Lol

I have shell shock from that

Yeah like what the fuk

@pluageEE-wu7ok Clip had me like "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

Its so unexpected Itss funny as shit

They'd probably just steal his animations and use them as legitimate ads

Bad ads:Electric Boogaloo

oh god YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

This would be absolute gold 🪙

It’s only canon

I was shocked that it didn't make it to the finals with how over the top brutal those ads start with, but I also am not surprised that the one that beat them swept the whole competition.

@@williamfalls it lost points from repetitiveness according to meat I think

​@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel more so because the last two werent as brutal as the first two

@@nickdemeersman2409 ahuh

because kids need to get jumpscared by gore ikr

I'd still play it. Who doesn't wanna be a cool winged monke???

I know lol. They made it for the laughs it’s actually genius.

I uniromically played it like a few years ago and it was actually absurdly fun lol

Is good, I redownloaded it after watching this.😂

Iirc flying gorilla was a small meme for like 2 months 5 years ago

What's especially disturbing: why is it dark yellow. You could argue that it's Pee but the Color absolutely doesn't fit unless his Liver is dying or some Sh** like that. So I guess It's Diarrhea Piss🤢🤮

​@@Firestar-TV maybe he could be shitting and pissing himself at the same time? We will never know 🤷

@@Firestar-TV Brown urine seems to indicate major disorders, you can only hope it's diarrhea. Piss itself is the pinnacle of diarrhea when you think about it.

@@Iwillstealallyourgirls I recommend reading the article titled The Cause of Poop in Your Bladder and Urine Could Be Enterovesical Fistulas (EVF). No I'm not being fancy YT just shits itself from posting a link offsite.

SlapChop your comment made me laugh very hard, the way it was worded killed me

I don’t really know if these are actually targeted to kids. At least, not entirely. A pretty decent percentage of mobile game players are adult women. Which is probably why women are the focus in a lot of these ads. There’s a female empowerment theme in these ads of women overcoming odds of some sort and the player will be experiencing the challenges and triumphs through the characters, story, and gameplay.

Or the fact that he is sponsored by a sex toy company For the love of god, if you don’t like this comment, the fuck off, I’ve had multiple people try and shitblast me for this when it’s not even a problem for this to be here, like wtf is wrong with some people, this is a JOKE

o hell nuh@@Solarsistemic

​@@SolarsistemicDo you think before you type, or do you just let the thoughts fall out? It's easy to guess the latter since your comment doesn't have anything to do with anything

@@tundranone8366 I think it’s you that doesn’t think, cause my comment is saying that being sponsored by a sex toy company might be worse than these horrible games targeting children, which we all obviously know the latter is the worse, but it’s funny to see something like that cause why the hell not. Just because YOU don’t like something doesn’t mean nobody else does

There's no protection against this one

Allow me to introduce you to Re-Vanced. Look it up, you won't regret it

Can't speak for after yet, but I've gotten two while watching the video.

How can puns get so good?

@jackandbtsandwich7682 Yeah flying Gorilla is the goat and only mobile game that has my respect

@@adelcipher5617it’s a shitty subway surfers clone but it’s respectable because “le epic chungus wholesome 100”

I would love if Hunter animated his own version/take on these game ads... Or like, how it affects the people who download them to play it.

Yes

​@@adelcipher5617agreed

Honestly, I suspect these apps would make more money if their ads were not bait and switch

I actually have the game it’s not bad

​@@thepotatolord3052 i fucking love it

​@@christianweibrecht6555there's plenty of games if you read the reviews, people would GLADLY play the advertised game over what's actually there. It's such a shame no one's cashed in on the huge market for a lot of these games people actually *want* to play (and made the game actually playable).

Love me a good flying gorilla

Liveleak

I’m really curious if most of these ads are AI generated or just people like your friend that come up with this shit, and if they are made by companies in foreign countries.

i just don't understand. who is the market for these games? i am legitimately incapable of imagining the kind of person at whom these are aimed.

​@@scslrechildren

​@@scslreProbably children with underdeveloped minds, unfortunately.

kids mostly yes. but it's doubly effective because it works on adults too. who see the ads and go "that's so absolutely ridiculous. there's no way that's in the game". and then download to check it out. like a honeypot

Murrica, fuck yeah...

If the dragon nipples weren't censored then children will have PTSD 😡. Extreme Violence is 100% Okay Because children need to learn about reality! I'm reporting you for misinformation 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

@@PancakemonsterFO4 It's definitely not from the US lmao

Watching this video only to see a bad dragon ad was like being hit by a truck

@@zhopets just like getting penetrated by a bad dragon

That Vegan Teacher joined the chat

Ngl I’m still surprised that he’s doing a thing with BD, hilarious as fuck though

I swear they're made by the guys who made the Rabbids TV show. Like the laundromat one in particular they all look like women from the Rabbids show.

That is still no excuse for some of those abominations 😂

@@EmoCatXPthese ads know they have 0.1% chance of you skipping them unless they hold your attention immediately, that’s why they’re so horrible and abrupt.

Lily’s Garden ads are insane. I played the game briefly and but the ads are vastly more entertaining.

Hey, someone who played the game so you dont have to here! The games are. A lot, storywise. Goes from saving the old aunt's estate, to preventing a corrupt politician from turning a park into something to help their campaign, to the main character somehow making her own gardening business and then working on the presidents garden. NONE of the ads have any correlation to the games. Not once. None of those scenarios have anything to do with the games. Also two of those girls are straight up dating by the time we hit the national park revamp arc.

