The Twitter Simp Wars Never Ended
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Күн бұрынThis is the greatest online arguing of All Time
@rubbishopinions6468 4 жыл бұрын
The last time there was a simp war of this scale, a giant wooden horse was built and a city state was destroyed.
@thattbugg9531 4 жыл бұрын
The trojan dew
@p0xm3do6 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@thattbugg9531 4 жыл бұрын
@Strike The Valstrax holy shid dude imma have to be para af now
@InvidiousIgnoramus 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, I never thought about it like that. The Trojans were literal simps.
@InvidiousIgnoramus 4 жыл бұрын
@Stando pawah I mean, they were essentially trying to rescue the queen. I think they were a little more justified.
@dexterbarlow-busch4127 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: Says she has a boyfriend Simps: *Then perish*
@Gummy_Pop. 4 жыл бұрын
Simps: I see you've chosen....death.
@tuyow3589 4 жыл бұрын
It's treason then.
@AintPopular 4 жыл бұрын
ama about to end her career
@rabbiama2940 4 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option.
@-WhoAsked 4 жыл бұрын
All of the shitty comment templates, in one comment. Fucking kill me.
@areyouthicc9947 4 жыл бұрын
Simps: You're my queen.. Her: So my boyfriend- Simps: *BURN THE WITCHH*
@vincent_8817 4 жыл бұрын
*BURN THEM ALL*
@tricky7153 4 жыл бұрын
Simps: *grabs out diamond sword* time too go too war.
@silkylevel9633 4 жыл бұрын
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
@restfulflames9855 4 жыл бұрын
@@silkylevel9633 ...shes made of wood?
@jacobgarnham5971 4 жыл бұрын
@@restfulflames9855 Then we can build a church out of her.
@nickchonko8188 4 жыл бұрын
Simp Wars: Episode I - The Virgin Menace Simp Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Moisture Simp Wars: Episode II - Revenge of the Simp
@apozki9773 4 жыл бұрын
Begun, have the Simp Wars.
@Kekekero994 4 жыл бұрын
Two episodes of 2 wtf
@raflystiansahlatif5293 4 жыл бұрын
Simp Wars: Episode IV - A New Chad Simp Wars: Episode V - Redditors Strike Back Simp Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Simp
@TheDiscusserOriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@Pacific To be honest the original triology of the simp wars is way better then the newer simp wars.
@FatMonkeySexMonkey 4 жыл бұрын
Simp Wars: Episode 69 - *Nice* Simp Wars: Episode 420 - the big gay
@geti 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie will never reveal that he has a boyfriend now.
@lukasdeen6226 4 жыл бұрын
But he does have a girlfriend
@noregrets3925 4 жыл бұрын
Iqbal no Tiana is a cover up story
@TheHaloring7 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukasdeen6226 As long as he doesn't have a boyfriend all is well
@RaiosSephi 4 жыл бұрын
But I wanna know!!!
@mrhammerheadshark7793 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukasdeen6226 g a y
@Sputnik_Man 4 жыл бұрын
E Girl: I have a boyfriend Simps: Year's of academy training, wasted!
@shinymainespoon 4 жыл бұрын
Solaris321 "My efforts have flown out the window..." "Out the window? Buzz you're a genius!"
@BroManAndSkatePunk 4 жыл бұрын
*JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS*
@fatraptor2357 4 жыл бұрын
Solaris321 more like hours of training wasted lmao
@justinc.5591 4 жыл бұрын
Simp is basically just a another term for “nice guys”
@ted6607 4 жыл бұрын
Solaris321 💀💀
@yunhyy 4 жыл бұрын
When Charlie said, "I can't trust people to behave themselves". He sounded like an angry dad that yelled at their son for feeding the dog chocolate
@quirble 4 жыл бұрын
or a schoolbus driver yelling at the kids who were talking
@siza8830 3 жыл бұрын
yeah it made me feel like my dad was telling me how disappointed he was in me, felt guilty
@sungibatman1996 3 жыл бұрын
He learnt his lesson, you’re aborted.
@nine9605 3 жыл бұрын
Envy, is that you?
@perry-4444 3 жыл бұрын
lmao kekw
@burnttoast1432 4 жыл бұрын
This felt like when the teacher gets mad at the class and you know you did nothing but still feel guilty.
@the_haakinton8924 3 жыл бұрын
So damn accurate
@axtra9561 3 жыл бұрын
cause deep down, we're all simps.
@allxrtx6594 3 жыл бұрын
@Kaleela Edwards What a complete badass. Holy shit, teach me your ways of badassery.
@trailblazer37 3 жыл бұрын
and then you hear people making jokes about how mad the teacher got and you get pissed off at them
@iamtakingthisveryseriously 4 жыл бұрын
imagine trying to get someone suspended just because they have a boyfriend
@mizmimaroses 4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine someone who has created massively vivid masturbation fantasies and suddenly hears "me and my boyfriend" and his boner just disintegrates and he starts seeking revenge for his dead boner
@meinremembertag 4 жыл бұрын
imagine having a girlfriens
@Below-Zero. 4 жыл бұрын
@@meinremembertag tuff 2
@nuraimann 4 жыл бұрын
theyre fucked in the head and still be living in their fantasies. they cant accept the reality at all and proceed to destroy someone's life. they prolly just go back to being an antisocial hermit introvert after this thing ended.
