The Video Game Man | ASMR

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

5 жыл бұрын

You meet with the Video Game Man at a secret location who brings you a small sample of the various video games, systems and accessories that he can obtain for you ever since they've been banned.
The Video Game Man is one of the many "Merchants of Rift World" who exist in a dystopian / post-apocalyptic world where the entire human race has been enslaved by a new world order that banned everything people once enjoyed. If you're new to all this, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
The Merchants of Rift World video playlist: bit.ly/2XEpARX
This video was supposed to fade-out at the end, but I goofed it.
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards!

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@spedic2638
@spedic2638 5 жыл бұрын
The video-game man: "Imagine..." Me: "Ah shit, here we go again"
@nortonthe
@nortonthe 5 жыл бұрын
If you will....
@aaron-crokmay
@aaron-crokmay 5 жыл бұрын
A dystopian world
@gameturtle5655
@gameturtle5655 5 жыл бұрын
Alright let’s do this one last time...
@gustavoalonsolopezwolf9098
@gustavoalonsolopezwolf9098 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I love that part
@ordinatus4585
@ordinatus4585 5 жыл бұрын
YeahTheS Under rated comment.
@LeeKo
@LeeKo 5 жыл бұрын
ER, the master of "Oh! I didn't see you there" intros
@ajaxx7252
@ajaxx7252 5 жыл бұрын
First because I can
@spikespiegel6890
@spikespiegel6890 5 жыл бұрын
So true
@memeprivileges6871
@memeprivileges6871 5 жыл бұрын
Hey you, your finally awake
@yejo4998
@yejo4998 5 жыл бұрын
@@memeprivileges6871 You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
@memeprivileges6871
@memeprivileges6871 5 жыл бұрын
@@yejo4998 I love you for that
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle E is there any chance you could do a “feelings” man who sells emotions such as nostalgia or sadness through various items like powder or liquids?
@the0neace962
@the0neace962 5 жыл бұрын
That’s actually an amazing idea!
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 5 жыл бұрын
A.J. Talks thanks i’ll be sure to keep posting it so he can see
@JOSEJOSESITO
@JOSEJOSESITO 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see this!
@XanderL
@XanderL 5 жыл бұрын
EMOTION POTIONS
@Georgeg15
@Georgeg15 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Corbachev There is no emotion , there is peace . There is no ignorance , there is Knowledge . There is no passion , there is Serenity . There is no chaos , there is harmony . There is no death , there is the force .
@icebankmiceelf7950
@icebankmiceelf7950 5 жыл бұрын
1:03 when the gamestop employee catches you playing a game you didn't pay for
@gregdennert4441
@gregdennert4441 4 жыл бұрын
Stealing
@ADAM-Slug
@ADAM-Slug 4 жыл бұрын
Grape juice
@lightningstrikestwice1977
@lightningstrikestwice1977 3 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment right here
@adderon7476
@adderon7476 3 жыл бұрын
@@ADAM-Slug Communion
@solehshaiful5942
@solehshaiful5942 5 жыл бұрын
ER: Imagine if you will.... Me: Its big brain time
@recycled_trash2062
@recycled_trash2062 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is big brain time
@thatreddude8796
@thatreddude8796 5 жыл бұрын
Now I want him to start a video like that
@rosenbergkk
@rosenbergkk 5 жыл бұрын
WHAAT?
@lachykoelman5414
@lachykoelman5414 5 жыл бұрын
Zack you’ve never played tuber simulator
@jordystuchbery1670
@jordystuchbery1670 4 жыл бұрын
Soleh Shaiful bro who liked it when it was on 911 what a waste
@GriffinLKVW
@GriffinLKVW 5 жыл бұрын
"... but you can call me... whenever you need video games." BAITED SO HARD lol
@gustavoalonsolopezwolf9098
@gustavoalonsolopezwolf9098 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Clickbaitdetective
@Clickbaitdetective 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite was "You may call me... on a pay phone, any kind of telepathy..."
