The worst dating simulator on steam made me uncomfortable

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11 ай бұрын

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The worst dating simulator on steam made me feel so ashamed of myself
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@CallMeKevin 11 ай бұрын

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@XSlimSxadyX 11 ай бұрын

HI KEVIN ILY (platonically) HI

@kopii00 11 ай бұрын

😁

@gamingandchess 11 ай бұрын

@@XSlimSxadyXi love kevin (sexually) IM JOKING

@goldenbone8288 11 ай бұрын

So this the new sponsor that all the KZfaqrs are doing now instead of raid huh

@XSlimSxadyX 11 ай бұрын

@@gamingandchess WOAH INAPPROPRIATE 😤😤😤😤🤬🤬

@guiltygearalonecompl 11 ай бұрын

I feel so bad for Snoop for having to be the waiter for these dates

@dhillaz 11 ай бұрын

So nice that the Doggfather took the time to make a guest appearance in an indie title, a true gamer

@fernandocoelho1319 11 ай бұрын

Its Snoop model of def jam lol

@B1G-B0SS_2OO4 11 ай бұрын

Honestly knowing Snoop even as a NPC he was probably so high he didn’t notice their terrifying features 😂

@EvaIdk__Romania 8 ай бұрын

I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SNOOP BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING

@SpaceCattttt 8 ай бұрын

@@EvaIdk__Romania Well, you said it now, didn't you?

@adina30 11 ай бұрын

Kevin+badly reviewed steam games= good content

@MINECHEZ1 11 ай бұрын

Amen!

@Elomentoplayz 11 ай бұрын

Just like in math, two negatives equal a positive!

@Spamton_G_Spamton- 11 ай бұрын

@@Elomentoplayzthis implies that kevin is a negative

@kassassin_brahgawk 11 ай бұрын

Maths

@redmist6630 11 ай бұрын

13:21 ive watched kevin enough to know there should have been a flash-back here lmao

@NightcoreDemon 11 ай бұрын

Imagine matching with someone on tinder, setting up a date and out of pity because they reject you for being too poor they hand you $200 xD I'd just bury myself.

@KonahaAliana 11 ай бұрын

Meh, 200 is 200. As a poor person, I see that as a win!

@Rebazar 11 ай бұрын

I'd take the money and still feel bad, like a proper poor person. Gotta do what you can to survive

@Stray.. 11 ай бұрын

@@RebazarDefinitely! I’d feel bad all the way to wherever I was going to spend it. 😂

@myersbabe24 11 ай бұрын

Hey free money!

@ThreadBomb 11 ай бұрын

You could make a good living being rejected! Just be careful not to save the money they give you, or you will have too much money and won't be rejected.

@MoostachedSaiyanPrince 11 ай бұрын

You know a game is bad when the t-rex armed monstrosity Kevin is playing as somehow manages to be the second most attractive character in the game, right after than Snoop Dogg the waiter.

@leonavis 2 күн бұрын

I like the theme of your account

@aysegulkarakaya9373 11 ай бұрын

Lmao "Başarısız" means unsuccessful in Turkish. I am not fully surprised our people had a hand in this.

@asddsaasdfg2846 11 ай бұрын

Bayılıyom bizimkilere. Anime kızlı oun yapmışlar💀

@moonnieg 11 ай бұрын

Oyun sektöründe dünya markasıyız yaa jfkdjs Ben de başka türk var mıdır diye yorumlara bakıyordum

@hilalmaryas 11 ай бұрын

başarısız yazısını görüne ilk bi kavrayamadım türkçe olduğunu sonra dank etti hkjfhjdhfjshdgljhad

@noahkarpinski1824 11 ай бұрын

I assume this is exactly what dating people is like in Turkey

@sheburnslikethesun5290 11 ай бұрын

I am so confused 😭 why did it say "почта" (post office in russian) on that building?? what is this game lmaooo

@lucasdieugenio507 11 ай бұрын

"You better wear a condom" "You had a child"

@SimuLord 11 ай бұрын

She didn't specify he had to wear the condom on his penis.

@Engardian 11 ай бұрын

She meant, like, over his head. His genitals were unprotected.

@lucasdieugenio507 11 ай бұрын

Like an egeet?

