The WORST Fantasy Fans

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Daniel Greene

Daniel Greene

2 жыл бұрын

My take on the WORST fantasy fans I come across.
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@DanielGreeneReviews
@DanielGreeneReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry OP fans just didn’t finish the arc. Love you though!
@nikcantsnipe
@nikcantsnipe 2 жыл бұрын
Take your time. WCI is huge. And I expect a Sanji apology.
@hrushikeshpatil3808
@hrushikeshpatil3808 2 жыл бұрын
Take your time Goblin San. We love the amazing skits you do
@ollieharoon
@ollieharoon 2 жыл бұрын
Hi daniel
@neevtodi2943
@neevtodi2943 2 жыл бұрын
Take your time and congrats for your book release
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 2 жыл бұрын
Take your time with One Piece, but I would be lying if I wasn't expecting something One Piece related like a 2min bit on the absurdism in One Piece
@karanpojha3700
@karanpojha3700 2 жыл бұрын
"If the writing is easy to understand then the author doesn't know shit and the book is for children" - Angry fantasy fan
@FreyaWarr
@FreyaWarr 2 жыл бұрын
-angry fantasy fan aka Malazan stans
@e443productions9
@e443productions9 2 жыл бұрын
This annoys me the most
@FrancT-
@FrancT- 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion an author is amazing if he can build complex worlds while keeping it easy to understand/read.
@connorg.3381
@connorg.3381 2 жыл бұрын
… Brandon Sanderson anyone
@crazybalrog4033
@crazybalrog4033 2 жыл бұрын
Frank G you literally played into one of these examples by saying “he”
@angusauty4396
@angusauty4396 2 жыл бұрын
"Fantasy didn't get good until the 90s" *laughs in Epic of Gilgamesh*
@nicolasinvernizzi6140
@nicolasinvernizzi6140 2 жыл бұрын
maybe they are talking about 2190 B.C.
@RussiasSufferingInUkraine
@RussiasSufferingInUkraine 2 жыл бұрын
True this. 😂
@jaspommoja9761
@jaspommoja9761 2 жыл бұрын
Me who only knows Gilgamesh from the fate series
@Etherealhorn
@Etherealhorn 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaspommoja9761 I mean that's a good alternate depiction of the bastard. I like his arrogance.
@fluffydruid3082
@fluffydruid3082 2 жыл бұрын
Buuuuut that is mythologìiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
@reiq4976
@reiq4976 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel back then : "It's a manga and therefore not really fantasy" Daniel now: a hardcore one piece fan I love Daniel's character arc
@cinthiagoch
@cinthiagoch 2 жыл бұрын
My sister loves magic realism, but is utterly uninterested in fantasy, whilst I love fantasy so much that I write it. She said she'll at least read my books, even if they are fantasy. I can see a similar arc forming for her - if I don't screw things up and make her run away from the genre for good! xD
@reiq4976
@reiq4976 2 жыл бұрын
@@cinthiagoch aww that's so great. Hope you successfully turn her into a fantasy fan.
@ChristmasLore
@ChristmasLore 2 жыл бұрын
He has a very short time memory...
@itcamefromthecoldnorthseek6085
@itcamefromthecoldnorthseek6085 2 жыл бұрын
@@cinthiagoch I am probably showing some ignorance here (while being a literary student no less!) but isn't magical realism just a very watered-down subgenre of fantasy?
@cinthiagoch
@cinthiagoch 2 жыл бұрын
@@itcamefromthecoldnorthseek6085 I think it is, and you have a much better background than mine to say that. But my sister is a little bit of a literary snob, so she says they're completely different things. She isn't annoying about it though (just a little bit silly, ya know), so I think one day I'll convince her that magical realism is actual fantasy.
@danamytereads5304
@danamytereads5304 2 жыл бұрын
"I like Terry Goodkind." "Gay people didn't exist until Freddie Mercury." Dying! 😂😂😂😭
@josuedominguez770
@josuedominguez770 2 жыл бұрын
About to start a series of Terry Goodkind, what's the stitch?
@carlosroo5460
@carlosroo5460 2 жыл бұрын
Well, nobody tell Achilles and Patroclus that.
@zachwilcock7508
@zachwilcock7508 10 ай бұрын
I love how fittingly psychopathic he looked when delivering that first line XD
@cernunnos8344
@cernunnos8344 5 ай бұрын
​@@josuedominguez770 people dont like him because he puts a lot of his beliefs into his books and they don't agree with those beliefs so they're mad (I don't know much about him and haven't read him yet but it's the gist of it)
@methany8788
@methany8788 Ай бұрын
​@cernunnos8344 This isn't just about "darn commies". There's a dedicated video about him on this channel.
@darksandals5352
@darksandals5352 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do!" True words spoken by a wise goblin.
@richardf9121
@richardf9121 2 жыл бұрын
Send help.
@danielm9812
@danielm9812 2 жыл бұрын
I am not convinced my sister isn't a dragon. Oh, wait that's just my entire family...