@jordystuchbery1670
@jordystuchbery1670 4 жыл бұрын
If you thought that was funny, you need to watch manly asmr
@AnimatronIsHere
@AnimatronIsHere 4 жыл бұрын
he does this a lot, get used to it
@fritza1163
@fritza1163 4 жыл бұрын
6:02 for anyone wondering
@danielr3310
@danielr3310 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get much anxiety any more, but on these rare occasions where faecal matter hits the spinning rotary blades it's so good to jump into Riftworld for a while.
@ElvinL
@ElvinL 5 жыл бұрын
Dan, rough
@jordigeven8485
@jordigeven8485 5 жыл бұрын
Bro that's the most polite way I've ever heard someone say "when shit hits the fan" ever I love it
@danielr3310
@danielr3310 5 жыл бұрын
@@jordigeven8485 Haha thanks dude :D
@taylerdannan1328
@taylerdannan1328 5 жыл бұрын
When the brown stuff hits the spiny thing
@lazy7279
@lazy7279 5 жыл бұрын
Brown hit spin
@I_am_box
@I_am_box Жыл бұрын
Uncle E: Imagine, if you will… _Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…_ Anti-E: Imagine, if you wouldn’t…
@wjye
@wjye 5 жыл бұрын
My man Jesus getting with the times. Turned water into a Nintendo Switch. Nice.
@youwhatmadeidk
@youwhatmadeidk 5 жыл бұрын
wjye lmfao
@recycled_trash2062
@recycled_trash2062 5 жыл бұрын
Turned bones into a GTX 2050 ti and 144hz monitor with curved edges with LED fitted around it
@Itspapacritz
@Itspapacritz 5 жыл бұрын
The switch isnt a bad system
@beyblademoses5379
@beyblademoses5379 5 жыл бұрын
And for the second coming he put terraria on it
@ozxtouya
@ozxtouya 5 жыл бұрын
@@recycled_trash2062 so much wrong with what you just said.
@ConnerJPINK
@ConnerJPINK 5 жыл бұрын
This man literally used to be bald when I started watching him😂 RIFT ON!!!!!
@itzMeWilly
@itzMeWilly 5 жыл бұрын
Started watching him in 2012. So crazy to think about
@hampusnaeselius
@hampusnaeselius 5 жыл бұрын
True
@rattlock9097
@rattlock9097 5 жыл бұрын
Asmr regrows hair
@user-li2yq3sq8c
@user-li2yq3sq8c 5 жыл бұрын
@@rattlock9097 he looks a bit like Keanu Reeves.
@mostlyjovial6177
@mostlyjovial6177 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-li2yq3sq8c he acts like him too ... Is rift an alternate reality Keanu in deep cover secretly warning us that the story hes weaved is true?
@mountainbikingmemer8978
@mountainbikingmemer8978 5 жыл бұрын
Er:if you want any of these games on pc just tell me Me:oh can I have that one on pc Er:*continues to go through the games* Me:I have been backstabbed I have been tricked and quite possibly bamboozled
@orbitalrped
@orbitalrped 5 жыл бұрын
Lol rvb reference, I love it
@carsoncollett461
@carsoncollett461 5 жыл бұрын
Sarge
@charlesdemers1197
@charlesdemers1197 4 жыл бұрын
Orbital RPED 6
@iguessthatwilldo7007
@iguessthatwilldo7007 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm did someone say back stab? There is a spy creeping around here!
@gabreal.lee2006
@gabreal.lee2006 4 жыл бұрын
@@iguessthatwilldo7007 Skyrim bandits: "Must've been the wind."
@rezopolis
@rezopolis 5 жыл бұрын
28:02 Ok if you can give us THOSE lines without a single trace of smile ...youre a hero
@erlik420
@erlik420 5 жыл бұрын
GAMERS WE NEED INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF GAMERS PLEASE UNCLE RIFT Edit: All hail Burzum
@lucaskincanyon7393
@lucaskincanyon7393 5 жыл бұрын
I 2nd.
