kynzi HA.... Best comment

GOD DAMMIT. xD

kynzi FUCK

You won the internet today man.

I can only imagine the wince-fuck black friday (I mean, white demon) sale at his magical emporium of try-hard feminism. I'll take the brown labia mudflaps for my car, please. I love feminism.

Barney TheDinosaur He constantly hears the alarm in his head, and he has to spew this shit to quell it.

you just won the internet. cudos!

Barney TheDinosaur Now that's a thsirt.

made my day

That's what happens to your brain if you decide to stop sleeping. You go COMPLETELY nuts.

PangeaGamer makes sense

PangeaGamer lololololol

I donated $1 to a feminist channel but they only got $0.64 because of the wage gap.

I don't even think about donating to any feminist organisation, because ... ... patriarchy ...

I donated $1 to a feminist channel but the patriarchy took it.

This is officially my favorite comment on youthbe

Not really, smiling needs to be focused on one target

Ultra simp

He has achieved a new form "Ultra Simpstinct". 100000 times more powerful than Goku's Ultra Instinct

Man?

Only if his wife's boyfriend is actually a girlfriend.

Or his own.

wife’s girlfriend*

Haahahhahahahahahahhahahah

Lolzzzzz, boom

Yep agree he is wanting in her bed. selling the male femminasi drivel for profit and trying to get laid in the process.

David Stairs eh, I think it’s because she’s famous/she’s looks like semi teen and semi babe

@David Stairs I mean, she's good looking but I don't usually feel attraction to any celebrity.

Completely understandable.

If it works then yeah I’d say it’d be 100% worth it

best way to put it lmao

Its uncanny how well that analogy fits him.

Loves a bit of linkin park

I feel attacked but yes

500th like

So true

Yeah, he is a nice guy.

*not like other guys

@@mysticalmane3931 I know what I said.

@@mysticalmane3931 I would woosh you but its not worth my time, and im typing this pointless reply to a 3 month old comment.

haha

KitcHEN

Bruh💀

This is awful. I understand its a joke but still.. u r all just making a point of how childish u r .

@LittleRedRhuari RRR ok i accept this . Im just afraid that it might be true because there is this saying that in every joke there is a little bit of truth . So i hope it is indeed 100 percent a joke to u and thats it . Also , im afraid so people are going to take this seriously and it will just add to their toxicity and women hating agenda . Anyways , be careful .

You like your coffee like you like your men? Black?

he probably doesn't like coffee

I like my coffee like my men and women I'm bi.

Incendere flamin'

Karozans Lmfao yeh but also want pussy juice to gotta have both

It will be on the news soon. Hes a white male it will happen.

Soon, he will choose to live as a gay man.

@@misterlobsterman Prison will make sure of it. Matty would get a discount on xtra large hotdogs, delivered personally to his backdoor

Apology video will come out with 1:100 ratio of likes and dislikes

@@doomsday24prison rape is no fun

And for good reason

So I'm hot for Marge Simpson

@@muttgooch Preach it, brother

Damn, it's been a year and now everyone is called a simp :/

I prefer boiled

@@Abejaved damn came here to say that 😂

angelhawk same tbh

angelhawk instantly I want to become your friend

Tell him "I think we should both see other men."

"I dont have a strap-on, I can´t be a feminist girlfriend."

Well to admit it would mean he has absolutely no respect for you, doesn't believe in your autonomy, doesn't believe you can think for yourself, and doesn't think you are a productive and active member of society... So yeah dumping him because he is a feminist wouldn't be a bad move.

and full of cream

Black coffee is probably too strong for him though. He probably likes them the same way: Incredibly light and having nothing of substance.

Pumpkin spice latte?

Nova_Supreme what would that even correspond to?

@@Yal_Rathol mexican maybe?

It actually came first from the word histor which meant a wise man or judge . After that became historein which meant inquire , only then to become historia .soooo... Jot quite right there . Actually Mat is right about that , it used to belong to men only ...

