but i like to believe on the existence of some higher power. i guess your definition of religious fanatics is creationist.

JK 15 Likely editing the video! It must take ages to cut the quick witty clips into a high-density funny yet informative video, plus any animations and photo material.

I dunno if it helps... I get super-weird when I'm tired in a way that doesn't really happen when I'm more awake... So it could go either way here... XD

@@KuraIthys everyone is funnier when they're tired, due to something along the lines of the brain not filtering thoughts properly/fully. OP just doesn't know what they're talking about, lool

Rumour has it that doctors are never properly awake, they exist in between fatigue and death

Exactly....i once built a small program that did all the statistical calculations you'd need in a medical investigation for you. When i built it, i couldnt explain it, but it worked ... so lets say only God and I knew how it worked.... I found it a year later and against my best judgement i decided i could make it more efficient.... lets say at that point only God knew how it worked, so i calmly closed it, clicked on "do not save" and went on with my day

^^^ I'm not really a programmer but well during a robotics tournament I ended up having to do the autonomous and I didn't know the first thing about programming somehow I managed to make it work and like when people like did so much as move the mouse around over the lines of code I nudged them away from the computer, this hapend because friggen Bjorn ditched us mid year to join the highschool robotics and no one was a programmer.

Yeah, programmer here too...Too much shit talking by this so-called dr....Thinking there's no purpose simply because you're limited in understanding is pretty sophomoric crap...You'd think an educated person could see this in himself.

As a programmer I often find myself saying the following to myself. "This code I am writing is getting messy, I will clean it up later, right now I just need to make it work" haha, sure you will.

Wait... Are you comparing yourself to god? Are you saying part of god's creation was unintended?

Lmao

Noooo, gawddd did it not eviloution reeeeeee 😭 😭 😡

Still better then some random ass pond getting hit by lightning which just somehow turned into one of the most complex organisms on earth by random chance Because fuck it lets round it up to random chance and call it a day Even tho winning the lottery is more likely then evolution happening lmao

@@pingaspearce9403 "Winning the lottery is more likely than evolution happening". Golden comment

"Magic Man". Yeah, that made me chuckle a bit.

Orca = Pandafish

Camelous Yao Min-ous

I think our primitive sponge ancestry is responsible for this. It would be pretty convenient if you could urinate through the soles of your feet.

@@and7barton nuh, you´d always have to take your shoes off for a widdle. to be able to condenswe it to a paste like consistencey, then pull it up like snot and spit it out, that would be convenient!

Evolution is a process. Perhaps the process is not over yet. Also, there's nothing to say that a sub-optimal arrangement just happens for some reason.

But people managed to have fun with the sewage outlet.

@@and7barton I'd rather vomit my stomach out as a p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶c̶k̶ defense mechanism

Poof. You're a sandwich!!

Just use "sudo make me a sandwitch", much easier to say.

@@Nozomu564 don't forget "sudo update" first to ensure a fresh sandwich

@@scikick that's so rude

😂😂😂

it would be a longer amount of time between your brain commanding your larynx and it moving, not between thinking and commanding, thats all in the brain

Ariel S. Why did ya have to ruin the joke

We would just stumble over our words a bunch because we wouldn't be in sync with our own voices

@@thegaminghobo4693 I mean, we all can't differentiate a person joking and an actual idiot in the internet nowadays.

He said "...battier than a backwards retina." and I thought, why does that make so much sense? Subscribing is a good idea, thanks for it!

my exact thought from the beginning of this video, great content!

How are those two points related? You can criticise obviously flawed design without being able to do it better. People are saying god is perfect, not humans. Even if we can't make the stuff 'god' can without the same mistakes, a perfect being with infinite power SHOULD.

PS The phrenic nerve (which innervates the diaphragm) is not a cranial nerve, and actually has multiple roots and branches ("3, 4, 5 keep the diaphragm alive").

@@Vasharan Not only the two of you commenting on how the miserably the human body is made. I know this is tongue in cheek, but is there some deeper reason why we like to think of our bodies as cleverly built? Evolution, is whatever goes, is good enough, but is there a remnant of the biblical reverence of the human body? I think there is a culture of the perfect body in health and sports and in culture in general. This is not simply a pragmatic wish to live long and be able to tie your own shoelaces or increase your attractiveness. Being healthy is an ideology and tied to this, is the notion that the human body is perfect from nature?? So have people just internalized the notion of "Gods creation", and cling on to it as an individual religion, because if my body is perfect, it has to be defined to some standard and if such a standard exists, it is. a sign that there is a purpose with it being perfect? Maybe, it is nonsensical to even consider a human as an entity, despite being self conscious, we are really just a hodgepodge of mindless cells working together in symbiosis with foreign DNA from other micro organisms, picked up on the way through the eons, without plan or direction. Add to that the bacteria living in our guts, and you realize that a "human" is really just one big collective of microorganisms, that have ganged up to make life easier. The way the end result appears and think of itself, is really just a side effect. So if nerves are routed haphazardly, nobody should really care about it. Oh, and sorry for busting into your old comments, they just made me think. Cheers.

@@Tore_Lund You didn't mention the virus DNA that has replaced ours over the millennia; the numbers vary depending on how you like to measure it, but no matter what, it's a spectacular percentage.

@@UncleKennysPlace wtf you mean dna of a virus that has substituted ours? How does that work?

@@simmyabis7330 It's called an "ERV" or "endogenus retrovirus" and our DNA is littered with scraps of them that make up something like 5-8%. A virus is really a strand of DNA or RNA encased in a protein / lipid shell. It reproduces by latching onto a host cell, injecting it's genetic payload into the cell and making the cell manufacture copies of it. These copies burst out to infect other cells and so on. But some act in a slightly different way. Instead of hijacking it, it instead splices it's DNA directly into the cell. This is called a retrovirus. The end result is basically the same. The hijacked cell treats this new DNA as it's on and goes about manufacturing more copies. But, in rare cases, these retroviruses infect the gametes or sex cells. And since there's no mechanism in them to create new copies, the viral DNA is now part of it's genome. If that gamete then is the one that comes together with the opposite gamete and creates a zygote then the being that comes from that union will carry with it the viral DNA as part of it's genome forever and will pass it along to it's offspring. Some of these exist in all of humanity. Some only exist in certain family groups. And some we share with chimps and gorillas meaning that some of them have been with us for literally millions of years.

@ Even if I disagreed I can't fathom a counter argument.

Probably not. Unless evolution is a God by another name. Otherwise, it doesn't say or do anything...it's just a process - it's what happens, nothing more.

Gregor Mendel has joined the chat

Lamarck has left the chat

Josef Mengele has joined the chat (And did some bad things to it)

God: leaves Me: fuckin finaly

@@thelegacyshow4248 Atheist joined the chat

Think about the sauropods

COBRA back

Jesus Christ: "...that long!"

Maria2803 Thx I’m glad someone noticed the effort.

It be like: When i'm here i don't do anything but i'm gonna make damn sure to let you know when i stop doing that"

@@EskChan19 jahahahahahahha

@@Kitschune24 the appendix is the pancreaz?

@@koroborok2719 Oh wait I'm stupid I read that as Pancreas for some reason?? I looked up appendix this time and there's a theory that it might be for protecting good bacteria in our gut, besides that and rupturing who knows?