@100jecs
@100jecs 5 жыл бұрын
I 3rd
@d.iv.in.e
@d.iv.in.e 5 жыл бұрын
league* and I 4th
@wolfsbanemk
@wolfsbanemk 5 жыл бұрын
I 5thed
@The_Buddy_Christ
@The_Buddy_Christ 5 жыл бұрын
I 6thed
@mohdalmalki374
@mohdalmalki374 5 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it that even when the video game man rage quits he does it in very ASMR inducing manner
@recycled_trash2062
@recycled_trash2062 5 жыл бұрын
Whispers "fuck this game *starts aggreseivly tapping on his controler* this stupid shit i shot him in the head and i shot first *slowly places the controler down* fuck it, im leaving *tip toe out of the room wilst closing the door slowly with care*
@drizzy7058
@drizzy7058 5 жыл бұрын
(Quit Scream) aaaaaaaaa...
@pizzaboy6752
@pizzaboy6752 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@im_Spade_
@im_Spade_ 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@thomasmoriarty04
@thomasmoriarty04 4 жыл бұрын
@@DessertEagle99 window breaks in asmr
@fcnth
@fcnth 5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine, if you will..." At that moment, I fell asleep.
@Jordvl
@Jordvl 5 жыл бұрын
Rift: "But you can call me..." Me: please say 'thelegend27' Rift: "Whenever you need videogames" Me: ;-;
@thegoblet151
@thegoblet151 5 жыл бұрын
You know of the highly secretive "legend27"? That is classified information.
@monsieurnerd420
@monsieurnerd420 5 жыл бұрын
You should play Minecraft asmr again
@CBCsolar
@CBCsolar 5 жыл бұрын
The good ol' days my friend....
@paulybeatz3688
@paulybeatz3688 5 жыл бұрын
Revisiting the old worlds
@tomorchard6660
@tomorchard6660 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching his first vid again the other day
@theatlantinlegate736
@theatlantinlegate736 5 жыл бұрын
Terraria ASMR
@dayanew7179
@dayanew7179 5 жыл бұрын
Minecraft for life
@eliasD4
@eliasD4 5 жыл бұрын
You should make a video called "The Man, man" featuring Iggy Manly
@aaron-crokmay
@aaron-crokmay 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually not a bad idea
@thatreddude8796
@thatreddude8796 5 жыл бұрын
The manly man man
@behzatc.5518
@behzatc.5518 5 жыл бұрын
Unlimited poweeer
@mattmatt1339
@mattmatt1339 5 жыл бұрын
BlazingFury the manlier manly man man
@megacharizardkid934
@megacharizardkid934 5 жыл бұрын
" Muscle Man."
@ermet3514
@ermet3514 3 жыл бұрын
31:07 they way he says Mario shows how great he is at writing comedy
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 3 жыл бұрын
y
@Sansri16761
@Sansri16761 5 жыл бұрын
ER: "Oh, I didn't see you there" Me: Already liking where this is going
@johnmivule-novabow8143
@johnmivule-novabow8143 5 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when the MUFFIN MAN plays MINECRAFT
@UbeGrain
@UbeGrain 5 жыл бұрын
Novabow John Mivule lmao
@sirlionasmr1940
@sirlionasmr1940 5 жыл бұрын
Here he comes, the video game man, the video game man, the video game man.
@Bill_OneThousand
@Bill_OneThousand 5 жыл бұрын
The muffin man?!
@ericflipsandmore527
@ericflipsandmore527 5 жыл бұрын
*skeppy wants to know your location*
@yakumo135
@yakumo135 5 жыл бұрын
wut dus life meen The Muffin man!
@greekbirb
@greekbirb 5 жыл бұрын
so you're the final boss
@CipherVoheim
@CipherVoheim 4 жыл бұрын
21:05 Wow that wave of nostalgia just hit me hard.
