The Wahlberg diet

The Wahlberg diet | 084

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The Wahlberg diet | lemonparty 084
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0:00 Intro
0:25 Slim Shady and old rappers
9:30 the real Post Malone
16:45 Joe Rogan’s taste
17:25 the beauty of your hatred
19:10 Ben’s mood
22:30 anti-fat
29:30 diet foods and drinks
32:40 high school classmates
39:30 Jace’s Twitter suspension
41:00 crimes of passion
46:05 the real Stephen Hawking
51:50 bankrupting Jamaica
54:55 Jon Hamm (sad)
57:20 tea and etymology
1:00:00 Big Boring Wars
1:04:16 life of actors
1:10:10 orphans and Jon Voight
1:12:00 her only commodity
1:16:00 the white loser thing
1:19:40 historical relativism
1:21:00 edgy art
1:23:00 the Wahlberg diet
1:27:00 slim Buddha
1:28:00 healthy and normal
1:30:40 Godzilla Minus

Пікірлер: 234

@benaveryisgood Ай бұрын

the bank took everything: patreon.com/lemonparty

@rolon-ew5kl Ай бұрын

LMAO that 60k a month mortgage will need Elon musk to donate to the patron

@thavisanimation Ай бұрын

can you guys talk about how internet + psychedelics = establishment seeding population with invasive christianity and satan and astrology beliefs

@jac1207 Ай бұрын

Holy crap, Ben still has his house, Devon is still drunk, and Jayce is still going to goon later.

@blaynehamilton2120 Ай бұрын

And you're still gay, win win 😁

@Jeff-tt7wj Ай бұрын

@@blaynehamilton2120don’t forget meeeeee ;)

@mberger15 Ай бұрын

Sad to see what they've become

@Sean-no3zv Ай бұрын

@@blaynehamilton2120 and you too buddy. We’re all gay down here

@soupstheman143 Ай бұрын

The real holy trinity

@DRIVEMACHINE65 Ай бұрын

Everytime Ben Avery says the word "monkey" i just hold my breath for a few seconds

@BookerT69 Ай бұрын

🐒

@sapiencephalon Ай бұрын

bated breath*

@bartv9588 Ай бұрын

Ben dressed like young Sheldon this ep

@chickenmanmackenzie3525 Ай бұрын

Young Sheldon would be less annoying to be around

@djcrazy1111 Ай бұрын

the Ben Dillon transformation is entering the second trimester

@BlackJesusChrist666 Ай бұрын

This is my favorite pro NAMBLA podcast

@SteakSauceOTG Ай бұрын

The Marlon Brando lookalikes?

@boutoille_ Ай бұрын

Ida left Devan and is buying Ben’s house with Kyrie.

@soupstheman143 Ай бұрын

It’s pretty obvious why she did lol Christ all fucking mighty the guy can whine😂

@BookerT69 Ай бұрын

So happy for her

@sublimelove23 Ай бұрын

Also to be real, he must have some serious confidence if he’s been able to brave all the constant barrage of dicks just being fired at Ida, I mean she was always in the mix with vaguely rich dudes and you just know they were constantly hitting on her

@NarsilsBane 28 күн бұрын

Did they really separate?

@BookerT69 28 күн бұрын

@@NarsilsBane I wish

@BlackJesusChrist666 Ай бұрын

Ben will fulfill The Whale’s prophecy, he is the chosen one. Mark my words.

@rolon-ew5kl Ай бұрын

LMAO they will need to air lift him to the studio. John and Devon making whale jokes on it

@docwillis1443 Ай бұрын

“These songs can be made by a ring doorbell” LMFAO

@herbdelarge Ай бұрын

Always in my face, talking this and that

@bwyan100 Ай бұрын

You should have some of the hate watch members be guest on the show but something tells me they’re not allowed over at Ben’s house

@jb1996BLOP Ай бұрын

I get the impression John and Joey aren't allowed lol. Conner definitely is though.

