3:51 Check that the lever is in and GAY

We have the best safety vid. We care about the passengers safety and my gloriousness

1:58 here a click everyone else: uhh did a bomb just explode?

2:55 anyone noticed that lady?😂😂😂😂

"please extinguish all cigarettes" 2019 safety videos: am I a joke to you

5:39 The wolf from "ну заяц ну погоди"

Swiss001: *plays like a 0.5s of the actual safety video* Again Swiss001: *talks for another 30s* Don't hate me, love you Swiss

5:53 Sorry I don't speak vodka

5:44 that's a lion indeed

“The pain” “The war” “The landing,that was not butter” “I remember them all” 2:44

Swiss001: So today we're gonna look at some weird videos. *Hmm...*

You should make an official subreddit...

"If the plane smokes why can't you" 😂😂😂

Why does this lady at 3:43 look like a younger version of my science teacher...was she a flight attendant?!😱 Edit: this was in 7th grade and I am now at the brink of 8th grade, so high school basically.

If Ryan air somehow got screens, these are the safety videos they would play

5:01 First 3D and then it switches to 2d? 😂🤣

2:55 The girl behind the guy is like “wHaT tHE f*Ck iS WRonG wITh yOu?”

@2:23 the guy next to the smoker is like why am I even here and when the oxygen masks fall he's like GIMME AIR

3:02 thought that was an episode of the magic school bus spoiler: Arnold drowns

3:30 look a the uploading time xd

My dad worked in TWA along with my grandfather. I decided to share some extremely rare photos of a nose gear collapse mid pushback. We still have two thrust reversers from a 727

“Is that a lion”-swiss001

Swiss 001 : let’s check some dead airline Swiss 001 : Thomas Cook Me: lol

*”If the plane smokes why can’t you?”* Swiss101

The best one I have ever seen is the one that Cubana de Aviación has on their Ilyushin Il-96 Edit: it's the same of Aeroflot translated to Spanish

Fun fact: TWA safety video was realised at april fools

The Polar bear wearing that weird stuff, was actually a sergeant military uniform from the 70s (the Soviet Union). My grandpa was a sergeant.

All of these videos just make me wanna dive...

"Pan am" -Swiss001 2019

5:19 i love how swis001 laughs

5:51 “dbyckyberrrrrrdidiberrrrrrr” -Swiss001 2019

"If the plane can smoke why can't you" *laughing intensifies*

I love this channel because it gives us useful and realistic safety videos.

Swiss001 Logic: If the planes smoke, you can smoke too!

That feel when you're from Yakutia and had to bear with that safety video on board.

1:25 Enimen music Swiss: *"she should become a rapper"*

Swiss001: *judging of Yakutia air’s safety video* Me*: did you know this was from about 2004?

5:39 That's from Ну погоды!😂

Swiss: ok lets start with Thomas cook Ryanair: hold my beer

6:43 WHY DOES THAT MOM LOOK SO PISSED AND THE CHILD IS JUST HAPPY THE MASKS DROPPED 😂😂😂

5:40 это волк из ну погоди

*Demon Child has joined the server*

5:51 LOL TBKKBRRRTCKBRRRKK LMFAO SWISS LUV U BRO

Swiss: "If the plane smokes why can you?" Me: Hmmm..dat makes ALOT of sense!

Aeroflot (or how it named), is a real russian flight company, that still running to this day. they have pretty nice flights, i flied there alot becouse my family loves travelling.

3:39 yeah, please introduce a facecam, i think this Wer ould be funny and cringe at the same time

6:17 Open the window blyat 😂

2:01 That looks like a friggen LEGO Instruction Manual, should I take this seriously?

Me: has a smooth landing after hard landin Also me: Finally I can have butter landing after the hard one 😡😡

When you play rfs pro but Swiss do a video

0:46 RGB projectors and CRT screens, so everyone had to watch the same show. Edit: I was on the same or similar model of aircraft but on a Qantas domestic flight back in 2010 (probably an A310 or A320), which had the same configuration for its in-flight entertainment and yeah, it was like that. Multiple audio programmes, but just one video. We had the in-flight safety video, then the news, and then some movie or two.

The look on that woman’sface 😂😂2:54

4:53 they show them in Russian airport terminals before you even enter the plane. Once you're inside the plane, flight attendants demonstrate safety procedures while accompanied by audio.

