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Black Cat: *Vomits on crotch*

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Jeffrey Dahmer should you be in jail?

unfortunately his aunt kink wasn’t satisfied that month

@@plseditmynamealready6537 what🤨

Lmaoo

@@plseditmynamealready6537 ayoo 🤨📸

​@@plseditmynamealready6537 the fuck?

Honestly I’m shocked she didn’t release the guy with the high voiced that’s tiny is a child

@@Jacobflamecaster well there are plenty of old guys who sound squeaky plus he could easily be some short guy

The bad ending

​@@ultrasuckyman4138 wdym🤨

Best ending. not sure why that would traumatize peter.

🤣😆😆

Jesse! We NEED to cook.

To be fair in other versions they did hook up one encounter with the lights off

​@@windmaster9 because the original comics Spider-Man hasn't been a teenager since the 60s. Peter Parker is like 2 to 3 years younger than Feliscia Hardy alone.

@@pamirturan2742 ah figures

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Nor the IRS

She didn’t said that, she’s just disgusted .😂

​@@commentsurfer8507 😐

​@@commentsurfer8507r/whoosh

Not being a pedo is apparently for the streets lol

@@moneybxndz161 Even without that she is for the street

@@milesmorales9275 how so

@@rdb1 let’s see he wasn’t a teen and still looked like she would still leave his ass she is like most girls in my school

@@moneybxndz161 I mean she did want to bang with a guy that she knows nothing about

She isn’t a cougar she didn’t know If she was she would have still kissed him

@@HumanB312 She is a Cougar and she did know if she was. She would not have still kissed up

@@HumanB312 false

😂

Older women shouldn't be with younger men it's disgusting.

I dunno, the recent "You're like a sister to me M.J." was like the next One More Day that broke the camel's back after it was still recovering from rehabilitation therapy. I'd fire the whole lot of them and burn the entire writers room work for good measure, can't have any future idiots getting "brilliant" ideas...

The whole point of Spider-man's life is that it's hard. It makes the MOST amount of sense for peter to be rejected by Black Cat as she's a GROWN woman and he's just a 15 year old kid. Peter's life is always a struggle, no matter what.

@@VerdeMorte Yeah that "you're like a sister to me" is ridiculous to say to MJ but THIS situation is the MOST sensible and makes the most logical sense given the situation of the age difference between the two. The whole point of Spider-man's life is that it's hard. It makes the MOST amount of sense for peter to be rejected by Black Cat as she's a GROWN woman and he's just a 15 year old kid. Peter's life is always a struggle, no matter what.

@@Gadget-Walkmen Yeah, but he's not supposed to make his own life hard singlehandedly, that's what the villains and family members are there for. This is One More Day all over again and that was garbage...

@@VerdeMorte LOL What? Black Cat rejecting and throwing up all over him is NOT like "One More Day" AT ALL and it's FAR from "gARbAgE" in the slightest as it's just a moment that's played off for laughs in a dark humor kind of way to show off the problematic age difference. That's it. The issue is that Peter Parker here is young and a minor, Black Cat is not. That's the whole joke that's not taking all that seriously and to showcase that not everything works out on how Peter hopes it does in a dark humor that's not that serious when they WEREN'T in a serious relationship. That's the difference between this moment and the One More Day. And Peter Parker being Spider-man IS the part that's a sacrifice that makes his life hard. He's not doing it on purpose but he is doing something that he KNOWS will make it hard during the process.

Right!?

Spiderkid

The "Man" in Spider-Man is WAYYY outta pocket

@@Guardian_Guy Well that’s cus “Spider Kid” sounds lame as fuck

yeah she was hot for him and made it clear beforehand

You ain't wrong.😂😂😂

True honestly even the people who enjoy shouta

uhhhhhh what? What are you talking about?

Genshin players when they see an unattended child

Except for the part where she puke

you can't compare batman to spiderman. writers HATE spiderman with all their dark rotten hearts.

to be fair she was probably around 30 about to try to have s€x with a young teen this was an appropriate response

​@@zeppelinled3967yes actually

Nah i dont want black cat liking children

@@zeppelinled3967😭😭😭😭😭

Yeah, you can see in the comment section the stress and depression.😂

It doesn't matter at all as it's not at all "this sad" at all as it was funny AND fitting for the characters because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

@@Gadget-Walkmen Nah the Ultimate isn’t shit till Miles shows up.

@@MotherFucker445 Lol NOT even close, Ultimate is not even CLOSE to “sh!T” in the slightest and there is no “nAh” to whatever nonsense you’re saying here either as Ultimate Spider-Man was STILL incredible and FANTASTIC WHEN Miles showed up entirely so! Lol at you not understanding that and saying something as terrible as you just did right now, just wow. Ultimate Spider-Man is FANTASTIC from beginning to end from how incredible it all is throughout from all the amazing work the writers and artists placed into it all! Miles Morales is a GREAT and FANTASTIC character as a whole and an AMAZING addition to the Ultimate Spider-Man universe as he grew to be a extremely well like and popular character FOR A REASON as Ultimate was STILL great when Miles “shOws uP” which you wrongly say here about him as Miles was INCREDIBLE in Ultimate Spider-Man entirely so and fleshed out the universe and made it better than ever! Absolutely NOTHING you’ve said here makes any sense and nothing you’re saying here is true in the slightest. Just stop!