@@67nadin67 No, it's not male dominated, it just so happens to be written with "his" in it. No, history doesn't mean "wise man", that was the Greek word version from thousands of years ago. And yes, the English language isn't the only language out there, meaning that when you use words and how they're typed out to make an argument, you're really just being a self centered uneducated attention seeking piece of shit, like Matt Macfuckhisface

@@67nadin67 "The short version is that the term history has evolved from an ancient Greek verb that means “to know,” says the Oxford English Dictionary’s Philip Durkin. The Greek word historia originally meant inquiry, the act of seeking knowledge, as well as the knowledge that results from inquiry" - taken from an article of the "time". While it is true that this word has a predecessor, namely "ἵστωρ", which google translates me to ístor it does not seem to be considered a direct predecessor to the word history itself. But even if we would assume it was, you only took the one translation that fits your agenda. In the first sense it means "one who knows law", which can also be translated with judge or it can mean "witness". "Wise man" or "wise one" only seem to be the least common translation. Furthermore only Wikipedia listed the word man specifically, other sources just translated it to "wise one" or "one who knows". I can only speculate here, but the translation with "man" could only be needed if we look at the word in its historical context. I don't know if this word has something that is specifically male in it, but it doesn't seem that way. But that doesn't even matter that much, because his tweet is dumb in any way. Just ignoring where a word comes from and saying it has a "he", "his", or "man" in it, so patriarchy just skips over the whole origin and so it also skips how the word came to be. So whether a word comes from a Greek or Latin male word or not, it is not sexist because of a syllable. (also if we start discussing the word human we would need an etymologist, but the syllable "-man" stems from the french "huMAIN", so also no patriarchy here)

@@67nadin67 and what language would that be?

Imagine being so fragile you get butthurt from 2words of the alphabet being in a specific order

All of it bothers me 😭

Julian the Ivysaur, boom that’s a good one.

i was once a feminist, now im woke

Same with me, I just looked up some facts

What's beliefing?

And we all lived happily ever after.

Matty K well. Who doesn't?

Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon fair point

Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon I'd rather never meet her

Joey JoJo That's your opinion... I think she's hot (but I also was in love with the Hermione from the books when I was younger)

If I met her I'd still just try to pretend, be nice and respectful, but in the back of mind know that she is a lizard.

Yeah like another word for acquire right? Like to procure pokemon cards is to acquire pokemon cards... who knew🤷‍♂️

Edgy Atheist Satan is cool tho

Adam B just be sure all your victims are right wingers and they will love you

It reminds me of people who kill a lot of people but then go confess to the nearest priest

Literally*

thats a good theory

Shoe0nHead I’d want some sweet tender loving to my asshole. Lol jk jk. No homo over here

sounds like hes hiding something he doesnt want anyone to know like a few other men who have been called out

But that's just a theory A WOKEBAE THEORY

Agreed

take it from a woman, it really does.

He comes off as a serial killer-type lol And yeah, he makes my insides retract😂

⁠@@ravenID429I am confused as to the mechanics of a hole retracting. Do you get vagina two? Does it just go up into the uterus? Is this uncomfortable and weird to ask? Why are the police outside?

@@oldassaccount9157 LOL I meant more metaphorically but I guess more like...just a sensation of closing up

@@ravenID429 As a genderless eldritch horror with genitalia only described by H.P. Lovecraft and various meat grinder manuals, I understand the feeling of closing up.

Ron from Harry Potter...

N-no! Hermoine is BLAAAAAACK remember! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait what I don't understand please explain further

Oh, for the new Harry Potter play, Hermonie is now black. I dunno.

It's so damn stupid. Just more people trying to pine for the SJW favoritism.

It takes a lot of effort to rape 1 in 5. I feel like I need to mansplain and argue that it is actually rape.

@Jackson Smith 🤣funny shit. Did you come up with that yourself? Just asking

Bruh... 🤣 I wouldn't trust a modern toxic feminist to make me a sandwich. I'm afraid she'll try to poison me and make my death look like a choking incident since I don't fall in line with their Idiology.

Have to admit that's lol

This

Home repairs.

Her dad fixes it with his swords

+the guy who never uploads anything Subscribed.

I'm pretty sure it's indestructible lol. She could sell those with the label "Will not break no matter how many times you throw it in frustration!" Lol

Resvrgam Happens to every one of them

I would believe it too

he will

if its young boys they wont care. If its young girls however. .

Krakenlord Just give it time The feminists will call him a sexist eventually

Ohhhhh that’s even WORSE😂 And it didn’t even work

IM WOKEEEEEE, RESPECT WAMEN.