@senorbasti6069
@senorbasti6069 5 жыл бұрын
I love ur video case tapping, it's so much calmer and just much more chill
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 5 жыл бұрын
I liked Muffin Man and Comic book Man aswell. But nothing beats the Video Game Man! My new favorite Man... Man..
@mostlyjovial6177
@mostlyjovial6177 5 жыл бұрын
Until we meet the Man Man. I'm gonna say hes my favorite.
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 5 жыл бұрын
@@mostlyjovial6177 Maaannnn... The Man Man would be the Man!
@3xacharm
@3xacharm 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite will always be the ‘nothing man’.
@tangerine2xx17
@tangerine2xx17 5 жыл бұрын
Haven‘t watched a minute and i‘m already much calmer!
@brandino2883
@brandino2883 5 жыл бұрын
Just basking in his videos presence makes me calm
@Deid
@Deid 5 жыл бұрын
same, just clicking on one of his videos puts my mind in such a calm state, and that before it even starts, it's incredible.
@ilnoct
@ilnoct 5 жыл бұрын
I actually would love to see a E.R stream where he plays games
@jordigeven8485
@jordigeven8485 5 жыл бұрын
Same but like not asmr but him just genuinely gaming like he would normally
@myname1899
@myname1899 5 жыл бұрын
What if Ephemeral made a video called The Meme Man?
@sadkeo_
@sadkeo_ 5 жыл бұрын
I’m really early for once. Thanks for the amazing video. It literally came out seconds before me going to sleep
@rey.jazzzzy
@rey.jazzzzy 5 жыл бұрын
_sweet dreams!_ 😊
@monsieurnerd420
@monsieurnerd420 5 жыл бұрын
Ha I get to watch the full thing and remember it
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 5 жыл бұрын
Been up all night gaming myself. Goodnight to you my friend. I shall rest tol
@sadkeo_
@sadkeo_ 5 жыл бұрын
Uncrowned King goodnight mate
@sadkeo_
@sadkeo_ 5 жыл бұрын
rey.jazzy you too
@garfieldpeepee
@garfieldpeepee 5 жыл бұрын
You should do The Man Man and sell action figures.
@buucejuice6574
@buucejuice6574 5 жыл бұрын
Or slaves
@ronpagep6234
@ronpagep6234 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine, if you will...
@tonybalongna
@tonybalongna 5 жыл бұрын
Buuce Juice r/cursedcomments
@n64neo
@n64neo 5 жыл бұрын
tonybalongna explain reddit for me
@TheDude420.69
@TheDude420.69 5 жыл бұрын
Katie Koo phew almost thought you were Justin Y. He’s a person who comments on every video on KZfaq
@coldheartedstudios8922
@coldheartedstudios8922 5 жыл бұрын
ER: *Makes a video about a girl that lives like a scp as she buries your brain* Also ER:
@ruizmaebuired9329
@ruizmaebuired9329 5 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy look like hank from detroit become human
@gamedout793
@gamedout793 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@BassFishing-ce2zk
@BassFishing-ce2zk 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah me krabs
@joeltehguy
@joeltehguy 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine him sleeping and then a guy comes and says: "wake up, lieutenant"
@a03211
@a03211 3 жыл бұрын
Bro fax yess
@sofiafilippi3849
@sofiafilippi3849 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, he phcking does
@blacktraced
@blacktraced 5 жыл бұрын
The Video Game Man: 1:03:58 Me: Half-Life 3 The Nothing Man: 1:04:53
@lokiisbae3465
@lokiisbae3465 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@ragnarokbringer5256
@ragnarokbringer5256 5 жыл бұрын
Every one talks about Half-Life 3, but no one seems to want a Portal 3
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarokbringer5256 I mean, what is there left to say about Aperture Labs? I think pretty much all the loose ends were tied up between Chell, Atlas, and P-Body. What we really need is the epic crossover
@virtual212
@virtual212 5 жыл бұрын
@@endermage77 isn't portal 2 set 50,000 years after half life?