@gaychampagnesocialist7213 4 жыл бұрын
Narcissism is a plague upon Humanity.
@aurumjust5539 4 жыл бұрын
E-Girl: "I have a boyfriend" Simps: My battery is low and it's getting dark
@aidenj8428 4 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta remind me of oppy :(
@phinx5647 4 жыл бұрын
Did you just compared our beloved curiosity rover to a fucken simp?!
@Error_NotFoundError_NotFound 4 жыл бұрын
This is racist, wow.
@flipmanlet8982 4 жыл бұрын
@@Error_NotFoundError_NotFound how??
@hbkj236 4 жыл бұрын
Wow racist
@dh-ip9pn 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: I have a boyfriend Simps: *Peace was never an option*
@sanjayraju988 4 жыл бұрын
steven s X-Men: First Class?
@Vijay-zt6ws 2 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@jioriku 4 жыл бұрын
The fact Senzawa, the little blue drunken goblin, had to come out and say she didn't do it is amazing lmao
@mikhail420 4 жыл бұрын
Was she drunk or sober?
@jioriku 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikhail420 Seemed pretty sober to me for once lol
@mikhail420 4 жыл бұрын
@@jioriku good to know
@kylemuncal7047 3 жыл бұрын
Who? What? Huh?
@Snp2024 3 жыл бұрын
wHO
@OfficiallyDre5 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t partake in the simp wars, but I feel like I just got yelled at by my father
@newbells1337 4 жыл бұрын
I did I got caught in the crossfire
@dishwasherdetergent3366 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is everyone's father
@newbells1337 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Scott lemme guess he went out for a beer and never came back huh
@robindude2692 4 жыл бұрын
@@newbells1337 no he died of cancer when i was little
@newbells1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@robindude2692 I am sorry for your your loss and believe me when I say Cancer and my family doesn't get along either
@Artificial_Elysium 4 жыл бұрын
This makes his song “Obsession” even more poignant on this topic.
@KaiserBruh 4 жыл бұрын
bruh on her insta theres literally PARAGRAPHS of comments of simps confessing their love for her and shit. And they all had like 50-100 likes?!!
@xor8171 4 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserBruh Jesus christ FR???? 50-100
@ResidentTarantino 4 жыл бұрын
Wait didn't you say this yesterday?
@tsunboy 4 жыл бұрын
spell poignant
@chylkie5796 4 жыл бұрын
YESS I WAS THE 1000th LIKE
@jinzo1171 4 жыл бұрын
You’re laughing? My favorite tiktok user has a boyfriend and you’re laughing?
@hugebuffman3619 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no you don't. She's MY favourite tiktok user.
@ajsmith6503 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comments
@stick-itproductions.3307 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't before. I am now. Have a like.
@stick-itproductions.3307 4 жыл бұрын
@@karthik.b1309 It's a quote from the Joker movie. When Murray is talking about the two guys Joker killed.
@stick-itproductions.3307 4 жыл бұрын
@@karthik.b1309 Oh, my bad, hope I didn't spoil anything. It's a good story though, if you ever want to get around to it.
@dieneloleo2605 4 жыл бұрын
Simps: Hippity, hoppity, you are now my......... Girl: I have a boyfriend Simps:.........my enemy
@SubsWithnoDadChallenge 3 жыл бұрын
Deserves more likes
@wavecraftplays8534 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-iy9di5dd2t 3 жыл бұрын
The beautiful thing about Charlie’s channel is that you could click on any old video and people are still watching and engaging on it
@Calamity556 4 жыл бұрын
"This is not a peace. It is an armistice for twenty hours." - Survivor of the First Simp War
@marselo5332 4 жыл бұрын
Calamity556 lol
@newbells1337 4 жыл бұрын
Simp Wars II: The Simps Strike Back!
@patrickriarchy6054 4 жыл бұрын
TOP KEK
@bobbemis8911 4 жыл бұрын
@@newbells1337 the simpire
@joshuaromero9819 4 жыл бұрын
"The Simp War, the war to end all simp"
@pasta8tp727 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is the dad that comes to your room and tells you he’s not mad, just disappointed...
@OtiumAbscondita 4 жыл бұрын
@@tico7331 *yes you do
@izanagisburden9465 4 жыл бұрын
@@tico7331 I think lewd made a "My dad's gone" joke
@tico7331 4 жыл бұрын
@@izanagisburden9465 his dad will still be in shame in the afterlife edit: wtf why did my first comment get deleted, i didnt even do that shit
@iamfearnaught 4 жыл бұрын
@@OtiumAbscondita he said it right lol if anything he should've just said you can
@Theo-qx8fu 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is so fucking accurate
@scoopwoop2000 4 жыл бұрын
Her: I have a boyfr- Everyone: So it's treason then
@Kaurdi 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: **finds out Charlie has a boyfriend** _BREAKING NEWS: KZfaqr penguinz0 also known as MoistCr1tikal loses ALL of his subscribers instantly!_
@user-bv1vt2gc4f 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty hot.
@Kaurdi 4 жыл бұрын
@Dope-ish Ninja r/Facepalm
@spandanganguli6903 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-bv1vt2gc4f no please.
