The Tale of Johnny and Claire | Joe Lycett

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Joe Lycett

Joe Lycett

15 күн бұрын

Joe shares the tale of Claire (his friend who is bad with men) and Johnny (a homophobic bully from the TA).
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@trockodile
@trockodile 13 күн бұрын
"Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣
@rachaelh9193
@rachaelh9193 13 күн бұрын
The 🎉
@joebleasdale5557
@joebleasdale5557 12 күн бұрын
“Why’s she over there?…” 😂😂😂😂
@jacquelinelopez1671
@jacquelinelopez1671 13 күн бұрын
…”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂
@crystalaustralia
@crystalaustralia 13 күн бұрын
We love Claire 😂
@angemaidment5640
@angemaidment5640 10 күн бұрын
He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣
@lucyelizxo5066
@lucyelizxo5066 13 күн бұрын
The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭
@deborahjasaurus3046
@deborahjasaurus3046 7 күн бұрын
I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣
@teycha88
@teycha88 13 күн бұрын
Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂
@thelyrebird1310
@thelyrebird1310 13 күн бұрын
The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol
@Xeroph-5
@Xeroph-5 11 күн бұрын
That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 13 күн бұрын
Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least. If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣
@ExInferis.
@ExInferis. 13 күн бұрын
I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 13 күн бұрын
@@ExInferis. Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣
@ExInferis.
@ExInferis. 13 күн бұрын
@@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂
@echognomecal6742
@echognomecal6742 13 күн бұрын
@@ExInferis. Aww, siblings? Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol Wishing you more very happy times together with them!
@ExInferis.
@ExInferis. 13 күн бұрын
@@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in. Do you have any now? Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!
@mickeyfilmer5551
@mickeyfilmer5551 17 сағат бұрын
Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!
@jakeheez
@jakeheez 13 күн бұрын
holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage
@TOBLEROWAN123
@TOBLEROWAN123 13 күн бұрын
Classic old Lycett love it
@michaeldenney6622
@michaeldenney6622 10 күн бұрын
claire is my kind of person
@judegray381
@judegray381 9 күн бұрын
Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤
@TheGreatFish23
@TheGreatFish23 8 күн бұрын
what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself
@foxbosmit521
@foxbosmit521 13 күн бұрын
You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol
@Argeaux2
@Argeaux2 13 күн бұрын
You think that’s awkward? Bless your heart.
@foxbosmit521
@foxbosmit521 13 күн бұрын
@@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of
@mikemclaughlin5255
@mikemclaughlin5255 13 күн бұрын
I am Rhubarb Bikini
@karleken2009
@karleken2009 13 күн бұрын
Soooo funny!
@just_passing_through
@just_passing_through 13 күн бұрын
16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?
@thomasbowman1386
@thomasbowman1386 13 күн бұрын
👍
@nederlanditism1154
@nederlanditism1154 13 күн бұрын
Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.
@benxwebster
@benxwebster 11 күн бұрын
@@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say
@alexplorer
@alexplorer 5 күн бұрын
Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.
@Bad-wolfe
@Bad-wolfe 13 күн бұрын
I'm originally from Dudley lol
@masterxyr
@masterxyr 8 күн бұрын
I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid. Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'
@user-nq2kq3de7q
@user-nq2kq3de7q 8 күн бұрын
Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂
@wolfie_75
@wolfie_75 13 күн бұрын
Wooo
@thefourthsauce7020
@thefourthsauce7020 13 күн бұрын
This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉
@LimeyRedneck
@LimeyRedneck 13 күн бұрын
😅
@jerrycallender9352
@jerrycallender9352 12 күн бұрын
Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA.. Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.
@markstevens9660
@markstevens9660 13 күн бұрын
It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘
@ratholin
@ratholin 13 күн бұрын
lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.
@kellyshenkerguitarlessons
@kellyshenkerguitarlessons 11 күн бұрын
🌈
@EXbobomb
@EXbobomb 10 күн бұрын
Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.
@timspencer4324
@timspencer4324 12 күн бұрын
Yawn.....
@Bigbutt2024
@Bigbutt2024 11 күн бұрын
Lost interest 2x speed 🤨
@Secretgeek2012
@Secretgeek2012 11 күн бұрын
Nobody cares, Large Arse.
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