*How to Win A Reality Singing Show* : I was aborted before I was born. I can't speak and singing helps me express myself in ways speaking will never do. I died last year.

No one: The voice singers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

How to win: “My parents didn’t show up to my birth.”

Judge: you’re terrible. Singer: my fish died when I was 2 Judge: you’re the best.

Contestant: I had to eat as a child Judges:........damn

"Reality" singing show: Exists Rami: It's fake

All of the singers in this video are like: “Welcome to my kitchen. We have bananeees. And avocardars”

The Voice has been my dream ever since my mother was 5 years old.

just joel exposing the voice for 16 mins... i like it

This whole comment section is just a pretty entertaining mix of people's experiences with the Voice, people who were born dead and had an oxygen addiction in their youth, and "hehe he said culo."

Why does the second girl sound like she’s singing in cursive?

Contestants: It all began on the day of my birth, for which both of my parents failed to attend...

*HOW TO WIN A REALITY SINGING SHOW* : *my parents died before I was born, my legs are backwards, my heart is non existent...*

No one: Sob story: *sad piano* The reason why I entered The Voice... *sad piano intensifies* is because last year I died... Pretty dead tbh

Roomie: "I like blind auditions, looks doesn't matter, age doesn't matter, it's all about the music" Also Roomie: "why I hate child singers"

No one: The voice singers: i was born at a really young age

A girl from my church almost made it onto The Voice. She’s INSANELY talented and she for sure would have made it, but they cut her because her back story was too similar to someone from the previous season...

Girl singing “let it go”: you’ll never see me cry Girl: *cries* Idk but that irony was so funny for me 😂

singer : i killed myself yesterday so tomorrow im dead judges : *_Crying Intensifies_*

When she started crying her next lyric was “you’ll never see me cry”

So as a kid I had a teacher who participated in the voice of Holland which is the Dutch version of the voice and he was good enough they thought he sounded pretty good but he wasn't allowed to go further because he was too ugly and I was like, that's the whole premise of the blind auditions right

The person who is auditioning: *when I was born I was very young* Judges: *wipes tears Damn that was deep*

SpongeBob: "They're using...... ACTORS."

Nobody: Roomie causally exposing allllll singing shows 😂😂

I’ve been to see the voice uk live several times and I thought I’d share some of the behind the scenes of what goes on: 1. Before the acts and judges come on the audience spends about an hour fake applauding/standing up etc. based on eye colour and unusual things like that 2. There is also a part where the audience is taught how to cheer/encourage pressing the buzzer (this including standing up and cheering during high notes etc) 3. When the judges come on they spend about 15 mins recording their hands anticipating pressing the buzzer (if you watch closely on the shows these clips are very clear from the genuine ones) 4. To be fair to the show the judges seem fairly genuine as they are constantly interacting with the audience in between acts (which takes a while btw) 5. There is also a person who stands by the side of the stage and aggressively orders the audience to cheer (this is why some cheers seem so out of the blue) 6. There is also a makeup and hair team that is constantly coming in and out to touch up the judges (especially for Tom Jones) and a team of waitresses who pour their drinks like they’re in the fanciest restaurant ever which felt quite snobby tbh but they are celebrities so that’s expected 7. During the actual live show I didn’t really notice any auto tune but I suppose I wasn’t really looking out for it Overall it is a very long recording process and is absolutely exhausting as an audience member and towards the final acts the audience becomes less engaged, which i suppose is where they edit in the fake cheers

here's the thing... I auditioned for the voice kids. and I'll tell ya now. no interesting or sad backstory=you won't pass the audition or win the contest. It's basically bullshit. they didn't have a reason to flunk me because of my voice, but they still did because of my song choice, and the others had more interesting backstory than I did. As a 10-year-old, I sang "I surrender - Celine Dion" "Hit The Road Jack" which are songs that are meant to be for contests for my voice range. "You have a decent voice, but your song choices are too old for you to sing." BRO. We didn't drive 5 hours on the way to Manila just to be flunked with the reason of "ur voice is good, but your song choices are old."

