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The World's Best Comebacks and Burns | Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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@Panwere36 Жыл бұрын

Lydia and Evelyn first meeting was one of the iconic moments of all time!!

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

YES I REMEMBER THAT.THE SAME STYLE ,COSTUME,REFERENCES ETC

@irawilliams343 Жыл бұрын

Evelyn was meeting her psychological twin

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

@@irawilliams343 In show her name is Lidia.They bouth (Evelyn & Lidia)sels houses,same woredrobe(costumes),the right hand at the hip,etc...And at the morning Charlie ,when his mother came and saw how they two talk an act "he was baummm"."I'm sleeping with my mother😅😅😅😅😅

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

Mirror images

@williethomas9953 10 ай бұрын

Yes it was!! As was Berta's line, "The only difference between those 2 women is one of them you came out of one of them you going ...!!"

@danishsapra4731 Жыл бұрын

Berta is the best character ever made. So sad she passed away.

@cainandabel7059 Жыл бұрын

the actor passed away but her character will make people laugh and cheer up for years to come

@citizendissidentiv2488 Жыл бұрын

George Costanza is 1 Berta is Top 10 though

@tuicastro4431 Жыл бұрын

@@citizendissidentiv2488 not even close! George was so annoying! Berta was AWESOME, even on her worse moments!

@sachinsingh5100 Жыл бұрын

George comes no where close to Berta...her witty comebacks are pure gold

@mwilliamshs Жыл бұрын

@@sachinsingh5100 nowhere*

@elijahrobinson2362 Жыл бұрын

Conchata was perfect for the role of Berta. Both Berta & Evelyn had mostly great lines but she always knocked it out of the park, even with weaker jokes.

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

What to say ??you are right and just wana send you 👍👍💖💖💖💖💖

@infonut 6 ай бұрын

It's gonna take a LOOOOOONG time for this show to age out.

@msr1116 2 ай бұрын

I still watch the first few seasons late at night before going to sleep. It never gets stale. Another sitcom cast with magical chemistry and stellar writers attuned to each character's personality.

@KT926 5 ай бұрын

"Going in or coming out?" Best comeback ever! You do not fuck with Berta XDXD

@2legit64 4 ай бұрын

Guffaw! Too funny!

@jodiebienvenu9965 2 ай бұрын

You got that right!! Luv Berta RIP

@user-fy4ld7kk2g 2 ай бұрын

Got that right never fuck with Berta

@maxxymrice6200 9 ай бұрын

Evelyn: Berta, can I have some coffee? Berta: What's stopping you?

@gusa8006 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@richardshaw6664 10 ай бұрын

"Not so sexy when it happens to you, huh?" It took me years to FINALLY get that one 🤣🤣

@garywood5882 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@infonut 2 ай бұрын

Dare I ask what prompted the comparison? AND what took you so long?

@ntwenhlenjapha8116 Ай бұрын

The best 😂😂😂😂😂

@AshleighDanburry Күн бұрын

'Cause it happened to you?😁

@duchess_of_petty9323 Жыл бұрын

Berta was SAVAGE. I love her. Evelyn was great, smiling and throwing major shade.

@pf5658 Жыл бұрын

“ A pitcher of margaritas and a cheap gas station condom.” Poor Alan. He was doomed since at conception. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davidjones-vx9ju 7 ай бұрын

aren't we all?

@kunalsarode9233 2 ай бұрын

Imagine a vile vermin mother who calls her son an accident and unplanned child 😢

@user-yi1ib3zt1m 10 ай бұрын

"going in or coming out" CLEVER!!!

@JeffreyGillespie Жыл бұрын

With all due respect to Charlie, who will always be number one, these two ladies definitely were close contenders. Fire. 🔥

@gregorbaby4269 Жыл бұрын

Them fiery redheads

@Izzyduude 7 ай бұрын

The car theft and sodomy line was really good. Rest in peace Conchata, you are missed.

@mikebastoni4490 Жыл бұрын

Berta and Charlie had an amazing chemistry

@davidjones-vx9ju 7 ай бұрын

it was a tv show

@hindenburg1596 7 ай бұрын

@@davidjones-vx9juOk?

@philanimyeni4460 6 ай бұрын

Evelyn's sarcasm is gold 😂😂

@randyscrafts8575 Жыл бұрын

Two and a half men one of the best shows ever. Too bad it ended. RIP Berta.

@kasession 9 ай бұрын

It end for me when Charlie Sheen imploded.

@gl7881 8 ай бұрын

I absolutely loved Berta on the show 😂

@g-man2228 5 ай бұрын

Back off Zippy, you want pillow talk you have to spoon me first….🤣

@Dpaz2009 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

@MsOSheDidIt 7 ай бұрын

Those two characters are so amazing! They really made me scream every time they were on. Berta, rest her soul, just killed me with her stuff.

@benmungai5978 Жыл бұрын

As long as we are discussing dinner choices, why don't you bite me!! 😂😂😂😂 Berta was the best!!

@borgsimpson935 Жыл бұрын

Pitcher of margaritas, and a gas station condom.. Hilarious 😂 Zippy

@martinb.770 Жыл бұрын

The girls, without any doubt, got the much more savage lines.

