"There's no where else out" "So we're just gonna keep cooking breakfast" 😂😂😂

The toy horse. Absolutely lost it. Hahaha

the quietly understated "boom boom" is hilarious

The only thing they forgot is that Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t the first up the hill, the “Colored” Regiment was sent up the hill first. The Black soldiers took the heavy losses to get up the hill and then they were cropped out of the news photo. Teddy did a lot of amazing things but that wasn’t one of them.

This one show gives more history lessons than all the shows on the History Channel combined.

The punchline to the Alamo story was gold 😅

"Quen-eese, which means: Who is it?" Haha 😂😂😂😂

"Quinn is? Who is it?" PEW PEW PEW

Billy the kid story: best parts were the “horse” and his pronunciation of “quien es”.

I love that all of these guys are veterans of improvisational performance, so bombed that all their slurs and swearing, belches and chokes, awkwardness and tangents, warts and all are on display. Made even funnier when the reenactments act out their drunken antics.

Love the detailed accuracy with Teddy´s 45-star U.S. flag

"How does Davey Crocket like his pie?" LOL!

That guy hand throws a cannon ball 😂😂😂

The a la mode punchline won the like for this video.

Learned more from drunken history than in school. 👍

The breakfast bit it pure gold

One of my favorite series on KZfaq

Fun fact : cheese is still the most shoplifted item on earth.

Please bring this show back..really Sad covid killed it 😢

does Gagliardi stretch out on the floor in every one of these? i think he does.

I did a research paper on Billy the Kid for college and this is the old story, we know much more now. Billy and Pat Garrett were friends, Billy didn't randomly shoot people and I'm pretty sure he lived to be an old man.

The Alamo is such a powerful story that even this silly (but awesome) rendition made a single tear fall from my eye

Love when they have to lie down

They should have gotten Nick Offerman to play Roosevelt. Legit can't think of anyone else who could play that roll better.

Pat Garret never shot Billy the kid.. in fact billy the kid escaped the law by laying low in a very small town called Hico, Texas and lived until he was 90. The town prides itself on keeping Billy hidden from the law for all those years

Love Teddy so much

I never realized he went out that way. LOL!

The all mighty alcohol best stories and memories ever lol

The Riff Riders....😂😂😂....RIP DMX

8:27 Looks more like rough walkers to me. XD

Alamode 🤣😂💀🤣😂💀

“Quinn Es?” 😂

Moral of the story=don t steal cheese!!!

16:07 Davy “Crockerd” 16:09 great American mythological “lemon”

Billy the kid could sing like no one else... A bit curious to say the least.

Drunken guitar song 10/10

My great grandfather was with the Rough Riders! They rallied in Tampa!

Best comedy on my view)

Wait did he say Davy Crockett was mexicuted!!?

Boom boom boom 😂😅😅I miss this show.

I live in what y'all know as "wild west" and I can confirm these stories

To this day. My friends and I quote the billy the kid segment. Qui nees? Who is it? Who is it?

Talks like Tim Heidecker in Decker!

boom boom boom

Does anyone know the music used in the Alamo story?

Wow! No one plays up getting shot like Jake Johnson!

Billy The Kid (Ominous Horns)

@04:50 🤣🤣 "¿quinn es?

Teddy also killed a bigfoot in a fair fight.

Teddy Roosevelt and the black soldiers of the 9th and 10th cavalry regiments were first up the hill. Teddy Roosevelt was a volunteer and so were all of his men. The rough riders joined the U.S army fifth Corps. who were under the command of U.S. General William Shafter. Teddy was responsible for the rough riders not the regular army.

Gotta watch young guns again

I repeat, TEXAS BELONGED TO MEXICO. And why did Teddy go to go to Cuba? Speechless.

“March Thix”

March Thix

March Thix 😂😂😂

"blank" is semi-accurate, but misleading. You carry a non-rebounding hammer single-action pistol with the hammer down on an empty chamber. The story has been proven to be true that Billy did in fact pull that off, though. So the would-be shot fell on that empty chamber. No rebounding hammer in a single-action revolver = not safe to carry with the hammer down on a loaded cylinder, so in real life, "six shooters" were carried with five live rounds; load one, skip one, load four, so when the hammer was de-cocked, it was resting on said empty chamber. Still true; just wanted to put that out there that it wasn't a "blank" (non-projectile, noise only round) event.

200 dudes in 20 min is 10 dudes a min. imagine the kd ratio on that

😂

kwin ace?

Fargo love.

"Pie Alimo" ... OK - pretty funny!

Is Teddy SAUL???

Canceled for cartoons. Kinda explains the state of the country.

I mean sooooome of the Billy The Kid story is true at least.

Bud it wasn’t the Latinos it was the maxicans the first cowboys

These stories are fun but far from accurate in many cases

I want a great story I’m just so excited to hear when people say indigenous instead of Indians though

I don't give a ding ding there is no way four or five or six or 10 men could carry a horse anywhere what was your grab him by

FFS! Bring this show back!

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥴🤠😂😂😂🤣🤣

I'm just saying this guy's intoxicated he should not be anywhere near a gun

Sam Huston won

I'm related to Davy, sorry, lol. A second cousin of mine, had the last name of Crockett , and related.

@15:57 There's a diary from one Mexican General of the day wherein it states that David Crockett died begging for his life. That it was a pitiful affair. Now, one could say it's a lie (to protect our collective feefees) but I'm much inclined to believe the general's account, for, if it weren't true: how come the diary is kept by a US university, apparently under wraps and its claims are not made public. As history buffs, I'd prefer to know its contents rather than to promote fake mythologies. The producers were granted access to the diary which is in so-so shape. Video and stills were showed. Seems we're protecting our US mythology instead of espousing reality. I mean, we're founded on twisted history made mythology anyway, we all know this. As far as sources go; years ago I saw a documentary in the History Channel exactly about this. It was presented as fact not as hearsay. Somewhere in my mind I'm left with the impression that the Mexican government was requesting for it to be sent back to them as it's part of their history and their desire to counter narratives of false Texas and US victimhood mythologies. Perhaps it can still be found around here on KZfaq.

he died at 21 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid