"you were in your thirtieeeeees" had no right to sound so good you sound like a princess why do people keep liking my comment i dont need 20k people liking it

All I need to know is that she asked literal CHILDREN “what’s ur fav position” that’s SICK

"You were in your thirties". 😭🤣😭🤣

“I was grooming children but I’m not in the wrong it’s the children” 🎶🎶🎶🎶

She actually feels like she’s been attacked 💀

This harmony made me realize that each phrase of Colleen's original "song" is like a four-bar long repetition of a single note

"I'm not a groomer I'm just a loser" 💀💀💀something a pedo would say

“I don’t like something you did in your past” Is different to “I don’t like the fact you groomed children”

Just gonna take this opportunity to say that Gabi has an incredible voice

She really pulled out ukulele and was likr "toxic gossip train"

She's right about how toxic gossip and misinformation and "cancel culture" and lies can destroy people/reputation. But GIRL, not in this context. She was actually grooming children through a group chat 💀

“admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout” *insert photo with 7 year old boy’s hand down her pants*

Colleen's video is the biggest modern-day example of the Streisand Effect that I can think of. Her uploading that video actively made her situation worse because people who have never heard of her sure as hell know who she is now.

this is my favorite broadway musical

Colleen’s video has “millennial theatre adult who plays ukulele in their indie folk band and is also stuck in 2012 and cant escape” written all over it.

She didn’t even apologize she just denied everything in a song

Remember when that woman freaked out over millennials not being "young and cool" anymore so she wrote a song about parting her hair and skinny jeans? This Colleen thing feels like that, only grooming instead of screaming at mortality lol

I’M SO GLAD YOU CLIPPED THIS

love the way u outslayed her with ease

You know there are billions and billions of cells and neurons working on each part of her brain, and non of them came to the thought "wtf are we doing"

She basically just turned this into a Broadway musical.

These aren’t things that she was “exposed” for doing. She PUBLICLY made a children’s book with some QUESTIONABLE things down there -

Bro she literally had a child put their hands down her pants

We need an apology video for the apology video 💀💀💀

Gabi for real out here giving the ukulele tabs. Absolutely goated

The way you figured out the cords so quick blew my mind. Also you sang it way better than she did

“Hiding behind your screen” honey everyone would say this to your face if we had the opportunity to

I hate that people say “her apology” she definitely did not apologize.

can we appreciate the amazing VOICE gabi has?! Like slay queen ✨ - unlike colleen

oh gabi definitelyyyy picked this part of the video to make into a short, just to show off her voice 😌😉 and well done queen! it's deserved!

You should’ve said “you were in your 30s sending panties to tweens”

I didn't know "rumors made up for clout" meant well documented, repetitive inappropriate discussions with minors you already admitted to like 4 years ago

The aggressive eyes looking back and forth 😂 👀 by the way. You sing beautifully 🥰

I need you to know that I was in the floor CRYING when you did this 😂

I'm so tired of people saying victims are doing it for clout when they are literally being dragged and harassed and sent death threats for speaking up. She is the literal worst.

I just watched a 22 minute video about a 10 minute video and I still can’t imagine sitting through that whole 10 minutes myself

Gabi kinda sounds like twilight sparkle 🤭

She also made fun of Trisha paytas body and sent a 14 year old an explicit picture of Trisha I still can't believe people still support her 😮‍💨😒

“You were in your thirties” still fuckin hits

The fact that she is going after people for using her song is just the icing on the shit cake she’s serving for herself.

LIKE the last you were in your thirties was SO PERFECT

and whats dcary is if u go in the comment section youll see so many people supporting her. its disgusting

I like how one half of her video is saying everything is false and the other half is her saying it was stuff in her past basically admitting to it lol.

The fact that your voice is so much better than hers + your cute lil "Who is it?!" sounded so genuine, like it's definitely sounding like it could actually be a musical.