No one: My headphones when that one guy with the dj set started:➡️⬅️↙️↘️↪️↩️🔁⬅️↙️↘️➡️⬅️↙️↙️↗️↗️

Contestant: I was born an infant Judges: *Tears

I would love if they put an actual really famous singer on the voice and see if the judges turn 😂😂

The Voice singer: I had to breathe when I was a kid Judge: **tears*

On Let It Go what a “coincidence” they all pressed the button on beat with the song HMMMMMM

”I was raised by a single dad. My mom died in an accident a few months before I was borned.

You can easily win a talent show if you tell the judge a sad story

I can't believe the backpack kid wasn't on this show, his voice is so beautiful!

They're not told to get angry at each other when someone else pushes the button. That's just them being American

Roomie: "ooh I love that accent! is that Scottish" Me: no it's cursive

The Voice Judge: Let's see what you got Me: I was born in a hospital The Voice Judge: *Smashes Button*

Elsa: You’ll never see me cry Also Elsa: Crying her way through that sentence

Roomie pulls off being mean and nice at the same time perfectly 😂

kid: “Respirar tu culo despacito” joe “AYYYYY”

singer : "i have crippling diarrhea" simon: "thats a yes from me"

"I love that accent.. Scottish?" Ah.... shes on Australian Voice so wrong side of the world but close enough

guy singing: quiero respirar tu CULO despacito joe jonas: AHHHHHHHH

Rommie: she might just be a little bit pitchy. Little did he know😂

did the contestants HAVE to choose the most cliché songs ever or...?

"Can't copy strike silence" John Cage: "hold my prepared piano"

10:13 DID THE DESPACITO GUY JUST SAID "CULO" INSTEAD OF "CUERPO" ?????? RESPIRAR TU ...¿?

“Nothing wrong with being gay... I’m not gay” lol I love this guy 😂

How to win reality singing shows “In 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa and I dedicate my life to change this”

She starts crying when she sings ”you’ll never see me cry” LMAO

"You'll never see me cry!" She says while crying

Roomie: I only care about the music Also roomie: I don’t like the way he looks when he sings

I went to the recording of the Belgium edition. There was this guy that was chosen and nobody in the audience understood why. He was pitchy the whole time. But one judge turned around for him and he had such a sad sob story to tell. When I watched the live it sounded NOTHING like what it sounded live. He sounded great and I was so shocked.

when you talk or chat with felix (pewds) do you talk swedish to eachother?

Roomie: he sings a little like joe jonas Joe: *hits button* Ayden: *picks joe*

Roomie appears to be a chill dude. I'll be back for more.

BRUH, thanks for covering this, it drives me nuts with these shows 😭😭 and in some countries they turn the auto-tune up to like 9.4 out of 10, weird to watch

Girl : I'm gonna sing Let It go. Girl : *sings let it go badly* Judges : I'm sorry bu- Girl : Oh my pet ant died 2 years ago btw. Judges : *INCREDIBLE AMAZING! YOU WIN THE SHOW!*

10:40 I love how quick Roomie did 100 cover ups "I umm there's nothing wrong with being gay but but I'm not gay ..so"

"Can she have a bigger voice" *starts singing death metal*

The first girl just sounds like every other girl with a “quirky” or “different” voice these days. But she’s missing one thing: the ukulele EDIT: I’m not saying that that’s not her natural voice (it might be!) or that it isn’t beautiful, just that a lot of girls sound that way.

Am I the only one who misses his singing experiments series?

did-did h- did he just say he’s going to smell a butt

4:00 her accent seems very... inconsistent. She jumps from American to Northern England / Scotland to southern English accents.

