"shorter video" LMFAOOOOO I THOUGHT

biggest plot twist was finding out that joey, isaac, and chris were black guys

I like how he just casually brings up that Chris’s mom was chilling with them in the garage lmao

“homie was acting like a dingus”

“I was the only white person in that room so I did not have access to that word” lmaoooo

This dude just talked about a regular ass day with a beginner smoker

The paranoid stoner that thinks the police are gonna come and raid the house because your smoking a joint is the worse, you have to be careful with them all it takes is a knock at the door or a passing cop car and they are trying to flush your weed down the toilet

"HE PUTS WEED ON THE PIZZA. HE OPENS HIS FUCKING GRINDER" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT HAS ME DYING YOUR STORIES ARE HILARIOUS

“Ay bruh you sure you good” “Yeah dawg im good” *continues sprinkling weed on pizza*

Issac just watching this like “the f?”

Give Isaac a break he was just tryna make pizza edibles

goblin seems like such a understanding guy i swear

Props to Chris for not being mad at Joey, especially cuz Joey was probably punching air after watching that happen

LMFAOO THE MOM WAS IN THE GARAGE THE WHOLE TIME WHAAT HAHAHA

bro i was gonna roll up a joint but the girlfriend of my friend (who i dont realy know that well) wants to roll it so im like fine here you go, i tos her my bag with like 6 grams in it. so im talking a bit with my friends then the girl who rolled up my joint gives me the joint and the bag with nothing in it left!! so i said where is the rest of the weed, and she said i have used it all. so im walking to her boyfriend (my friend) and im like yo your girl just stole like 5 grams off me but she denied it. so he begins to yell at her untill she cried and gave me the weed. 1 day later she broke up with him.

I knew this kid who posed like he was some massive drug lord, talked about how he would sell thousands of dollars in coke, no one ever believed him, and overall was just a weird compulsive liar. 100% would not smoke with him again

The best part of this story is that everyone has dealt with a guy like this in the circle

spoiler* elon musk isn't actually in the video

in conclusion: you need to man up and tell people when something is wrong

Bout time isaac started freestyling I'm pretty sure that blunt was dry enough to smoke like cmon man you don't wanna hit the blunt because it's moist? You could have roasted it with the lighter or used the microwave now that was a waste of weed lol

"Don't wanna humiliate anyone on video" Little late to be saying that.

who would waste weed by eating the literal flower??? shook

As someone who was on a track team, this kid sounds like half the team.

Weed on the pizza? My guy he def was smokin with Supreme patty

Man... even after all that lame shit he pulled you still leave some nug in his grinder for him. All I gotta say is your a good man

Who uses Blackbeard with iron sights

i would’ve made him give my weed back after he said that lmao

“Y’all wanna hear me freestyle.” That shit had me dead

“I don’t have access to that word” unproblematic king

I went to go smoke at a hiking park in LA with friends so we had the best view of dodger stadium and downtown. It was late at night and the park was near closing, we were high af when the cops came around so we thought we were in trouble but really they were just announcing the park being closed. On our way back to the car everyone was high as fuck. It’s like a ten minute walk back to the car. When we got back to the car I almost wanted to walk back home because I didn’t want someone driving high. Bro said he was good now, so I trusted him. We started to leave when we got to the exit, the gate was fucking closed. Everyone started freaking out, that’s cus they were faded. I was chillin saying it’s not a big deal or whatever. The driver was getting so scared for no reason I shit you not bro drove on the fucking park to get out onto the road a good like 100 feet. Just imagine seeing a car come out some bushes ina middle of the night. That was us. We then went to McDonald’s n laughed it off lol

I love how you use “I digress”. Hilarious, and a perfect phrase for the situation.

Lol bro if it was me I would have been straight up and just asked for the blunt back just unravel it and take the weed out, I would’ve took care of homie Isaac and just laughed. Goblin why u let him do all this when he’s not in the right mind 😂😂

Why ain't u just roast the blunt witb ur lighter

so i just smoked a bunch of weed, watched a 2014 goblin video where he sounded like a nerdy squirrel, to this one where he sounded like a former crackhead now plumber. That really made he trip

I swear to god every dealers name is chris

Igh so the mom was in the garage watching her drug dealer son smoke

Not a hoot and a holler smoking with "issac" amirite?

love u goblin but after playing siege for like 3 years and seeing a beginner gameplay for one of ur videos i feel like killing myself lol

Issac sounds like the typa person to snatch the lighters

this has got to be the funniest shit i’ve listened to while high

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it E I T H E R W A Y

Worst person I smoked with was my cousins friend and he wouldnt stop ashing the blunt .

God I love your channel, stumbled upon it a little smashed up, searching hash - listening to you is like listening to old school radio while you stoned by someone who's stoned - as a teen from the nineties it's awesome.

Had similar experience on my 18th birthday. Only lightly smoked weed a few times before, so I went all out on the BONG not knowing and legs felt tingly first so I got up then I fell because I felt paralyzed and kept getting this twitchy feeling like every second lasted a lifetime. Friends got me to a chair and I closed my eyes and felt like I was losing power of all my muscles and limbs, slowly turning off. This is when I panicked and told them to call the ambulance lol good thing they didn't. After that my eyes still closed I felt myself like a tiny ball flying through space and then I started coming back gaining movement I would stroke my jumper and it really felt good so I just kept stroking objects around me and dropping stuff. Then I got the twitching feeling back and slowly a few hours later got sober enough to cut the birthday cake. I had a go at my friends thinking they gave me LSD or something but they said it was prob just the bong and the amount I smoked. WILD 18th birthday ngl.

ayyy, you had a good rant about this on twitter, good to hear what fully happened.

