I love how accurate to the true isle experience this video is. me : "This looks safe?" The isle: " Haha, awe sweetie...no..."

Doesnt matter in what map you are.. CLIFF will be with you ALL THE TIME

Bit of advice to help with surviving in The Isle. You can take out organs from player dinos/AI Tenos. You can get them out by biting open the body with normal attacks then pressing G to grab a piece. Should take out an organ if the body's opened enough. The organs you can get are: 2 lungs (Which both give the three dots) 1 Intestine (Which gives //) 1 Heart (Which gives S) 1 Stomach (Which gives diet based on what they had most of. Typically it'll be dots) Organs gives substantially more diet than eating the body too. So it's worth going the little extra effort to eat them.

Reminds me of the Panjura map… Which every time I try to help a new player, they always end up dying to cliffs.

So many of the changes and decisions the devs make really lead me to believe they don’t even play the game

Cliff....we meet again

The problem with the cliffs is that the devs test their maps using Omniraptor, which is resistant to bone break due to smaller weight + ability to jump. So the map is difficult to traverse if you are a heavy dinosaur, since it wasn’t tested with a heavy dinosaur in the first place.

Glad to know it's not just me. I took a break from the isle and came back when gateway oficially realesed on the main evrima branch, and I died multiple times to falling all of the sudden I thought I just got worse at the game pecificly not falling to my death lol. But it seems it's just this new map is even worse than the last in this sense. Great video Man.

Mud immediately gets washed off during rain. Anyways, fun video. Respect for your perseverance ^^

They REALLY need to bring back global chat, or in the very least, global species specific chat so you can find people to play with. The Isle STILL isn't fun.

Lol this was brilliant. BTW, I’d love to see more POT documentaries they were soo awesome!

This new map is hell. They even made pteras stamina bad when its purpose isto fly and use stamina.

26:06 the INSTANT panicking 😭😭

This not a game this is self hate. 🤣

These cliffs are your biggest enemy xyph, they Even forced you to drop the F-bomb, amazing

If the blood icon has a plus on it that means you've healed and won't lose blood anymore, also when your low health and that blood icon is going down does not mean you will randomly die you can only die of blood loss when the blood drop goes to zero.

when you killed the carno in the water, you couldve pulled him out

26:07 a legit jumpscare, I think you pressed all the buttons on your keyboard there 🤣

The beginning is like a copy of my suffering lol. Seriously, these cliffs are my nightmare in the isle. Btw 21:45 mud does not work when it is raining.

when its raining you cant mud yourself up, but they also cant smell your blood so that good

13:32 it’s finally happened 🥹 The flying teno ai has finally come to fruition! All praise flying ai teno 😭🙏

What I learned is that the mountains aren’t that steep, but they’re juuust steep enough that, on the way down, a tiny lip will send you flying to guaranteed death. I think the roads are gonna end up being a lot more important for navigation than we may think.

This is why I’m subbed to you. You keep it real, thank you man.

Best sentence by xyph ever: alright fellas, I'm gonna z-walk... gonna try and inch dow_ FU

What we need for a good game: More stamina More hunger resistance More thirst resistance MORE DINOS MORE BUFFS NO MORE CLIFFS

“This is fake mud everybody” *its raining*💀

You can still drag a body out of the water if you swim above it and press the grab button, but the body will sink after a while so you gotta be quick, you don’t have to be an aquatic dino to drag bodies in the water.

Yo the way bleed works in evrima, it doesn’t deal damage over time, it lowers your stamina regen instead. When there’s a white + on the blood symbol, your blood is healing and you’re not leaving a blood trail.

Do you know about the harvesting of organs in this game? Truly a lifesaver, gives you the opportunity for a perfect diet off the bat once you find a body as a juvi

Play Ptera on current Evrima build if you want the actual worst experience possible.

You: “Any sane person would end it there” Me in my head: “I am not a sane person” You out loud: “I am not a sane person” Me finishing my thought: “as I am still playing the game and… AYYYYYYYY SAME TIME AS THOUGHT!”

The update and the map are now trash, never thought I'd see new content be so unwelcomed

Of course, of course there was a deino in the pond! It wouldn't have made sense if it wasn't. I still jumped when it popped out of there! Heh, you reminded me why I don't play that game anymore, instead, just watch videos like yours. :D

I think that Stego that fell was me 😂 You are welcome

stands in the rain wondering why the mud won't stick

Once you have the plus sign you aren't bleeding anymore and are recovering blood. You were in no danger of bleeding out when you said you might bleed out lol. When you killed that small carno in the water you could have dragged it out of the water so you could eat it instead of going hungry. Other than that I like your humor and good vid. I subscribed. Edit: I just watched the rest of the video. How in the hell did you live through that deino? You are super lucky or that was the dumbest deino player. I loved the panicked button smashing lol.

I remember painfully growing a Stego, got to sub adult, only for my game to end in disaster when I sat up from a line of bushes and moved one step only to fall to my death. As it turns out, every cliff in the Isle is laden with bush lines conveniently hiding straight drops to instant death. You can even find corpses of other players that way to eat if you're a carnivore, lmao. Whoever designed this map was a sadist.

13:26 THE TENO HAS ASCENDED

8:54 that’s too real lmao

On gateway you must first trust your nose, then the roads and never the cliffs. It is the way. Also the way this man describes things is the most serotonin-inducing thing of my day every time. Keep up the good work >:)

my man, when u have that x on ur blood drop icon means u r not bleeding anymore, ur bleed is just healing, so dont worry about the blood trails :D

some games do this rlly well. Playing tarkov is described as “kick me in the balls” and they lean into it. The isle can’t seem to make their mind up

:( i wish they just focused on dinos, maps are pointless without dino variety

BTW mud doesn't work when it's raining!