@lucasdieugenio507 11 ай бұрын

Egrete

@gabrielv.4358 10 ай бұрын

lololollol

@0q8e 11 ай бұрын

Kevin has proved that he is a dating genius

@XSlimSxadyX 11 ай бұрын

Proven fact that Kevin can pull p much anyone

@the_ecips9692 11 ай бұрын

From what I hear, dating is war. So...

@ThreadBomb 11 ай бұрын

666 likes, nobody mess this up!

@Lovely_slime 11 ай бұрын

@@ThreadBomb and he's a military genius

@Frenchaboo 11 ай бұрын

I've seen a bunch of games like this, but this one is honestly so bad it's amazing. When you showed the restaurant staff consisted of an anime maid and Snoop, I spit out my drink LMAO

@Naruto200Man 2 ай бұрын

It's probably the same dev as Thief Simulator...which has similar everything, literally the cc is copy and pasted.

@the_dawgg 11 ай бұрын

Kevin doesn't need to play dating simulators to prove that he can seduce any one of us

@ROT4RYfc3s 11 ай бұрын

DJ Kevi is the one and only Super Seducer

@Mini_Squatch 11 ай бұрын

speak for yourself, i am immune to seduction.

@ghost.of.aleksz.salad. 11 ай бұрын

@@Mini_Squatch says a guy on a dating video

@maxmladek2894 11 ай бұрын

Kevin! More play!

@wandauriel 11 ай бұрын

I mean, he already did that 😂😏

@EighmyLupin 11 ай бұрын

You know a game has weird character design when Kevin's custom character isn't the weirdest character.

@EziosBladez 11 ай бұрын

Did Kevin not realize Snoop Dogg served them food at the restaurant?

@ElysetheEevee 11 ай бұрын

Finally, someone confirmed this for me. I was so sure but then nobody commented, so I was confused haha. It's like Snoop Dog from 20ish years ago though, so not AS surprised haha.

@DevilsMenace 11 ай бұрын

@@ElysetheEeveesnoop from def jam fight for ny aka crow

@talkingbirb2808 11 ай бұрын

it was so obvious that it didn't need confirmation) I guess

@gabrielv.4358 10 ай бұрын

rolmfao

@gabrielv.4358 10 ай бұрын

@@talkingbirb2808 makes sense

@chaosmastermind 11 ай бұрын

That pale/green girl looked like a legit undead. Also, I find it disturbing and hilarious that his blonde date not only came back to his murder shack in the woods, but also demanded he wear a condom and then somehow got pregnant and then never came back. Then he just casually matches someone else the next day. lol

@aceinspace4340 11 ай бұрын

I thought Madeline was a zombie at first, trying to trick people to come over for her to eat

@awakeache3627 6 ай бұрын

Maybe she was but Kevin- I mean Normal Man didn't show enough enough brains for her. That vegan comment was very fishy.

@TheRealTonyStark 11 ай бұрын

I love how Kevin doesn’t even question how he got the first women pregnant, despite the fact she said “You better wear a condom!” 😂

@yannickgrignon2473 11 ай бұрын

I was wondering that myself lol

@alexanderwilliamhassaikay 11 ай бұрын

Normal man punctured it when she wasn't looking 😂😂😂😂😂

@ZeeNastee 11 ай бұрын

He probably didn't wear one or the condoms in this world are so cheap that they break after one thrust.

@DBswag_ 11 ай бұрын

It ain't just his feet that are big 😏

@gabrielv.4358 10 ай бұрын

lolloolololol

@GameSocietyPimps 11 ай бұрын

Well, at least your dates won't need a paternity test to prove the kids are yours!

@murphychurch8251 10 ай бұрын

They'll probably be delivered feet first 😂

@leonavis 2 күн бұрын

@@murphychurch8251 those poor, poor women

@sillypplproductions2 11 ай бұрын

I love how the love interests are like if Kevin designed them but tamer, so his character fits right in 😂

@ThreadBomb 11 ай бұрын

Yes, that last one was like some sort of reanimated corpse, yeesh 😱

@Sica_Lee 11 ай бұрын

"Why don't they pay me better to just stare at things?" Oh, Kevin, you'd have to be promoted to middle management for that! Also, I'm glad Snoop Dogg found his calling as a waiter. I bet he drops every plate like it's hot.

@BigBadWolf0508 11 ай бұрын

Kevin playing the weirdest games will always be my favorite 😂

@Nonethelessersoulcoin 11 ай бұрын

The guy in the overalls in the club hitting ballet moves broke me for some reason 😂

@kazookast 11 ай бұрын

Kevin is creating unrealistic body expectations for the rest of us

@jazzpancake1167 11 ай бұрын

One minute in and we have T-Rex arms. This is going to be outstanding.

