Eustace launching through the sky as he says "No, sir. Not getting out this chair" is the peak of cartoons.

When you’re young, you’re SpongeBob When you’re an adult, you’re Squidward When you retire, you’re Eustace

“The stupid one, he’s stupid yes?” Courage agreeing with her gives me life

My favorite Eustace line is "What's EH?"

Accept it, you hated and loved this man.

Lets be honest. Eustace was a big part on making this show so good.

"I heard the door slam." "The door slammed." "Oh."

Eustace: *gets obliterated beyond recognition* Also Eustace: "OW"

Eustace’s top priorities in life 3. His truck 2. His chair 1. And BACON

*The world is ending, satan's demon hordes and god's angels are coming to begin on Armageddon!* Eustace: Nope, not getting out of this chair.

Eustace answering the phone and saying “We ain’t got no phone.” Is giving me the same vibe as “Is this the Krusty Krab? -No This is Patrick!”

This guy dies almost every episode and continues life as if nothing had happened.

No sir not gettin outta this chair.

Only in this show could an old farmer be turned into a wrecking ball and attack a posh, anthropomorphic cat and have it be relatively normal.

"WHAT'S HEH?!" - Eustace, any time he's caught off guard.

Eustace is only abusive because he's jealous of all the attention courage gets from Murial, and all the times he saves her. Eustace is jealous because feels unloved by his current family all because he was poorly mistreated by his original family. Not much is known about his father other than the fact he made a deal with a talking whale, so it's impossible to know what their relationship was like. Eustace's mother constantly verbally abuses him to this day. And his late brother Horace was a bully all throughout his childhood, Going so far as to hide his secrets from Eustace after his own death. In the Deer Hunting episode, we get a flashback of Eustace in his late teens/early 20s, Horace would constantly make fun of him and laugh at Eustace's misfortunes, calling him "Useless" since it rhymes. Eustace in the present wants to prove to others & to himself that he's a man, yet fails to kill or outsmart a talking Daddy Deer to wind up being on the recieving end of his own shotgun after getting his ass kicked. Eustace's life is a curse on himself because he knows he's living his own worst fear; And that fear is being a useless, unreliable, unsuccessful man who can't recieve recognition from others, because he knows he's done nothing to be proud of. He's a farmer who's land is 99.99% infertile, so he complains that he can't grow anything to provide for his family. In the magic tree episode, he's relentless in his attempts to kill it because its existence removes any reason for him to be needed. He's so caught up in his own failures & jealousy, that instead of wishing the tree for wealth, or fertile soil, or even a bountiful set of skills, he chops it down after admiting to the tree that chopping him down will make him feel more important. Despite being an angry abuser, Eustace is the most mistreated, abused, bullied, and misunderstood character in the entire show. And so he takes it out on Courage because it subconsiously feels like he's getting revenge on his brother, and makes him feel relief that he's not getting abused this time round. Wonder why Eustace says "What did *_I_* do?" Every time Murial hits him? He's most likely subconsiously referring to when he was abused during his childhood.

They say he still sits in his chair to this day..

Arthur Anderson eustaces voice actor died yesterday at 93 years old RIP you legend

Eustace priorities in life : 1. Chair 2. Truck 3. Hat 4. Money 5. That DAMN NEWSPAPERS

"Garbage! From king garbage! Of the garbage dynasty!" God, this line is so good

"GET BACK TO WORK!" "MAKE ME!" *dies*

"I heard the door slam" "the door slammed" such a small part but makes me laugh

"The only thing uglier than this" *Holds up two mirrors "Is this!" dead

I miss how creatively insane cartoons used to be.

"Oh Eustace, Do you have any sense of hospitality" " Nope " 😂😂😂

"You are bald" "You sir are extremely bald" "Are you bald? Yes" Loved it.

I love it when the sea monster and eustuce sing together

“Get back to work!” “Make me!” *gets fucking incinerated*

"MAKE ME!" **Turns into nothing** "Awww"

"RETURN THE SLAB OR SUFFER MY CURSE" wHaT’s yOuR oFfeR?

I like how Eustace is partially immune to science and Magic, neither science or magic can affect how he feels or thinks, they can't make him good, evil, happy or sad the only things that make him happy is money and scaring courage he always has the same personality regardless of the situation, it's even stated in the episode The Tower of Dr. Zalost how he's immune

Eustace always reminded me of my grandad, he wasn’t angry or mean but he’d always wear a hat, disliked dogs (although he loved his cats), and was the biggest jokester I’ve ever known.

I just love how the Hunchback actually takes a moment to pull out his reading glasses to read out the insult Courage wrote.

*Obviously evil character shows up at front door* Eustace: NO SOLICITORS!

Muriel:Now Eustace he’s courage’s friend Eustace:ThAt MaKeS It WoRsE

*coronavirus starts* Eustace at home: "Nope. Not getting out of this chair."

"Well judging by the markings, and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be... GARBAGE!"

Muriel: "I heard a door slam!" Eustace: "The door slammed!" XD

Love how he was genuinely happy to be a golden statue. Even though he got his comeuppance, he wasn’t complaining.

house explodes “Muriel, Shut the window!”