@r0000b Ай бұрын

Joey used to do the livestreams with them early on

@sapiencephalon Ай бұрын

Since Ben and his wife Katy recently brought a child into this world, John cannot legally visit the Avery household… (at least without them all going through a highly complex / drawn-out mutual declaration-of-intent procedure via the courts).

@bluearcher1559 Ай бұрын

Imagine John gives your kid long covid. John meets your kid and does the finger wiggle thing "GUCHIGU how cute dude" now your kid has long covid.

@r0000b Ай бұрын

@@bluearcher1559 “long covid”

@user--710 Ай бұрын

I heard Katie made Ben sleep in the guest mansion in the backyard. Sad to see what he's become

@esoteric_erica Ай бұрын

Devan's rants give me life!

@soupstheman143 Ай бұрын

Hell yeah Devon! You got the trans vote brother

@nateo6806 Ай бұрын

Ben's jowls are coming in nicely. Soon we'll have to Jayce's! Good work men.

@liamgallagherrr Ай бұрын

9:48 Devan’s take on Post Malone is perfection

@jaidanm293 Ай бұрын

Ben’s neck keeps getting rounder each episode

@iuploadulike Ай бұрын

1:27:24 Jace visibly getting under Ben's skin 🤣🤣🤣

@williambilloverbeck5244 Ай бұрын

Great catch

@AverageGuyMovieReviews Ай бұрын

I analyzed it several times. You are correct.

@HomesteadFreddy Ай бұрын

Ben deserves it I truly believe he would be capable and willing to report his brothers pages down out of existence

@iuploadulike Ай бұрын

@@HomesteadFreddy idk man that's a wild accusation for some one that doesn't personally know Ben or Jace 🤷‍♂

@Ash-um8er Ай бұрын

Ben definitely spilt coke zero on his keyboard and broke it, also keep the lighting like this

@Ugoogolizer Ай бұрын

Sleeplessly babysitting a supposed adult loved one as they wind down from their manic episode. Unfortunately expressing my frustration will do *absolutely nothing* good. So watching you goofballs speak freely is extra therapeutic this week. Thanks fellas

@troy8423 Ай бұрын

Mom?

@Louie-tf6mz Ай бұрын

Ben is the first man I’ve seen go through the baby blues

@MrConor12344 Ай бұрын

Can’t spell Rubenesque without Ben

@DaveTookOver Ай бұрын

If you guys had Post Malone on the podcast maybe you could save Ben’s house

@georgec5212 Ай бұрын

Can't save Devon's relationship

@romanmanner Ай бұрын

@@georgec5212is that why the Ida Hour stopped?

@RichieDigs Ай бұрын

Ben is definitely in a bad place. In his solo streams he rages hard. But please don't stop, if anything dial it up.

@amandaszymczak388 Ай бұрын

I wish i had friends like these 😂

@gpunk76 Ай бұрын

I hate that he's going through it but this break up will be great for us the next few months. The resulting rage and frustration can only bless us with golden rants.

@banterwithbawden5444 Ай бұрын

On tonight’s episode, Ben eats a Big Mac, Devan considers his lawsuits and Jaycee is likely complaining about something.

@Wouysnxzlagfbr Ай бұрын

**cracks knuckles, pushes glasses forward** Well actually Devon the Oppenheimer music was composed by Ludwig Göransson not Hans Zimmer. **sips Mountain Dew Code Red**

@Decaf. Ай бұрын

"Broken keyboard" yeah ok anyone with eyeballs can tell this was recorded on a green screen you don't have to pretend this wasn't recorded in an abandoned warehouse

@HermydesTv Ай бұрын

Ben is going be 300 pounds in 2 months

@JacksVideoEmporium Ай бұрын

1. Turn the lemon party computer light on 2. Relapse was actually good 3. don’t worry about points 1 and 2 4. Devan is 100% right about Post Malone hype 5. Lemon Party Rules

@telophasemusic Ай бұрын

Let's get lemons! 🍋 🍋🍋 🍋 11:55 a Brian Wilson shout-out by Dev further proves why he's my favorite lo 1:15:38 literally a korean name lol

@Benjaminforrest Ай бұрын

Lemon party 8 hrs a day isn’t enough lemon party

@MosswartChief Ай бұрын

Who knew Ben is so great at slapstick\physical comedy?! His Stephen Hawking bit was beyond hilarious. He is the Cramer of your little Seinfeld troupe, N word affinity and all!

