Linguinii ikr

You should do the movie “the new mutants” I

Better late than never

HAHA

When black Phillip starts talking man that shit was creepy as all hell

Waiting for this comment to blow up

>Implying that Red Bull isn’t just canned baby blood

Red Bull. Gives You Wings. Baby Blood. Makes You Satan.

10/10 well done

We’ve cracked the code, lads.

Why Don’t We Get Ramen People who eat butter by the stick: *yes*

However, Thomasin was avoiding saturated fats and therefore declined to live deliciously. Her body was found the next spring by a hunting party, yet another victim of diet culture.

@@darcym9638 well, witch gotta have good body =)

me casa is su casa, *baaa*

*exotic butters*

It made me remember eren

Me to my dad when he calls me a bitch

@@hayleypaigereviews6744 he means dog and dogs are cute so don’t take it as a insult

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@@yungnash2326 *sweats profusely

Yeah. Not really. She has the pact with the devil because she has no other choice. She can't survive in the wilderness and she can't go to a nearby village as they would kill her(as she'd be suspected a witch who murdered her entire familyandno one would believe her). I don't think it's something like: "You wanted to see a witch? Look at me now, mom!". It's the only way she can survive.

And I also think it was all planned, as they were all vulnerable in the wilderness and lost in their faith. The masculine characters were of no need to the devil, the baby was ointment for brooms to make them fly and the women in the family were supposed to be alive to become witches. Her mother would have eventually become a witch herself, if Thomasin didn't kill her. But in the end, the last women left alive were to fall into despair and become witches.

Not just false accusations is the lack of autonomy, remember the dad selling the cup, nearly everyone but her contributed to her descent and the only thing she did at the very end was accept it. The baby was taken, the cup was sold turning her mother already grieving mother against her, then the brother is taken, cursed, and dies confirming their was witch, the father never communicating or admitting to being wrong keeps trying to take control and patch thing up, so his wife 2 children down and highly suspicious of one understandably loses touch with reality, desperate and not knowing which girl is the witch he locks them all away, we never see the twins after that, dad get taken out by Phil, and mom tries to kill her and she’s kills mom in self defense, with no where left to go her only choice in the entire movie was to live or die.

The idea of both societal constraints and accusations of witchcraft driving people towards witchcraft is constantly explored in witchcraft stories of the period, you are spot on in noticing it. This movie does a great job exploring those old ideas

Negative adolescent self-fulfillment in Supernatural setting

A non witch would admit to being a witch

@@puncherofbread there's a witch *among us*

I think their family’s accusations of witchcraft in their kids got them killed and their oldest child a witch(Sorry I haven’t seen the actual movie!!)

As a witch I would pretend to hex her with my dying breath

mother: witch says what thomason: what

Somehow, i never saw her in the barn....i was wondering what happened when the twins disappeared.

Steven M Attrell She grinded up a baby in the 1st few minutes of the movie VERY bad witch

Oh yeah.

I hated the twins, if only Black Philip that flithy crap ate those twins or something

​@@you-5-iver804yeah for sure

​@@you-5-iver804the witch got to that it's all good

That part creeped me the fuck out. They’re literally singing hymns about the devil and their dad doesn’t even notice…

​@@myamdane6895 I believe the dad turned a blind eye to most things because of his pride. He never wanted to admit he has let his family down and instead would compulsively cut wood to look productive.

Interesting! It would have been easy to cover up. Goes to show that every little detail matters

Anyone whose dealt with goats knows how true her statement was.

Well yes but actually they are Kentucky fried chicken

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@Porridge Boss I AM the goat

it also sounds like something that a non witch would say.

666 likes, witch.

LoL

That's exactly what a synth would say!

Nah

And then he died from the one thing he was good at: chopping wood.