@samdoehart1333
@samdoehart1333 2 жыл бұрын
That killed me xD
@PhoebeInWonderland
@PhoebeInWonderland 2 жыл бұрын
Women exist, that's why x)
@atomicbaby832
@atomicbaby832 2 жыл бұрын
"I like terry goodkind" got me rolling on the ground
@chivasowle286
@chivasowle286 2 жыл бұрын
I came here to say this. I did not see that coming. Hilarious. And accurate.
@allenmikey
@allenmikey 2 жыл бұрын
@@chivasowle286 He kind of sneaks it in there and it catches you. I love it.
@Larsnir
@Larsnir 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I've never heard of Terry Goodkind or read their novels, why does liking them make one the worst kind of fan?
@Msoulwing
@Msoulwing 2 жыл бұрын
@@Larsnir Go search this channel, I think Daniel made a video about it.
@allenmikey
@allenmikey 2 жыл бұрын
@@Larsnir Long story short. Daniel finds Terry Goodkind pretentious because even though he wrote fantasy, he denies that his stories are fantasy and implies that his stories are above the genre.
@humbertoquadros9384
@humbertoquadros9384 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the "I'm not saying women can't write fantasy" doesn't even get to complete his take, that beggining says enough.
@DimaRakesah
@DimaRakesah 2 жыл бұрын
It's always "I'm not saying I'm a bigot... but women/POC/gays can't/shouldn't bla bla bla blaaaaaaaaaaa"
@Ironeyes128
@Ironeyes128 2 жыл бұрын
"Anything a man says before the word 'but' doesen't count." - Benjen Stark.
@detectiveoftheeast8378
@detectiveoftheeast8378 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ironeyes128 Anything said before a following "but..", does not count
@hardluck8732
@hardluck8732 2 жыл бұрын
They tend to be more boring.
@vullord666
@vullord666 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ironeyes128 not really a man thing that’s just a people thing. Especially when it comes to apologizes.
@TheSweatyGorilla
@TheSweatyGorilla 2 жыл бұрын
"Chris Pratt as Kaladin." No, PLEASE don't give them any ideas.
@siqilliam1313
@siqilliam1313 2 жыл бұрын
Who would make a good Kaladin I swear to god if anyone says Tom Holland I’m going to waffle iron your pinky toe
@chestersnap
@chestersnap 2 жыл бұрын
@@siqilliam1313 somebody capable of generating gloom spren
@DutchAver
@DutchAver 2 жыл бұрын
@@siqilliam1313 While I love Tom Holland, I agree that he can't pull off Kaladin-scale broodiness. Kit Harington, though...?
@jaimelannister1797
@jaimelannister1797 2 жыл бұрын
@@DutchAver nah Kaladin’s actor should be Asian
@DutchAver
@DutchAver 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaimelannister1797 Yeah that's fair, I agree. Simu Liu (Shang-Chi from Marvel) then?
@jwinget1999
@jwinget1999 2 жыл бұрын
"I Like it when they kill animal companions" TRULY THE WORST
@brexthompson
@brexthompson 2 жыл бұрын
I guess that’s why they call it grim bark
@archlectoryarvi2873
@archlectoryarvi2873 2 жыл бұрын
Robin Hobb: write that down!, write that down!.....
@robbybevard8034
@robbybevard8034 2 жыл бұрын
@@brexthompson Take your upvote and go away
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit LeGuin…
@dizzyentrepreneur6350
@dizzyentrepreneur6350 2 жыл бұрын
Pierce, please keep Sophocles alive.
@SpicyBrazilianSalsa
@SpicyBrazilianSalsa 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel casually and slowly knocking a door handle shape hole into the drywall for a video... 10/10
@MagusMarquillin
@MagusMarquillin 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume he has a door stop - but if he didn't, I that probably wouldn't stop him.
@adoniscreed4031
@adoniscreed4031 2 жыл бұрын
@@MagusMarquillin i would bet serious money that he does not hahaha
@SlayingtheGloom
@SlayingtheGloom 2 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the whole thing where people are like: "How dare this author explore the themes of their religion in their books! I don't want any belief system to be supported except my own!"
@Visforelvenshireling
@Visforelvenshireling 2 жыл бұрын
This!
@starmorpheus
@starmorpheus 2 жыл бұрын
While I do agree, nothing makes me drop a book harder than when there is an obvious agenda in it. Especially a fantasy book.
@krave983
@krave983 2 жыл бұрын
Every book has an agenda. You don't like it when the agendas don't line up with your worldview, and that's ok.
@ponli7532
@ponli7532 2 жыл бұрын
@@krave983 disagree, not every book has a hamfisted agenda. Some books are just written for entertainment and not trying to convert anyone.
@starmorpheus
@starmorpheus 2 жыл бұрын
@@ponli7532 This ^ I read fantasy to escape real-life politics. I don't want to be reading a book and then at the end there's a website link to church of the latter day saints at the end.
@sirgoo9962
@sirgoo9962 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do," - Whitecloaks, probably
@floatsyourgoats6200
@floatsyourgoats6200 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that probably applies to a lot of Wheel of Time characters.
@SmilingJack65
@SmilingJack65 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they'd mess their trousers if they ran into a woman dragon.
