Sir Lancelot, massacring an entire wedding way before George RR. Martin made it mainstream

"He's come to rescue me father." "Well, let's not jump to conclusions."

I love the bit where they keep repeating the shot of him running in the distance towards the castle while the guards watch lol.

"One day lad, all this will be yours!" "What the curtains" 😆

She's got huuuuge.... tracts of land!

"you only killed the brides father that's all" "well, I really didn't mean to" "didn't mean to, you put your sword right through his head." "oh dear, is he alright?"

John's portrayal of Lancelot as a psychotic killer is actually pretty accurate to Arthurian lore.

"Who are you?" "I'm your son!" "No! Not you!" One of my favourite moments in the film

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!" "Oh Dear, is he alright?"

To bad this video stopped right before one of my favorite lines in the movie: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

So this is why Lancelot became a berserker class servant.

"One day lad, all this will be yours" "What, the curtains?" Such a simple dumb joke but so funny. RIP Terry Jones

Love how the prince just writes the note and fires the arrow while the guard smiles at him the whole time.

"Message for you, sir!" **dies**

“Stop that, stop that! You’re not gonna do a song while I’m here.” Imagine a Disney character saying that every-time a musical number comes in.

"A-ha" "Hey"

"Hey!" - Guard

"You killed the bride's father!" "Terribly sorry about that, I didn't mean to." "Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head head!" "Oh dear, is he alright?" lol, one of my favorite parts

when your a 60 going through a level 20 dungeon

4:09 Eric Idle smiling is beyond hilarious

For me this is the best 10 minutes of the film :) I love the way he kills half the dancers but the other half just keep dancing, stepping over the bodies.

He killed the flowers on the wall! Poor flowers, lol! "HA HA!"

"I thought your son was a lady". "Well, I can see where you thought that"

I have a t-shirt that says "huge tracts of land" right across my chest. It's one one of my favorite quotes from this movie. XD

"Very nice castle Camelot, very good pig country." "....Is it?"

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword through his head" "Oh dear is he alright?" lmao

Curiously enough, Lancelot in the myths was just as murder-happy as he is here. This is totally something he would do.

The one guard at the entrance whose reaction to seeing his coworker killed and castle invaded is just "hey"

"You got my _note!"_ "Well I got _A_ note."

4:40 I need that as a text ringtone

I have to commend that Prince on his archery skills. Only a professional could make it look like it was going to fall straight down and instead go a mile away.

I love how the guard at 7:33 just stands motionless at attention as the crowd gets slaughtered, then falls over stiff as a tree when attacked

one day son , all this will be yours. what the curtains? ahahaha.

1:02 You're not going into a song while I'm here! 1:42 Cut that out! Cut that out! 3:35 And no singing! 8:32 Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!

(To Sir_Lancelot1337) "Your raiding session has ended, you have gained 300 k xp, and have been offered a drink by the lord of the castle"

Me when I finally snap in Skyrim

The scene of him running towards the gates across the field just f-ing kills me every single time 😂😂

The original Red Wedding

6:31 one of the funniest moments in comedy history EVER!

I'm sorry lancelot your princess is another castle

that band keeps playing while everyone dies

don't you just love Johns' psychotic laugh?

"At last! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the holy grail!"

The wedding guests dance to Brave Sir Robin.

When your mods break the NPCs, but you still want to finish the quest.

"Oh, go and get a glass of water!" But you just told him to stay there! Make up your mind.

'I got sort of carried away..."

"One day lad, all this will be yours" "What the curtains" "No not the curtains, lad" *smacks back of head* Amazing

-But Mother... -Fa, Father I'm your Father -But Father... Lolololololol!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

The idea that he’s a king who stubbornly built a castle on a swamp after repeatedly failing and then marries of his son (presumably to get land) is fucking hilarious

The little “woo” Herbert makes at the end gets me every time

"She has huge... tracts of land!"

7:39 one of the best psychotic laughs I've heard.

Could anyone else believe that the Swamp King is Michael Pailin and the prince is Terry Jones without looking it up? I've been a fan of this film for well over a decade and only a few nights ago learned that these two *weren't* just guest actors! I still can hardly believe it. Total role-reversal for Jones and Pailin!