That's true. However, for most of the movie, he's probably the most reprovable character. He steals his wife's cup to trade for supplies and takes a long time to confess even after his daughter is blamed for it. He can't admit the bleakness of their food situation; he and Caleb have to go hunting, but lie to Katherine about it so she won't worry. Chopping firewood is the only thing he can do well to provide for his family. Overall, he's still sympathetic because we sense his vulnerability, and his unwillingness to face his own sins and shortcomings. He wants to be seen (by himself as well as his wife) as a good Christian and a strong "man of the family," but he's actually weak and dishonest. During his last night on Earth, he finally breaks down and confesses all the sins he's been trying to excuse and dismiss, offering himself to God in exchange for his children's salvation. A great character: mightily flawed, but still good at heart.

No f him lol

​@@colinbaldwin313it is interesting how this whole movie is a tragedy of Williams making. I think the worst is that we see witches. I think the movie would have been better if we were left wondering what really caused all of this. It would have been a far more progressive movie if Caleb and Thomasin hadnt interacted with the witch. Thomasin would obviously still talk to the goat and so in, but we wouldnt see the bloodsmearing, the red hood or the flying. The way it is now it just repeat old myths about witches, rooted in antisemitism and patriarchy instead of deconstructing it. Ive seen a similar movie (which name I forgot) about a group of girls in basque country who got accused of being a witch. During the interrogation they tell lies about the supposed coven they are part of to get out of their punishment, but get dragged deeper and deeper until in the end they should perform a dark ritual, else they will get burned. They get so into it that they believe they can fly nad jump of a cliff. The whole thing was just a product of imagination that in the end even fooled themselves (or maybe not?). Obviously the VVitch is a better movie, just from pure craftsmanship, but I just wish the witch would have stayed more ambivalent (as in Blair Witch Project for example)

​@colinbaldwin313 Idk he is the one that forced their banishment. If he didnt force his religion on others then they would have been mostly fine.

Also, Harvey Scrimshaw is a great name.

Yeah. This is a cast of mostly unknown actors. Judging from this movie, they deserve much more fruitful careers.

I really hope his career takes off. But even if it doesn't, even this performance alone is something to be intensely proud of.

Dude needs to play Ishmael in Moby Dick with a name like that.

carlee elizabeth wow that’s a great observation! I had no idea, makes you wonder!

Isn't that what contributed to the Salem Witch trials? All the witch like behavior being from the same bad crops? Aside from false accusations of course.

They were just high on acid then? This is super interesting, thank you for sharing!

@@26muca07 Well no LSD is a completely different compound but they might've been experiencing hallucinations

What?.

I know I hated the mother so much

Y'all just have mommy issues lol

@@drphot6050 plz tell me this is a joke

she’s a good actress, so she did her job then!

I’m friends with the actresses daughter

And killed so brutally.

Les gooo?

@@brightanddrexstudios4120 dababy is the baby 😱😱🔥🔥🔥😳😳😳

I think that happened in lords of Salem. I read the book after watching the movie once.

I liked it. It was nice and made it feel real and with real threat.

Sometimes I like it and sometimes I dont. But that's why I follow this channel and carnage count!

The one liners and puns make the entire video

Same!

That’s why I follow the channel

Thats what seperates him from no name kill counters

@Starscream91 and you clearly don't mean well... shut up. The guy was just giving us additional information in a modest manner.

@@Blarsen780 ok boomer

Dogefan Lego Filmz you really thought you did something

@@bzuku9554 No, not really

Good

I wished for nothing more than to see an axe in that damnable goat’s head

bAaAaAAaaaaaaaa

Jon Konchar I cant stop laughing. Thank you!

XD

I'll guide your hand...

*Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

Well, I’m guessing it wasn’t discovered yet, but this still made me laugh

Yea this is the 1600s, Alabama wasnt a state until 1819

and it probably wasn’t considered wrong at that time

@@lilvanz9550 Yes it was, lol, it was considered Biblical wrong.

Right its hilarious

What were you expecting, a BJ

@@macrabii218 What are you, a pathetic Incel child? Grow up...

Oooh! Burn.

@You know the deal son @krummyweirdguy was clearly hurt by the incel, can't you read?