@endermage77
@endermage77 5 жыл бұрын
@@virtual212 Indeed it maybe probably is or isn't, my good lad. Suppose Gordon Freeman and the Resistance crew have to delve into the deepest depths of Aperture while simultaneously trying to fight off both the automated facility programs (on account of GlaDOS would be dead/inactive at this time) and the incursions from the Combine Remnant. They get here after arriving via the teleporting Borealis dropping them off in the secret dry dock from Portal 2, and spend the second act of the game trying to find an alternats escape route after they find the macguffin and/or lose it and chase in hot pursuit. This quest will give them the macguffin that they need in order to decisively curbstomp the Combine out of existence oncs and for all.
@relaxinguniverse8266
@relaxinguniverse8266 5 жыл бұрын
Video Game Man: "Power options: Sleep" Me: 💤😴💤
@benvanderwell7700
@benvanderwell7700 5 жыл бұрын
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS CHANNEL HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS CHANNEL ITS SO AMAZING
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 жыл бұрын
Wait I know! The “Movie Man” who owns tons of blu Ray/dvd movies and movie players
@paddytguitar
@paddytguitar 5 жыл бұрын
Nicky The Greater It’ll come, I’m sure.
@hawkensanimations2516
@hawkensanimations2516 5 жыл бұрын
yeah "testing" papa rift thats what i said three years ago. im still "testing" games today!
@MonaGC.
@MonaGC. 5 жыл бұрын
But what if you are testing in a beta test during a test week?
@gagatoes2940
@gagatoes2940 5 жыл бұрын
@@MonaGC. :0!
@onion5144
@onion5144 5 жыл бұрын
I've been "testing" Skyrim for 8 years now
@sonnyasmr7143
@sonnyasmr7143 5 жыл бұрын
You know rift your videos are usually so well timed for those of us who sleep under the southern cross.
@itsbug8818
@itsbug8818 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly oath
@metamayto
@metamayto 5 жыл бұрын
I love the fact you enjoy Octopath. One of my personal favorites, and it's nice to see it get attention from creators I enjoy.
@GodComplex98
@GodComplex98 5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this video to inevitably be made. Thank you, Uncle E.
@aIkaIi
@aIkaIi 5 жыл бұрын
*_When you're watching this on a Nintendo Switch_* This is already my favorite "Marketing" Man. Not only is he the _Video Game_ man, I mean like come on, VIDEO GAMES. But also love all the Nintendo rep.
@aIkaIi
@aIkaIi 5 жыл бұрын
@@thenamesronni Yeah, same. It's just my phone has been having some problems lately, so I started using the Switch for portable KZfaq OOF
@aIkaIi
@aIkaIi 5 жыл бұрын
@@ElvinL Paid online actually sucks. I like to blame this on the death of Iwata, Nintendo's former and maybe _the_ best video game president.
@SK91NO
@SK91NO 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on Android... Except my switch is what's running android
@aIkaIi
@aIkaIi 5 жыл бұрын
@@SK91NO Wait WHA-
@SK91NO
@SK91NO 5 жыл бұрын
@@aIkaIi hax
@solar901
@solar901 5 жыл бұрын
Clicking of gamepad's buttons was always one of my best ASMR triggers.
@sillythygoose
@sillythygoose 4 жыл бұрын
Me: huh we are two minutes in why hasn’t he sa.. ER: Imagine, if you will Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING
@matthewc5747
@matthewc5747 5 жыл бұрын
He clearly got into his son's video game collection when he wasn't home.
@jace2643
@jace2643 5 жыл бұрын
hes clearly a gamer himself, he needs no one else
@Casketkrusher_
@Casketkrusher_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@jace2643 Not sure he's a "real gamer". He thought God of War III was also on Xbox... says enough I think.
@beshbreaknumber1fan
@beshbreaknumber1fan 4 жыл бұрын
@@Casketkrusher_ I'm assuming you're joking, but I'm pretty sure it was just for the idea that video games were banned for such a long time.