@@MotherFucker445 Lol NOT even close, Ultimate is not even CLOSE to “sh!T” in the slightest and there is no “nAh” to whatever nonsense you’re saying here either as Ultimate Spider-Man was STILL incredible and FANTASTIC WHEN Miles showed up entirely so! Ultimate Spider-Man is FANTASTIC from beginning to end from how incredible it all is throughout from all the amazing work the writers and artists placed into it all! Miles Morales is a GREAT and FANTASTIC character as a whole and an AMAZING addition to the Ultimate Spider-Man universe as he grew to be a extremely well like and popular character FOR A REASON as Ultimate was STILL great when Miles “shOws uP” which you wrongly say here about him as Miles was INCREDIBLE in Ultimate Spider-Man entirely so and fleshed out the universe and made it better than ever! Absolutely NOTHING you’ve said here makes any sense and nothing you’re saying here is true in the slightest. Just stop!

She vomited on his peni-

bro can u name the comic idk this comic name

@@Aizensosuke450it’s ultimate spider man this was a run that happened way before the tv show

It doesn't matter at all regardless as it's still a bit humorous to see as it fits BOTH characters very well when they ACTUALLY get to know each other this much and it ALL works perfectly for the characters and situation for the story to flow because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

It doesn't matter at all regardless of how long Peter lives for here in this universe as his end PERFECTLY fits for his character and the comic's story as it ends fantastically as a whole because Ultimate Spider-man is still the BEST Spider-man comic run with Mark Bagley's GORGEOUS artwork! It's a PHENOMENAL Comic series as it's the BEST Spider-man run for his storyline STILL to this day! Ultimate Spider-man is a MASTERPIECE!

Yee that part

It only counts when the woman is underage. It doesn't matter when the man is underage.

@@triplecrosscounter it counts either way

@@triplecrosscounter what is that weird backwater hillbilly type of thinking lmao

@@PotatoPL- it's not weird lol it's true, younger guy with an older woman and no one cares, just "good for you bro", it's all I ever got

Bro vomited on him tho 💀

​@@ttv_zombiefetus1710 Necessary evil.

I would too if I was ab to kiss a kiddo 💀💀💀​@@ttv_zombiefetus1710

The reason she threw up is because she got raped by an older man when she was younger so the fact that she's doing the same thing now absolutely disgusted herself

Because the thought of her kissing a minor is disgusting to her thats why she threw up on him.

Finally someone who smart

Do you really need to puke to affirm your position?

@@johnmaco Yes

@@AkumaNugget__ no

Profesionals have standards

Was he wrong?

@@chaserred4155 yes

​@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 giorno

[Spoiler] he resurrects a year later because of OZ side effects and lives rest of his life with mary jane

​@@dhanoopmd5915how did he die

Another thing I want to add that I just realize, this whole time she had been flirting with him and wanting him, she should have also been annoyingly nosy and flirtatious. Asking him stuff like if he already has another girl, if he’s married, divorced, if they didn’t have to hide their disguises, where would she be likely to find him at work, just asking basic adult information, so this is really on her 💀

​@@Deadline_83930 You can't control when you puke. Her reaction was completely warranted considering the circumstances.

​@@Deadline_83930 I mean. Knowing what kind of person Black Cat is. She was probably playing the "run around" game. Thinking that he was a man. So yes, it is on her. She didn't get her facts first. But I could see what she was doing. As well as how she may have easily gotten caught up in the game. Again, doesn't excuse it. But at least she didn't continue.

makes you want to go Marvel and ask the people *why tf was he made then?!!??!?* with a gun

W btas reference.

Yeah the artist was like a perv I think

@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 lol

​@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 I'm pretty sure it's more on the writer than it is the artist because they're just representing what the story is visually

yeah he should've just let her take the mask off halfway and boned her.

@@draykohunter6805 yeah

Nah, she didn't have to do him like that though. Puking on him and then dipping? Yeah no, not a W. A explanation, letting him know that he was too young for her, you know, not utterly destroying his self-esteem because of her dumb mistake?

The Ultimate universe is sometimes weird because of this, let's not forget Logan tried to make out with MJ when he was in Peter's body.

@@imaran1303 Nah shut up, you just want pedophilia to be okay

@@imaran1303 she threw up because she almost fucked a kid, not because his face. It was disgust of the thought of being a pedo.

@@ProxiProtogen Yeah, and then she left without a word. Y'know a 'Sorry, it isn't you, just, you are way too young for me.' You know... something that doesn't completely tear down his self-esteem like having a woman take on look at your face, throw up on you and run as fast in the opposite direction as she can.

😂😂😂

[Spoiler] he resurrects a year later because of OZ side effects and lives rest of his life with mary jane

@Cameron Matlock He was murdered on his birthday by the Sinister Six (five of them anyway) after getting shot in the gut (by accident) from Punisher's rifle, and all while SHIELD and the Avengers were facing a coup d'etat

@Cameron Matlock I know. The Ultimate universe is fucking wild

@Cameron Matlock Venom and Green Goblin

I think her puking on Peter is definitely sad or at least upsetting for him regardless.