I wasn't hurt by anyone, I'm just sick of immature trolls

Definitely! I just watched this movie for the first time, and I was absolutely blown away by that boy's death scene! Better than most seasoned adult actors.

Especially Caleb!

i wish i was that talented

@@GeoGamerArtistVlogger I wish i was talented in something

Haven't seen a lot of child actors i see

I mean, the whole film was about when religion coupled with misogyny goes too far and pushes people over the edge. It’s happened way too often in history.

Couldn't imagine living in these times really makes you see what nice pampered life's majority of people in the US have now

@@nataliadoe7126 Yeah. In light of that, it's really interesting that the mother is the most fervent proponent of that religion, as well as that misogyny. She distrusts and blames her daughter more than anyone else in the movie.

@@colinbaldwin313I get the feeling it’s also because she blame her for sam’s death because he was in her care when the witch stolen him so the mother didn’t really need convincing about her daughter

its very accurate im pretty sure in some cases of actual witch trials kids as young as 9 accused people and they believed it

haha and you got it right

@Mourad Ben IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME

not the doggy😔

Great. Just what I needed in my supernatural horror movie. A JoJo's reference.

Alabama

@Jugg 2:12

Christopher Dollanganger wants to know your location

Neymar entered the chat

*Alabama intensifies*

Well thank you for respecting me

"1800 pounds of do whatever the heck I want." "I can respect that." Lincoln commercial.

Likewise, later on, Black Philip did not want to become the main course at the family cookout, and I respected that as well. But he tasted good none the less.

@@acealpine6806 good one

How?

Andrea Saldana you’re dumb If you think this was good

sm0ke you seem bothered by someone else’s opinion bud

@@connoryaps how its a good film

im sorry.. marketing team? like show ads?? please explain.

Story of my life

Lmao

@@sorcellerie *mood*

@@biss5210 DEATH in disguise! 2:12

Thomason: No u

MY CLONE!

The night before this came out, he played don’t starve together with Chelsea

Don't forget to bring a hambat and a torch

@@djbothell3449 Did he stream it or something?

Lan Ru yeah

They're gonna eat her?

Casual illusionist in XVII: -Pick a card, don't show it to me -Ok, done -Let me think, I need to focus... Is it black? -Right -Is it number? ... No I don't think so. -Right, it isn't. -Is it Queen of Spades? -It is... BURN THAT LOVER OF DEVIL!

@@destroyerblackdragon Why not?

@@Petaurista13 Witches don't taste very good. Everyone knows that.

@@destroyerblackdragon No, Witches taste like ham. I like ham.

Have you taught them to sing any Bach yet? :-) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jN-mg5Ohya20aHU.html

Mine are always so out of tune😔

The trees in my area sing the brown note.. *_please get me outta here_*

Is it weird that mine sing in C major?...

The trees in my neighborhood do beatbox

xD

probably she was only capable to study that much. It was why she was bitter cuz she wanted to study other things but didn't have the capacity nor want to put the effort to be consistent. It takes and a lot of work.

Sounds like she is an Orthodox Christian

the bad thing about the movie is that they killed the dog.

Wow. Your teacher is a moron.

Very true

That’s exactly what my English would say

@Austin Batton i loved it lol

Not every good movie has to be flashy/crazy. The Witch is a traditional folklore, so don't expect much Horror genres such as jumpscares.

So like Midsommar but without the first part you said?

Austin Batton why do you hate it?

😆

Don't forget "I'm James Agee nice"

James a chineese

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Good horror movie titel

John Walker Top ten anime betrayals of all time. Number 10: Lightning McQueen kicks Mator off of his pit crew

DON'T DO IT. THAT MOVIE SCARED ME TOOOOO MUCH.

What wait

Yo omg good idea that movie was referring

Lmao

_The V_

The *itch*

The 5 vitch

The c

I said the bitch

So true! 👏

Definitely agree as a catholic. They had no pillar for the faith in their life. Simply what they thought was holy and righteous. Inevitably it became their downfall which I pity to a great deal.

