"SHUT IT, love actually!" was a personal favorite of mine.
@xenon81174 жыл бұрын
That goes through my head regularly, it's brilliant.
@Djfitzgerald12311 жыл бұрын
"You're the last VHS in Oxfam."
@phoenixzappa73669 ай бұрын
Motorway Mingebag
@swaber506 жыл бұрын
Amazing but missed out my personal favourite "I'm looking for Oliver Reeder? He looks like a Quentin Blake illustration?"
@xenon81174 жыл бұрын
That was written by two writers independently according to the illustration himself.
@drozycoder2007 Жыл бұрын
Was going to say the same thing
@TheScottishBOLSHEVIK9 ай бұрын
@@xenon8117source - Joe
@thuurmichels7638 ай бұрын
I think it's because most of these nicknames are directly directed at the people that it concerns. The Quentin Blake was Malcolm adressing a hospital employee.
@Greendotz10 жыл бұрын
Upper Classhole. I'll have to remember that one.
@zozohastie10 жыл бұрын
ahahhaa "Florence Shitengale"
@mattreed32603 жыл бұрын
The "blonde bombshite" got me this time. Even after seeing these loads of times, it's never the same one that sets me off.
@edwardbaker3897 Жыл бұрын
That phrase is going to become increasingly popular thanks to PM Liz Truss.
@ukpm11 жыл бұрын
First class. Seen them all before, but my sides are still splitting with laughter. - "She's going to sleep with the fishes, or at least fuckin' witter on at them until they lose the will to live."
@20centuryfox1009 жыл бұрын
Quiet Bat-People. Holy shit
@jakegoodyear77263 жыл бұрын
“No she’s not, the fat man from the go compare adverts is talking” is absolutely savage. Such a well written show
@dannyfoster10807 жыл бұрын
"That sounds like a..racist tribute band."
@benscrivener22384 жыл бұрын
Personal favourite, "looks like the bailiffs are here to take away my will to live"
@andrewroberts81397 жыл бұрын
Can I take this opportunity to say that in my opinion Stewart is one of the greatest TV comic creations of all time.
@aligallaton39783 жыл бұрын
Do you mean the goatee bearded guru boy of company b?
@marksinger23604 жыл бұрын
"... or Caligula and his horse." That's the point where I lost it.
6 жыл бұрын
Upper Clarseholes, classic.
@KayleighNatasha10 жыл бұрын
Love it' Tweedle twat and tweedle prick'
@stephenreeds36723 жыл бұрын
It's fascinating how often Tucker is on the phone talking to no one. A device to unsettle.
@ConventionRadio5 жыл бұрын
"Iago with a blackberry"
@wyndgrove94526 жыл бұрын
"Farewell, thou shit and useless servant." Such poetry,
@theonetheonlyjoey5 ай бұрын
"Motorway mingebag" always has me howling
@trj_creative8466 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Jedi and you're a f****** Ewok" 😂
@doctorcropcircles11 жыл бұрын
I hate to be that person, but you left out "I'm looking for Oliver Reader, he looks a bit like a Quentin Blake illustration", which is one of my faves. Nevertheless I will watch this on repeat forever trying to absorb their perfect wit by osmosis, these are brillliantly done, both this and the first one. Thankyou.
@agdgdgwngo6 жыл бұрын
He does actually look like a Quentin Blake illustration, I knew exactly what Malcolm meant even though I didn't know of the artist! I wonder if the actors get annoyed at this
@reuben81404 жыл бұрын
agdgdgwngo I’ve heard Chris speak about this and it’s his favourite line too, apparently two separate writers came up with it so they knew it was gold. Apparently the line was only crossed in very early season one and after that it was smooth sailing.
@xenon81174 жыл бұрын
@@reuben8140 Yeah I saw the video as well. Some of these insults/names are just perfection.
@mikew579511 жыл бұрын
I am so upset that "cousin fucking chinless aliens" was left out as it is the best description of the Tories ever put to paper
@jamiehurst7593 жыл бұрын
Perkin Warbeck is a very niche reference, love it.
@theophrastusbombastus1359 Жыл бұрын
"Upper class-holes" 😂😂
@johnbusst2003 жыл бұрын
“An over botoxed Nancy Dell'Olio“
@esspeecy3 жыл бұрын
1:34 Bonus points for the Roger Allam Morse connection...
@Matthew_Rushton4 жыл бұрын
Nicola Potter and the Prisoner of AzkaBradford 😂😂
@pennydesouza11 жыл бұрын
"Charlie Bucket" is among the excellent names MT has for Olly. Can only recall "the little man in the red and yellow car" right now. I also liked "human interrailers? that's interrailers" at the start. Also quite liked "reign of error".
@dajvebikinus8617 жыл бұрын
christopher fucking robbin, the unbaked gingerbread man, tintin's sexy sister, the wee ball-boy in his tight fucking shorts
@elliotclarke9406 ай бұрын
“Drinking champagne in the middle of the day during a recession. Who do you think you are? P Diddy?” Definitely one of my favourites
@Myne100126 күн бұрын
It's definitely not aged well based on recent events lol
@sophiewebb68596 жыл бұрын
My favourites: "shit family robinson" "iago with a blackberry" "nicola potter and the prisoner of azkabradford"
@siegfriedetzkorn22562 жыл бұрын
Having a rant once in a while is really relaxing. Getting inspired by Malcolm Tucker helps a lot on this.