@n1k0la1 4 жыл бұрын
Dope-ish Ninja it’s a joke, moron
@noahanders7605 4 жыл бұрын
@Dope-ish Ninja bruh i hope u don't delete your comment
@Fuzzy_Barbarian 4 жыл бұрын
This is legit one of the saddest displays of virginity I've ever seen.
@BeavisSaves 4 жыл бұрын
Weaponized virginity.
@haydne5246 4 жыл бұрын
fueled by reddit gold
@ruruisu 4 жыл бұрын
it's like they're trying to outvirgin one another
@TheSilentWalkerz 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, Charlie brags about being a virgin
@sutra6971 4 жыл бұрын
I bet all of them would be shitting themselves with anxiety if they saw her irl and she came up to them.
@redthat8693 4 жыл бұрын
*girl has boyfriend* Simps: “I don’t want to play with you anymore”
@mrmcmeme8919 4 жыл бұрын
Goodbyyyeeeee Neeko...
@BadKinty 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrmcmeme8919 Then her mansion burned down and she had to learn a strange breathing technique to defeat the simps
@Cluke6 4 жыл бұрын
@@BadKinty And then her best friend who was like a brother took her mask and put her dad's blood on it, making him a zombie like being.
@SuzutakeJP 4 жыл бұрын
Girls having bfs make simps wanna simp harder
@mauriziomo8870 4 жыл бұрын
Yay 700th like
@fourstarshit 4 жыл бұрын
"she lost over 130000 followers" "THATS LIKE A SPEED RUN" *yeah shes tryna beat james charles's time*
@fourstarshit 4 жыл бұрын
Julio yup! thats the point!
@rey-cz9gr 4 жыл бұрын
haha funny lmao XD
@fourstarshit 3 жыл бұрын
@@metallicafan5168 are ya coding, son?
@axtra9561 3 жыл бұрын
@@2JulioHD they all re-followed lol
@olz33 3 жыл бұрын
james charles had to sexually assault someone and yet she just said "i have a boyfriend"
@sluttymacycheezboiiii 3 жыл бұрын
100k people believed they were going to marry her.
@butterylad3495 4 жыл бұрын
If I find out Charlie has a boyfriend already I’m unsubbing
@jordanaftab1181 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@hatsunemiku8007 4 жыл бұрын
Yea its not fair to lead people on like this
@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to break it to you, Charlie has a girlfriend EDIT: 230 Likes and people replying to me over and over?! You people really have no life, do you?! *I LOVE THAT!*
@themaninabucket8365 4 жыл бұрын
CODBO2RGM2 FUCK
@ewoenam9919 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 IVE HAD IT!
@cyan7244 4 жыл бұрын
Neeko: "my boyfriend and i-" Simps: *"She played us like a damn fiddle!"*
@ChamChamRealSmooth 4 жыл бұрын
Simps: "Give her back! This isn't right, she was ours!"
@yael50523 4 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend: "You created a time paradox!"
@TheDrunkLawyer 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@LuziFearon 4 жыл бұрын
What did she belive? People following her for her content?!
@evanohlsten7814 4 жыл бұрын
a fiddle takes effort, she played them like a 5 dollar slide whistle
@ZackInTheBox 4 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by the “Cheetos in one hand and Mountain Dew in the other.”
@antlee456 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol, that hit deep
@Khymeira 4 жыл бұрын
You should. Terrible palate.
@mikhailjairnisbett441 4 жыл бұрын
Mountain dew and Doritos.
@prodthedirtybunny 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... I am just gonna go out on a limb and assume that you mean chimps uh I mean simps eat cheetos and drink mountain dew. But wait, I love flaming hot cheetos and mountain dew and love having both. Oh no. Am I a simp? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@chewiegetsamedal2614 4 жыл бұрын
@@prodthedirtybunny No just a Neckbeard which has a side effect of simping some medications of this include, but are not limited to going outside, make some friends, exercise and so much more if you dont get treated soon it might be too late call 1 800 273 8255 to schedule an appointment
@BobBob-oc5jj 4 жыл бұрын
I found this just yesterday, can’t believe they gave out their credit card numbers.
@4llig4tor2 4 жыл бұрын
Yo i'm not gonna lie that's really helpful
@rampanttomfckry 4 жыл бұрын
Wait that actually happened?
@Kim_Witt 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for thw info
@hummusaki 4 жыл бұрын
What?
@blessinuhoes 4 жыл бұрын
@@sontang5621 no your wrong it was glob
@lockejawe4050 4 жыл бұрын
THE SIMP WARS Episode I: The E-Girl Menace Episode II: Attack of the Redditors Episode III: Revenge of the Simps
@devonmills1968 4 жыл бұрын
Episode IV: A New Thot Episode V: The Simpire Comes Back Episode VI: Return of The Redditors
@vinceunknown1935 4 жыл бұрын
@@antz32 Lets add some spin offs: The Simpalorian Han Simpo Simp One
@fr0ck360 4 жыл бұрын
The Simp wars
@Sophie-ps4ve 4 жыл бұрын
Long ago in a galaxy far far away.
@parkeralan19 4 жыл бұрын
*star wars theme except its kazoos*
@YoBoiSyn 4 жыл бұрын
When you're so antisocial that you think you can get with a cute girl on Twitter by acting like a "Nice guy."
@ChristianDoretti 4 жыл бұрын
There are some girls that aren't bimbos and don't care about it. By the way, dating through internet is cringy
@Shadynastys 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChristianDoretti what do you mean?