Still don’t get the movie’s connection with Christians and Witches tho. I don’t think they are mentioned in the Bible, not once.

@@surrk1057 Witches were a huge part of European folklore, and much of that was carried over by Puritan families that settled in New England.

Well that ruins it

Eh, witches did worse

@@portalmanHUN Do you seriously believe that the "witches" who were burned alive were actual witches ?

Only in a few European countries, anyway. Most countries only hanged witches, or beheaded them if they of noble blood. Even in the UK, where burning was a standard execution for women, it was only used on women guilty of murder or treason.

@portalmanHUN Witches aren’t real, and never have been.

@@portalmanHUNtrue

SicklyStars Lol

i guess you could say, Friendship is magic *freeze frame, qeue comedic tune, roll credits* im sorry for that

I’m not touching the like counter, but I appreciate the comment

Shouldn't it be the kids ghost ?

@Om Patel why is you're picture a frickin soictica

soictica

@@connorh5335 swastika*

@@Sora2k9 swastika*

VV O VV

vvhat me too vvovv.

vvho else is just gonna spell vv like this for the rest of our life

@@travzss I vvill

i vvill until the end of james a Chinese.

sounds like shes the only realistic one lol

Then I'm a witch

Thomasen*

@@Kimmy0721 Thomasin**

I have a mole on my chin so guess I’m a witch

Is it a mole or dried blood?

Oh yeah.

“Crushed by logs of frustration” is also really unique

@@ryodwun hells yeah lol

monkaLaugh

Sus

You have entered the comedy zone.

Pills here

The 🅱️🅱️itch

Lodged Jaguar786 sounds like most of my classmates would be in that movie. They would all be trying to find out who the bitch is but plot twist it’s all of them.

Son of a VVitch...

Various Very Impeccable Tulips Catch Hares

Yeah this bit made me laugh 😂😂

“Rule #1... there are no rulez...” “Rule #2 this is my spot go sleep outside”

When James said that I lost my shit and my beer😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

13:30 I'll never forget and now I'm gonna check to make sure this is still on netflix

This didn't have to be that funny lmao

Ohh jeez rick, there’s like babies and stuff in this Red Bull?!?

U H O H

@@peepeepoopoo3999 there exists natural flavouring made from aborted fetus tissues or secretions from peri-anal glands of a beaver, so it's possible some of those can be found in one's favoured fizzy and energy drinks

Yes I read that comment too.

*p a n i k*

Ooo, that's nastey.

I won´t even dare to like this comment as it has exactly 666 likes as I´m typing this...

I saw the possible ribs... But I didn't see their heads.

I saw it. Damn you are the only person to catch that. I can't find confirmation of it anywhere else but they are there. Nice catch

I've never noticed that...damn

Yeah but according to the new testament he's supposed to be loving and merciful. Honestly I don't see the father of Jesus willingly sending a baby to hell for dying before being baptized.

@@alicegraham1571 your personality really changed after you have a child.

Thats not our God, our God is a loving and forgiving God. He loves all his creations and does not want to send them to hell.

Something something Old Testament idk

@@UserHasDied not the original Christian god. The new one is forgiving, sure

Yeah, I thought that was clear. I was surprised he didn't have them as dead, because it seemed obvious from the fact they were all flying that they had killed the twins to make that happen. Guess that is not the way he see it.

I’ve always thought that Thomasin flying was a small plot hole. The witch at the beginning uses Samuel’s remains as a flying ointment. I thought that scene was implying the witches needed the ointment to fly. If only a sacrifice was needed then why spread blood all over your body?

@@07foxmulder From my perspective the baby death had 2 uses at once. The sacrifice itself gives flight while the remains of the baby gave the witch a youthful glamour for a little while so she could trick the boy. That's what I thought anyway.

@@07foxmulder Depends on how you read the movie. There's a theory that the rotting crops was due to a fungal infection and the entire finale is essentially the whole family tripping balls.

@@07foxmulder For the thrill of course.