@songindarkness
@songindarkness 2 жыл бұрын
@@SmilingJack65 you just won the internet for me today!
@matrimalviarin5043
@matrimalviarin5043 2 жыл бұрын
@Anne Day Alright, so I am taking this from the fan of the books that at this point is kore of a TTRPG fan If Rand isn't the Dragon Reborn, why even include him?
@matrimalviarin5043
@matrimalviarin5043 2 жыл бұрын
@Anne Day Right, you don't include a character without a purpose that is central the the main set of plot threads. I do think that the Heron-Mark Sword is a failure on the part of the creators od this show.
@brexthompson
@brexthompson 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he’s been saving these up for years
@noahjohnson5603
@noahjohnson5603 2 жыл бұрын
The manga one gave my flashbacks to early-Daniel.
@DanielGreeneReviews
@DanielGreeneReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Yuuuup lol
@the_well-known_stranger2275
@the_well-known_stranger2275 2 жыл бұрын
He’s come a long way.
@kaleidoslug7777
@kaleidoslug7777 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielGreeneReviews character growth
@LLorax0
@LLorax0 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen early Daniel stuff. He use to think mamga couldn't be fantasy? Manga is a story telling medium it can be any genre.
@nuredingeziqi679
@nuredingeziqi679 2 жыл бұрын
@@LLorax0 That's why it's on this list
@giantpinkcat
@giantpinkcat 2 жыл бұрын
"All classic fantasy is just Fairy Tale garbage!" Why do people make out Fairy Tales like it's a negative trait for a story?! I LOVE Fairy tales. Especially the Grimms Brothers versions. It's fun to see how brutal and interesting the old school stories can be.
@YAUUN
@YAUUN 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite Brother's Grimm are the ones like The Girl With No Hands. Grimdark should really be Grimmdark. And there's the classic murder ballads like Twa Sisters/Minnorie/The Bonny Swan.
@giantpinkcat
@giantpinkcat 2 жыл бұрын
@@YAUUN I think my Favorite's gotta be this one where this boy was abused by his father so much, he decides to commit suicide by drinking poison. But it turns out the poison was Hungarian wine, he gets drunk and dances at a wedding, and then he dies from too much alcohol.
@Mokiefraggle
@Mokiefraggle 2 жыл бұрын
People tend to treat "fairy tale" like a negative trait because people associate fairy tales as a childish form of literature, not helped by Disney doing their best to softball them and make fairy tales even more the domain of children. It's this viewpoint that I imagine is the impetus for a lot of the "old fairy tale but make it super dark and full of murder, sex, and violence" modern fantasy.
@WileeCoyote1516
@WileeCoyote1516 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mokiefraggle yeah it's the same with cartoons which are now also becoming increasingly violent and mature in theme. I know so many people who won't watch anything animated because they think it's only for children and miss out on so many amazing stories because of it.
@Mokiefraggle
@Mokiefraggle 2 жыл бұрын
@@WileeCoyote1516 Honestly, I feel like modern animation (well...western animation, at least. Less so Japanese anime) is actually getting steadily more softball and toothless. You wouldn't see stuff like _Gargoyles,_ or _Batman: the Animated Series_ getting the green light nowadays, as opposed to the 90s. You'd never hear the line "Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell," in a modern cartoon, for instance, nor have the sheer amount of implied death, violence, horrific human experimentation, etc. that was present just in those two shows. Is modern western animation more friendly and accessible for neuroatypicals, LGBTQ folk, and people of all walks of life? Sure. But it's also a lot more bright and happy than a lot of 90s stuff, and a lot less grim.
@DustinWillis18
@DustinWillis18 2 жыл бұрын
As an Audible fan who doesn't have enough time in the day to read due to work and fatherly duties, I am glad you mentioned the stupid topic "because you listened to it means you didn't actually read it" That one always grinds my gears.
@joldomort5515
@joldomort5515 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel: makes video about fantasy fans being stupid Everyone: yo the door keep going bonk
@LightsOnTrees
@LightsOnTrees 2 жыл бұрын
man that wall must be maaaaaaaaarked...
@gatling216
@gatling216 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that started to get worse than the fans after a bit.
@dizzyentrepreneur6350
@dizzyentrepreneur6350 2 жыл бұрын
Okay "dragons don't scare me, women do" and "...BUT women have a hard ti-" were too good man. And the manga criticisers' hypocrisy.
@TomFranklinX
@TomFranklinX 2 жыл бұрын
Among my top 10 fantasy books, only one is written by a woman - JK Rowling
@DStrormer
@DStrormer 2 жыл бұрын
Every time some dudebro complains women can't write fantasy, I expect in some afterlife Mary Shelley is rolling her eyes so hard the other spirits think she's possessing someone.
@TomFranklinX
@TomFranklinX 2 жыл бұрын
@@DStrormer There's far less women in the highest echelon of fantasy compared to men.
