"I would tell you the story of when I got beaten up by a giant panda and possibly molested by a giant elmo" This is a sentence I never would have expected to hear at any point in my life. Ever.

Should have gone Bankai

Elmo is life Elmo is love -Tekking

My NY story: someone stomped my toes, after I'd gotten a surgery done on them. It hurt, and I could've pressed charges. I didn't.

Time Square= Furry City

Panda man became real

4 years later, and i’m convinced kyle starting the coronavirus by eating that pretzel

The guy who ate the pretzel off the sidewalk probably has rubber duck aids, the worst kind of aids really.

DUDE THE MOMENT HE SAID NAKED COWBOY I KNEW WHAT TEKKING WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! I actually took a picture with the naked cowboy, mind you we went in march so it's still fucking cold up there.

Tekking, you should do a "10 facts about me" video.

Should've went Bankai against elmo and the panda Tekking

hence the name tickle me elmo

The time has come (opens closet to reveal panda suit) (puts on panda suit) lets go tekking

Was in London there was guys with their faces painted. I was taking a picture of Big Ben and the guys came up to me and wanted me to take a picture with them so I took a selfie and they started trying to get me to give them money. I deleted the picture and told them to fuck off and caught up with my group. if the group wasn't near by I may have been in trouble

Best story in a while

Guessed this popped up in my recommended tab after the live stream - nice

Covid19 came from ur friend eating that pretzel

has the thought ever occurred to you that kyle is just fucking with you guys? maybe he just put that pretzel some time before and he's a mastermind that plans your every moves?

I saw the title and I knew this was gonna be fun😂

"You say you'll sell dignity for $10? Deal! Eat that diseased pretzel!"

WHY IS THIS POPPING UP IN MY RECOMENDED IN 2024???

The time I was touched be elmo I got corona

tekking bro I swear I'm not lying but when I went to new york my sophomore year of high school for a Spanish field trip that same Elmo was there and attempted to give me a hug and a picture with him all for 20 dollars.

I LOVE UR VLOGS DO A Q AND A VIDEO

Elmo gave tekking a reach around

Tekking, how do you know what John Cena looks like? You know...'CUZ YOU CAN'T SEE HIM !! /joke Had to xD

Sanji: A real man

In time square if those mascots ask to take a picture run because it's expensive and they'll chase you down for that money

It's called the city that never sleeps for a reason

I doubt anybody will believe me, but in 6th grade, I went on a school field trip to NYC, and my group and I were in Times Square. A bunch of the “cartoon characters” came to us and insisted that we take pictures. We originally were reluctant, but we finally agreed. After the picture, the characters demanded money. As they were demanding payment, the Elmo proceeded to “hug me” (basically hold me hostage) until my chaperone gave them money, in which they left. I was basically scarred after this for a few years, but it’s funny now when my friends remind me of this.

there's no sink to let in

Ah. I can't wait to go off to college

If there's anything you can say about New York, it's certainly an unforgettable experience.

I just walk everywhere

That time Tekking fought Panda Man

I swear you've told this story before on either a Anime Deathsquad or a livestream

Tekking has found his Chicken!

Fuck my screen cracked while watching this video

For some reason I think I've heard this story before but I don't know how

I was in South Carolina, I was at the beach and this drugged out dude stopped in front of me as I was trying to walk to this bar, I looked at me as best as I could as he stared straight up at the moon and asked me "Do you have any cigarettes?" I was dumbfounded and couldn't hear him and asked him "Wha?---" my mom thank god was behind me and pushed me along...saying "No, it's best not to talk with him" he was asking the Moon for cigs...also this another at the beach, my dad went missing and I went looking for him at night, like 12:00 and this couple were in the sand/grass and the guy was like "Hey girl want to join us?" And the woman with him laughed and giggled and gave me eyes and he tried grabbing me, I walked off scared as fuck...weird experiences on beaches

the McD is awsome

I think he likes New York

Well u don’t drank or smoke so u can afford a 15 dollar burger

I have mixed emotions about this

Panda & Elmo vs Tekking & Zeta the Beta

ofc his name was kyle

bring some bear spray next time you go to NY.

Um what........did I hear all that right

Papa's Burgers has $15-$22.00 burgers

beware of the time square pandas aghhhhhh so spooky D:

11:20 hahahahahahahha

culture shocks is a really dangerous thing most of the time in our time you may ask why? there is many reasons for my statement i will try to put some of them and my explanations one of them is that its makes you believe in a lot of things with out any solid information or knowledge . i mean you go some place people there know why they are doing what they are doing unlike a visitor , for you , you just see the "beauty " of what they are doing . . the problem is that when you come back home to your community and environment , most of people try to simulate the culture they vested in a very completely environment and they do that simulation in very rude way . they saw the beauty , but they didn't saw the reasons of that beauty . they saw the surface , but didn't saw the essence . look man .... i am tiered of writing in english i am tired in writing in english i am tiered in writing in english الملك تيكينغ 1001= the king tekking 1001 ps replay if you are interested in other explanations bc i see that you have some kind of philosophy by seeing some of your videos

I have a lot stories in NYC I live there

But you can see the top of Elmo's arm. It doesn't sound like it was "significantly lower".

o really its ad just visiting i live there

NOOOOOO

bro! I got that too

I live in new york city

😂😂 I'm sorry but I still luv u

F A I L U R E

Nothing spectacular. Just a old crazy bum,trowing empty plastic bottles at the pigeons and squirrels in Madison Square Park,close to the Shakeshack there. In 2010 I did a little father and son trip,with my dad. What did we eat? Pizza! Oh yeah,and walked for 4 fucking hours. Because my dad really wanted to go,to a restaurant if I remenber correct,the name was something down the line like Hummus?! And the food sucked,damn I was pissed lols. Thank god,we find a metro on the way back. Blisters everywhere :p

I was that panda we shall do a rematch in Melbourne

A $15 burger is not expensive LOL

Nice bleach review

yeah its so expenseve 15 dollar hamburger you should come to lebanon and you will see what expenseve is really is sorry for my bad english

😯

question tekking, was this Before or After you seen the Sabaody arc? also pandaman got the drop on you mah dude? wtf hope youre ok now.

-_____- OMG

Ummm Wtf...

If you really want to blow $15 on a burger, try most restaurants in Fairbanks Alaska.

How many other sexual harassment related stories does Tekking have?

this bleach chapter sucks

WTF is this. Is this tekking101 or some creepy fan/hater?

I'm the panda

woah.. elmo no...eww