@Casketkrusher_
@Casketkrusher_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@beshbreaknumber1fan You did watch the video? Well I hope he said that on purpose, but I feel he didn't.
@beshbreaknumber1fan
@beshbreaknumber1fan 4 жыл бұрын
@@Casketkrusher_ I'm hugely doubting he messed that up, even if he did its not because he doesn't know about video games.
@GenVK
@GenVK 5 жыл бұрын
*Begin pitch.exe* "Imagine, if you will …"
@HoundSyrup
@HoundSyrup 5 жыл бұрын
*Shows God of War III* “Not sure if this is only for PlayStation or if it’s on Xbox” *Game says “Only on PlayStation” in top right corner*
@fraz3r686
@fraz3r686 5 жыл бұрын
Said kratos was Athenian he was a Spartan 😂
@the0neace962
@the0neace962 5 жыл бұрын
An ASMR video and that’s the only thing to comment?
@HoundSyrup
@HoundSyrup 5 жыл бұрын
@@the0neace962 There were several other things I could have commented. Chose not to do so. Watched the whole video though. Did you?
@the0neace962
@the0neace962 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, watch his videos all the time when I’m either working, drawing stuff like that
@bakester86
@bakester86 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they use "only on x" as a clever marketing tactic for some non - exclusive titles. IE if they have a pre-order bonus that's only for Xbox sometimes they'll say "only on xbox" in big letters whilst not making buyers note its not about the game itself. Sneaky but uncommon business BS.
@-shlurp3743
@-shlurp3743 5 жыл бұрын
13:08 *rift struggles and sweats as he trys to find out how to remove the controllers*
@ropnop4933
@ropnop4933 5 жыл бұрын
You fool, the eternal master knows all, how dare you speak irreverently about him. You mere mortal would never understand the vast expanse of knowledge held in the insignificant body he is replicating, for it is hard for anyone, even for his greatness, to hold all of that knowledge in the mere body of a mortal human. It seems you wouldn't understand, for your knowledge doesn't compare to that of a gorbalon fordonolyph.
@fayyy.6308
@fayyy.6308 4 жыл бұрын
The master has all if us horny and obeying
@Faires5
@Faires5 5 жыл бұрын
*RISE UP, GAMERS!!!* (and go back to sleep fast af)
@DerMessiasderSatire
@DerMessiasderSatire 5 жыл бұрын
YES. Simply yes. This is just what I needed. I am such a damn nerd and this satisfies all my needs. My need for sleep, for relaxation, for company and gaming. Wonderful video, uncle E. Keep it up. Cheerio!
@NightWhispererASMR
@NightWhispererASMR 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t care what I have said before.. this is my new favorite character! 😬🙈
@cara_melly
@cara_melly 5 жыл бұрын
The entity is patient 3192 (might have that # wrong I didn’t check) he is faceless because of getting rid of his features in body modification. He escaped captivity and started to take over the world after the alliances disbanded. He then placed bans and eventually everything and nothing were banned.
@Punkanova
@Punkanova 5 жыл бұрын
Omg just started the video, I am SO HERE FOR THIS
@questionablespecimen4943
@questionablespecimen4943 5 жыл бұрын
All of these games make me think back to when I was a kid, aah it's killing me
@gudgie1096
@gudgie1096 5 жыл бұрын
That switch controller gave me the greatest tingles 🤤
@aaron-crokmay
@aaron-crokmay 5 жыл бұрын
I know right it was like one of the best parts of the video
@serenity3463
@serenity3463 5 жыл бұрын
Hii I haven’t watched your vids in ages but every time I watch them they are always just as amazing as the ones I’ve seen before 😃
@thegreenguy8837
@thegreenguy8837 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when the asmr is also telling me a story at the same time.
@ninelucidmanifestations
@ninelucidmanifestations 5 жыл бұрын
I smiled so hard when he broke the format of the whole “but you can call me...”