@jakerockznoodles
@jakerockznoodles 2 жыл бұрын
@@TomFranklinX Oh, JK Rowling? You mean an author who had to initialise their first name because trad publishing wouldn't publish a fantasy book with a woman's name on the cover. You know, an example the exact gender biases you're pretending don't exist! Why aren't more women writing fantasy? Because male dominated traditional publishing has, until recently, worked very hard to push them out of that sphere.
@jakerockznoodles
@jakerockznoodles 2 жыл бұрын
@@DStrormer And who, as to my point above, was pressured to pretend it wasn't her who wrote it. Because she was a woman.
@thelightningking8772
@thelightningking8772 2 жыл бұрын
“Look, all I’m saying is that I’ve never been on a bad date with a dragon.” - Some guy who is scared of women
@lanipolonium
@lanipolonium 2 жыл бұрын
Donkey from Shrek
@aesir1ases64
@aesir1ases64 2 жыл бұрын
@@lanipolonium lol
@erinjdoyle
@erinjdoyle 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying woman can't write fantasy" haha, yeah... I had a guy who was teaching fantasy literature at uni tell me that there were NO female fantasy authors due to the definition of fantasy that he used 🤢 Instant loss of respect
@achap4784
@achap4784 2 жыл бұрын
Damn what the hell what sort of definition is that 😂
@bruceh9780
@bruceh9780 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of interested in what kind of definition he had, I mean unless you specifically include the words "Written by a man", how do you exclude all female authors from the definition?
@chriszorander9333
@chriszorander9333 2 жыл бұрын
How on earth can you define fantasy so that Ursula K Le Guin, Katherine Kerr, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Elizabeth Moon, Diana Wynn Jones etc aren't inclued? Not to mention all the modern ones.
@Bookdragon11
@Bookdragon11 2 жыл бұрын
So he never heard about R.F. Kuang, Suzanne Collins, Fonda Lee? 🤣 Also, you can tell him that if he doesn't like female authors he shouldn't come to the Nordic countries since we have many! And they are great!
@DimaRakesah
@DimaRakesah 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine someone so openly sexist being in a teaching position. Yikes.
@vol94
@vol94 2 жыл бұрын
"The theatrical cuts are objectively better," is just as objectively wrong as saying, "The theatrical cuts are subjectively better," which is as objectively wrong as saying, "The theatrical cut is better than the extended in some ways."
@natrinsbarrow
@natrinsbarrow 2 жыл бұрын
I actually had this exact conversation (argument) with a friend a while back. After shooting down all his objections to the extended editions he settled on "They're just too long". And no, he hadn't read the books (unsurprisingly). Face meet palm.
@robbybevard8034
@robbybevard8034 2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to LotR the director's cuts for Fellowshiop and Return are certainly better, but I can see an argument being made for the theatrical Two Towers given it leaves out a lot of the slower bits and extended treebeard sequences... but I haven't watched the theatrical cuts since they were in theaters and have see the DCs dozens of times, so I have no idea if that's actually true or not.
@fredwardandthebear3192
@fredwardandthebear3192 2 жыл бұрын
@@robbybevard8034 Yeah, there's still a lot of good stuff that leaves out too.
@ohthreefiftyone
@ohthreefiftyone 2 жыл бұрын
@@fredwardandthebear3192 Yeah, for example, nothing in the extended edition of Fellowship addresses how dirty that movie does Merry and Pippin.
@raffaelsteinmann7296
@raffaelsteinmann7296 2 жыл бұрын
I think the theatrical editions are better. Fight me.
@UnstableStrafe
@UnstableStrafe 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do." Truly, a quote for the ages
@liambaker4537
@liambaker4537 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel,my name is Liam, and im 14 years old. You probably won't see this comment, let alone respond to it, but on the slight chance that you happen to, i just want know that if not for you, my passion for reading would not have been ignited. You have been the person keeping me on track with reading without even knowing it. You are by far my favorite human being on KZfaq, and if not for you i would not have read any of my favorite book series (Lord of the Rings, Discworld). So thank you so much for ll you do, you have changed my life without even knowing it.
@TheBabylane2
@TheBabylane2 2 жыл бұрын
"I like Terry Goodkind" "Gay people didn't exist until Freddy Mecury" "Because dragons dont scare me women do." LMAO!!!
@ryanb3254
@ryanb3254 2 жыл бұрын
These are my Top 3 as well
@Nurse_T
@Nurse_T 2 жыл бұрын
These are all the same person.
@davidmernick7360
@davidmernick7360 2 жыл бұрын
All the more funny since Freddie was bisexual, not gay.
@YAUUN
@YAUUN 2 жыл бұрын
Goodkind needed more demonic chickens and less psychopathic sadist main characters
@mylifeisameme9408
@mylifeisameme9408 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidmernick7360 exactly what I thought when he said it lmaoo
@mischarowe
@mischarowe 2 жыл бұрын
"I like Terry Goodkind" The scariest of them all.
@bishop_breloom
@bishop_breloom 2 жыл бұрын
“Dragons don’t scare me, Women do.” Absolutely golden
@thJune-ze7dn
@thJune-ze7dn 2 жыл бұрын
"I wrote a fantasy book and I didn't put a map in it." Good for you my man, good for you 10/10
@elizabeth-098
@elizabeth-098 2 жыл бұрын
"For my casting of Kaladin, I just want it to be Chris Pratt" PLEASE why have I never heard this before, I'm GONE
@HeavyTopspin
@HeavyTopspin 2 жыл бұрын
When we all know that the proper casting is Chris Pratt in drag for Syl.