Cracked me up to the max!

no one: swiss001 pauses video after .2 seconds: "there is noise"

5:42 this is wolf from old soviet cartoon "Wolf and Hare". Consider watching it, it is very funny.

69 likes but no views😂 Illuminati reconfirmed

React to flat Earthers and their excuses, also suggested it in the Discord

6:13 Pig: Swiss001 safety video Bread: other safety video

Finally someone makes a recent joke about our good old safety video!!!! Thanks, Swiss.

6:26 area 51

3:15 XDDD

If the plane smokes so can you made me laugh a TON

im wanted to change my bean juice stained shirt but you uploaded so it can wait

49 likes 0 views Fvck me

5:01 the Indian accent kicks in😂

plug the cigarette into the mask so you can keep smoking i can't xD

British airways: we will now explain the safety procedures. Everyone: well ok here we go again lol. AMERICAN REVOLUTION VERSION: England: We will now explain the procedure of your taxes. Step one: Pay us $707,717,727,737,747,757,767,777,787 for everything you do every day. American Colonies: HOW BOUT NO

4:46 Cyanide and Happiness XD

4:23 учи русский язык!

Swiss001: mentions Thomas cook in a video about dead airlines commercials Thomas cook: dies just a month later? Me: *mindblown*

Sorry for the late reply. EDIT: like another individual commented earlier, they never showed these safety films onboard. Because there were no LCD screens and the large foldout screen was only used mid flight on long distance flights to show the single movie. Instead, flight attendants standing at the front of each section, would demonstrate how the inflatable lifevest worked and how to put on the oxygen masks. As a kid, I flew in the late 1970s with my family and I can comfirm: 1) smoking was allowed, but they had seperate sections for that (there must have been a lot of smokers!); 2) no LCD screens (I remember when the first laptops appeared with colour (TFT-lcd), prior to that, only monochrome LCDs) so in the late 1970s and throughout the 1980s, people had to make do with the one movie they showed on long distance flights. The one I remember is "Death on the Nile (1978)" *Re: seperate smoking sections* I can only imagine that if someone ordered a 'smoking' seat but they were all sold out, he/she would have to sit in the non-smoking section. Then in mid-flight, when you were allowed to move about, that passenger could walk over to the smoking section to light up.

Hello! Like for good luck.

The thing smoking at 5:38 looks like nu pagadi which is a Russian cartoon about that smoking (wolf?) and this rabbit and its really wierd but I used to like it as a kid

Lmao, "Schwester zero on" (Auto-generated captions)

* Me see the thumbnail * My brain : Nani ?!?!?

I just watched Swiss safety video and this was in my recommended

Swiss001 never realises he is watching a YTP in 4:44

4:27 british airways safety video

0:01 that vid is legit on my left side rn

Swiss001: You could probably plug the ciggerett int the mask so you could keep smoking. Me: THATS NOT HOW CIGIRETTS WORK.

5:16 Reminds me of Soyuzmultfilm 5:39 The wolf from Nu Pogodi

3:03 the only thing that makes water evacuations fun

"Open the window but be blind" - Swiss001

Ahhhhh dragged Thomas Cook by it's weave

Swiss001: smokey everyday

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he’s on incognito watching weird airplane safety videos

I'm almost 60 and remember perfectly the time when I was allowed to smoke on planes. And yes, we had water. And no, I'm not dead yet. And your uploads are hilarious btw

The BEST OLD SWISS001 ever (make video in old style please with white messages on black screen)

No, it turned into a family guy episode at 5:07

Swiss001 uploads video 2 minutes late Me: where are you now Where are you now

oh no not the BA safety video, I've flown 4 flights with BA and that's enough for the music to give me nightmares

You should really make 15+ minute videos...

"If the plane can smoke why can't you" - swiss001

Swiss001 : Is this a lion? Tiger : Am i a joke to you?

2:30 - There's a SmarterEveryDay video explaining why you should always put your own mask first.

the smoking guy : i love pan am me: why the smoking guy : another airline didn't

Also remember that cigarettes and oxygen don't mix. Thank you.

6:14 What The hell-

Safety video: Includes how to fasten seatbelt, seatbelt sign and inflating slides Swiss001: That makes sense.. no need Safety video: Not including how to fasten seatbelt, seatbelt sign and inflating slides Swiss001: *surprised pikachu face*