"Oh Fair One. Behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take . . . oh, I'm terribly sorry." lol

King Arthur sends his regards *stab*

Fun fact: That’s not just a character voice Michael Pailin is doing, he actually had a cold while shooting this

Choosing your favorite line from just this one scene is impossible.

I'm bored, so let's do some math. How far did Lancelot run? He starts his run at 5:49 and reaches the castle at 7:16. 5 minutes (300 seconds) + 49 seconds = 349 seconds 7 minutes (420 seconds) + 16 seconds = 436 seconds 436 - 349 = 87 The time between the two points is 87 seconds. That's how long he ran. Now, the average running speed of a human is 4 metres per second. 87 x 4 = 348 Sir Lancelot ran 348 metres. How far is the castle from the treeline? (May not be accurate since Lancelot is already out of the treeline by the time he appears on screen) He appears at 6:44 and reaches the castle at 7:16. 6 minutes (360 seconds) + 44 seconds = 404 seconds 436 - 404 = 32 32 x 4 = 128 The distance from the treeline to the castle is 128 metres. Conclusion: Sir Lancelot has very high stamina.

I like how alice .. I mean hurburt just scribbles on that paper without even looking and when lancelot reads it its perfect lol.

"Message for you Sir."

Man, this is comedy gold.

I have always thought myself lucky that I was part of the generation that grew up watching these blokes. They really were so funny. There was nothing much like it before and certainly nothing really after.

Guards might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn

Me playing Skyrim.

Whenever I'm in a bad mood or depressed, I just put this scene on and enjoy it. Gets me in a better mood every time.

Rest in peace Terry Jones. Thank you so much for this masterpiece of a film... you will be greatly missed.

7:05 - When you start playing Skyrim again.

Stop that, stop that. you're not going into a song while I'm here... Classic!!!

@4:11 the best look ever on both guards faces

I hope he auto saves before this

is this why lancelot is a berserker?

RIP Terry Jones (the actor who played Prince Herbert in this scene...and other roles in the movie)

“...hey”.

It’s funnier because Lancelot genuinely was this murderous in Arthurian legends

I love how while Herbert wrote a destress note the guards just stand there and smile when they were supposed to stop him from leaving

Bye bye Terry, thx for so many really good laughs!

What follows where this ends is the best part of the sequence, where Sir Lancelot goes back down through the devastation he's caused apologizing to everyone.

Funnily enough this is basically what Lancelot was like in the legends.

*thunk* "message for you sir" Gets me every time.

Goodnight,sweet Prince Herbert/And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

"She's got huuuuge.......tracks of land". Palin's hand gestures there are just priceless 😊😅😅

""and make sure he doesn't leave" "what?" LMAO

7:25 They keep dancing in a circle after Lancelot kills the others

Ugh, I have some co-workers and relatives that are exactly like those guards who can't figure out what their instructions are.

Lancelot come to save the day is the way I play most of Skyrim.

This is my favorite segment in the movie, it always leaves me in stitches 😂😂

6:41 WOW Battleground with a huge lag spike...

Man, those 2 guards really stole the show... British dry humor at its BEST!!! 🤣

7:16 When you enter a low-level dungeon at a high level

7:10 you know I was skeptical about the english live action remake of berserk but I think it's safe to say they truly captured the original essence

The "make sure 'e doesn't leave" bit is funnier in context imo, cause you totally think it's going to be the end of the scene, but it drags on until it more than doubles the length of the scene.

#MessageForYouSir

Did you kill all those guards? Um.... oh yes sorry! They cost 50 pounds each! Oh dear!

Best part of the movie IMO

“Well I got A note”, lol

"I thought your son was a lady" "I can understand that"

I love the patience the dad had with the guards, lol.

Several moments in this movie made me laugh uncontrollably (I don’t laugh like that often.) the scene where Lancelot murders random people at the wedding while heroic music plays was my absolute favorite part.

I love this movie and Chris Guests spoofs. Great thing is even after a long time, I see or hear something I didn’t. Like this scene when the other guard says HEY!!