@mgntstr
@mgntstr 2 жыл бұрын
cast Kaladin with a white male? that's sexist and misogynism, women need more representation Kaladin must be cast with a POC female!!!!!!
@jwinget1999
@jwinget1999 2 жыл бұрын
@@mgntstr well, Kaladin is a POC, so I don't know what you are getting at...
@mgntstr
@mgntstr 2 жыл бұрын
@@jwinget1999 a tan or brown eyes does not qualify whitey to the POC community.
@jwinget1999
@jwinget1999 2 жыл бұрын
@@mgntstr It's not a white man with a tan skin, it's an asian with a tan skin. Brandon has himself said that there are almost no white characters in SA.
@slivovcmok6157
@slivovcmok6157 2 жыл бұрын
“gay people didn't exist till Freddie Mercury“ had me rolling :D
@Pablo360able
@Pablo360able 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re *excited* for this adaptation” got me immediately.
@hcstubbs3290
@hcstubbs3290 2 жыл бұрын
"If your fantasy series doesn't have a hard magic system, I'm not hard for it" combined with that tone of voice was perfect. 😂👌
@christophertravis222
@christophertravis222 2 жыл бұрын
All I was thinking was that poor wall from all the hits off the door 😂
@rebeccam6342
@rebeccam6342 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@OhmIsFutile
@OhmIsFutile 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this, I'd be surprised if there isn't a handle-shaped print on that wall :P
@lancepachonmueller3480
@lancepachonmueller3480 2 жыл бұрын
every time I am at half priced books I pass by Terry Goodkind and I go "hey I know that author!" and then I instantly remember why I know that author
@lordshavron
@lordshavron 2 жыл бұрын
You got me excited that they were adapting The First Law and I just missed that news story. After doing some research I'm now sad.
@dornishraven1628
@dornishraven1628 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@beardybeardface
@beardybeardface 2 жыл бұрын
@@dornishraven1628 so no adaptation? or it reeks of WOTonPrime?
@eldrago19
@eldrago19 2 жыл бұрын
2:57 I always wonder how these people know so little history. Matilda lead armies in the medieval era to fight to become Queen of England. England had 3 queens in a row (Jane Grey, Mary, and Elizabeth) just after the end of the medieval era.
@samrevlej9331
@samrevlej9331 7 ай бұрын
I mean you could argue that warrior women were the exception that confirmed the rule, but even then, like Daniel said, there are literal dragons wandering around and your biggest gripe is gender equality being unrealistic?
@cruzreza
@cruzreza 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do" Literally almost died from choke/ laughing 🤣
@grimscriven
@grimscriven 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do." -- The blurb that should have been printed on all those 90s Fantasy novel covers. 😅
@shyguypro9876
@shyguypro9876 2 жыл бұрын
As a OP fan, I really felt that “you have to hate any upcoming adaptations”
@gregorycourtney1532
@gregorycourtney1532 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, I think its good , and its something I try to do in general, not rain on someone else's parade. If the setting is approiatte let them be excited for whatever it is, even if it is say Twilight or 50 shades.
@tomswiftyphilo2504
@tomswiftyphilo2504 2 жыл бұрын
"dragons don't scare me; women do" this needs to be a shirt
@shahidahamed621
@shahidahamed621 2 жыл бұрын
Elitists are the worst no matter what medium you consume. I have encountered so many of them here in the One Piece reviews 😅
@aubergistealacave1790
@aubergistealacave1790 2 жыл бұрын
And they complain about there hobbis isn't populaire will skaring people away
@theodororeus3950
@theodororeus3950 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a fantasy snob. One Piece isnt my cup of tea and I want Daniel to make whatever content he wishes to do... I just wish that One Piece wasnt one of them.
@JJMB27
@JJMB27 2 жыл бұрын
@@theodororeus3950 So you want him to make whatever content he wishes but not really
@theodororeus3950
@theodororeus3950 2 жыл бұрын
@@JJMB27 there is a subtle difference in wishing he’d make other content and wishing that he felt like making other content. But essentially yes.
@TheCrustaceanQueen
@TheCrustaceanQueen 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do" pffffff I can't-
@someromaboo
@someromaboo 2 жыл бұрын
I actually screamed when he sayed that the extended edition is too long. I think I have a problem. No!! You know what I don't have a problem the extended edition is perfect and saying otherwise is BLASPHEMY!!!
@yogtheterrible
@yogtheterrible 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt is playing every character in the Stormlight Archive series. True story.
@TT-qc2mu
@TT-qc2mu 2 жыл бұрын
I've encountered so many of these in your comment sections lmao, good shit Daniel
@DanielGreeneReviews
@DanielGreeneReviews 2 жыл бұрын
As have I. As have I.
@jonolas1626
@jonolas1626 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielGreeneReviews You can't say we are an unlimited source of inspiration, huh?