When the white plus mark is on the blood you’re not bleeding anymore🤠

21:50 It's raining so the mud doesn't work

I'd say this is the only The Isle experience anyone has ever had.

My god... you'd think after falling to ur death 3-4 off a cliff, you'd learn to stay away from cliffs...

If the blood has a cross on it you are regenerating blood

the slo-mo at 26:25 killed me xD

Lol had me laughing during the beginning with how you were giving commentary in such an annoyed yet casual tone 😂 I been playing The Isle since late 2015 but ever since the diet debuffs were added I've watched 3 communities die off due to poor Dev decisions for the game. The Isle Devs are basically ruining their game more & more making the gameplay so tedious rather than enjoyable :/ I've got sucked back into Path of Titans where I'll probably stay especially since a lot of the servers I use to play on in The Isle (including realism RP servers) have made servers there on that game - probably only a matter of time before The Isle just becomes another game we use to know with a near dead if not completely dead player base.

18:40 I am in pain because you could have easily dragged that out of the water. You can hold G on a carcass WHILE SWIMMING EVEN to drag it.

First rule of the Isle: You can't play as a mountain goat xD Anyways, really enjoyed the video. It's difficult to find food as carnivores. A bit easier as cera but yea. There's always bound to be food in the woods from aspiring mountain goats.

the mud isnt working because it is raining the rain is taking the mud off of you

bro you make me laugh so hard on those jumpscare I sub hahaha

Absolutely love your videos. Keep up the awesome work!

6:30 what a fucked up situation.... why, an adult crock is camping in that small pond? Isn't that boring? What if nobody comes around XD damn

21:05 just like with the drinking from water, if wallowing doesnt seem to work try to go a bit deeper into the puddle and try again Edit: 22:25 the white Plus symbol in the bleed indicator means you have stopped bleeding and your blood pool is regenerating

The devs are clueless, they couldn’t balance those game if they’re lives depended on if. Such stupid decisions being made

Not knowing the map well definitely causes a lot of navigation issues. Spend an hour or 2 as a ptera exploring the pathways and you will never have that issie again. Sadly that is all pteras are good for right now

The fish gods have evolved...into teno gods! Good ol bugs-I mean features...

18:46 bro u coulda grabbed a chunk of meat from that carno

one suggestion I can gove you instead of using a map os to use paths. Even though they are slow they can help you navigate the map better and you won’t run the risk of falling down a cliff. Another one would be following the migration zone. even though the one you followed lacked animals to feed on, There are some that have plenty of that. You can also grab food by pressing G.

I was the food on top of that rock 😂

Love that the devs said there would be less running off cliffs and now its worse than ever

what, you guys get to play the Isle? *stares at the "connecting" screen freezing for 10 minutes before kicking me back to the main menu*

mud dont work in rain, washes off

jesus that deino scared ts out of me

I tried pteranodon on the map yesterday and i really wouldn't have noticed the difference if they took my night vision away right now. Night vision is pretty much useless atm I do like the glowing eyes though, nice touch.

That thick brown fog that shows up for long periods of time isnt a game feature, its a visual bug. safe logging sometimes fixes it, but so far i havent been able to find any reliable way to fix it. it makes the game so hard to play lol

Mud doesn't work when it's raining.

bought game yesterday, I proceeded to starve to death 4 times before turning game off to do anything else.

21:23 it was raining

The Vince meme😂

the mud doesn't work when it's raining

Mud works when it aint raining. You dont drop any more blood after the + symbol appears on the blood drop.

Random tip, turn your graphics down to medium and all the fog goes away.

I've gotten so many meals just passing by the bottom of the cliff at 3:55

I think you couldn’t wallow cause it was raining

This is literally me every time I play isle the only reason I uninstalled it

As someone who played the Isle since the progression system, it’s depressing how much it’s fallen from grace.

the isle is not for the feint of heart, also that white light at the beggining is actually an ambient occlusion bug i believe

i cant play the game anymore sadly because of my pc just freezes whenever i try to join a server even if its empty

That was really fun to watch.

legend says he is at his 786th cera

Is there a way to turn off permadeath in this game?

When it is dark press x

The mud didn't work cause it was raining and immediately washed away when you rolled xD

Mud not working because of rain

I can't seem to enjoy this game no matter how hard I try.

With the mud not working, its possible the the rain is washing the mud off

You know what they say. Third times the…Oh.

Had a feeling that teno body would fall after being slain on the cliff. Played as a cera previously, searching for food was a nightmare and especially at night. The ai tenos can run for miles and faster than an adult cera, no areas they could get stuck on. So... died starving, out of stamina because of the desperation. And there were multiple calling randomly around me to boot xD

It´s not fake mud... it was raining... so the rain instantly washes you. You also can get Dirty over time by running around, and the rain or swimming can clean you.

6:33 THAT DEINO WAS ME LMFAOOO I REMEMBER CATCHING THAT CERA SPECIFICALLY IM SO SORRY XD

I bought this game a few weeks ago and I got bored after like 2 hours. There's just nothing you can do in this game, except for waiting until you're adult. Compared to Path of Titans this game has nothing to offer, nothing to unlock. There is not even a tutorial on how to play the game and what the controls are. Idk what the devs are thinking.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon playing the Isle !

Average Isle experience

Certified cera moment

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