@Tom_is_Wise 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shadynastys I think he meant dating in general is cringey. Girls have cooties you know
@bdizz2253 4 жыл бұрын
Whateverbeast ughhhhhhh
@sunnydays405 4 жыл бұрын
Change "anti social" to "ugly"
@monstermonty9074 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: me and my boyfriend.... Simps: say sike right now
@ghost_joker_5047 3 жыл бұрын
i like how most youtubers would be like "oh just please dont do this again" and Charlie is here fucking calling his fans out basically calling them stupid because their dumb, its fucking hilarious and i love how he has no bias
@stealtho 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s narration of this horrendous war is like the narrator narrating ‘WW2 In Color.’
@iamhe7048 4 жыл бұрын
That show had the best intro.
@BeavisSaves 4 жыл бұрын
He's even haunted by his regretful warcrimes.
@rip8009 4 жыл бұрын
In 5 minutes this has not gathered 1k likes.. It deserves 1k likes.. What is wrong with us?
@Freekymoho 4 жыл бұрын
"Our brave lads on the front are hard at work getting her accounts shut down"
@HarleySatt123 4 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately a lot of euphoric enlightened atheistic Redditors..." hahaha. Certainly a faction in WW2
@casualsanta 4 жыл бұрын
Simp wars I: the angry babies Simp wars II: attack of the alt accounts Simp wars III: revenge of the incel Alone: a simp wars story Going rogue: a nice guy story Simp wars IV: a new dm Simp wars V: the common sense strikes back Simp wars VI: return of the boyfriend Simp wars VII: the influence awakens Simp wars VIII: the last e-girl Simp wars IX: rise of the husband
@shreksbox4524 4 жыл бұрын
Where can I buy tickets?
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
bow down to me
@wifi1000 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until this is out in theaters
@thedarkni8691 4 жыл бұрын
You missed the chance to use revenge of the simp
@cloudlesszuess5478 4 жыл бұрын
Better than anything Disney would make
@bassetts1899 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like when your teacher tells the whole class off for the first 20 minutes of the lesson because of something one person did, and you feel guilty even though it wasn't you
@Spubbily01 4 жыл бұрын
"They realized they never had a chance to take her to prom or something" Bruh even if she didn't have a boyfriend they had no chance, a yes a perfectly beautiful and successful girl would fall in love with a 20 year old 220.6 pound guy posting on his anime profile twitter from thier parent's house.
@affordablenuggets1943 4 жыл бұрын
True
@nostop7794 4 жыл бұрын
They’re moronic
@shanewilliams6188 3 жыл бұрын
Don't hate on me being 200+ pounds, not my fault I'm 6 ft 5
@nostop7794 3 жыл бұрын
shane williams You still kinda fat, unless you got some big man muscles
@shanewilliams6188 3 жыл бұрын
@@nostop7794 Lol, I'm nowhere near fat and neither am I overly muscular.
@loocsitsohg9072 4 жыл бұрын
Cute girls: Exist Anyone who is human: Makes conversations Simps: Donates bank account, gets friend zoned, then makes a 20 reddit post of how he has been betrayed.
@shinymainespoon 4 жыл бұрын
Luis Martinez (Cute girl appears) Humans: hello These guys: BREED WITH ME N O W
@someorclad9738 4 жыл бұрын
@@shinymainespoon I think you mean; BREED WITH US NOW.
@shinymainespoon 4 жыл бұрын
Akmal Nabil Ah yes thank you. My mistake
@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 4 жыл бұрын
do your thing reddit!!!1
@loocsitsohg9072 4 жыл бұрын
Shiny MaineCoon The simps think some anime shit is going on, out of no where rival senpai will come out but she’ll want my obsessive love over his lame conversations
@yournotdownfoo7572 4 жыл бұрын
My wife’s boyfriend doesnt like me watching you
@HKIHNDKNSI 4 жыл бұрын
Mine bought me a nintendo switch
@thegreenman8216 4 жыл бұрын
Mine sometimes lets me watch
@ferchango6359 4 жыл бұрын
Mine let's me sleep 2 hours past my bedtime when he's in a good mood.
@user-vq9em6gg6v 4 жыл бұрын
My wife's boyfriend doesn't like me giving good night kisses to her
@mizmimaroses 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds possessive, maybe you guys should have a talk about boundries
@Simpludhruv 4 жыл бұрын
E-girl: has a boyfriend Simps: we would like to take away your fame
@hefhef54321 4 жыл бұрын
Mob mentality never fails to impress. And by "impress", I mean make me have less and less faith in mankind
@GrimTheDestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
It's cause people are getting more and more antisocial and selfish that has lead to depression and loneliness, so when they find a place where they feel they belong they would do anything to stay in that group, that's how cults are formed.
@Blackrain7070 4 жыл бұрын
"Men get angry at woman for having a life outside of the internet" is painfully accurate description for what has happened
@aliasart7485 4 жыл бұрын
Simps* (As a clarification, I am correcting the use of "Men" in the OG comment above.)
@primativepickle1719 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliasart7485 Degenerate*
@erenluffy1359 4 жыл бұрын
also vtuber or Japanese idol in general
@TheGunFreak94 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliasart7485 men*
@GamingOS 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGunFreak94 no
@alexht.9382 4 жыл бұрын
I witnessed Charlie going through some shit for his character development.