But does he atacc?

Steven Milare Of course not, only sexist chauvinists do that.

Bardok

Bugs Bunny I fucking loved that routine

"Hi, I'm Matt McGorry. I desperately needed to throw myself into a cause to give my worthless life meaning." What a tool. Fuck you, Matt.

No you don't. That's just as cringeworthy and untrue. McGory could've said it himself. Talk about missing the point, holy shit

RedGeoBlaze dude your my hero

You suck at satire

RedGeoBlaze lol

I like my women like I like my marshmallows... WHITE

TheAres1999 I like them in a Styrofoam cup.

South America?

@@oceanti6791 yeah, a nice Columbian brew.

Huhuehueahahha. !! Boa, garotinho.

Savage, dude....just savage.

I don't know the odds but i'm willing to place a tenner on him being a sex pest.

@@astralbluefish Couldn't agree more, scrolling through his Twitter is almost the same as scrolling through r/niceguys.

@@astralbluefish you mean $7.80 you know wage gap

1 in 5 or 1 in 4 i can barely decide.

Probably against another man

Both?

EDITING

Shelf.

To be honest that video is how I got here.

i was your 666th like

SHE HAS TO SEE THIS

I would buy one.

For real tho

Please

She's never going to get rid of the 480p camera. It's her aesthetic.

As Zanthor said, the low res is on purpose, not just because she can't get a better camera.

her camera is the most successful & long-lasting meme she pulled off since she started utoob

Zanthor Well she ruins the aesthetic repeatedly whenever she is not sitting in that spot, when she does skits.

True. I wish she did all of her skits and whatnot in 480p, honestly.

Dangerous people those greeks. They also knew the power of twinks

@@DeepCFisher lolololol

They also knew gay...

@@Persholm1 I'm Greek and I'm not sure what you mean hahahah

@@tzo3576 She means that History is basically an ancient greek word (ιστορία) so ancient Greek people didnt make it specifically so that it sounds like HISstorty in English (which as a language didnt even exist back then)

Möögöntsör i read that in mr meseeks voice

Lol I did too

The Void That Bites FR though

It has been enchanted so it would be destroyed only when his purpose is accomplished. Which means : destroying the wage gap myth once and for all.

Welcome to today's college education. We won't inform you on two sides of the situation and let you decide what's right and wrong, we'll tell you how to feel and tell you how to think because it's what we said.

If they could think for themselves, they wouldn't need to get a job parroting someone else's words...

You call think that man's an actor? You're far too kind.

Lol, or when you mention genderless problems like social inequalities between the rich and poor, etc. Its either "because of the patriarchy" or "you're distracting from the real issues". Egalitarianism all the way!

-Hark! Stand back fair maiden! I shall defend thee from this vile fiend! -What vile fiend? -This man! He is evil! He is the patriarchy incarnate! He is harassing thee! -Uh, no he isn't. -YES he is! -No isn't. -YES he is! -No he.. -SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DEFENDING YOUR HONOR!?!? STOP INTERNALIZING YOUR MISOGYNY!!! -wuh?...wha? -Shuuuuut iiiiit! *every white knight ever*

Actually, there's not really enough evidence to make the claim that women are abused more often than men.

Po-ké Watch You're not entirely wrong, but you're not right either. Men and women don't have to serve specific roles. If a woman is a respectable soldier, then so be it, she can do that. If a man is an excellent baby sitter, then he can do that aswell. Perhaps you'd see gender equality in a better light if you consider gender equality as equality in opportunity. Obviously some things are different on a biological level. Traditions are outdated my friend, and if i had to oppose gender equality myself, it'd be because i believe in individualism, and in that regard, no one is equal. But even if we aren't born equal, at the end of the day, it's working hard and well that matters most. And everyone deserves a chance at doing what they want so as long as they put in the effort. Regardless, there are rights that every human being, and perhaps living being deserves, such as innocents not being abused. You however have no right to decide what choices a man or woman should have.

o o f

AcTuAlLy It Is ReAl

like fucking period cramps xD

@Elvick *Woman used tumblr rant claiming that all men are assholes and mansplainers*

Woman: sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems Matt: uh, the wage gap? Woman: I’m on my period

Lord Grandpa Arguing definitions is done when you don't have a real argument.