How to get onto The Voice: Have a tragic anime backstory That’s it. You’re set

*How to win agt:* 1. Tell an emotional story 2. Shed some fake tears *How to win a blind audition:* 1. Have ACTUAL talent.

I was on the voice of Germany for those pre auditions Here's my expefience: I was casted online and then was invited to the pre auditions. Went there at around 8am. At around 10am was the first part. A capella audition with many people in one room. Many girls a few gospel guys and some others. I sang Minnie the moocher failed and then was allowed to sing chorus of Supreme by robbie Williams. Got to the next round together with a Belgium guy. He was cool tho. Next round, and I'm not kidding, at around 4pm. They had me waiting for nearly 6 hours. 6 people for singing. 4 judges from universal. Sang lucky day by Sasha. Was asked to prep another song, a German song from Clueso called Achterbahn, practiced together with a vocal coach. I sang for them again with that song at around 8 pm and was done at 10 pm. Got through, they liked me. They send me the contracts. I haf to print them two times. Over 400 pages. Not allowed to talk about themm but they were so heavy that I denied to sign them. They asked me two more years to re audition and skip pre audition to directly to blind auditions. Fuck that shiet. Not gonna do that shit again and sign a devils contract.

Contestant: I was born an infant Judges: *uncontrollable tears

“Despacito quiero respirar tu _culo_ despacito.” white girls: OH MY GOD HIS SPANISH IS SO GOOD IM CRYING me: he said butt-

Rami: I'm not a big fan of people making faces when performing... Also Rami: *Stares straight into the eyes of all his viewers when singing.

Voice Contestants: Hello my name i-- Judges: *Damn that's deep*

So basically singing tv shows are largely just part of the generational musical monopoly where winners were famous people doing their talent for years and years

As an Australian, I can confirm that literally all of these people have disappeared...the dj guy went on to win...and has never been seen again...

"I'm so allergic to the audience all standing up at the same time." Fake fans, I tell you.

6:42 "she's my height sexually" - That's Freudian Roomie right there

Title: the voice used autotune Roomie:*mentions autotune twice*😑

"can't copystrike silence" 12:10 KZfaq: well yes but actually no.

What you've never heard of summer city? U know it's fun right?

"I'm just allergic to when all the audience stands up and claps" this broke me. laughed my whole house awake lmfao

I am breathing when i was 7 Judges: *oMg So SAdzD Im cRyInG So eMoTiOnALL gOsH TiSuUe PlS*

Roomie should be a judge, he really knows what he's talking about and passionate about it

Joel looks like he’s 15 or something with that cap.

It's crazy how relatable and funny this guy is lmao

"...which is pretty close to my height, sexually." - my dumb ears

Anybody on the voice: *does something kinda cool* Joe Jonas: O \ / | / \

8:02 funny how she teared up then sung the part of the song “You’ll never see me cry”

I just love your whole personality. You are the perfect amount cutting and the perfect amount humble!

You should try watching Kpop Star Hunt, like the judges are intense and gives you more insight into how the kpop idol process works which is very VERY intricate.

Wow Voice Australia blocked this video in Australia: suspicious

Girl: *visibly cries* Also girl: "You'll never see me cry!"

"Wow it´s a bunch of stuff" JAAJAJAJA omg I can´t with this

No one : kids on the voice : i hit my finger yesterday. Judges : *spam golden buzzer*

ROMIE should definitely try out for the Voice just so he can expose them even more.

My name is Roomie and I’m going to react to The Voice *2 minutes later* - Everything is fake, voice is autotuned, whole show is scripted. Me: nice.

9:16 There's also Ryan Gosling right next to Britney Spears!

I love what you're doing man!

7:37 "You’ll never see me cry" Girl : Start crying Me : 😶

Sam Perry is really talented, but they all buzzed before he actually started singing...on a singing show...

Idk why but her face at 13:36 fuckin kills me like pushing that button is so intense for her ten seconds into the dudes performance

I think roomie would be a really good judge it would be interesting to watch.