@djdelicato Ай бұрын

Ben going with the vertical stripes, the thiccboi illusion

@KG-jh4on Ай бұрын

These dropping just before the gym are like a religious experience for me

@ckleven22 Ай бұрын

Not a top 5 episode for me, but still better than 99% of all comedy pods. “I know where everyone lives” is still my favorite if anyone cares

@ksagar1030 Ай бұрын

We don’t. Nobody in these comments cares about anything

@delynkirstein2974 Ай бұрын

Ben sure is quiet this episode. Can't even afford to throw in his two cents with the mortgage and all

@HomesteadFreddy Ай бұрын

Remember when Jayce and Devon's separate podcast were reported and banned at day 1 of lemon party. And now Jayce 's Twitter is banned and his brother Ben says "I reported your account until it got banned" and Devon just responds like "yep I know you did Ben" - we all do recognize that Ben does actually think this way right? Like how he gets disgusted by anything and then wants to tear down what triggers his disgust?

@poon_don Ай бұрын

Since about 2017, there'd be a night every few months where I'd be drunk in an Uber and react almost violently to how bad the song on the radio sucked ass. Every time I inquired who it was or looked at the display on the driver's dashboard, it was Post Malone, every goddamn time. No other artist has been able to do this to me though, so I guess that's something.

@AverageGuyMovieReviews Ай бұрын

LP pod ✅ Woo plus ✅ Goon sesh ✅

@farmacana4167 Ай бұрын

Ben is starting to get rtd face 🤗

@KarpKomet Ай бұрын

"It tastes like candy" brief pause "Sometimes it makes my head hurt really bad..." Godzilla Minus one lemonparty review blurb "Very Funny"

@VincentAmbrosioSalad Ай бұрын

Ben struggling to take a breath

@kellypowers9571 Ай бұрын

Laughed all morning at work. I fucking love you guys so much

@reverendfink779 Ай бұрын

i love ben cuz he's a little idiot i love devan cuz he's a little freak i love jace cuz he's a little nerd

@iancole941 Ай бұрын

Cabt waiit to get baked and listen to this tonight while playing farming simulator and eating 5700 calories of mcdonalds

@troy8423 Ай бұрын

You don’t have to brag

@neuro_d Ай бұрын

no baby talk on dudes r us

@sanctifymymusic Ай бұрын

The documentary about the town killing the bully is “No one saw a thing”

@BookerT69 Ай бұрын

Post Malone’s first mixtape “August 26th” from like 2015 is absolute fire

@JoeDeRosasMainDitch Ай бұрын

The reason Ben has been "in a mood" lately is because he has more of the hormone oxytocin in his system since the birth of his child.

@euphoria842 Ай бұрын

Very good.

@oxygenenjoyer1 Ай бұрын

Ben's Steven Hawking impression is just RFK Jr.

@saraseveryn8650 Ай бұрын

What I listened to today: Lemonparty, Chubby Behemoth, Dad Meat, MSSP

@supafun33 Ай бұрын

How tf did Devan break down diet sodas better than any teacher, doctor, nutritionist, or my dad?

@rwp531 Ай бұрын

I’m gay

@sapiencephalon Ай бұрын

well at least you’re not heteronormative.

@saraseveryn8650 Ай бұрын

Gay

@jw6487 Ай бұрын

Thumbs up for the guy Ben

@garliclasagna Ай бұрын

guys i'm still surprised this channel doesn't have a million subs but i guess this means you guys are cult figures? love your work

@danielcarlson2337 Ай бұрын

It's genuinely sad that Ben is about to lose his multi-million dollar house almost immediately after having a child.

@GodsNode Ай бұрын

Love Ben going off on Woody Allen's wife.