@cocomojo1858 6 ай бұрын

"Going in or coming out"😂😂😂

@frenchyontravel 9 ай бұрын

Evelyn & Berta made that show extraordinary ❤❤

@JT-lt5gr Ай бұрын

and Rose

@jaythor70 2 ай бұрын

Berta had some of the best lines in this series...and delivered wonderfully.

@genepatterson4375 Жыл бұрын

I just loved Berta, she was the best. No one else could have played that character as good. RIP Conchetta

@Fred-wy4ix 9 ай бұрын

She was one of the reasons as to why TWO AND HALF MEN was so much of a great show. R.I.P and thanks for the laughter.

@favored545 Жыл бұрын

After a long days work I loved coming home & watching this show to bring smiles & joy to my day.

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

Ye,but i look that at evening

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

To sleep happyle

@MrKalyan19 Жыл бұрын

One of the best shows ever made in tv history until season 8

@sylvianolastname6606 Жыл бұрын

OMG! This show wouldn't have been the same without Berta! She had me 😂😂😂😂😂, every single time! "Back off Zippy! You want pillow talk, you gotta spoon me first." 😂😂😂😂 R.I.P my sweet, foul-mouthed, say it like it is, Berta. ❤️❤️❤️

@Kfm7 Жыл бұрын

Berta and Evelyn who where the only ones who could put Charlie in his place . Allen was easy bait for Charlie . But those two had Charlie’s number 😂

@zachsanders4920 Жыл бұрын

You had the scene, but you missed berta saying "might as well take one of these sacks, since yours is empty" One of her best lines of the whole show!

@CannotThinkOfAHandleRn Жыл бұрын

Berta was the heart and soul of the show. Love Conchata Ferrel

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

YES YESVYES☺😅😅😅😅😅💖💖💖💖💖💖

@K.Spade7902 Жыл бұрын

Berta was the BEST! She stole the show. I loved her!

@jimmyhamm6041 8 ай бұрын

6:42 should be advice in every new marrige . This is gold .🤣🤣😅

@ezjohnson7380 Жыл бұрын

I love Berta she was funny as hell

@cinemaipswich4636 3 ай бұрын

Berta must be one of the best characters ever to grace the TV screen. Conchata Ferrell's role of Berta just makes this series a hit. I watched this series just to see her demolish all who got in her way.

@johnsimpson5406 Жыл бұрын

"And lipstick 💄 on his hoo hoo", indeed Evelyn!!!!! And lest any of us forget, R.I.P. Berta, you will be deeply missed, thanks for all the laughs, keep'em laughing up in heaven.

@LexieLPoyser 7 ай бұрын

RIP Berta, best character in this show, bar none

@trevorjensen2706 Жыл бұрын

Berta's spoon me comment just got me! 🤣

@ElChavo1128 Жыл бұрын

After Charlie Left, Alan and Berta were Keeping the Show Up till the 12th season.

@scottlancaster4503 Жыл бұрын

After Charlie left, the show sucked

@ElChavo1128 Жыл бұрын

@@scottlancaster4503 Yeah, Walden is No Match for Charlie. Berta and Alan were The Only Ones Keeping the show up, Not Walden.

@Multi9Shadow Жыл бұрын

@@scottlancaster4503 It started going downhill for me when Jake grew up.

@tomgodheart4557 Жыл бұрын

@@scottlancaster4503 fuckin insane true dude...lmfao

@tomgodheart4557 Жыл бұрын

@@ElChavo1128 totaly agree with you dude

@aprilcouvillion6167 Жыл бұрын

R.I.P. BERTA u beautiful funny lady❤

@niko7345 9 ай бұрын

2:47 his face LOL

@troy1994 Жыл бұрын

The 2 most savage characters on the show no contest

@christopherjongte865 Жыл бұрын

She was one of the funniest character. May God rest her soul ❤🙏

@RossDrum 8 ай бұрын

There is no god. Grow up.

@geraldhighsmith7710 Жыл бұрын

One of The greatest shows ever made

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

YEEÈEEEEESSSS😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@davegoldspink5354 Жыл бұрын

Berta was an absolute legend RIP.

@ericgarringer6911 Жыл бұрын

Berta is the queen they should do a young Berta I'd watch that lmfao

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

Yes,good good idea!!Smth, like "young Sheldon" from "The big bang.."

@holyfrenchfry 5 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME

@WALDENSOFTWARE Жыл бұрын

Back off Zippy 😂

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

A forever famous line

@Homelander489 Жыл бұрын

You want pillow talk you gotta spoon me first

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

@@Homelander489 While a funny one, the thought of it occurring is tough to envision (LOL)!

@RomaroBrandon Жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, Evelyn wasn't prepared for that bus ad line

@smokeylovesfire1589 9 ай бұрын

Gosh, I miss this show!

@brianunderwood7437 Жыл бұрын

This show was not the same after Charlie Sheen got fired. Ashton Kutcher just didn’t have the same comedy genius as Charlie.