@RainyBasil9295 7 ай бұрын

You can actually already see them around 5 seconds in so technically we were only 5 seconds in and we have T-Rex arms! Im just saying cus T-Rex arm representation is important for diversity like in every new disney re-make😂

@KyleRayner12 11 ай бұрын

This game does seem to capture the atmosphere of Tinder

@officialnucky 11 ай бұрын

I've always wanted Snoop Dogg to serve me lasagne in a sundae glass

@alexissalada8241 11 ай бұрын

“The default is $1500, and I have $20.” That’s the most relatable thing in this video honestly 🤣

@goldensloth7 11 ай бұрын

oof

@thewanderingmistnull2451 9 ай бұрын

You forgot a zero.

@brandonlee5487 11 ай бұрын

snoop dogg being the waiter is perfect

@will88k 11 ай бұрын

The model being ripped straight from Def Jam 👌

@Calz3n 11 ай бұрын

Watching you play games like this inspires me. You seem to have a good time no matter what you’re playing because you MAKE it fun. I would never play these games simply because they’re hot garbaggio and I’m put off by the poor mechanics, but that doesn’t seem to matter to you. You have fun no matter what you’re playing and that reminds me what gaming is really about, so thank you, Kevin. Also, I choked on my food while watching this video and had to pause it to get my wife to give me the heimlich. It would have been an honor for the last video I watched on KZfaq to have been yours.

@liddonburns8195 11 ай бұрын

omg im glad youre ok!

@kewoshk 11 ай бұрын

Please don’t eat or drink anything while watching this channel 😅 source: personal experience

@starz63 11 ай бұрын

I'm dealing with food poisoning, and was already nauseous. This made me laugh so hard it only got worse. But it was worth it, Kevin. Thanks

@nikoincroatia 11 ай бұрын

"House like kennel" made me crack up

@darwiin6407 11 ай бұрын

We need Grognak and Jim as DLC in every single existing dating sim

@cheeriozombie 11 ай бұрын

Throw in a little Turg

@Im_Spongebob 11 ай бұрын

Bro looks like the green guy in my singing monsters

@laurieb3703 11 ай бұрын

@@Im_Spongebobomggggg 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@Malakye1408 11 ай бұрын

“I’ve managed to drive on the roof and over the building.” Me: Good god this man is a driving genius.

@pedrovallefin8406 11 ай бұрын

Well, of course he is. Why else would they call him Drift King back in college?

@gladfridge 11 ай бұрын

Idk why but I love when u play these weird dating sims. they're always so goofy and I like that u play them the exact opposite way they're meant to be played lol

@Dallofreddo 11 ай бұрын

"Your house is like a kennel, you better wear a condom." Man, here i am thinking my chances with the ladies are better than previously estimated haha

@Lovely_slime 11 ай бұрын

I don't know if this game is a passion project or it's a parody😂

@llast3386 11 ай бұрын

I love that it's like he's looking for a hook up so that he can have kids and make his own little mini cult.

@malinrnningen9357 11 ай бұрын

Episode 2 please? I got weirdly invested in Normal Man's life, I want to see what happens next.

@mochastan11 11 ай бұрын

just came back from a HORRIBLE date. this video makes me feel much better about how my time went

@sergentboucherie9813 11 ай бұрын

The worst dating game for Kevin would be a game where he gets to date soup

@erikreber3695 11 ай бұрын

*GASP* 😲

@kewoshk 11 ай бұрын

Not soup! 🥣❌💀💀💀

@mage1439 11 ай бұрын

Kevin's talent at finding bad games is nothing short of amazing.

@klarapetrijevcanin 11 ай бұрын

Not really, there's a lot of them on steam

@SilverTypo5081 11 ай бұрын

You go to the grave and found a corpse you have a real talent for that

@bday121 10 ай бұрын

Overalls man nailing perfect pirourttes had me dying, then Delilah pops up and sends me into literal tears of laughter

@dr.bright6272 11 ай бұрын

A game that depresses it's player. Impressive

@AMOGUS_is_SUS696 11 ай бұрын

no not enough but a game that gives the player an existential crisis

@PeteyThePenguin 11 ай бұрын

Art imitates life

@kewoshk 11 ай бұрын

That title belongs to the Nier series

@lexa2310 10 ай бұрын

2:55 The way kevin emphasised "thrilled and entertained" while desperately looking at the camera made it seem like there was a marketing manager just off camera threatening him with a gun.😂

@NA-mg2eb 10 ай бұрын

I'd like to point out how Mary is apparently a vegetarian despite the fact that she is clearly a zombie

@dodg1123 11 ай бұрын

'house like kennel' fucking broke me.