@wuraolaolagunju9 жыл бұрын
1:25 best bit ever lol
@Hysteria982 жыл бұрын
"Mary Queen of Shits". Sometimes the most crude, simple ones are the ones that absolutely leave you weak.
@jjhatch56974 жыл бұрын
"bental illness"
@Renasense7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant compilation, thank you!
@thecornedbeefcouncil97922 жыл бұрын
“That sounds like a racist tribute band..” Howling lol 😂
@LuckieLordieАй бұрын
"Time to prepare a hidey hole for Madame Hussein, her reign of error is over" 😂
@sticksman19797 жыл бұрын
Etonian mess. Brilliant.
@horsemanpit88124 жыл бұрын
UK, 2019.
@omnivorousbiped24474 жыл бұрын
4:02 Fried gold.
@pennydesouza11 жыл бұрын
The perfect wit is inspiring. Yes - the Quentin Blake is a zinger.
@aspiringidiot4004 жыл бұрын
Scary Morrissey is amazing
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea11 жыл бұрын
"Benjamin Glutton" Lmfao I can't believe I missed that one.
@alexk752 жыл бұрын
‘Old Ironblouse’. I’ll be using that one.
@JxWMusic5 жыл бұрын
Missed out when Ben ate the last biscuit and Malcolm pushed him up against a wall and called him "Noncey Sinatra"
@noahbrown69708 ай бұрын
"He's Lewis, I'm Morse"....yeah, that line becomes a lot funnier now that he's played a young Morse's boss in Endeavour 😂😂😂
@Thewlis3 жыл бұрын
oh i hate that stupid fop phil, but ‘terri’s clockwork orange’ is genius
@GFAWapollo4 жыл бұрын
Not season 4 but "brushed aluminium cyber prick" is my favourite
@ark98333 жыл бұрын
Dan Miller!
@xenon81174 жыл бұрын
I love the jokes they made about mr tickel, not sure how they managed to not laugh.
@barkebaat4 жыл бұрын
"upperclassholes" LOL
@Morgan_Bush3 жыл бұрын
“Rudolf Hess’s Fucking Senile Older Brother”
@shaggz2002200211 жыл бұрын
Great comedy! sad to think there will be no more of this show.
@peterburke39442 жыл бұрын
malfoy and his dad would also be a good nickname for morse and fred thursday lol
@Jimbob75956 жыл бұрын
The Blond Bombshite hahaha
@benjoplin83025 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Robin!! Always complaining about having to go on tea runs lol
@steveforest83852 жыл бұрын
'Yoko Ono and the two remaining Beatles'
@roadiehill753211 жыл бұрын
thank you for uploading this, I must've watched your other nickname video around 28 times. Don't get me wrong I'm still watching it now
@peterburke39444 жыл бұрын
Funny enough roger allam auditioned for lewis before kevin whatley got the role hard to imagine if any different now. Especially seeing as allams played thursday for so long.
@johncampanella6222 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Like Ike Turner and Tina Turner. Just like Caligula, and his fucking horse.
@Steven-fo4yj7 жыл бұрын
Motorway mingebag
@victoriaollier23454 жыл бұрын
Iago with a Blackberry
@sartainja4 жыл бұрын
I am amazed how many American movie references they make.
@MX.Unicorn19995 жыл бұрын
Hardest try not to laugh ever.
@westminsterwatcher51523 жыл бұрын
Dobby does not ride with Dumbledore ahaha!
@leoholder78393 жыл бұрын
Upper Classhole ahahah
@westminsterwatcher51523 жыл бұрын
YOU'D YOU THINK YOU ARE? P DIDDY? LOL!
@Dano280811 жыл бұрын
Nice work fella
@893loses5 жыл бұрын
The UK is so much better than the USA at swears and bullying
@xenon81174 жыл бұрын
No contest.
@toffeelatte6042 Жыл бұрын
"You're the last VHS in Oxfam is a favourite".
@CutterScene10 жыл бұрын
LOL for the 2:47 - 2:50 reference !!
@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Glutton 🤣
@thomasmills3392 жыл бұрын
Stuart Pearson calls Peter Manion ," both a digitard and an elderly racist" when he screws up the government app launch
@peterburke17094 жыл бұрын
If they ever do a live action captain scarlet maybe the guy that played Fergus could play scarlet
@keiranclarke29555 жыл бұрын
0:31 quiet batpeople
@ianjones35685 жыл бұрын
The Inbetweeners
@uwu25793 жыл бұрын
adam and fergus were married let’s not deny it.
@paulfitzpatrick6290 Жыл бұрын
Unbaked ginger bread man
@captainjibbajabba5 жыл бұрын
Motorway minge bag, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@03markimark5 жыл бұрын
Fucking Florence Shite-ingale is my favourite
@highdownmartin Жыл бұрын
Upper classhole is excellent
@gordonjones90695 ай бұрын
Horse of the year was missed aswell
@TimStamper893 жыл бұрын
Closeted Regency homosexual
@amorembalming5 жыл бұрын
Shadcab doesn't really count, does it.
@WreckedFilmsUK11 жыл бұрын
Captain fucking Scarlet
@keiranclarke29555 жыл бұрын
How is Fergus Captain Scarlett
@lukef3559 Жыл бұрын
hairless hagrid
@keiranclarke29555 жыл бұрын
1:45 Captain Fucking Scarlett who's that Adam or FERGUS!!!!!