"The Recycle Bin is an enabler for the indecisive." The one accurate statement in this video.

I love the premise of this video. Can you imagine Bill Gates comes back into his office to find that his front secretary has been gone for half an hour, and there’s currently seven people all crowding around and playing on his personal computer in his office. If this was acceptable in a corporate setting in the 1990’s then it truly was a crazy lawless time to be alive.

"Why is Bernice a better actress than the people worth over $400,000,000 each?" Because they don't give a shit and she thought this was her big break.

I'm glad it wasn't littered with laughter of dead people.

“All software companies are equal, but Microsoft is better than everyone else so I have to screw the small guys” - Bill Gates, 1990s.

"Ripped for The Pirate Bay" That is deep fried gold.

"IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITS" is objectively the most well made, informative sitcom for learning about computers, though I will say this one is an acceptable alternative.

"Triangles..." Illuminati confirmed.

I believe this calls for a How It's Actually Made - Matthew Perry

"maybe I'll get offended and think something's racist" 10 seconds later "which may or may not be a slur"

id watch a sitcom based entirely on windows 10

I have a feeling that the “how it’s actually made” series is going to be another soundsmith situation where he can’t do the content he likes without people complaining

As some with ADD and ADHD I can confirm Joystick Johnny has eaten all of the adderall.

The Nancy document is where the funi is located in all of this

You know it's a keyboard made in America when it's bulky enough to be used as a baseball bat

Jen goes “aww pretty” after clicking to a flat teal background

11:48 I never watched Friends so this is my first exposure to Mathew Perry and I immediately want to chuck him into the sun

RIP Matthew Perry, this was your second best role behind Benny in New Vegas, and I'm proud to watch this as tribute.

"Awkward pimple-faced teenage technology phase."

Therapist: lower case yes is not real, it cannot hurt you Lower case yes: -yes

Windows 95 did not have a real password securing system.. You could set one, though anyone who boots up the computer can click cancel and boot right in. Security was optional in 1995. :P

"It's like that thing at furry conventions but don't like to talk about." *Oh we talk about it alright...*

Man, outdated tech is hilarious, can't wait to bust a gut laughing at the dial-up sound and bursting into a fit of giggles when the startup sound plays

Nancy was the first mistress the lead to the divorce Andrew Edit: Emily too?? Damn Bill

I live for Huggbees roasting Matthew Perry

I heard "propeller head" and emediatly thought of the this that chases you in the first part of hisenberg's factory in resedent evil village.

17 seconds gang, I LOVE this guy

Wonder if Matthew Perry was high on pain killers in this one?

Oh my god, I literally heard your laugh and thought: "Heh, he's doing a Tidus laugh.." And then you said it too, hahaha xD

I absolutely LOVE that more and more people are discovering the Windows 95 “cyber-sitcom” video. It’s so beautiful seeing every person’s reaction to one of the dumbest jokes I’ve heard.

This is going off the rails more and more every second. There are SO MANY characters

"Propeller heads" sounds like a 90s euphemism for "rxtxrd". Even though I know from experience that it just means "nerdy loser".

“Joystick Johnny looks like his favourite game is eat all the Adderall before stepdad finds the belt”

I really hope dim sum enchanted evening calls back

Huggbees, I've had several colonoscopies. I know the whole colonoscopic process. Colonoscopies are a friend of mine. Huggbees, you ain't getting a colonoscopy watching this!

This stream was fucking golden, Andrew. Thanks for staying you.

Now, let's introduce the amazing new feature Plug N Pray! Oh, dear the screen seems to have turned blue.

“Five year plan” and “nancy” are just predictions of his affair with an employee 5 years down the line

I love every few years when people rediscover the horror/magic of the first cyber sitcom and term "propeller head".

Why is Bernice a better actress than the two people worth over 400 million dollars each? I don't know, why does one of the largest and most successful tech companies of all time have an internet browser whose primary use is to download a better internet browser, probably from the 2nd largest and successful tech company? Also, this is probably Matthew Perry's second weirdest role he's ever done, if not tying for first. The first or tying for first is Benny from Fallout New Vegas.

The Nancy document is Bill's secret AI waifu project that he's too ashamed to open up about

“Check out the recycle bin!” *We could put Matthew Perry in it!* 😂

I like how you can see "ripped for the pirate bay" on the screen every so often 😂

OMG, this is probably the hardest I've laughed at any of your videos. Great job, man!

I like to think that this Mathew perry is trapped in every copy of windows 95 just like how Mathew perry is trapped in every copy of fallout new Vegas.

