So for the sun and moon part Uh Umm *what happens when there’s a solar eclipse*

Inuit father: "This is *obviously* not my baby!" Inuit mother: "Calm down, Tuktuk. I drank from a soup bowl, okay?! Sorry 'bout that."

"Ah yes that's why the Sun doesn't have tits." LMAO

Irish folklore is insane too. Some of our favourites are "The man who dies if he gets off a horse", "the four children who become swans and then die", "the child who kills a dog and then becomes the new dog for the owner", "the man who pretends to be a giant's baby to scare a real giant", and "the man who gained infinite knowledge because he burned his finger on a salmon". The horse guy is the salmon guy's son. The salmon guy is the same guy as the baby guy.

Pregnant woman gets bumped into and stumbles backwards "oh no... uh oh *UH OH* "

Teacher: what is your favorite holiday Student: oh the annual bladder fest

As an inuk I love the quote (Inuit is plural) "the paranoid levels of fear required to survive in such a hostel environment"

The “No more fingy foods for 3 moons!” Is my favorite part 😂

The next night “I’ll f-kin do it again”. I think I died

“Yeah well my sister turned into the sun” ... “Thats rough buddy”

Another fun inuit folklore character is the ijiraq, a shapeshifter. It can become literally anything or anyone, but with red eyes. However, it's "true form" is identical to a human being, except its eyes and mouth are each rotated 90° on your face. Yeah.

“If you kill a polar bear” That’s quite the monumental “if”.

When you’re a college student in Delaware and start to wonder if you’ve seen Sam O’Nella irl

Sam: *hey kids* my brain: time for some *D O P A M I N E*

as an alaskan native (not inuit, but still some similar beliefs) i love this. you did well, i appreciate the spreading of this beautiful culture, mixed with your unique humour. 10/10

I remember learning about Sedna in school and I just absorbed it like, “oh okay her fingers are seals”

"Ill fcking do it again" got me snorting pepsi

Pregnant lady: *drinks directly from soup bowl* Child: *Bravo six, going dark*

2:54 The sheer fear in that seal’s eyes after finding a fucking forest of its family’s blown-up bladders is almost too funny to comprehend.

“turns your whole village into a big japanese flag”

NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR *T H R E E M O O N S*

"Don't drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin" "I'm not touching that one" Damn that was so funny

I’m a Greenlandic Inuit!! I’m happy to see this. Sedna is called Sassuma Arnaa in Greenlandic, meaning mother/goddess of the sea.

I’m an inuk and I found this funny, the stories differentiate from different parts of the arctic, but yeah, I really liked this

The goofy’s trial reference, damn.

“don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin” well i know what my mother did...

Sun at 4:32 In the background before it existed

my family is inupiat, we’re kinda disconnected due to assimilation (grandma moved away from tribe after residential schools) and every time ppl are like “haha what mythology do you guys believe in” its just a careful pick and choose because of these exact stories.

Sam O’Nella doing his monthly “I’m still alive” check ups

"Souls don't much care for getting eat." I can imagine.

I’m Inuit and I have the traditional woman’s tattoos on my fingers that represent the Sedna story, so whenever people ask about the tats I have to tell it. 😑 love your videos they are informative and hilarious!

"Closed minded tree dweller" is my new favorite insult.

Am I the only one that thought “holy shit he’s 20?”

"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons"

2:55 I love how the seal is just so traumatized. It’s just like “WHAT THE HECK”

6:02 so what happens during a solar eclipse O no

“Being naked for an hour means certain death” Isn’t that New Jersey?

Sam O'Nella: "Let a 20 year old college kid from Delaware-" Me, a 19 year old: "...He's 20? And look at what i'm doing..."

I love how he just goes “naw I ain’t touchin that one”😂

5:12 after hearing this i would never get turn on by woman Thanks for that sam

Everyone talking about Thanksgiving Sam: Inuits eat souls

"In his defense he was standing right on the pole, so he couldn't look anywhere but south. HE COULD HAVE MOVED!"

I thought I was going to score with a native Alaskan woman once, but, she wasn't really Inuit.

I love how they just go so fast, they fly into space. Like, that's it. The whole rest of the story? All for fun

"...turning your whole village into a Japanese flag by sunrise." What an apt analogy

For the whole “don’t make fun of people’s facial features” myth, if I was a pregnant lady, I would exploit the shit out of it! Just make fun of the handsome people’s faces, so your kid pops out the womb a chad.

If he ever becomes a history teacher i envy every student that’s in his class.

"No more fingy food for three moons" 😂

So he's in Delaware, huh? *hunt him down boys*

Honestly, if my baby came out wearing a placenta as a hat, i'd be the raddest mofo around

3:01 in Brazil that is acctually a cultural thing

I’m inuk and I found it funny that he was saying “inuits” like Inuit isn’t plural already 😂 it’s like saying antennaes 😂

Friends: “So where do you go to school???” Me: Its an institution called, ”Sam O‘nella Academy”

"20 year old kid who's never lived outside of Delaware" Wait was Sam O'Nella one of my previous classmates

this guy reminds me of an old camp counselor. i miss him. he was going to college to be a therapist

I usually watch these videos less than sober and it does get confusing sometimes whether a line is part of the educational stuff or one of the sickest sinister jokes I have ever heard. Great stuff

I all of a sudden feel kinda special being a girl watching, 15% wHERE Y’ALL AT

I'm gonna put a bowl on my head when I'm pregnant

as an inuit man i find this accurate

Midway through the sun/moon story I forgot what this was even about and then you came back around with that.