@corneliusquincydavenportic1913
@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 2 жыл бұрын
“I like Terry Goodkind” You’re never gonna let that one go, huh? Good, me neither. Also, your poor Green Knight poster.
@songindarkness
@songindarkness 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the one that really made me laugh 😂
@lordhoot1
@lordhoot1 2 жыл бұрын
"It's set in a fantasy world with goblins, of course there's no real world allegory here and it's weird that you're even looking for one" "Actually if this completely fictional fantasy world is inspired by medieval Europe then they shouldn't have tomatoes or alpacas, it's a mistake by the author" "It's just authentic for female characters to get threatened with r*pe in every chapter, that's how it was in the Second Age"
@ikateeo
@ikateeo 2 жыл бұрын
that last part! men (and sometimes even women) are so quick to accept completely fictional things but have a hard life-or-death stance on women being raped, murdered, abused and discriminated against no matter the setting because 'that's just how the world works'.
@1andOnlyDaniel
@1andOnlyDaniel 2 жыл бұрын
"No I didn't watch the book" that's the only thing I hear everytime I rewatch that
@leopardscanfly
@leopardscanfly 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally just the chat whenever Dan watches a new Wheel of Time trailer
@Litera_Trotter
@Litera_Trotter 2 жыл бұрын
The one who is not scared of dragons and the one who didn't put a map are my favs ❤️❤️
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here, enjoying the video, and then out of nowhere "I'd want Kaladin to be played by Chris Pratt." Straight up snorted.
@herbertkraft7379
@herbertkraft7379 2 жыл бұрын
"Because Dragons don't scare me, but women do" is gonna be the motto for my next toxic male NPC.
@WyllCKP
@WyllCKP 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, depending on context, that could also be the line of a progressive male character
@jencendiary
@jencendiary 2 жыл бұрын
@@WyllCKP Talking about women as if they are an entire other species is not the hallmark of progressive thought.
@WyllCKP
@WyllCKP 2 жыл бұрын
@@jencendiary ...what? No one talked about women as if they were another species. Are you an extremely literal who doesn't understand metaphor or simile? I don't see where you are coming from. I just thought it would be silly if in a scene some stoic male hero stood saying he wasn't afraid of dragons (and presumably certain death), yet women made him nervous. Why? Maybe he knew a lot of female warriors or something. Or he was very inspired and has great respect for the Aiel. I don't know, none of this is real, and it was all a joke.
@alananimus9145
@alananimus9145 2 жыл бұрын
"Because dragons don't scare me women do."
@omerlavie2816
@omerlavie2816 2 жыл бұрын
The theatrical editions of LoTR are the best for a first time watcher and I will stand by that.
@ADHDlanguages
@ADHDlanguages 2 жыл бұрын
That's ok, you probably have other opinions about stuff that are good.
@duolingo0552
@duolingo0552 Жыл бұрын
HERESY!!!
@Awes0m3n3s5
@Awes0m3n3s5 6 ай бұрын
@@ADHDlanguages No worries, you probably have some intelligence in there somewhere! :)
@elvislakra4818
@elvislakra4818 2 жыл бұрын
"If your fantasy series does not have a hard magic system, i am not hard for it" lmao, love that line
@robinronin
@robinronin 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s not a good fantasy book unless a character undulates at least once.”
@wabisabi7755
@wabisabi7755 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't care if the writer is a man or a woman. If it's a good book, I would read it. Oh, you want to see a picture of my bookshelf? Um... No."
@grimgonz0407
@grimgonz0407 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Goblin, guess what? I discovered this channel relatively recently and it inspired me to finally start writing a fantasy novel idea I've had for a while now for NaNoWriMo, so thanks for that. I've avoided writing it for so long bc I thought the market was just too saturated and I didn't want to be that creative writing major that was convinced he/she was going to write the next LOTR/ Harry Potter, but here I am regardless. Anyway, thanks for the inspiration
@anwenm
@anwenm 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on starting! I started writing my trilogy two years ago yesterday. Life’s been hectic so I’m only halfway through the second (and haven’t got round to editing the first yet) but I can honestly say there’s nothing more satisfying than watching your crazy ideas come together into something (vaguely) coherent
@samhunt6300
@samhunt6300 2 жыл бұрын
@@anwenm good luck to both of you.
@gandalfandcats1905
@gandalfandcats1905 2 жыл бұрын
Me: calmly watching video Daniel: "The LOTR extended editions are too long" Me: K sir- you've gone too far
@obi-wan-pierogi
@obi-wan-pierogi 2 жыл бұрын
The whole audiobook thing drives me wild cause like… what about blind people or sight impaired people? People shit on things that make the world more accessible like audiobooks, subtitles, self checkouts and even contactless delivery and I don’t think they understand how helpful these things are for a lot of people myself included!
@alfredodepesto5020
@alfredodepesto5020 2 жыл бұрын
"So start reading Malazan..." I really gotta stop saying that one lmao
@enhydralutra
@enhydralutra 2 жыл бұрын
"He said the line calmly in the book and screamed it in the movie, this is a completely original critique that totally hasn't been made a billion times already and I'm super cool for having said it."