@D.H.1082 4 жыл бұрын
This upcoming arc is gonna be the shit.
@apieceoftoast7103 4 жыл бұрын
Bro how many seasons are we at?
@KreatyvOne 4 жыл бұрын
A Piece 0f T0ast I think this is season 5 of the most recent crit1kal : penguinz0 series.
@Ben-zt9pk 4 жыл бұрын
This is the backstory of how shade was created
@shinymainespoon 4 жыл бұрын
D. H. DANGIT you made that joke before me. Well played sir, madam, or nonbinary!
@jaredgonsalves2078 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: makes video Ascended Atheists: *DEUS VULT, DOWN WITH THE SIMPANZEES!*
@AtheistGamerz 4 жыл бұрын
Ascended atheists lolol
@carlgamer7726 4 жыл бұрын
atheists are braindead
@AtheistGamerz 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlgamer7726 word
@blessinuhoes 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlgamer7726 Christian's are braindead lol
@TheSilentWalkerz 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about that, they watch Rick and Morty so I think they’re smarter
@JohnDoe-dj3lw 3 жыл бұрын
"a fake olive branch leading to a simp ambush" ahahah I'm dying over here
@birdedup 4 жыл бұрын
e-girl: I got a boyfriend simps: UNACCEPTABLE **pumps mass report, copyright strike, unfollow gun**
@mateicosti 4 жыл бұрын
This is just sad
@twocupterry 4 жыл бұрын
^
@yosojubo5392 4 жыл бұрын
Your bird is cute
@culture4519 4 жыл бұрын
Mateicosti what else do you expect from dgens bud?
@toeseater2855 4 жыл бұрын
@@@mateicosti *S I M P*
@TheAcenightcreeper 4 жыл бұрын
“Im a pimp not a simp, you can catch me at papadeaux eating steak and shrimp...” -benjamin franklin, 1775
@yellowsaurus4895 4 жыл бұрын
I eat so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning
@TheAcenightcreeper 4 жыл бұрын
cannasaurus-rex haha yes!!
@grafando 4 жыл бұрын
@@yellowsaurus4895 worth
@gangweed5922 4 жыл бұрын
DOOM verse
@trafficosrs 4 жыл бұрын
You're a simp I'ma pimp I don't feel bad for you I ain't sympathetic- jack harlow sundown
@deangully1959 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: i have a boyfriend. Simps: So you have chosen *No followers.*
@swordking8624 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie: "I'm not a God I'm just trying to be funny please don't take my words too seriously." Me: "...And the Lord then bestowed upon me a riddle to test my faith..."
@johnchiz9380 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is my favorite E-girl
@JasonRyanWilson 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like the KZfaq Jesus.
@paladin1630 4 жыл бұрын
damn right
@bcw1nc865 4 жыл бұрын
No Jason, he is KZfaq Jesus
@gyrozeppeli3438 4 жыл бұрын
Thicc af
@cheese5081 4 жыл бұрын
@@bcw1nc865 no Wesley, he Is jesus
@randomdude9767 4 жыл бұрын
E-girl: “I have a boyfriend” Simps: I diagnose you with no followers
@gashadokuro1888 4 жыл бұрын
o b a m i u m
@randomdude9767 4 жыл бұрын
can you stop o h y e a h
@David-zc9co 4 жыл бұрын
She didn't actually lose followers, she just got her acc suspended, so that makes it take some time to update the follower count
@randomdude9767 4 жыл бұрын
DavLev this comment is useless then
@Lucky-cr4pm 4 жыл бұрын
My finalw mesage. Go O d .by e
@jester5258 4 жыл бұрын
Her : i have a boyfriend Simps: *plays 'Hellfire' Her: why do i hear boss music?
@alphunsos 4 жыл бұрын
imagine simping over a girl who just danced in one tiktok video that was just singing the old dead meme "ok boomer" lmao
@xNemesis_ 4 жыл бұрын
It's quite something lmao
@robertoconnor5662 4 жыл бұрын
People can be really stupid my man lol
@1EnZBosS1 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, just like those same people simped over the hit or miss girl or belle delphine. Oh well.
@jojop6387 4 жыл бұрын
Richel Seintje I only remember the hit or miss girl getting bullied
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 4 жыл бұрын
JoJo p yeah she was a homie i cannot find it in myself to dislike her in any way
@ThePlotInMatt 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: tells internet she has a boyfriend Virgins: oMg hOw cOuLd U
@lollllolll. 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair its a great way to cancel e-girls in general (hell even belle delphine almost had the same crisis)
@kushpakk2210 4 жыл бұрын
lolll lolll fuck every E Girl most the times they aren’t even 5s and they make the Internet think they are 10s shit is unreal😂😂
@karateteacherpouredacidonmycar 4 жыл бұрын
lolll lolll what’s wrong with e-girls tho like yea they’re cringy and annoying but there’s no legitimate reason to “cancel” them
@shinonnaman5529 4 жыл бұрын
@@kushpakk2210 and? I hope you are 10 calvin klein model in real life
@kushpakk2210 4 жыл бұрын
Shinon Naman my point is yall niggas simpin over bitches we would barely only get top from🤦🏽♂️treatin em like they queens and shit smh sad as fuck
@bfnmo7750 4 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option.