Except that the definition for feminism IS NOT ABOUT EQUALITY. "Advocacy for WOMEN'S rights." These idiots bring up the definition which proves our point.

Violence = words

@@michaelhutchison1972 "To equality with men". The dictionary definition is fine. If all feminists actually followed it, feminism wouldn't be such a dirty word.

More like pretend to be one to get women to trust him.

John D. i think shes hot but because of that i dont want to

@@supercool1312 she definitely is but I like the points she makes, and she's hilarious

I listened to Emma. Whining, pathetic "I'm a victim" speech from a multimillionaire. 15 minutes I won't get back.

tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack I mean you could call your rep, go to a protest or milk the lolz from matt's Twitter

tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack yo... Your pick... Give me names

OH NO MY PERSONALITY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

And open their doors and pull out chairs. Women have been full of privileges for centuries and we've let ourselves become blinded.

Don't women also buy gifts for their boyfriends in valentine's day?

He can't. That'd be cultural appropriation because that's what happens in Japan.

Holy shit... jaja, I totally thought the same thing. Like "Man, you'd think this guy joined Heaven's Gate or something."

There's no doubt at all that it's become a cult. If it ever was anything else.

It’s now transparent that we have no more need for feminism, so now the only thing they have is manipulation tactics. It’s why SocJus in its entirety is like this. You’re correct about some of it always being a cult.

hahahaha! YES!!

I love u

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Gabriel Wagner in modern Greek it’s pronounced without the “H”. The “H” was just part of a pronunciation system we had in ancient times up to the 70s, one being called dhasia(δασεία) and the other psili( ψιλή). In this case, dhasia is being used to crate that “H” sound. We usually put it before the first letter of a word, and other examples that use it are names such as Helen, originally eleni

Another fun fact: the word "human" is derived from the Anglo-Norse word "humeigne" which is feminine

It's been an hour. Are you regretting it yet?

Eli Villanueva two hours, shit I think op is dead

No regrets? Its been two hours.

Eli Villanueva I came back to my comment and realized how proud of myself I am. I regret nothing

majorcinnamonbun yuuuuup

Yea, sounds like a feminist... "I can't be wrong, so we have to change the situation, not what I'd said."

LMFAOOAOAOAOAAOAOA HOLY SHIT DUDE

WAMAN

“Ryan Dill the Red Pill”

Yeah, that hurt my brain. Even seeing the video title, I was simply not ready. I feel dirty in a way the shower can't fix.

get woke

The term bae translates to shit so he is shit is what they are saying

Viper vids gaming plus oh please find an original insult to modern language other than “it’s rude in an other language” like honey we talkin bout English here

*linguistic herstory

Same. The worst part is most of the people reading his articles probably have no freaking idea how much he's talking out of his butt with that statement.

v accurate

He reminds me of myself when I discovered libertarianism. I was a little to enthusiastic and annoying about it at first, like I had some kind of esoteric knowledge that the world needed to know. Finally my friends and family had to tell me to shut the fuck up.

capitancoolo1 Lol! I think it comes down to when we embrace the new worldview or take up any deep Revelation in life we can get a little too enthusiastic and egotistical! Lol! The important take away from all this is humility!

I think you hit the nail on the head right there. Its another indication that feminism is a religion now

manofonetitle Lol! Yeah!

In Spanish it's still HIStoria, and it's not gendered at all.

In Korean it's 역사 (yeoksa) which breaks down to "annals of the past", so it's literally as far as gendered as it can possibly get.

The same in Polish - Historia. "His" means nothing.

It is almost like the word "story" comes from the word "history" rather than other way around.

Moreover, the Polish "Historia" has feminine grammatical gender, but it still means nothing, it's just grammar.

@@jeanmichellelaurent this is the best comment ever

Why the fuck are you dissing cars?

*And* pets? Like wtf?!

It's still male though, actually. The "tor" in it means "man who does something". History originally meant "male storyteller". The female version would be histrixy. Goes to show though how shallow a lot of feminist activists' knowledge about the issue actually is. If they knew their shit, they'd protest the "tor" not the "his". But that's not quite as intuitive to American feminists...

@@leahsander5490 still, in portuguese is said historia and "his" is "dele", that means is impossible to opress in portuguese speaking countries? Thats anglophocentric bullshit

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