@BubbleLandia Ай бұрын

pat-a-cake / patty cake (Community oven, because you were too poor to own a baking oven. This was also a more efficient use of resources to fuel the oven that needs to get very hot, to keep it going for people to use for their dough. You need to put a symbol onto the bread / buns, so that others that use the oven can't steal it. When you display the bread for sale, customers will recognize yours as having a reliable quality. Thus this act of patting the cake seems to be mainly about unique brand creation.) Oddly, reading this rhyme as an adult, makes me think this may also be a vaguely obscured rhyme about the man's role in the act of impregnation.

@jessmartinez539 Ай бұрын

Ben is calm In this episode. I like this ben

@zen_nabu Ай бұрын

Bro you get shaky cuz you're going thru withdrawal from all those chemicals and sugars in the food dingus

@user-lj2gx2bh8p Ай бұрын

Benjamin more lemonparty golf

@LakeMarshmallows Ай бұрын

Ben Gravy

@KingoftheLizardz Ай бұрын

Very good

@crezd5028 Ай бұрын

Jon Hamm Slam Dunk should have been the Episode dame

@specialedclass2982 Ай бұрын

Work finally realized Tuesdays are for lemonparty. I’m not showing up so might as well give me the day off

@Dreadnaught1Aw Ай бұрын

Ben looks like a munchkin version of Jace.

@Sarah-pp1ki Ай бұрын

Ben “he doesn’t look like a dog to me at all”. “What does he look like?” Ben “he looks like a Doberman to me”. 😑

@ChrisBass33 Ай бұрын

Beautiful work boys

@WorldXl_ 11 күн бұрын

That point about snoop dog features is no joke. he made a song with this Egyptian pop singer and 8 year old me thought that was insane

@KGB_5 Ай бұрын

Sad to see what Eminem has become

@moralhazard1 Ай бұрын

These guys are cool and really got their finger on the pulse

@Sesshomaru666000 Ай бұрын

LEMONPARTY DAAYYYYYYYY :D

@funnydonor9484 Ай бұрын

Jace “CRICKETS” Avery

@jeffmunkynutz1568 Ай бұрын

🤣 thats so simple but its gold dust

@russ_sibbison Ай бұрын

Devan addressing the Eminem album cover is exactly why he connects with me. Truly a man of the people.

@russ_sibbison Ай бұрын

And goes on to expose Post Malone... We don't deserve Devan.

@swaynewade7757 Ай бұрын

Ben is 100% right on Stephen Hawking, before he had the robot voice he had some random dude translating all his nonsense words into “scientific genius”

@Jeff-tt7wj Ай бұрын

Taking a picture of post Malones face and your phone recognizing it as a QR code is legitimately a brilliant joke. Well done, Ben!

@capsjukebox Ай бұрын

I think….I think it’s all gonna be alright, everybody.

@Sean-no3zv Ай бұрын

Oh I’m finna goon to this one

@kaysee68-1 Ай бұрын

Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s sister, Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots. 0:34

@proddreamatnight Ай бұрын

You guys were supposed to sing "oh happy days" while Devan was going off 10 minutes in there

@billy1496 Ай бұрын

Ben is 100% Plankton

@retrodripsupport7510 Ай бұрын

32:00 like she was loading a mortar lmfaoooo

@777lufy Ай бұрын

As a guy from a third world country we still know how to party for a cause....but sometimes they get the wrong guy and its awkward week

@duckenomics7981 Ай бұрын

Patreon 👍

@TVPES Ай бұрын

Stay blessed 🆙

@r0000b Ай бұрын

Atv offroad fury brother

@Whyyalltakecheeboohandles Ай бұрын

The new Eminem song is great lol

@notateacher1134 Ай бұрын

I actually grew up with Ben and he’s actually Hillary Clinton, and this is all a dream

@kaysee68-1 Ай бұрын

Being the oldest LP fan, when the mention “Dear Prudence” I’m thinking, “oh the song written for Mia Farrow’s Prudence.” They were just talking about Mia Farrow shit and didn’t connect the dots.