​@@chrysaliscrisis8530 she puked bcz of the things she thought she was gonna do with him, now hee thoughts are gross to her bcz she was about to do all that with a kid

thank God she is not bad bad cause it's not she didn't like his face but it was cause he's a minor

@@puppydogface2333 she just puke. Can’t you understand?😂

She wasn't in the wrong tho to do so.

​@@commentsurfer8507 Better than pedophilia.

nah I think ultimate has longer hair

@@Eddie.G260 😂

It is

@@Eddie.G260 it is surprisingly

@@functional200 yeah😂

IKR

@Michael Anderson ikr like she could have just said “no sorry” but instead she said “how did you get in my house” and “I’m gonna call the police get out”

@@JaysonKing2009 damn

@@JaysonKing2009 you jus like me fr

​@@JaysonKing2009 your a fuking legend

​@@JaysonKing2009 you dropped this 👑

Not being a pedo

Imagine it in reverse gender I mean if Spidey was a girl and black cat is a man

@@user-uu1tm7bk4r 💀

@@user-uu1tm7bk4r it would be the exact same.

@@tenebrischan but what if black cat already knows it and when he found out that she is a just minor that just makes him more interested in her

literally

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Wrong he's 14

Og spider man was at least 18, so it's legal

Because he’s a minor you one dimensional minded bagel.

@@arcanemelody901 Calm down dude, it's just a joke. :P

The reason why she is a villain, is because she doesn't care at all, that's why she even throw up in front of him to express her displeasure.

Nope. She even throw up. She is just disgusted.😂

That line sounds so familiar, but I can’t remember who said it

@@SquidSushi123 die hard 3 i think

She steals, but fiddling with little kids is too far. Professionals have standards.

😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀

He got the meats

NO, because she isn't a PEDOPHILE. It's like you MEN try to ignore the obvious message. Are you a PEDO by any chance?

No, cuz she realized that he was a minor and she would’ve been a pedo.

@@OPMack oh so you’re a Feminist extremist

@@roderickspencerjr.2482 that doesn’t just make someone throw up

@@aidanmoriarty2987 my guy your original comment implying she threw up on him as if she was disgusted and rejected him in a cold hearted way. no she didnt, she threw up because she saw that he was a minor and the thought of nearly committing pedophilia kicked in. Could she have aimed her vomit elsewhere and apologize? Yes. But bottom line is you make it see like she gave a cold hearted rejection when all it is, is just a misunderstanding. Also I doubt his confidence was still destroyed when she’d come back to him in the future beyond that sudden moment.

But she could say it normally not traumatising him

Why do you think the writers made Felicia like this? I mean, What is the end goal / message of presenting a grown woman chasing after a teenager superhero? Within fiction here. My guess is that Ultimate Felicia represents real life women who want to fuck these cool superhero guys. But then they have to come to terms with the fact. That some of these handsome attractive superhero males are canonically minors. (Not all characters. Just some.)

Where was Mary Jane at.

True. I wish alternative ending

Can you tell me the volume no of this comics

@@prosartaj9209 I believe it's ultimate spiderman #85. The cover has Spidey, Iron Fist, and Shang Chi on it

Didnt Mark talk to 616, isnt this one ultimate?

@@0neiros. Oh right lmao, so scrap that, but it still could work

@@somethingwithultra7231 yeah it could

Pls tell me ur joking💀

Nah she looks way older then 18, probably is in her mid 20’s.

that's not that bad

@@tmmh5620 fr thats what im sayin

​@@Ye_B0i Mid twenties. She could be thirty years old.

😂

And he acutatlly meet her again

What did Wolverine do-?

I think he should have stayed with Mary Jane.

Decimation of the century.

Others words the alternative is that she's a child predator

Yeh

Milf supremacy…but you are correct it would be wrong

Or you know just say : « alright sorry kiddo I thought you were an adult . » You don’t have to vomit all over the poor kid .

@@stormbringer2840 doubt she vomited because of his face, pretty sure it was because she realized she was about to kiss a minor as an adult

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Fr, I was depressed with just a "ew no", I can't imagine getting actually puked on.

Yeah because they're about the same age in main continuity

@@ahankumar555 I specifically meant in this situation if 15 year old Peter from main continuity met this Black Cat. The point being that he’s written and drawn to be indistinguishable from someone in their 20s (Ditko’s influence mainly)

Lmao imagine.

@@davidmays8974 🙃

@@Daiken-m1z :}

Yes, about 5 times

Different Universe, different age bracket.

@@guytheincognito4186 yeah Peter is not a teenager anymore on the main earth

@@erops7933 Yeah in most universes not just 616, Peter and Cat is both equal in age, usually college age or older. This one being the Ultimate universe, 181 comes to mind but it's just a guess on my end as I don't recall what nr that reality has, is essentially the exception. The furthest this couple tend to be in age to each other in a general sense is about 2 years. 💁‍♂️