"She blows your mind like a time bomb." I see where you got the inspiration from, Bert!

"This is my camera and this is my life" XD "You're the ultimate confiscator" XD I love Bert.

I missed this. This is beautiful. The lyrics, the similies, metaphors, all sorts of comparisons, the soft beat, the way he says jelly... And that confiscator...the confiscator...the ultimate...confiscator. I cried.

I like how Bert tries to get on the ''ultimate confiscators'' good side ''this is a good hotel.....this is a sweet hotel'' Ultimate Confiscator:'' i know its a sweet hote'' etc etc

Bert you got them skills to pay the bills

Haha I love Bert. He's my hero.

berts voice is so unique and it sounds sick

"I don't like to take this camera from you and delete everything okay."

i love 58 seconds where bert is just waiting for him to shut up lol. aww and i love how quin goes and picks up Bert's bag like a good little boyfriend

HAHA only Bert can find a way to rhyme with orange xD

that dude talking about peanut butter and jelly looks like my science teacher

i've watched this like fifty million times. i freakin love it.

The door hinge part made me giggle

"And then you mess up my rhyme with a dope... not dope beat"

The ultimate confiscator part was the best... Wow I love you Bert. You all definitely keep it interesting!! Smile!

he's spitting all over berts face lmao

"You are not the ultimate confiscater are you?" Hahaha.. this just goes straight to my favorites.. XD

Wow, that just made my day. You guys are awesome.

Lmao bert was whiping the spit off his face

“I know it’s a sweet hotel”

You guys are hilarious!

Guys I think he like peanut butter jelly sandwich

I love you guys. Bert, I think America needs YOU as President.

i watch this video religiously

the second security guard looks like PAUL BLART MALL COP

Classic Bert!! This was so funny. You know that hotel guy at the door wanted to laugh!

haha i love you guys :) you always make me laugh

Bert hates his life😂😂

can't stop watchin' it! it's so funny!

lmfao i was laughing non stop through out this video Bert's face was priceless when that dude was rapping && when the security guards came bahaha i love this video

THIS MY CAMERA AND THIS IS MY LIFE... your the ultimate confiscator!! lmao best thing in the world!!

I must watch this 5 times a day! this is my camera this is my life. AWESOME!

That man must really like peanut butter and jelly. And spitting on people. Haha, I love this video.

hilarious =] i love you guys

Quinn was the camera guy :P Bert is awesome x) and he even rap great! xD that was funny... you guys are the best looove from Chile :D

Ahahaha! LMAO! I love how the hotel guy is irritated with them and Bert is like "This is a good hotel." XD I don't know how you guys don't get kicked out. I've watched this video a few times now. It's just so funny!

please never make this vid private its an insane antidepressant LMAO bert wiping his spit off his face

why is this my new favorite video?

ahahahahha bert your rap skills are dope man.

Every time I watch this! LOL!

Hahahahaha I love this It's one of my all time favourite videos of theirs =] Anddddd when Bert does that noise to 'take a picture' it sounds EXACTLY like the bit in The Unborn when the girls hears the noises coming from the mirror hahaha ......=D Anywhos great video ^-^ xxxx

lmfao, i love bert. i love the used, and now i love the ultimate confiscator!

That was great! MAGIC!

I cant omg i cant. how did it go from peanut butter and jelly to women? LOLOLOL omg

wow u guys r so funny i love u guys

this guy sounds hungry

I love you, Bert. Thank you, my good sir, for making my life .

His sing-song voice is possibly the best thing ever.

THATS IS HARLIOUS!!! love. it. :P

Haha. U guys r the best=)

XD hilarious. I love Bert

lmfaooo.. i love you guys.. omg. i LOVE thisssss.. HAHAHAHAHA..

god bert.... you rock!

HAHAH!! Whats up with that dude and his peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Bert you rock dude!

hahaha i love these guys

omg there actually is something that ryhmes with orange! xD Bert your so badass

gosh, I love bert's blue shirt.... I know it's just an ordinary blue shirt but it looks so great with his black hair *_*

hahahaha ultimate confiscator wanted to crack up tha whole time loll, he knew wat was up w them pbnj sandmiches ;p

You gotta love that.

lol thats awesome. Im so using door hinge from now on :)

1:56 im pissing myself the way the camera pans to the guy

Awesome.

Can't stop watching or laughing

Bert you make me laugh. . your so cute

seriously, thats the funniest thing ever

That made my day

haha. that guy is like obsessed with peanut butter and jelly

omg... that was hilarious! "are you the ultimate confiscator?" i think i saw that guy crack a smile too. i know he wanted to laugh. and now i finally know something that rhymes with orange!

Aww Bert is so cute!

This made me smile...because all I understood was peanut butter and jelly. XD

aweeeesoooommmmeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL me and my friends quote this all the time.

haha thats hillarious!! x

Looks like the ultimate confiscator didn't delete EVERYTHING on Bert's camera :D

thiss is my camera this is my life this is my camera this is my life this is my camera this is my lifee bahaha this is greatt

LMAO that was rad! bert should put out a rapping single called 'The Ultimate Confiscator' lol

Lol, those guys are wild.

hahaha, that just made my whole freaking day.

hahahah! it seems like hes drunk xD his rapping was halerious! especially when he said the guy was messing him up lmao!

Thank you iwrockska

That guy just loves peanut butter and jelly

"this is my camera this is my life" haha

LMAO. This is the funniest thing ever. xD

hahahahahahahaha OMG wow, at first that guy "the ultimate confiscator" looked like a freaking manikin. i was like WOAH!! lol. bert you are the best seriously lol. i love how youre fuckign with those guys.

ROFL amazing bert

lol, when are you guys coming to henderson, we gotta party like that... ha ha

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time....peanut butter jelly?

Sweet, who knew there actually was a rhyme to orange?

bert can be so mean ^^ i LOVE IT!!!

lol this is funny man.

whoooa youre freakin out! 1:53

This is neat

Haha man... embarrassing with the rapping! :D haha but Bert saves the entire clip by being cocky towards the guards... and ofcourse when he wipes the spit out of his face all of the time! :D Good clip!

omg i cant stop laughing. BERT HAS SUPER SKILLZ!!

I can almost watch this without busting up.. then I get to 'motha fuckin' doorhinge' and I lose it.

ROFLLL this is fukkin hilarious! lol

this is my camera, this is my life

Man, I remember watching this and its been 12 yrs ago?? Like what the fuck??? Hahaha The Used!!! 🔥🔥🔥

haha he is spitting all over bert's face!

haha bert is tooo cute!:D