Is late to daycare, breaks his thumb, his cat throws up in the corner of his office and he drops his muffin on the ground in the span of like 2 hours. I would actually become the Joker. My man has a soul of steel.

Throwback to the breakfast tier list. “If you’re having a muffin for breakfast, other things have gone wrong in your day”. The egg is clairvoyant

He was so unhinged yesterday. And I’m not talking about the door.

My man survives the tape worm and a dozen episodes of Midnight Suns dialogue just to die to a shattered thumb

I love how every time a friend shows up in chat he excitedly has to re-share the story with them like a toddler showing off their scraped knee

Madman slams his thumb in the door to have a story for us. what a commitment! Wish a hobo would just steal his grill cover for his wellbeing.

when nl said "he typed 'BAHAHA' like a cave story npc and left" i started fucking dying lmao

"Bro men are so stupid, and i'm talking about myself" amazing opening statement, love to see it lol

Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles both ways to daycare, dragging our daughters, in the snow! With one thumb!

He thlammed his finger in the back door

The candidness with which NL treats grievous wounds makes me feel better about my own issues

big ups to the man, if I crushed my thumb 18 mins before work I'd call my boss and say "Fug you buddy, I ain't comin in"

There goes his hand modeling career, at least it lasted longer than George Constanza's

I was about 10 minutes in and I felt like the rant was winding down, so I checked the video length. I should have known better.

When you introduce me...could you call me...Ryab?

Not completely sober right now but the thumbnail, pun intended, is hilarious. Beyond that, even

Not the muffin too. Enough to turn a man into a joker. Or a falling down protagonist

Look at how committed to the bit he is

Thumbnail already has me sent No that pun wasn't intentional

the sound of tomo throwing up in his office is harrowing

Why is he throwing the sled outside to defrost??? He said this multiple times and I am honestly concerned.

Michael Jordan playing in the NBA finals with the flu < NL streaming with a fucked up thumb

Do you go back through the archives to make these compilations or do you keep a journal and watch every stream taking notes about what jokes he made when? It's mind boggling how you get every piece of every Arc like some kind of professional media team for a television show

Fun fact: not having a social security number means that you can commit any crime! They can't arrest you. :)

Actually insane supercut. Thank you pog God!

When a man starts asking if you ever saw falling down starring michael douglas after a bad morning, starts immediately acknowleging how the forthcoming statement may be ominous and then proceeds to drop his breakfast onto the ground. You know your in for a good bit.

I have a fractured thumb at the moment (it’s right in the joint, so there’s not much that can be done about it) and I can assure you that he’d know if it was broken. It’s a nauseating feeling, but you get used to it after a couple of weeks. Let’s hope NL “only” has a flesh wound with some bruising and that it heals quickly (although milking the bit is very funny), otherwise he’s in for a ride depending on where it’s broken. Good luck brother 🫡

I know I typed a huge paragraph aboutr it last time NL referenced Falling Down but him literally saying "he's like an anti-hero but also a villain" *double* confirms my mans does not know what an anti-villain is. lol

Thumb arc >>> food poisoning arc mark my words

The thumb arc! Finally!

Once There was this Dad who pushed his daughter on a sled all the way to school and when he finally came back his thumb had turnt from red into bright white he said that it was from when he slammed it sooooooo hard. mmm mmm mmm mmm

I actually did a spit take of my coffee at 22:20 ish and idk why this isn't even the best joke in the video

Pegged too hard. Shattered his thumb!

The docket being God of War IRL got me good

peepoTalk i will never die for i am immortal peepoTalk i will outlive human civilisation

NL is so funny he accidentally had a day on par with when Charles drops his muffin and hits his head on the counter in Brooklyn 99.

I once dropped a steel mandrel on my big toe, and the nail was completely f*cked up looking for like 2 years. First it fell off. Then it started growing back, but it was like a quarter inch thick and no longer solid all the way through. Like, when i cut it, the clippers wouldnt even fit over it, so i had to use wire cutters or some sh*t, and it was like dust inside an outer shell. Then it started growing back more normally, but it was curving downward so it was at risk of going ingrown. It was kinda fascinating to observe. I almost forgot the worst part, though. Before it fell off, it turned completely black and there was a blood blister under the nail. I had to heat up a paper clip with a propane torch and use it to relieve the pressure by burning through the nail. I think i ended up ripping it off, but i dont remember. Its completely normal looking now. I mean, im a dude in his 30s who works for a living. So, as normal as you could expect it to look, i guess.

"The Bodily Arcs" are the best.

22:41 first time enelle went off on me Batchest

He really did smash his thumb in his backdoor huh

36:48 saving this for whenever

He's so rich he calls his backdoor the "bank vault" 😂

Dude can’t catch a break recently.

The Egg shall not crack

Me: two thumbs up NL: one and a broken thumbs up

That thumbnail is more unhinged than Egg.

Hey man, HE ALMOST DIED!

Perfect thumbnail

Fully adrenalized NL is way too powerful

4:37 BA BAM BA BAM BA BAM

Reminds me back in elementary school where we had big metal doors and my fingers got caught in the hinges. Nothing broke but it had an indent for a while Lmao

“that was abt 18 min ago..” damn

Dude, first he references some Seinfeld, then makes a Joke for bwhahahah about Cave Story?! This mans knowledge of banter is infinite

Sounded kinda like old Ryan in the beginning

I chopped off the top half of my middle finger and fractured it in a car door when I was 12 and they sewed it back on. Granted, yeah, I can't feel textures or shit with it - but it's still there. You'll be ok, king. edit: Last bone. Don't be crazy. They don't have that technology.

peepoTalk I almost died

21:57 I SAID THAT. BATCHEST

BWA HA HA HA

Incredible thumbnail (not NLs)

Didn't know that half of twitch chat were neurochemists or pharmacists, NL must have the most educated twitch chat

6:29 why did he glitch out and say it twice?

Pegged thumb thumbnail

Somebody tell him about ToeBro

tomo wtf

When will he go over K8’s unban request?

Why does this thumbnail just look like Druttut?

Why would he go to daycare during a blizzard lol

2:35 BaIdout Newcouver.

"Who asked" chatters are the biggest Yes-men in the history of Twitch

It's difficuIt to watch this dude pander for sympathy. For a manchiId, he's pretty funny but wow. Doesn't like being coddIed? I've had worse and toId like two ppI. Well, other than the guys I had to ask for a medkit. Meanwhile, BaIdo's trying to get the attention of all his friends while simultaneously trying to evoke this faIse sense of bravado.

You are a god, librarian

thats not gonn heal right for a while lol, exact same thing happened to my big toe and if the nail bed was drained you hit it reaaal good lol