This part killed me 💀 but the vocals! ❤

Disney sound different

« the toxic gossip train » is my new expression rn

Can we just take the fact that this is a literal Disney princess movie come out right now?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

lol she turned it into a musical number

She literally sent Trisha Paytas' nudes to a 14 year old unsolicited and made fun of her nudes. Trisha made a video on the subject 😢

Also she let her creepy brother message the kids that she also messaged creepily~~~

I know the story but can someone give me ALL the details pls😊

CAN WE GET A FULL STUDIO EDIT PLZ 🙏

She looks like the evil girl from sleepaway camp .. and it scares me 😂 her evil stare and everytbing

I hate how toxic gossip train actually slaps tho

Bruh someone put this song on a presentation in class, god help americas youth💀💀💀

I don't think influencers understand the difference between being held accountable and being truly canceled because nobody is ever truly canceled. It's literally not a thing. Every single person who has ever complained about being canceled has come back- James Charles, Keemstar, Tati, Gabbi Hannah, Shane Dawson, Jeffrey Star, etc. I bet there's at least half a dozen that I didn't even know had drama that I've complained about this. The only person who has ever called out and then left the internet and never returned was Jenna marbles and that was her own personal decision, nobody canceled her, nobody ran her off the internet. People like to cry wolf by saying that being called out for literal crimes, against children no less, is just mean-spirited cancelation.

Why is she accusing people of making stuff up for clout when there's actual physical evidence and proof of what she's done 😂

She was in her 🌸 thirties🤮🤮 hit different😂

"Toxic Gossip Train (In Your 30's) Animatic" 💀

So Gabi has the perfect Disney princess singing voice! 🤩

i'm so glad this was clipped, ngl my takeaway from the video was "just when i thought colleen couldn't stoop any lower ... also that duet ATE"

"You shouldn't talk to kids in your thirties!" Teachers: "I'm sorry... what?"

She’s saying that she didn’t do anything but then says “Harass me about things I did in the past” like girly is switching the story up 😭

i know this is old but am i the only person who thinks colleen’s video is lowkey terrifying

"Well why not?" "Who is it?" Just sounded so cute

I wonder how she would feel about an adult talking to her kids in secret; doubt a flip little ukulele song would be a remedy.

I swear, her entire “apology” video was a complete waste of brain cells lmao 😂

Anyone else bothered by Colleen’s filtered softened face? I can’t stop staring

I LOVE that this song is becoming a meme 😂

This is the duet nobody knew we needed

Toxic gossip train reminded me of the guy who did the Nair thing when he song that song 😭

Now we know she was preparing for the bad things to come out like sending only fans content of a so called friend to minors

Its insane how she's saying "uwu pwease don't buwwy me 🥺" because we're mad that she groomed children and forced one into free labor. Edit: IN HER FUCKING THIRTIES THIS ISN'T LIKE CARSON BEING 19 AND DATING A 17 YEAR OLD

The blurring filter on her face 💀

the most annoying things about her not an apology video are her foundation doesn’t match her and it’s not blended down her neck. i’m sure what she’s saying is probably worse than that but i can’t concentrate long enough to know what that is

Lol it’s so funny to me that Colleen sees herself as the victim here because she got consequences to her actions.

why'd you actually just sound so much better i need a full cover

Imagine the roles being reversed. Instant jail time. But to make a video attacking everyone else would essentially be the death penalty for a bloke.

“Traaaaaaaaaain” I’m dying for your voice

“you were in your thirtiiieeessss” 🔥

Voice of a Disney princess

Didn’t have to eat her up like that on her own “song” Omg🤣🤣💀

She has children CHILDREN

YOOO WHAT I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST RACIST OR STUPID OR SOMETHING SHE'S A PREDATOR?? OH MY GOD THIS WOMAN HAS HER OWN CHILDREN AND YOU'RE TELLING ME-

Might have to redo this song like the Red Dress song 😂😂😂😂

The fact that she thinks this was some giant organized attack on her when 80% of the internet forgot she existed up until now.

Let's also not forget her many jokes about GRAPE and when she laughed telling a story so casually about hurting her dog as a kid and the dog had to be put down when the dog bit her from her hitting her dog. She has always been me mentally unwell and I feel bad that her kids have her as a mother

awesome

Cant wait for another apology song to drop, this is fire. I suggest a song about where all the money she receives from her "cancer charity fundraiser" is funneled too 🎉

bro really said "I'm the victim" 💀💀💀

Miranda has to be arrested it’s not okay what she did

The way she sings that first “you were in your thirties” combined with the sound of the song building up sounds so freaking good. Edit: I’ve watched this about 50 times now lol.

Can't wait till someone makes a metal version 😂😂😂😂

Her fans saying ahe didn't do anything 😂

Idk man but her flat foundation that stops at her neck is sending me. Didnt realize it was this bad until these closeups 😭

Lmao the “talk to a kid in your thirties” 😂😂😂😂 you sounded like Moana or something 😂

Gabi sounds like Eliza from Hamilton when she sings

Your adlibs were class 😂😂

" Oh there's proof ? Those are just rumors. I'm actually the victim because Im a different person now" Is basically what that apology was