@harlekin9368
@harlekin9368 5 жыл бұрын
The Meme Man: Since everything that sparks joy is banned, including memes, a long forgotten form of comedy based on pictures and matching captions, the meme man wanders the vast dimensions of Arkham Asylum to revive those gems of a long gone era.
@italianflamingo4578
@italianflamingo4578 5 жыл бұрын
I love all of your videos keep up the awesome work I check every nigh to see if you upload btw loved the margrets garden video
@tazerfacegaming5777
@tazerfacegaming5777 5 жыл бұрын
this was a great video as always helped me sleep and relax while doing work
@excellgod3520
@excellgod3520 4 жыл бұрын
By far my most favorite asmrtist ever
@klfsmollpp9869
@klfsmollpp9869 3 жыл бұрын
u know he's a true gamer when he walks around willingly talking with NPCs'
@ChromelyChrome
@ChromelyChrome 5 жыл бұрын
This is some really cool ASMR man thanks Rift!
@thekrakenskrak4253
@thekrakenskrak4253 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve started getting chills just by “imagine, if you will”
@pacooftaco
@pacooftaco 5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep watching this. I just woke up thanks a lot ER
@matthewvincello2773
@matthewvincello2773 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a movie man asmr. That would be amazing.
@keithpierce5686
@keithpierce5686 4 жыл бұрын
I really want another Golden Sun game. Also yet another damn good ASMR video. Keep it up ER.
@hordebucket8971
@hordebucket8971 4 жыл бұрын
Just saying iv gotta thank you for these ASMR videos they helped heal my depression. So thank you for making them.
@morganmac1610
@morganmac1610 5 жыл бұрын
"I dont know if this is only playstation or xbox as well" God of war box "Am I a joke to you?"
@justynli3601
@justynli3601 5 жыл бұрын
This is a young man who likes to stay up late playing my games.
@viperdiper4282
@viperdiper4282 4 жыл бұрын
Im more fascinated to listen to the story he’s telling rather than sleeping lol even though I’ve nearly fell asleep multiple times
@greattitan371
@greattitan371 4 жыл бұрын
That Skylanders portal and Eye Brawl brought back years of my childhood.
@mrcrispybacon5277
@mrcrispybacon5277 5 жыл бұрын
ER: "This is what was known as in the 21st century as the Xbox 1, now what one are we on, oh, Xbox 819." Me: "I knew it would get that high!"
@mrcrispybacon5277
@mrcrispybacon5277 5 жыл бұрын
@@taylerdannan1328 Good point, but they did go back to the Xbox 1S and 1X
@kam.yeahjustkam
@kam.yeahjustkam 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats the literal Xbox 360
@pursuito95
@pursuito95 5 жыл бұрын
I'm shook that Uncle E. Is not a Final fantasy fun, he looks like the type of guy that would love it!
@drt3459
@drt3459 5 жыл бұрын
Refering about this video and your ideal world. I am impressed about your creativity. Further I go through your videos. The more and more I will be confused as human being.
@MelMelMel
@MelMelMel 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Rift, it's been a while since we've had another good positive affirmation video. Perhaps with a unique twist. I've always fascinated your ability to sympathize and reach your audience. Your content means a whole lot to me, mostly because I feel like me as the viewer is being taken seriously. Even sometimes it's in a silly, quirky way. Keep up the great work, thank you.
@Pete-wf7er
@Pete-wf7er 5 жыл бұрын
Is it odd that I am watching this in the middle of the day for pure entertainment?
@skull7105
@skull7105 5 жыл бұрын
pete keane not to me alot of people watch asmr whenever
@spidermonkey2903
@spidermonkey2903 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a superhero called “video game man”. Having the abilities to turn into any video game character at any time. Now that will be OP.
@RowanMackenzie
@RowanMackenzie 5 жыл бұрын
*turns into GTA online hacker*
@vivekbarchha
@vivekbarchha 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, this is a great help for those who struggle to fall asleep.