@robbybevard8034
@robbybevard8034 2 жыл бұрын
The Harry Potter example is less a case of people hyper harping on that one moment, and more that it's easy to point to as an exemplar of all the things being done wrong. It's like Batnipples aren't actually what made Batman and Robin bad, and nuking the fridge didn't make Indy 4 bad, and the characters wearing their kimonos backwards in Avatar indicating they were dead because the costume designer didn't know anything about the culture... Those little details aren't singlehandedly ruining somemthing but they are emblamatic of a lack of attention or care or really crazy ideas... and its easier to say the one thing than recite a long list.
@tommy_svk
@tommy_svk 2 жыл бұрын
@@robbybevard8034 I agree but once you've heard the exact same criticism for the 1000th time, you just roll your eyes over it. They are simply overused memes that stopped being funny ages ago and are just annoying now.
@theflickchick9850
@theflickchick9850 2 жыл бұрын
I love HP but the memes in the fandom are just...eeeeehhh...not funny. Especially the Voldemort nose joke. It's so worn out.
@Skystrid3r
@Skystrid3r 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf "*something entirely unhinged*,' Dumbledore said calmly" never fails to crack me up.
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 2 жыл бұрын
"If it's not even remotely like Lord of the Rings, it's trash" "J. R. R. Tolkien was a hack" - Probably someone
@bigshortstop1931
@bigshortstop1931 2 жыл бұрын
More often then not they say “Lord of the Rings is too long….when’s the next season of Game of Thrones?”
@nickpillow
@nickpillow 2 жыл бұрын
I felt so validated by the book vs audiobook ! I don’t have time to always sit down and read! Thank you lol
@insertnamehere3937
@insertnamehere3937 2 жыл бұрын
"He named them the 'mountains of mist'. He copied the whole thing from Tolkien."
@mms7151
@mms7151 2 жыл бұрын
Some dood: *mentions a minor criticism about a well loved book Some other dood: “WeLl wHY ARe yoU sTiLL ReaDiNG IT, NO ONe’S FoRCiNG YOu sO ShUT UPP”
@gerbie42
@gerbie42 2 жыл бұрын
That "The Green Knight" poster has quite some things to endure with Daniel's door around.
@dungeonmaster217
@dungeonmaster217 2 жыл бұрын
"Gay people didn't exist before Freddy Mercury" I burst out laughing on this part for some reason
@destro6971
@destro6971 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you hurt me with the thought of a First Law adaptation? I wants it!
@t.f.lesage8634
@t.f.lesage8634 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, 1:38 literally happened to me the other day but with black Hobbits in Amazon's LotR. I was tryna say the problem is there shouldn't be Hobbits at all, and the other person was like "BUTWHYTHEYBLACKLEAVEYOURLIBERALWOKEAGENDAOUTOFTHIS". And ohhh, 2:58. Oh how I wish I didn't come across this virtually every every day in the fantasy community.
@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl
@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl 2 жыл бұрын
Exept it does not make sense that there is black hoppits
@t.f.lesage8634
@t.f.lesage8634 2 жыл бұрын
@@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl It doesn't make sense that there are hobbits at all. But why on earth would black hobbits specifically not make sense?
@ikateeo
@ikateeo 2 жыл бұрын
@@t.f.lesage8634 racism! that's why.
@t.f.lesage8634
@t.f.lesage8634 2 жыл бұрын
@@ikateeo Yup.
@GreycatRademenes
@GreycatRademenes 2 жыл бұрын
I think this could also be titled as "Fans of LITERARILY EVERY FICTION EVER"
@swiftkatstudio
@swiftkatstudio 2 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that the door has foam all over the back so he doesn't damage the wall with all that door slamming.
@aidenharper1046
@aidenharper1046 2 жыл бұрын
The manga one was a self insert of early Daniel lol.
@dylanbeazer2506
@dylanbeazer2506 2 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant, simply brilliant.
@justanothervoice2538
@justanothervoice2538 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, that was the funniest thing I’ve seen on KZfaq this week, and it’s SO true! I’ve met just about every one of those people in comments to your videos alone! That just made my day, hope to see more skits like this in the future!
@ShatteredAce
@ShatteredAce 2 жыл бұрын
"Gay people didn't exist until Freddie Mercury" Really happy I wasn't drinking coffee during this, cause it would have gone ALL over my monitor at that part
@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl
@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl 2 жыл бұрын
Well homosexual behavior existed the idea of being gay is very modern
@lizziebowen4127
@lizziebowen4127 2 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted to laugh and scream so much when watching one of your videos. You are brilliant and diabolical, and I feel obligated to give this a like even though almost everything said makes my skin crawl. Well done Mr. Goblin man, well done!
@bradymcdaniel3813
@bradymcdaniel3813 2 жыл бұрын
When ur in class but you still got to watch anyway
@milospollonia1121
@milospollonia1121 2 жыл бұрын
pay attention in class folks
@bradymcdaniel3813
@bradymcdaniel3813 2 жыл бұрын
No calculus is the worse
@milospollonia1121
@milospollonia1121 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradymcdaniel3813 ok yeah nevermind
@neilpatrick1553
@neilpatrick1553 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you like fantasy? Name every fantasy series ever."