Apparently that phone number on the menu belonged to Microsoft at some point. RIP to whomever has it now.

Omg, I've seen a lot of videos since finally binging this channel, and this is actually one of the funniest imo.

I remember the first computers at my school when I was in grade 3, and thinking to myself "wow, look at this thing! I guess there'll be nothing left for my generation to discover or invent" 😂

I showed this to my parents and they watched it watched it pack in the day, can confirm this taught people nothing.

Ah, Windows 95...... From the midi music to the posterized photos it's nostalgia on 13 floppy disks 💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾💾 (not even joking, it's literally on 13 floppy disks 😂)

Joystick Johnny was also Jam in the movie Detroit Rock City.

Mathew Perry probably came up with these jokes when he had his major drug addiction problem

The internet was really just an extension of the calendar industry. Hence the priority to cats.

I was living the rock n roll lifestyle in the 90's. I have no recollection of this, lol

I can't with that lamp in the foreground blocking Jennifer Aniston's face 😆😆😆

8.3 characters has been the character limit for file names since the creation of the FAT12 file system in like 1980.

Oh, man. Upgrading from 3.1 to 95 was a thrill that I could never capture again. It's the root cause of my existential depression.

I love that the number worked out. We need a video following up on the guy responding

Say whatever you want, but the twist at the end was better than any twist in any sitcom I've ever watched.

Wait so this whole thing was a Microsoft fan fiction?

Jennifer is the only person in history to have seen stock Win95 and said "Oh, pretty." Everyone understood that it was function over form.

Did the restaurant ever call you back? 🤣

Nancy is the reason Melinda left Bill.

This was much more enjoyable than expected

I remember having this as a kid. It was on a supplemental video that came if you ordered it from QVC

They had 37 programs open at a time, how was it not mega slow. Edit - 17:50 I love the **Ripped for The Pirate Bay** message, makes it look so official.

"Moo shu... its very good when its together. Because moo... you know not good and shu... that doesn't taste good at all. But moo shu together... that's an... afternoon delight." Fun fact: Matthew Perry's current net worth is about $120 million.

Considering what we now know about Gates macking on his female coworkers those files with women's names seems more apt than ever.

Watching Mathew Perry tell a joke is like watching Data try to be funny in Star Trek.

more videos like this andrew! really good

“The task bar… like a snickers bar? Does it have nougat?” Dear god…

2:25 Matthew Perry saying "shareware" is such a strange concept and I don't quite know to handle it.

Fun fact: that’s the only sentence Matthew Perry has ever written

Don't worry, 2020s technology is gonna become 90s technology someday.

What’s funniest is that this was made before perry got clean so you know he’s fucked up the whole time

Oh, to be his neighbor while he was yelling, "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DAD?!"

That space cadet pinball table 🔥

"Which may or may not be a slur" I lost it lol.

" wait a minute, two famous actors, who are here on time for their scheduled appointment to do an acting role? that unfucking believable. " well joey thinks so.

how does he manage to be so funny so consistently, the jokes per minute on this guy is just off the charts jesus

Huggbees is just CallmeKevin who never got out of retail and who perpetually wears glasses. Change my mind

What a handsome man on the corner of the video. i wonder what's his role on the cyber sitcom

This just shows that either the 60 year old men who wrote this aren’t funny or that Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry (or the entire cast and show of Friends) aren’t funny

This is the kind of guy who no matter how much you watch him it will never get bored... EVER

I had a dream that Jontron covered this video and got cancelled. I just woke up and spent 10 minutes trying to find out why I *knew* this was real

Johny is a twelve year old who plays with a joy stick A 9 year old at the battle of Berlin could fire a panzerfaust

I knew there was a reason why I subscribed.

Damn he must be scultping glass, he's wearing those cool sunnies

90's tech the growing pains era of tech

This is the greatest reaction video I’ve ever seen

This entire video feels like some form of deep dark explanation as to how Chandler got stuck being a data entry clerk.

The 90’s was the last free decade and I’m glad I experienced it.

That Steven Seagall fan club joke came off so damn ironic, given that even Steven knows more about acting than him, lol.

I wish they still did stuff like this

This is my first time seeing this video 1-8-2024 … I was half way thru the vid when I realized Matt died a few months ago

That repeat the 4th grade joke hit hard

This is just a scathing review of Mathew Perry.

I've not laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you! 😂🤣😂

Forget the friends reunion this what we need a revival of

This video was actually great because it reminded me of the taste of a real wooden pencil.