@NoobsDudes 4 жыл бұрын
She posts the ok bommer song: invasion of Poland People fantasize about her: Allies intervened People make fun of the simps: invasion of France She posts about her having a boyfriend: failed invasion of Brittan penguinz0 makes a video on it: Bombing of Pearl Harbor Even more people make fun of simps; United States entered the war Simps try to end her: D-Day Penguinz0 makes a second video: atomic bombs dropped, end of the war.
@frostbytes5718 3 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Shearer a painter
@c8ps 3 жыл бұрын
WW2 in a nutshell
@BloodDraek 4 жыл бұрын
"Charlie learns that his words have more power than the normal human."
@ssantos88 4 жыл бұрын
JPAnnichiarico Yeah being a youtuber with almost 5 million subs will do that to you.
@210chillian8 4 жыл бұрын
@@ssantos88 funny how much sheep there are
@qitsune8326 4 жыл бұрын
2020 colorized
@Morbidity100 4 жыл бұрын
*Always Sunny theme plays*
@ibooogeymani9380 4 жыл бұрын
Neeko: "I have a boyfriend" Simps: "Very poor choice of words"
@the3diamonds472 4 жыл бұрын
IBooogeymanI “That was the wrong answer, m’lady.”
@Lucidopherus 4 жыл бұрын
belshit your stolen goods are now forfeit!
@garlicmayonnaise8615 4 жыл бұрын
"So, you have chosen...death"
@mushrooms5757 4 жыл бұрын
@@oofydoom "Then pay with your blood!"
@souheilallegue2342 4 жыл бұрын
"THE F*K YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH*T"
@vedgehawk13 3 жыл бұрын
rewatching this man too much
@danzigcooper1838 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been six seconds and I’m already wanting more
@theradiantdehd3997 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter: So why do you want us to ban this girl's account? Salty Simps: She has a boyfriend. Twitter: Understood! We'll suspend her account.
@Arella17 4 жыл бұрын
Yet it literally took someone with an in on Twitter to ban a guy who was going around calling black Twitter users the n-word.
@BoBeast 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter and Twitch admins are both Simps
@yeetboi9817 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Why the fuck is twitter catering to these morons
@m.webster1261 4 жыл бұрын
But pyro can’t be on Twitter???
@coltonwilson 4 жыл бұрын
If someone is mass reported enough, their account will automatically be taken down
@finn6359 4 жыл бұрын
“You fought in the simp wars?”
@NecroStingySLEEPS 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes I was once a reddit knight, same as your father"
@ok.6539 4 жыл бұрын
@@NecroStingySLEEPS "My father didn't flight in the simp wars, he was a navigator on a spice freighter."
@juicedaone1153 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lit-eral5953 4 жыл бұрын
I fought in the frontlines but died when I found out it was a joke.
@harishyqchy 4 жыл бұрын
Corgwyn theCorgi I was on my couch masturbating when phone ring “Neeko is kil” no
@idc.crazy.. 3 жыл бұрын
4:01 charlie sounds like my teacher when she lets us have extra recess with a sub
@yadude_log 3 жыл бұрын
“I see through the lies of the egirls”
@apoinsettia3862 4 жыл бұрын
lol that boyfriend is in danger I wouldn’t be surprised if they publicly crucify him after everything they’ve done so far
@JoeyCentral 4 жыл бұрын
He isn’t a real man if he is afraid of neck beards and probably doesn’t deserve her
@moziton6808 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoeyCentral siiiiiimp
@futur3109 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoeyCentral seeing how you expect him to basically say "hey fuck off that's my girlfriend" to a bunch of simps who you called neckbeards you're definitely a neckbeard.
@smolchungus9213 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking confused I want my mommy
@smolchungus9213 4 жыл бұрын
-also, Simpception
@logansoares7864 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie : “she lost 150k followers in a day, that’s some sort of speed run or world record.” James Charles: .......
@delaymystrafes4481 4 жыл бұрын
That happened withn a week
@alexj8739 4 жыл бұрын
Nah but she lost 75% procent of her fanbase, while james lost like 20% or less
@logansoares7864 4 жыл бұрын
Alex J ya ik i’m just making a joke not trying to be accurate
@ComedicalBystander 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexj8739 75%? Wasn't it just some kinda visual glitch the simps exploited?
@alexj8739 4 жыл бұрын
@@ComedicalBystander still she lost a bigger procent
@Blitznm 4 жыл бұрын
Good job dude I enjoyed this whole thing.
@acestrategist9461 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: Coronavirus This dude: Simp War I Now that is good content!
@trevorprice1867 4 жыл бұрын
"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into a simp, the simp will also gaze into thee."
@fifi.mp4984 4 жыл бұрын
I shed a tear reding this
@HaIsKuL 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Nietzsche the Simp Slayer
@ImperatorTrajun 4 жыл бұрын
I like his views on the Übersimp and Untersimp
@kolsmar 4 жыл бұрын
and they thought leonardo de-vinci was the greatest artist to ever live
@ammagon4519 4 жыл бұрын
The true simps is the friends we made along the way
@Hadarouken 4 жыл бұрын
The simps control everything you just don’t know it - Count Dooku
@wTVe. 4 жыл бұрын
Hzrds0 Lmfao outta everybody why dooku🤣🤣😂
@JoeBro915 4 жыл бұрын
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
@wor4656 4 жыл бұрын
Haha dookie
@JovianCloudfarmer 4 жыл бұрын
"What if I told you the Internet was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Simp?"
@greekfire995 4 жыл бұрын
They can't even control their own feelings.
@WyattCox2563 4 жыл бұрын
Charli you nailed this thank you people are crazy but thank you for being a wholesome funny person
@harryazcrack5047 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the last video and just laughed didnt go to twitter and fight haha love the vids brother
@Greyspecies9999 4 жыл бұрын
"Twitter" and "War" never go along together well.
@haydne5246 4 жыл бұрын
especially when people have 'stan' and 'army' in their profiles too
@stealtho 4 жыл бұрын
It kinda does, I mean, it’s the battleground for online beefs.
@sutra6971 4 жыл бұрын
Stealtho more for betas who wouldn’t do anything if they saw this girl irl.
@mizmimaroses 4 жыл бұрын
Yet they always do go together
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
@@stealtho The guy who made Twitter is looking at us right now like: *This,is how the war economy started*
@dubzilla6978 4 жыл бұрын
A virgin would get mad when they find out the girl they like has a bf. A Chad would say “what’s that got to do with me?”
@kuinuth 4 жыл бұрын
Double the fun
@dubzilla6978 4 жыл бұрын
Sunday so uhhhhh wanna explain your profile pic?
@sinsoftheswamp8346 4 жыл бұрын
You dont go after the girls they go after you it's the chad way.
@sinsoftheswamp8346 4 жыл бұрын
@Snoi Med it depends on the status of chad I was talking about the highest level of chad. Who makes men and women cum with one single glare.
@morty6159 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting, but further studies will be needed to perfectly define the way Chads are getting female attention.
@WRIZZ999 4 жыл бұрын
wow this is an unexpected show of character ive gained even more respect for you
@bossloganusa Жыл бұрын
Really respect how you discipline your community
@llJeezusll 4 жыл бұрын
A girl revealing she has a boyfriend means nothing to simps They believe that girls will leave their boyfriends for them if they leave enough nice comments and donations
@shinymainespoon 4 жыл бұрын
llJeezusll Not to mention dickture pictures
@jsmoo1206 4 жыл бұрын
@Cloud9 Ran out of donations
@skrub4791 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie sounds like a teacher that is disappointed at his class
@RisingOnion 4 жыл бұрын
ThatOneScrub they misbehaved when there was a sub
@BQD_Central 3 жыл бұрын
8 mohts later and charlie is planning a collab with the colleague of the singer of the OK Boomer song. World's a small place.
@ttowell 10 ай бұрын
he sounds like a dissapointed dad
@dpear3 4 жыл бұрын
Actually shout out to Charlie for apologizing and correcting his errors even though no one is mad at him, really showing that he has higher morals than 99% of youtubers
@JK-ei7wr 4 жыл бұрын
Commissar Markhov that’s really the truth of it. You really can’t trust people to be people anymore
@Evangylo 4 жыл бұрын
Yah I bet you did some really good research in that 1% of KZfaqrs mhm
@adog3129 4 жыл бұрын
higher morals than 99.9% of youtubers really. even the incredibly wholesome ones aren't that nice.
@yomanwtfisthisshit 4 жыл бұрын
He may be a great guy and people are still responsible for their own actions so what they did is not on him but he is also naive for underestimating the amount of idiots in his viewership, just like every other 'no-care' creator on KZfaq does.
@deadboi3465 4 жыл бұрын
Commissar Markhov it’s about taking responsibility for your actions, not everything in life is black and white, people believe themselves good people but have no self awareness, emotional responses over rational thinking, arrogance, and ignorance because of their own beliefs of what right and wrong without realizing the outcomes from all perspectives.
@joshpalmer4420 4 жыл бұрын
willing to bet 98% of those twitter warriors are discord enthusiasts
@bloodyhell8201 4 жыл бұрын
Wah-rrios Wah WAH
@zSTALKn 4 жыл бұрын
!here go groom children lmao (joke)
@LUCAS420BLZ 4 жыл бұрын
I don't see any problems with discord Don't compare trash to trashbags
@ticktockbam 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodyhell8201 Wah men
@joshuariggleman4791 4 жыл бұрын
Hey man discord is a good app...
@ricescum 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s apology for making the 2nd act of the simp war was better than any other youtuber’s apology video
@kamilslaby_ 4 жыл бұрын
I am not even aware of who is going on - but this is entertaining to watch. I can only read this with Gladiator's voice.
@SleazyChicken 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: hee hoo funny joke right guys? internet: WE RIDE BOYS, GET THE SIMPS
@arkantos2227 4 жыл бұрын
But aren't most redditors simps? If I were honest on the site, I'd bathe in radioactive pools of negative karma.
@rocklorito 4 жыл бұрын
Reddit is for lurking for solutions
@rashotcake6945 4 жыл бұрын
Arkantos you’re watering down the meaning of the word simp
@arkantos2227 4 жыл бұрын
@@rashotcake6945 how do I do that?
@TruckerMike089 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could insert a Mad Max meme, but oh well. NO WE GO IN NOW! LOSERS, LOSERS WAIT!
@AyColeWoah 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, she’s only 20 years older than me, is internet famous, and lives across the entire world. Yeah, she’ll definitely start dating me after this comment. Simp logic
@hussaina.4431 4 жыл бұрын
more like 20 yrs younger
@Verdia 4 жыл бұрын
20 years older? Are simps a fetus?