@ivanmikitas8042
@ivanmikitas8042 4 жыл бұрын
This dystopian idea would make a very enjoyable movie or series or even a book
@Levitator94
@Levitator94 5 жыл бұрын
If you like Survival-Horror, I recommend Darkwood. It would be interesting to see you do a role-play for it.
@brandino2883
@brandino2883 5 жыл бұрын
Come on man im not tryna sleep ALL day
@CBCsolar
@CBCsolar 5 жыл бұрын
You have made three comments. Three.
@andrewmly9834
@andrewmly9834 5 жыл бұрын
Motivat0r :5 ok
@jcs6387
@jcs6387 5 жыл бұрын
One day I want to have one of these 'man' videos and the man in question goes "Imagine... nah you've heard this already"
@madeline201
@madeline201 5 жыл бұрын
So long i've been waiting for this
@leendaleendawhatsinmyagenda
@leendaleendawhatsinmyagenda 5 жыл бұрын
ER: I ' playing- Me: I swear if he says octopath traveler I- ER:- octopath traveler *Crying without a switch*
@herdustisverypretty
@herdustisverypretty 5 жыл бұрын
It's on Steam now I hear :)
@jupiter5272
@jupiter5272 5 жыл бұрын
Me:walks into game store* Man:starts scratching a game case* Me:im out
@ricardomejia8665
@ricardomejia8665 4 жыл бұрын
i’ve been separated from my ps4 for a month now and i’m really really really depressed i’ve tried to fill my time in so many ways but i can’t figure anything out and idk how to feel good anymore. your videos bring me some sort of entertainment and peace. thank you.
@shiftah6203
@shiftah6203 5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, keep it up Paul
@ananimeprofilepicture7600
@ananimeprofilepicture7600 5 жыл бұрын
I used to rule the world Chunks would load when I gave the word Now every night I go stow away Hide from the mobs I used to slay They once were terrified Every time I looked into their eyes Villagers would cheer my way For a hero I was, that's what they'd say One minute we had it all Next our world began to fall Away from all that it had once become They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield And hope one day that this chaos and Destruction turns for the better Never a bow in hand That was when I ruled the land It was the creepers and Skeletons Blew down the doors and boxed us in Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light I tried all that I could to stay and fight As the undead roamed the street Families broken at my feet Life itself suspended by a thread Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know that Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know that Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land
@hootenscooten7263
@hootenscooten7263 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@user-tt2xj7hv5x
@user-tt2xj7hv5x 5 жыл бұрын
ER covers everything edit: can we please try and get him to do something clever for the area 51 meme?
@liquidblueyes18
@liquidblueyes18 4 жыл бұрын
you are 6 months too late
@MacNava
@MacNava 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE make this into a book series!
@TheMayonator
@TheMayonator 5 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched an ER video in like a year and WOAH! Loving the new hair styles dude!
@cabzacity8353
@cabzacity8353 5 жыл бұрын
This guy right here is the og of asmr I remember when he barely had a beard and not as much hair and not much grey hair og people of this guy right here like this 😇👌🏽
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 3 жыл бұрын
mf jus came here to comment how old this man is
@trenhleko3706
@trenhleko3706 5 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reeves does ASMR😴🛌
@crazycatclub3203
@crazycatclub3203 5 жыл бұрын
Not even a single add. What a great guy
@rebeccabrand2411
@rebeccabrand2411 4 жыл бұрын
This is such an interesting back story to an RP.
@MattsMovies99
@MattsMovies99 5 жыл бұрын
Fallout 3 asmr gameplay should make a comeback!!!
@Gustavo_Agosto
@Gustavo_Agosto 5 жыл бұрын
Petition for "Minecraft asmr with pewds, only for true gamers"
@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 жыл бұрын
TheGugu That sounds like it’s be mind-numbingly awful
@kronosuber9849
@kronosuber9849 3 жыл бұрын
15:27 Going by this logic, and the pattern of 7 year gaps between console releases, the year these videos take place is 7753.
@madisenfarrar8495
@madisenfarrar8495 5 жыл бұрын
can we just take a second to appreciate him because he is amazing
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