@renata6002
@renata6002 2 жыл бұрын
"I like it when they kill animal companions." Me: Absolutely not. *puts the book away* Also, poor wall getting abused for this.
@rodrigo3732
@rodrigo3732 2 жыл бұрын
"Wait,is the story happy? That is so childish"
@MrSloth-sy3rh
@MrSloth-sy3rh 2 жыл бұрын
ya happy people don't exist everyone has to be miserable that's real
@user-um5tq7qe5z
@user-um5tq7qe5z 2 жыл бұрын
There's also the variant on the "if you're excited for this adaptation you're a naive child" that goes "if you're excited for this adaptation you're a paid shill" that is currently being screeched by a very small but very shrill minority of the Wheel of Time fandom...
@august1837
@august1837 2 жыл бұрын
This video is genius I love it But seriously, I appreciate the making fun of people who don’t consider audiobooks to be a valid way of reading. As someone who physically can’t read except through audiobooks it’s just really frustrating when someone who probably read a quarter of the books I read tells me that everything I’ve ever read is invalid
@korvisus
@korvisus 2 жыл бұрын
you had me googling first law adaptation. you got me so excited T.T
@TKZells16
@TKZells16 2 жыл бұрын
Fans: "Fantasy didn't get good until the 90s" Me: Oh look at that, you managed to get King Arthur to rise from the Lake of Avalon.
@ChrisBurnes
@ChrisBurnes 2 жыл бұрын
0:37 Amazing and I'm definitely going to be getting some use of this video at this timestamp.
@temujanradari1105
@temujanradari1105 2 жыл бұрын
So many takes!!! They just keep coming!!!
@tylerharrell9862
@tylerharrell9862 2 жыл бұрын
"This is a versus situation," 😂 two authors enter! One author leaves! Welcome to THE AUTHORDOME!
@stwill939
@stwill939 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually incredible!!!! Pure gold. You’re a genius Daniel!
@JoshNeller
@JoshNeller 2 жыл бұрын
The one where Daniel (a map lover) wrote a "fantasy book" that has no maps in it, that one SHOT ME in the gut laughing. P.S. Put a map next time in your book so I can put it on my wall, thank you! Luz ya
@emmafritz4657
@emmafritz4657 2 жыл бұрын
"Dragons don't scare me, women do!" Saved the best for last!! Had me rolling!
@tyengineer0
@tyengineer0 2 жыл бұрын
The “I Only” book and “I Only” movie people got me the most I loved this it’s so true🙏🏼💯
@joedan5366
@joedan5366 2 жыл бұрын
"Because dragons don't scare me woman do" is both hilarious and sadly accurate
@aesir1ases64
@aesir1ases64 2 жыл бұрын
The same way that goes for that people that dont want to see man in position of power anymore in fantasy because its a "opressive patriarchal society"
@joedan5366
@joedan5366 2 жыл бұрын
@@aesir1ases64 I agree with you
@DimaRakesah
@DimaRakesah 2 жыл бұрын
@@aesir1ases64 Plenty of dudes are in power in stories still, they just share the stage a bit more these days.
@Kedai610
@Kedai610 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt as Kaladin is a delightfully cursed thought
@stacyjohnson1853
@stacyjohnson1853 2 жыл бұрын
The audiobook input makes me feel understood ❤❤
@poppypollen4362
@poppypollen4362 2 жыл бұрын
Got triggered by manga one, choked on the argument when you proceeded pointing out the exact one I was thinking 🤣
@Lothiril
@Lothiril 2 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: while The Shannara Chronicles TV series certainly isn't a masterpiece, it was still enjoyable to watch for me. I don't think it's as terrible as people say it is... maybe it's not "good", but I'd say it's okay-ish if you don't think too long about it. 🤔
@livinghistory9701
@livinghistory9701 2 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@rupert6999
@rupert6999 2 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaa………..no
@squarecross7383
@squarecross7383 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but a piece of media shouldn’t punish you for thinking about it...
@Lothiril
@Lothiril 2 жыл бұрын
@@squarecross7383 I don't think it's a punishment, there's just not much to it. But that applies to a lot of fantasy stories. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@Berndr
@Berndr 2 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to disagree with you, It was far from perfect and it did look low budget....but I still enjoyed it
@Derekivery
@Derekivery 2 жыл бұрын
Because Dragons don't scare me women do - I LOST IT!!!!!
@Miss_Myth
@Miss_Myth 2 жыл бұрын
The "didn't read the book/didn't watch the movie" duo was OUTSTANDING! 😂 Did you know the pitch was going to be *that* exact of a match? 🤣 Just brilliant! 👏👏👏
@BlueRoses345
@BlueRoses345 2 жыл бұрын
On the one hand I'm genuinely enjoying the content and then on the other my anxiety goes up a notch each time the door smashes against the wall leaving me staring at my computer screen as my brain plays images of what the wall might look like now after filming :x
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