Do an episode on how stupid everyone in Jamestown was

“They’ve got Jesus and microwaves and shit but that’s boring”

You think that giving a state is vague enough to keep me from finding your location? I will search every inch of Delaware until I find you and when I do, I will figure out what is preventing you from uploading videos and solve it in a way that you find reasonable

The fact that Sam is from Delaware implies that i couldve seen him before and never known

To be honest, I'm still upset about the Swiss Miss packets.

"No more fingy-foods for three moons!"

"not touching that one" goes on to make the Siegmund froud video.

When I die and find out that the Inuit got it right Ima lose my shit

Why are u guys acting like him posting is so strange. He literally consistently post ever month

The Pregnancy rules sound like how to attract a sea bear in spongebob.

This channel is just the best. I've fallen down a rabbit hole and am enjoying the hell out of it

"Ah yes, thats why the sun doesn't have tits" - Sam O'Nella 2019

"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons!" I'm done

On this month's episode of "Stick figure man teaches me about things I never knew I was interested in"

I like the phrase “No fingy food for three moons!”

Hey Sam! These are terrific videos buddy I just wanted you to know that I appreciate them very much. Thanks!

“...turns your whole village into a big Japanese flag by sunrise...” I’m deceased.

“Calling a caribou Inuit a copper Inuit is like calling a copper caribou a caribou caribou. Sure they but look the same from far away, but, when a thunderstorm hits, you better know which one to hide under.” Sam, where do you come up with this shit

You made my day. I´m studying this rn (I study social anthropology) and have an exam on Shamanism and the Inuit tomorrow so that was a great distraction :D

What's up Delaware? I grew up there and just recently moved back!

"...and turns your whole village into a japanese flag by sunrise"

“That’s it, no more fingy foods for *THREE MOONS”* IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER OVER HERE

Alabama must have a lot of suns and moons

I literally love Inuit mythology-

My history teacher was talking about how we English people bombarded the Chinese with cannons and shit because they wouldn't accept opiates for good payment for tea. You know like a drug deal gone horribly wrong And I heard it all in your voice. Something about civil atrocities and sam o'nella that just go together

“dont drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with darker skin” *”not touching that one”*

Just now I released how insane it is that I survived having an umbilical cord wrapped my neck at birth.

Did a school project on the Inuits and this was one of my main information sources

“Don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with dark skin.” *N o t t o u c h i n g t h a t o n e.*

As an inuk (inuvialuit specifically and yes I know I look asian/white) from northern Canada this is pretty accurate and funny as hell! Most inuk and other arctic indigenous people here are INCREDIBLY superstitious and most of our stories are based on life lessons. We have a story about (I cant remember her name) but essentially if you're a kid playing by the water bank alone she grabs you and pulls you in to drown you. We do eat every part of the animal...I dont join in when my elders eat the eyes or tongue of something but other things I'll probs try. Also Eskimo is a racist term in my culture, it means "raw meat eater" which is a term to define my people as uncivilized and is usually avoided among my peoples as it's kind if like using the N word for a more relatable example Edit: Spelling and Grammar

Now I know why the Moon Emoji is often nicknamed “Molester Moon”

Thx for this videos, as funny as it was, i learned some things from this and my friend is Inuit. Now imma scare him by just bringing something up from this video out of nowhere and he's just honna be like " wtf... how... how do you know about that."

Seal: living a normal life literally a second later Seal: is traumatized by flying inflated bladders being thrown at it

5:01 mad respect for using 'goofy's trial'. mad respect.

“No more fingy foods for three moons”💀💀

love everyone of your videos sm thank you

Actually, the self mastectomy of the Malina and Anningan story might be a cross from another variant of a variant of the story where Anningan raped his sister while they were playing like they used to as children. Adding to this, in that variant, she blackened his face while fighting him off (a lamp for knocked over during the scuffle). Also, a lot of these stories were oral, so that might account for some of it (i.e WHY she cut off her breasts; Some versions say she ran off because she was ashamed and another says she ran off to get away from her brother, who, apparently, felt no remorse). In one version of the Sedna myth, it says that her middle fingers 🖕 became the polar bear and, considering how vengeful she can be, it would make sense that the polar bear ("nanook") would be one of the few creatures to go after humans.

Nobody: Sam: dies for like a month then insults Inuits

Please post more videos Samuel, I yearn for your stories

Dude you are so bloody funny. I only recently discovered your channel and have been watching it solid ever since. Why KZfaq hasn’t recommended it to me sooner no one will know.