Had me at "makes immature people giggle"

“it will be the creamiest chocolate experience you will ever have beside me” IM DYING LMAOOO

Oatmeal cereal pies are th BEST!

What about the greatest snack ever? Star Crunch! You know you love it... Just admit it.

Y'know, one of these days, Mr J, Through whatever means and methods, We must introduce you to the joys of the Great British Chip Shop chip. It is Potato, it is grease, it is occasionally orange batter, it is the accompaniment to the end of the night, when you struck out, or you couldn't face the club, the All-night chippy beckons to you, and that greasy little chunk of Genuine fried Potato will fill more than a hole in your stomach, it will fill a hole in your Heart.

Symphony bar …. Goated❤

Hershey's cookies and cream so underrated I heard you mention in another video. Glad I'm not the only one

I surely do miss rice Krispy treats cereal! You can have all the Domino's you want

We all know snickers is top, but twix is a close one for me

The school pizza is the GOAT and a CLASSIC 😂

Great compilation. I never ate green bean casserole growing up, but finally tried it in college and I think it is yummy. Why does everyone like Cinnamon Toast Crunch so much?!? It would be on my worst list. Reese's cereal would be on top. The best Reese's creations are the PB eggs and PB pumpkins. They have the best ratio of peanut butter to chocolate.

Yasssssss for that symphony bar!!!

Huge fan of your work, Mr. Johnson, I'm in the process of setting up a recording studio now. Also, yes, I love Totinos Pizza Rolls.

Cookie Crisps shoulda been on the cereal list.. or at least an honorable mention lol

Love the the lists and the energy dude Extremely Entertaining

Top 5 chips was beyond accurate.

0:57 Cranberry sauce is awesome. Everything else can just be taken to the dump. Also, spinach was a literal punishment for me and my siblings so you wouldn’t be wrong here…though it was canned not creamed.

Flamin hot Mountain Dew smacks

My man coming through with the Faarooq shirt. ✊🏾

I remember Ding Dongs as Big Wheels in tin foil back in my day.

Bro not only are these all so accurate but it sounds like you are giving a speech to save America. Nice trailer voice too.

we need this voice in helldivers 2. like,we NEED it

No sunbelt chocolate chip garola bars certified hood classic.

I would trade anything for that half frozen pineapple orange juice cup or that peanut butter bar with the chocolate frosting!

Bbq fritos was the shyt Funyuns is still number one for me

This man should bring together Hostess and Little Debby under his invincible rule. HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!

#1 snack cake is little debbies turtle brownie!

Bring back the mars bars !

Penut butter cream pie and fudge round are mega underatted

The flaming hot dew is actually fire no cap it’s like drinking a hot tamale if u will

The classic Cheetos would always give me the jitters when I need to stay awake in class. Freaking Lifesavers, these chips are.

Lol I like you. Great commentary.

The tostadadaaaas😍😍 yeeeeess

my grandma made corn putting every thanksgiving it is actually pretty good

I'm from Chicago and you have to try HOME RUN PIZZA!! They also have a frozen version in the grocery store that taste really good especially if you brush it with a little corn oil you can get it to taste pretty close to the ones you get from the restaurant. YUMMY 😋🤣

Welp, now I'm going to buy all little Debbie snacks

When he said "This is a certified hood classic" I realized he is the one.

This is the most accurate video of all time

But I love cream spinach 😂😂😂

Did yall start laughing at the ding dong cakes (pause)😂😂😂😂😂

Dont like ding dongs, strawberry shortcakes. Love honeybuns, nutty buddy, oatmeal creme pies

Got me dieing

Banger taste my dude

Honey Nut Cheerios are a banger

We love the food videos 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

All little Debbi

I love Dominos too

Subsection of humans 💀

school pizza dippers 🤧

MTN dew flaming hot is really good my, favorite soda

Totinos too sugary

If you are ever in San Antonio Texas, try Wayne's Wing's. The best wings you will ever eat!

Rice krispies cereal has always been my shit!!!!!!

Reese’s Fast Break > Take 5

But, have you had iced honey buns? Way better than the regular ones

Putting California pizza kitchen in the top anything is a sin

Sunchips French onion or Herr's Sour cream & onion are 💯better than Lay's Sour cream and onion

Domino's thin crust only

What in the haberdashery is going on here . Nips up. I demand nestle crunch bar with the rice inside STOP PLAYING GAMES 🎮

Not Domino's pizza! 😅

Flaming hot Fritos are better than the original

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The big pack are far superior as well

Fuckin epic

What is corn pudding, green bean casserole?

Don’t you ever dis on green bean casserole that stuff is amazing

Twix over take 5 any day

How dare you besmirch Cranberry Sauce and then call Domino's good pizza. Domino's is burnt shit. And screw Overpriced Hut too

Bro I fucking hate oatmeal cream pies

Tombstone??

216

I hate that Oatmeal Crème Pies were number 1…. Fudge Rounds!!

What about pizza king

Ding dongs taste and feel like plastic

I was with you until you said oatmeal cream pie

Didn’t you literally try to deny that the man getting arrested by the cops while screaming and trying to thaw out because he was making a seen in public also dominoes sucks Pizza Hut little Caesars papa johns and even sbarro is Better and I live in New York so there are also a lot of good local pizza restaurants near me

You know damn well the pizza list at the end goes 3. Pizza hut 2. Marcos 1. Papa johns

Yoooo! I gotta stop watching ur videos! Im trying 2 loose weight & i keep buying stuff from ur videos lol smdh

You should try Marco's pizza its like Domino's but all of the good and none of the bad