True

There is a website called doesthedogdie.com It is a website that warns you about something that may trigger you in many movies, books, tv series and etc. (not only dog deaths). Not related but it's for people who are triggered by dog deaths and other things, that's it

Yeah John Wick is not in the movie so he can save the good doggo

Mother Of dogs lol vegans be mad

Jojo too

i felt that

Hit too close to home

I didn't think it was very scary.

@@Tengokuchi ok big man

I thought the crucible was pretty scary, in a latent kind of way.

i hated them sm omg they're the ones who turned everyone against thomasin and spoke to the devil. the mom was awful too

@@leena7961 the goat is the one that started it

do their kids. they don't care if the goat is talking. they just go with It

@@leena7961 Eh Wrong! The devil (black Philip) turned everyone against Thomison, because he wanted her for himself (typical Narcissist). The devil was the one whispering in the childrens' ears, (good grief are people really this dumb).

@@davidmitchell1843 Other than adding her to his harem of levitating hags, Idk. But she seemed to be the last hold out, a target that he wanted to come willingly. Seems like he drove the rest of them mad to get her. Maybe it was a metaphor for the virgin sacrafice.

That's not even a horror movie you moron

Damian Prock it’s a joke you moron

i died a little inside when i watched the trailer not gonna lie

@@natalie-cu3to not a very good one, I've heard better jokes from Beast Boy and even the Joker for that matter

@@username172 sucks to be you, after all, you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover you know

Well, Black Phillip knew he was the star of the show.

"and I respect that"

Patron?

@@Ziwiak 10:19 horny

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Lady Gahgahsixtynine if ur part of the patreon u get videos a day earlier

Wait til you see Last Tango in Paris. You'll never at butter the same way again.

hol up

Sussy goat

What is wood

*hey vsauce,micheal here*

Yeah that young man has the most badass voice

Black Phillip's voice is something remarkable

I like it too as well as the guy from candyman woaah

Same actor that plays Finchy in the Office, the UK version not the crappy American version. I think he’s in Game of Thrones too.

@@punkoid76 Yea it is, he plays Dagmer in Game of Thrones. He's the Ironborn that knocks out Theon during his "rally speech" to take on Ramsay's forces at Winterfell in S2. Pretty badass voice so he fit as an Ironborn too haha

God: “Be fruitful... and multiply” Smooth brains: “Being horny is sinful!” God: “What? No.” Smooth brains: “Masturbation is a sin!” God: “He was supposed to get his sister in law pregnant after her husband, his brother, died” Smooth brains: “Sex is evil!!!!” God: “Actually, keep being stupid. See where that gets y’all”

@@lonewanderer1328 I'm pretty sure the "horny is sinful" part is mostly that don't let those "earthly desires" fully take control of you, after all, lust is a sin.

@@lonewanderer1328 Someone never read the Old Testament. Adultery, $ôdomy and masturbation are clearly condemned, marital relations are not. Also, puritans are an aberration of Christianity.

Caer Bannog no you don’t know what you’re talking about. Cause you’d know exactly where to point to when it mentions these things. Stop talking out of your ass to justify your deluded atheism

Caer Bannog Sodomy? Literally sodom and ghormerra and leviticus. Adultery? That’s a man taking another man’s wife or his betrothed. Once again written about in a specific law. Masturbation? Look for the account I mentioned that has the brother dropping dead after he doesn’t finish inside of his sister in law after his brother, her husband dies. You’ll see it mentions that he was supposed to finish inside her for his brother to come back in the regeneration. Martial relations? Sex? Of course not. Marriage is sex and the ceremony isn’t marriage. How many wives and concubines did Solomon have?

PrehistoricLEGO He sounds like he has five testicles. He sounds like he eats cigarettes instead of smoking them. He sounds like his vocal chords are made of old rusty pipes.

lmao

@@starcreeper6660 10:17 hot nude

he is my moms cousin

not joking

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It's just that the monolith from 2001 is in there somewhere.

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