8:35 he must have had that oregano

This series helped me during my detox phase of a alcohol dependence while I was in the hospital. Man thank you so much

Discovered this channel a few days ago and just binge listening to these stories!!

I was high and I swear to god I saw a cop and we all ran but then I saw yellow lights it was just the parks security and they said I’m never smoking weed with you in a park ever again

Will you please do a krokodil review? Thanks govlin

"ayo u gotta see ths ghost bru" Issac-2019

This is my first time watching your vids and I was dying laughing about the whole thing and I don't even smoke anymore. Good job bro keep it up.

why can’t you just dry it off with the lighter😂🤦‍♀️

Blackbeard without sights 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Bro, I've seen your vids pop up here and there on my feed... but after watching this, I subbed immediately! Cant wait to watch more of your vids and hear your crazy stories man! Keep up the awesome vids!

Goblin being a true bro giving the goofy homie a care package and everything.

You know it’s a bad vibe when you deny the freestyle and they still drop straight dookie bars anyways 😂😂

This sounds like some shit me and my brother saw. I really like the video man, took my back to my weed smoking days which were some of the best times for me. I smoked weed from age 16 until I was 20 everyday with my twin brother. Our parents didn’t really trip about us smoking so everyone used to come over and smoke with us just to not get busted (we live in Texas) yeah bro we had to kick a few people out on more than one occasion.

yo Gobby, good looks for calming my brain with your stories the past half decade or so. You don’t even know the things your videos have got me through. Love from boston.

been looking for another weedtuber/story teller to watch and you got the sub from me man

lmao so u put 1.4 in the grinder theres still enough for 4 bowls... so you smokin .5 size blunts or .1 bowls lmao

Bro I’m gonna be real I’m kinda self conscious about how shitty I am to hang out with when i get super fucking stoned bc I start getting paranoid that I’m makin a fool out of myself n shit but this makes me feel so much better like damn wtf is wrong with this dude

im trippin om ecstasy right now, this videos lit keep up the good work never change!

Bro im doing homework and i listen AND HE ATE IT LMAO thanks for all the laughs man

"Send him home with a lil care package" goblin the purest of smokers

LMFAOOUPOHI “Watch my ghost” *leave me tf alone*

Goblin out here taking on the learning curve of one of if not the most toxic games out there

_I came across your channel and love the stories funny as hell! New sub_

Bruh u made it hella complicated u could've avoided this whole thing if u were just upfront from the beginning.

This guy is such a master kush smoker he gave everybody the wrong definition of ghosting a hit. 10/10 stoner.

On who it’s been 3 years god damn time flies I was just a lil youngin watching goblin with 20k subs ❤️ love you goblito

You did the right thing, even though it wasn’t your problem. Sometimes you just have to take control.

i feel like this guy don’t even smoke

Hit the blunt every time he says “right” / “okay” 😂

I swear you're a new favorite youtuber of mine lmaooo

this is one of the funniest videos goblin has ever made

starting off 2019 with siege gameplay 👌 perfect

Take a shot everytime he says “Either way”

Had to subscribe after this amazing story time 😂

You seem like a chill dude. I subbed and am binging all ur vids rn ;)

That’s kinda messed up y’all ain’t half to kick bro out I mean yeah he a goof ball but he was probably just trying to be cool and fit in

You guys seem really boring to smoke with

“bro you gotta see this ghost bro” 😂😂 i’m dead

This was my first goblin video i ever watched & still favorit !

I always worry im "that guy" because i get pretty autistic when i smoke but i try to keep it to myself and still be respectful. Personal space and all that. But, i will also rock back and forth just saying the word "Butter" and staring into space for like 20 minutes so.. idk

Either I’m high af or this is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute

I've recently discovered your channel about 2 hours ago and I really like you. It's funny that my name is Isaac and you uploaded this on my birthday and the story is about "Isaac" and im never like this Isaac guy when I'm cheifin.😂

Sounds like a fever dream. Can’t stop watching the vids 💯

Iss gang first ‼️💯

Sprinkle the weed on the pizza honestly a mood

was dying laughing at the pizza part homie good shit

Bro ur soo close so 100k I remember u before 10k congrats dude

I didn’t think you’d be able to cringe me out but then we got to the freestyle.

jesus christ thats like every smoker pet peeve into one person 💀

I probably did some goofy things myself when I was a beginner but I never thought I'd hear about someone sprinkling weed on a pizza. And you still gave him some weed to bring home with him. Respect.

I watched this the first time while sober, and I’m watching it while high now and man this shit is funny as duck 😂😂😂

Says he puts at least 1.4 gs in his grinder but after the roll, there is like 4 bowls in there wtf that mean you rollin .6s out here? 😂😂😂 skiiiimp

This gotta be the funniest goblin story ever

This is a jokes story man just subbed. Stuff like this has happened to me also! Get better!

This is the funniest video on this channel hands down lmao