@Rebazar 11 ай бұрын

Having to manage food, energy, cleanliness, and libido levels just to experience the rewarding parts of life is a brutally relatable mood

@eviewhatling8836 11 ай бұрын

The happiest ending from any simulator game will forever be when Imdoomed married the gorilla in the jungle.

@Beximuzy 11 ай бұрын

between Snoop Dogg, anime waifu and the Oblivion music- this video is a masterpiece

@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 11 ай бұрын

I skipped ahead too far and thought the sponsorship was the dating sim and was thoroughly confused on A. How the graphics suddenly got good, B. How we got to a fantasy world from a casual setting

@Engardian 11 ай бұрын

I legit started scolding Kevin when he bought that tiny chair for his character. _”Kevin!”_

@georgiemac1784 11 ай бұрын

Only Kevin can make a game this awful legitimately an amazing time

@GhostHelwig 11 ай бұрын

I absolutely love any game that lets Kevin create abominations - I mean, characters. 😂

@Uhyehhno 11 ай бұрын

10/10 Kevin, what a beautiful story and game. A misunderstood monster-esque disproportionate man, trying to find love while also trying to survive in a savage economy. The character development alone brings inspiration to the heart :’) please keep playing

@mkol1998 11 ай бұрын

4 hours played? Kevin is a "Proper testing of gameplay" genius!

@spaceshiplewis 11 ай бұрын

Well if Kevin's Sims playthroughs prove, more kids = more workers, which then makes for more money. So, basically, Kevin is a dating genius.

@shortbreadhead 11 ай бұрын

Everything about this game makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the wording "you HAD a child".. sinister

@SnufflySpy 11 ай бұрын

Something was clearly lost in translation when making this game

@molkwi9077 11 ай бұрын

This game was indeed full of bug. And that other guy saying that getting money was hard hasn't played a whole lot. You get paid for looking at things

@ROT4RYfc3s 11 ай бұрын

Wait.. i just thought of something.. how can Normal Man even eat with those tiny little arms? There's no chance in hell he can reach his mouth to feed himself

@Don_Dewitt 11 ай бұрын

The dialogue and charcter design is fantastic, how could Kevin not spot Snoop 😂

@snakeplisskinable 11 ай бұрын

Getting served a meal by snoop dog was so unexpected, although this whole game is a trip to be fair.

@radiohostrom1230 11 ай бұрын

The best part was putting the Oblivion dialogue music during every awkward date conversation.

@itskitjai 11 ай бұрын

you're incredible Kevin :) !! I hope everyone who reads this has a lovely evening.

@_will795 11 ай бұрын

Don’t tell me how to live my life

@benpace8860 11 ай бұрын

Kevin gets paid to fail at dating? I feel like my 20's could have been a lot more profitable.

@spoo5122 11 ай бұрын

Kevin always finds games in the strangest corners of steam that I'm afraid to go to

@kopii00 11 ай бұрын

This game looks haunting😭

@naplockblubba5369 11 ай бұрын

I audibly cackled like a duck when I saw Kevin's character, how the fuck do you mess up a character creator that bad

@xcutionunknown9634 11 ай бұрын

We really shouldn't allow stupid people to make games... that being said, they're still useful for CallMeKevin content.

@realdragon 11 ай бұрын

Everybody is asking Kevin "when is gonna be next video" or "Will you play Idle Breakout again" or "Please let me out I did nothing to you please I have family" but nobody is asking how is Kevin

@fibriantira 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes, watching kevin play games at 3 AM is a better choice than sleeping

@vinylized9089 11 ай бұрын

The waiter at 11:53 is Snoop Dogg haha

@chocobabiii1002 11 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Kevin didn't mention that lol

@vinylized9089 11 ай бұрын

@@chocobabiii1002 Yeah seems like an obvious joke there

@Maestro_Saber 11 ай бұрын

I've gotta say, this video has my favorite sponsor segway so far, Kevin!! Also I'm really enjoying the longer videos, the vibes are immaculate with a hint of that good ol' CallMeKevin chaos. 10/10 keep it up bro

@lilfruitmilk22 11 ай бұрын

These games make me so happy when Kevin plays them they are just too broken

@humlegard-gaming 11 ай бұрын

Kevin and bad games is a combination that I never become tired of!