As time goes on, Eustace becomes more relatable. First you fear him, Then you become him.

0:32 man eustace gives no fucks XD

Thanos: “I’m going to destroy this chair” Iron Man: “Go ahead” Thanos: *Destroys the chair* Eustece: Have you seen my chair? Thanos: *Nervous sweating*

He owns his attitude, that's why we loved it so much

The sad thing is that eustace has that attitude because of how he was raised and treated as a boy

Love or hate him the show wouldn't be the same without Eustace

I absolutely love Eustace. He provides so much fun even just from his unsual indifference and every single line. The voice actor did so well.

10:20 the way he goes "ow!" like he stubbed his toe after he got obliterated made me choke on my drink laughing.

"We ain’t got a phone!" *phone rings. Eustace answers* "We ain’t got a phone!" *hangs up*

"Are you bald.....? Yes..." Had me busting up all kinds of crazy.

Muriel: "I heard the door slam" Eustace: "The door slammed"

“That’s it! I’m getting me mallet!”

Are you bald?... YES

Eustace Bagge is easily the most unforgettable character in Cartoon Network. xD

Donald Trump declares US national emergency for Coronavirus Eustache: No sir, not getting out of this chair

"And you sir are extremely... *BALD* ." ROASTED

"Hey Muriel! Shut the window!" "Muriel! Its getting chilly! Will you shut that darn window already?!" *BOOM* "Thanks." XD

"You know how to spell u g l y ? *YOU YOU YOU YOU*

Shirley: The stupid one? He's stupid, right? Courage and 2.3k comments: *nods*

Take notes, Spongebob. THIS is how you write Squidward properly.

I miss this show so much

"You know how to spell ugly? U.... you you you YOU YOU YOU!" XD thats great

Eustace and Squidward are two of the most relatable characters ever. (I’d never be cruel to a dog, but Eustace is a mood)

I really love this show's constant use of the same voice clips even when Lionel Wilson passed away. All the grunts, anger, screams,grunts, laugh, "whaaat?" and "What's- huh?"

Courage killed me writing them bald jokes killing himself under the table😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Eustace has more lives than Jason Voorhees

Crazy how much we relate to characters like Eustace as we get older.

Eustace is actually my favorite character .

Muriel: Ah heard tha door slam Eustace: The door slammed Muriel: Oh 😂

5:47 "ahwelliwouldn'tmindifyoudidi'msortofhungry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eustace has always been my favorite character on this show. He's just hilarious & I love it.

Eustace is the only person who would see the living body of Ramses threaten to unleash plagues upon him if he doesn't return his belongings, and try to get him to pay up for it. I aim to be that petty when I'm old.

"I heard the door slam!" "The door slammed" "..oh"

Are you bald? . . . Yes.

R.I.P Thea White the voice actor who played Muriel has died at the age of 81 :(

"No sir not getting out of this chair!" That's me every time I'm playing on my Switch or on my computer

*Nuclear missles are launched from North Korea to the United States* Eustace: "Blah, Blah, Blah! I'm not getting out of this chair!"

Diseased foot *rubs foot with cactus*

10:01 house gets zapped in half and roofless... Eustace: "Hey Muriel, shut the window." Epic 😂

4:02 all of his pain screams in one clip it’s beautiful 🥺

Does anyone else remember the episode where courage reluctantly helped a robber try to steal MT. Rushmore and the robber thinks they are his family. My favorite Eustace moment is from that episode. The robber looks over at Eustace and for no reason, a giant squirrel is chewing on Eustace and he is trying to fight him off

"no sir not getting out of this chair." XD this is great as well

1:24 Chop chop chop! down you go!!

10:23 Everytime that happens to him that cracks me up

“That sounds serious!” “That sounds expensive!”

"I heard the door slam" "The door slammed"

Eustace pretty much stole the show

What's heh?

When you look back at the show and realize; His mother belittles him, thinks he will never amount up to his father, and favors Courage over him. His older brother practically bullied him and never gave him an ounce of respect. Muriel often caters more to Courage than Eustace (often seen in the show) I'd say Eustace has every right to be the way he is.

That sea serpent singing was always gold. Never forgot it.

Rip Muriel bagge, reunited with Eustace at last

Muriel: Oh Eustace, don't make such a fuss. Sit down and eat cha breakfast. I'll even get those little blueberries you like so much. Eustace: Ah... em... well, I... um... wouldn't mind if ya' did... I'm uh... sorta hungry... er huh em.

"don't worry eustace. i know some family remedies" *proceeds to rub cactus against eustace's foot* favorite part of that episode

You missed the best one - "You're keepin' me awake with that stupid rock n' roll!"

He loved his chair so much, that he was able to defy gravity when the tidal wave launched him into the sky.

"Close that darn window!" *Space ship lands on him* "Thanks" I CRY EVERYTIME

Rule #1: NEVER sit on Eustace's chair

This show was always brilliant

his voice actor needs awards. and the writer for his character needs awards

Never forget his laugh.