@kyr200 4 жыл бұрын
They're definitely babies.
@acedv6134 4 жыл бұрын
Typed Scroll 30***
@deletedchannel2379 4 жыл бұрын
She's like 12 though
@shittydiaperHD 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Charlie yells at us for attacking people I feel very guilty
@declicked 3 жыл бұрын
"This was SIMPly a ruse".
@wat6500 3 жыл бұрын
Badumtss
@kenjaminbeys1947 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie sounds like a teacher who saw an inappropriate name on a kahoot.
@scanbbb 4 жыл бұрын
You sound like a person who would wake someone up just to show them a meme from 2008.
@ninjajax5206 4 жыл бұрын
Playing Cow you made my morning
@FunkyyCat_ 4 жыл бұрын
what in the fuck is a "kahoot" though
@barthologhoul 4 жыл бұрын
@@FunkyyCat_ game that kids play with their teachers
@yusufgazi7 4 жыл бұрын
Playing Cow you don’t need to defend Critikal for every joke you fanboy
@pizzatime8440 4 жыл бұрын
This should a tv series “Dark Side of the Internet: Simps turned to Incels”
@mateusegura123 4 жыл бұрын
@dont let me down wut.
@ammagon4519 4 жыл бұрын
@dont let me down I thought Simps will do anything for a woman, which is kind of an opposite for an Incel.
@TheNobleFive 4 жыл бұрын
@dont let me down Simps aren't incels because you can be in a relationship and still act like a spineless simp.
@dankster7993 4 жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 I suggest you study the proper definition of incel. It's a common word that's been incorrectly thrown around the internet for quite some time and it lost its real meaning.
@glidersuzuki5572 4 жыл бұрын
@dont let me down yeah, like you analysed the statistics regarding this
@Fnaffan2004 3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather die early as a Virgin then live a long life as a simp
@ald2104 3 жыл бұрын
Words to live by
@impolitedirector3595 3 жыл бұрын
That's chad energy right there.
@Fnaffan2004 3 жыл бұрын
@@impolitedirector3595 the only chad here is you
@mexaddon1140 4 жыл бұрын
Right after the video ended, I get an ad on a course on how to be a simp.
@GremmyV 4 жыл бұрын
It seems like your song "Obsession" is relevant once again.
@adityaa5302 4 жыл бұрын
Obsessed by Mariah carey
@ThatOneGuy138 4 жыл бұрын
@@adityaa5302 Charlie's song is called obsession
@Martin-ts7co 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair it always will be
@THEPELADOMASTER 4 жыл бұрын
It never stopped being relevant
@Eye5x5 4 жыл бұрын
I got an ad called "How to be a simp | Masterclass" at the end of the video
@Hemroyd_Skankins 4 жыл бұрын
"this was simp-ly a ruse" Classic
@adamakii 4 жыл бұрын
He could've talked about this subject for 10+ minutes, but he chose not to. Respect.
@casdenhouting2415 4 жыл бұрын
He hardly makes 10 min vids
@Kryptonic1 4 жыл бұрын
9:59 though
@firstname697 4 жыл бұрын
You must've never watched any of his videos then, he rarely goes over 10 minutes
@chaosphantom9071 4 жыл бұрын
Meh, longer vids the better
@coltonwilson 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is what he always does
@basedchicana1776 4 жыл бұрын
Neeko: *Has a boyfriend* The Simps: So it's treason then?
@Blitz-ww8kh 4 жыл бұрын
*it's treason then
@SuggestiveEclipse 4 жыл бұрын
@🌹KPILLZ🌹 and pasted
@sjov7079 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuggestiveEclipse and posted
@FoxyBoxery 4 жыл бұрын
@@sjov7079 And hosted
@mistyeyed7732 4 жыл бұрын
Can I have the sauce on your profile picture my guy?
@monke980 3 жыл бұрын
People always have to find some group to attack in a situation, it's incredibly tiring.
@dar6gh 4 жыл бұрын
we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.
@hose982 4 жыл бұрын
“Violence wasn’t the answer, it was a question, the answer to that question was yes.” -Anit-Simp soldier, Battalion 69
@MugenLord 4 жыл бұрын
lol!
@jennyb9065 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. The Outer Worlds.
@dasator4204 4 жыл бұрын
Redditor=Ultimate life form
@EsteemedReptile 4 жыл бұрын
Today on: Things that reenforce my decision to never have a Twitter account.
@zakman4584 4 жыл бұрын
tbh this makes me like twitter more. This shit was hilarious
@zakman4584 4 жыл бұрын
DoogieBowser honestly, Twitter isn’t a great place, but there still is some good on it. Everyone’s so mean to each other and people are really annoying. There are so many SJW’s. There have been people who get spammed for being a pedo because they’re 16 and dating a 17 year old not even joking. But you don’t see that kinda bad stuff often. I stay on twitter because that’s where I see gaming news and stuff and it can be a decent place SOMETIMES.
@vz2428 4 жыл бұрын
@@zakman4584 I wish i could laugh at these kind of situations like you do
@dimitriwarchief301 4 жыл бұрын
Yea because twitter needs you to rule the world
@EsteemedReptile 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimitriwarchief301 I'd do it if it asked.
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