he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."

I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment

as a south-east asian girl, i have never been so glad to see someone be racist my condolences to the white girls who are not safe from the standards of this thing

he looks like the ladybug from bugs life

"I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*

His face looks like it was photoshopped together.

i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen

My second favourite line from a Drew video is “I was not gay”

This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before

This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him

On behalf of all men we happily accept that Nick "was not gay" and hope to keep it that way.

It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much

Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.

Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.

the way that both danny and drew's faces slowly turn to equally hilarious YIKES expressions at 8:26 is an entire masterpiece

I can't explain it but it makes sense that Drew owns a cat while Danny owns a dog.

"My gf is 18 and still in high school" "Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"

It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.

if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.

Anyone who unironically refers to dating them as "selecting a mate" legit scares me. Y'know, in addition to literally everything else about this guy.

Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.

“Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg

17:35 Drew's ability as a comedian here is so beautifully demonstrated, a great joke to build off of Danny, then a callback to a previous multi-joke, and then ANOTHER callback to the funniest part of that multi-joke, followed up by Danny's joining in accenting that last bit again makes it even funnier because it feels so much more gratifying when you know it too. This video deserves the spot as Drew's most popular video, it is such a great piece of commentary.

I remember I watched this video in front of my ex and he got upset that they were being too mean about Hard Rock Nick. I should have realized that was a red flag

Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment

"The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters" "And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-" Underappreciated line

Especially as someone with self esteem and body image issues, it’s reassuring in a way to see someone less attractive and overall worse than me (and most people) have such an ego. It proves that confidence is a lie and the only thing keeping us from being more confident is our beliefs that we aren’t confident people. If this dirty thumb of a person is so confident, why shouldn’t I be?

I have never felt closer to the 0.000034% of Cherokee in my blood than after learning this man's type is a "pure" American white girl.

I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life

why is he a GTA character come to life

"Like I'm older than you" that got me laughing so hard

As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.

Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.

as a homosapien, we dont claim him

nothing will top the fact that they paid Hard Rock Nick for a cameo to say their catchphrases 💀

The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny

He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words

"they don't like to see you succeed" They just don't like to see you.

several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit

I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man

“Turn offs: non-Caucasian” Alright how do I stop being white

Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.

Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage

this is my comfort video

How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn

’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican

He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.

coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.

"I own 12 different homes but only seem to sleep in hotel rooms"

All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...

i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.

I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature

**Flexes on turning a woman gay.**

I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.

It's been 3 years yet I always find myself coming back to this video

when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts

Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash

His eyebrows aren’t twins; they’re mortal enemies.

My favourite part of these collabs is the synchronized reactions of Drew and Danny 🤣

👏balls👏tugged👏on👏one👏by👏one👏

"I wanna be a dad." Me: "I don't want you to be a dad. Ever."

he was definitely the “where’s my hug” guy in high school

“one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them

4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me

"turn offs : non-caucasian" me , a white female : *panicked sweating*

This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it

As someone who is crying in the bathroom of my school dance, this was a huge distraction and helped a lot.

this video is my roman empire, I come back to it like once a week

If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao

Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time

I keep rewatching this video for no reason. Please help me.

dude is racist, dating a highschooler? and is lying about being rich. just throw away the whole guy

"I need to eat a cheeseburger, because my new girlfriend is in high school" What?

I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh

please i need them do part 2 for this since hard rock nick when viral again😂😂

Things girls hate: 1:Guys who brag 2:Guys who brag about stuff they don't have

Why is he bragging about the fact that his ex's lives all went downhill after dating him? Sounds like he had a negative effect on them

Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video.

This is one of the videos I rewatch every time I remember it, Drew and Danny just have the most amazing chemistry and their videos never disappoint

“I have a 18 year old girlfriend who is still in high school” Also him: “I want to be a dad”

People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.

crazy how I was horrified by this video when I first watched it… and now I come back to it like weekly as a comfort video

I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold

The way he styles his beard, makes him look like a rejected extra from the hunger games

He is the most confidently insecure guy I’ve ever seen

He is actually shaped like a female lion.

It’s time for a sequel

So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?

He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time

oh god the "five years ago" just broke my brain. how did i watch this when it came out when i was 12 and now i'm 17. HELP

ive watched this video about a hundred times and it never gets old

The way he talks about sex is like he never had sex

he definitely looks like someone that would cat call 14 year olds edit: idk why this got so much attention but i do be kinda spitting fact doe i guess

Why does he have all the beards at the same time

i love how drew and danny always cast the other one as the weird one in their sketches

"Why do women date someone who has half my money, half my car" Because they don't have half a beard.

why wont a girl date me 😩😩😢😢😭. *proceeds to bash women about their race, how they look, etc.*

this is my favorite video from danny and drew. i watch danny and drew to help me go to sleep (been doing this for years) but i swear ive been watching this video to go to sleep for no less than 20 nights. i can recite this entire video from the top of my head. i always tell myself i need to pick another one but when its time to actually sleep i always pick it and i have the best sleep when i do. whenever my internets out this is the only thing i watch because its the only entertaining thing in my downloads. i am going genuinely insane.

I cant believe its already been 5 years😭😭 I feel so old💀🪦