@drawingdragon 11 ай бұрын

Maybe it's because I'm watching this at 2 a.m. and I'm sleep depreived but I am literally crying laughing every time Normal Man is on screen for any length of time And on top of that, I absolutely lost it at "You've got a strange mix of staff here" accompanied by the screen panning from an anime neko girl to a totally different animation style dude with dreads Update: it's Snoop Dogg I'm sobbing

@lalita9041 11 ай бұрын

I lose it everytime I see his matches 😂

@epoch-smog 11 ай бұрын

This was..... something. Thanks kevin for the random games you play i actually enjoy seeing these awful games but man kudos to your patience for even opening these things up

@BadFish- 11 ай бұрын

This must’ve been the funniest video I’ve seen in years, Kevin you really outdid yourself this time! I haven’t stopped laughing for the past half hour, thanks kevin my family thinks I’m a psychopath now

@THEHUNA 11 ай бұрын

ive pretty much been a daily viewer for a few years now, your content has always been a great way to begin or end the day. and if i miss a day, i always look forward to having 2 vids to watch next time, definitely my fav youtuber, thanks kev

@christ3548 11 ай бұрын

Whoever decided to put Oblivion music behind the dialog deserves multiple awards

@Mickey-he2pe 11 ай бұрын

Watching Kevin while ur high just feels so right

@XSlimSxadyX 11 ай бұрын

I forget what I was watching after I got laughing gas but I definitely did not take a video at the dentist shouting out kevin

@furiousapplesack 11 ай бұрын

True! I watched him play a bus simulator game while in a fungal state of mind once, it was absolutely hilarious.

@oversizedfeline2689 11 ай бұрын

I just noticed the progress bar on top when Kevin was doing the ad read and I absolutely love it

@Rda95 11 ай бұрын

Such a small part of the video, but the editor who put in the short clip of the Kingdom Hearts 1 Clock Tower music around 18:50ish literally made me double take and re-listen just to make sure I wasn't hearing things. So unexpected, but wonderful.

@imenhime 11 ай бұрын

Ah thank you for posting this Kevin I needed dating advice and this will be perfect

@donnamali5930 11 ай бұрын

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched Kevin and its like a breathe of fresh air

@Smileymiley916 11 ай бұрын

I have probably watched way too many of of your videos the last few days. Like I’m talking many hours. You make me laugh a lot but this one really got me.

@knoxiegb1782 11 ай бұрын

6:05 How in the holy hell did the developer remember that ambulances have "AMBULANCE" written on the hood, but NOT that it's reversed?

@alice20001 11 ай бұрын

Oh lord, that image of Kevin on the girl was not something I needed to see today. Or ever.

@bad_brains_horror3613 11 ай бұрын

How did they not do a deep dive into the OnlyFarts Content Creator story line? Missed opportunity.

@lalita9041 11 ай бұрын

She looks like a dead goblin 😂

@ForsakenOsiris 11 ай бұрын

Kevin back in the day I watched the vanoss crew, then I grew up and found you a few years later (2015) since then you’re the only Tuber I watch and rewatch your videos to sleep at night❤

@chodness 11 ай бұрын

I love how the editing during the blackjack segment makes it seem like Kevin somehow lost a round of blackjack even though he got a blackjack. (Please tell me he didn't lose a round of blackjack when he got a blackjack)

@sianblack3042 11 ай бұрын

at least it’s not orc massage… that haunts me to this day

@MRVCSL80 11 ай бұрын

This needs to be a series

@TheLoveMiku 11 ай бұрын

YES!

@nickchase1216 11 ай бұрын

Kevin I dont comment often but I have to say that I was watching one of your Comedy Night videos from like 5 years ago, and I knew you could sing but hoooly shit was that a treat. You have a phenomenal voice.

@GalacticSavage 11 ай бұрын

Why do ads in videos make brain happy knowing it supports Kevin, but when KZfaq tries to give me ads I am like "ADS?! THE "AD"ACITY!" and immediately spam the skip ad button.