@old_school_oldies Жыл бұрын

Zippy carried this show afterwards

@misstrise5914 7 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯

@teressalaughlin918 2 ай бұрын

That's the truth?

@teressalaughlin918 2 ай бұрын

@@old_school_oldies Yes he did he's so funny

@user-mx9fb7wk7y Ай бұрын

True

@joanembleton910 9 ай бұрын

loved this show and all played the parts so well

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

"Berta" should have had her own show after Charlie died appropriately entitled "Berta"!

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes ❤❤❤👌👌👌👌

@Quayd_McMahon Жыл бұрын

0:47 surprised me when I found out that roses father is played by Charlie Sheen’s actual father

@writerconsidered Жыл бұрын

Yes his name is Martin Sheen, great actor in his own right. I knew him before Charlie was even out of grade school.

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

YES, a good one😅😅😅😅

@K.Spade7902 Жыл бұрын

*Rose's

@ZesPak Ай бұрын

Watch "Wall Street", great movie, he plays Charlie's father there. He also played uncle Ben in The Amazing Spider-Man.

@WRESTLEHOUSE Жыл бұрын

The Best Show EVER during the Charlie Harper Years … Once Charlie Sheen was ousted the show jump the shark BIG TIME!!!

@gregorbaby4269 Жыл бұрын

I though that they'd make a compilation of Berta & Evelyn trading insults to each other... Not disappointed though

@xcleezee9597 Жыл бұрын

Berta reminds me so much of my mom!

@59771006 Жыл бұрын

Charlie: Are you kidding me who knows more about girls than your uncle Charlie? Berta: Warren Beatty, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell

@SafetyProMalta Жыл бұрын

Excellent writing

@TXnine7nine Жыл бұрын

Should have called it “Berta’s best hits”

@blackstingray Жыл бұрын

LOVE Berta🥰🥰🥰 RIP!

@selfdo Жыл бұрын

RIP, Conchata Farrell...

@konpsymusic Жыл бұрын

i wish i had a maid like Berta

@markreed171 Ай бұрын

What "genius" decided to add the annoying background noise??? 🙄🙄🙄😴😴😴

@juliecrowder1432 10 ай бұрын

I think God gave us children so death won't be such a disappointment...... best quote and very true !!!!!

@justinmartin1666 8 ай бұрын

3:41 bait and switch ironically enough my uncle said that 😆

@S117M4sterChief Жыл бұрын

God, what I’d do to have an aunt like Berta…

@alexgonzalez2338 2 ай бұрын

Berta and Charly are so legit underrated

@michaelhayes1340 9 ай бұрын

Great show and great cast 😊

@voodoochild5440 Жыл бұрын

Evelyn is the Barney of this show.

@NICKARRIOLA16 Жыл бұрын

6:34: YOU FORGOT TO OUT WHEN BERTHA SAID: "BUT THERE WAS NO ONE BETTER"

@user-fy4ld7kk2g 2 ай бұрын

😂All the actors and actresses were fantastic on Two & A Half Men😂

@rosykawaii Жыл бұрын

Love this show forever

@stevethomas2285 Жыл бұрын

Why TF did they add music to this - so distracting.

@aimilianoskoulouris3195 Жыл бұрын

Might be too fool copyright auto checks

@stevethomas2285 Жыл бұрын

@@aimilianoskoulouris3195 That could be it, thank you.

@timwatson9413 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing !

@TheRealJoeMama1 Жыл бұрын

@@aimilianoskoulouris3195 This is a Warner Brothers video. They own the content, who's gonna sue them?

@gavinelliot3564 5 ай бұрын

Berta is gold.godbless chick.

@midnightcas9995 8 ай бұрын

2:56 This is still the funniest joke in the show.

@giafredrick9611 Жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏🙏 PIP Berta .....always kept it real 😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sprashere Жыл бұрын

7:26 my favourite 😂

@chrissmith6827 Жыл бұрын

Berta is my hero!!!!

@diegosuarez1563 7 ай бұрын

Don't mess with Berta!

@sonyariggs2470 2 ай бұрын

Say what!! This is always been one of my number one sitcoms TV shows... The thing I love about it the whole cast is hilarious even the guest, Charlie's no joke he got real booze on the set, my dude 🍻

@richardshaw6664 10 ай бұрын

Berta was the best thing to come outta West Virginia since Jerry West. RIP...

@omarbautista541 6 ай бұрын

Is so weird to think Evelen and Berta are both the same age

@rohansharma8386 Жыл бұрын

Lipstick on his huhu🤣

@sourabhkarmakar8040 Жыл бұрын

I think it's hoohoo

@rohansharma8386 Жыл бұрын

@@sourabhkarmakar8040 thanks, stands corrected😄

@viperdemonz-jenkins 2 ай бұрын

I love Berta she is quick witted.

@arjungupta4288 Жыл бұрын

charlie family after having pre wedding dinner with mia's family-- alan- well, that was uncomfortable !!! charlie- no no, sand in my urethra is uncomfartable.. that dinner was a freakin disaster!

@melanituta-deur1667 2 ай бұрын

I’ll never get over the favt that they didn’t create that scene in the restaurant. It would be iconic 😂