I already figured it out They're outsourced Indian studios. That country is obsessed with lineage and colorism

@@Maxisamo1 Not quite so simple. Most of the ones about pregnancy, lineage and black babies levelling up to be white serpent goddesses are directed by Chinese studios. Ones about infidelity, r*pe, being covered in dirt/poop, and abandonment tend to be Indian.

Games aimed toward girls : your bf dumped you in the street after getting you pregnant, now you have you renovate a house to survive, yey. Games aimed toward boys : you have a gorgeous gf but she's a hoe so you can dump her and get other gorgeous gf, yey. Another trend I've noticed in the Hero War ads that seem to plague youtube, is that the hero is 90% of times pitted against a lady, most often than not bigger than him, that at first glance appears to be gorgeous but actually turns out to be a powerful monster or other malicious being, often aiming to enthrall men.

​@@Maxisamo1hmm?🤔🤔 but then what about Emperora beauties. It's racist to Chinese people. Does that still apply? (Genuinely asking)

@@sechabatheletsane9784 No one is more racist towards Asians (especially darker skinned ones) than other Asians

Yes and the fact that for no reason the daughter goes from dark skinned to white really adds to the offensiveness

This reads like a fever dream but somehow that makes it more believable

Oh, no, it's real all right. I've seen it @@LangstonDev

Oh yeah that one was wild like I remeber seeing that series

I remember that one

​ @LangstonDev I have a memory of watching youtube late at night and seeing an ad where they advertised a pimple popping thing. It was discussting and right after watching it I immediately thought it was a feverdream. I'm afraid it was not.

I hadn't played it but am curious. Figured it was the only one being honest.

I programmed something similar years ago in class. the simple games are always the most fun ones to create and play

Fuck yeah brother

You can’t trick us buddy

​But they're not wrong 😂​ @@b42charlie

YES absolutely! Merge Mansion would have soloed

Very cool, thanks millennial parents

Happens every day. Started when cable modems and unlocked routers linked kids bedrooms in the early 00's. Been happening a long, long time.

most of the school systems are joining a lawsuit against Meta and others.

​@@xxkillbotxx7553tbf, boomers and gen x started the tradition.

@@bluchismoon Yet millennial parents only made it worse.

I seen an ad the other day that heavily implied a squirrel got his dick and balls ripped off. Fking nuts. No pun intended

Dragon Farm Adventures, bringing dragon scalping to the youth.

Lol its hilarious at how over the top it is but moms are not wrong it definitely looks like a kids game with ridiculous violence and sexual imagery thrown in.

True to life though, especially in regards to poachers and rhinos or elephants or other species that get hunted for their tusks or whatever the Chinese are grinding up selling for erectile enhancement these days.

"Demonitized! You showed the ads we play on our site in your video!"

For real tho... How are these monstrosities allowed to exist, be on the play store, kids to play them YET quality content creators on KZfaq get demonetized/copyright claims over the stupidest things if they just happen to be a creator who covers difficult topics.. As if a huge majority of traffic on KZfaq's platform is not ADULT'S.. So why can't KZfaq realize how much they are F-ing up by now leaning into being the platform that supports quality creators who cover difficult topics.. They are messing up so much by not taking over that niche & not just that, they pretty much actively punish anything that isn't made for kids. KZfaq would be unstoppable if they supported people like Papa meat and good true crime content creators, etc. come on YT. You are dropping the ball

@@benmcreynolds8581 cus youtube is owned by the small hat party

Because…money

just use an ad blocker

procedurally generated levels maybe?

It’s just candy crush

Last time I checked the game went up to level 5014, there were some hacked accounts in level 6000 but they might having increased it

Rest assured, the game is absolutely NOTHING like the ads. It's technically false advertising, but in your case, should be relieving to know it's really just a story-based matching game and the story is pretty tame.

Honestly, Dragon Farm should have won with how out of pocket their ads were with the hunter chopping off their horns.

All of them were fucking chaos 🤣. I’ve never seen a more schizophrenic version of poaching EVER!

​@@froggy1600 I'm honestly wondering if they were made so violent only to be attention grabbing and funny, or if it's some weird gore porn fetish thing

That second ad had me in tears, it's so unnecessary and evil! 😂

The first two Dragon Farm Adventures ads weren't ads. Those were act 1 inciting action scenes, and probably also the villain's introduction.

Trawling, great word

@@MistahhMinguscasting his net into the sea of cringe that is the internet, and I love it

He'll be ranking goon caves in no time.

I love it

It's that nick dude that finds the shit

CAME DOWN HERE TO FIND THIS COMMENT. HEINOUS

Yeah a lot of them are sickening. Degenerate elites back at it again, trying to deprave the masses as per usual 🙄

Yea that's some woody Allen levels of disgusting

Exactly I’m surprised that wasn’t commented on. I feel like these ads started degenerate but they’ve gotten worse to draw more clicks and downloads

And these are the ads kids are seeing constantly aswell. And they arent even able to understand how weird it is, its just a funny ad so they click it, but that shit densensitizes you, its so scary what is happening with the lack of care what we allow in the open for kids. We really need some ID system to seperate adults and children online. If you ban sexual content and make everything family friendly it will just leak its way in anyway it can.

@@MizzzFizzz That's an excellent point - And more and more I see the tendency for parents to just keep their kids occupied with tablets and such; Not really immersed with them either, to see what they are getting into. A notable example was all of those trolls from 4chan and other similar sites, that orchestrated a project to upload hundreds of porn videos, disguised, onto KZfaq kids. I dunno, it's muddy water there too, with perhaps going too far in the other direction - I.E., your helicopter parents. But in the end, it is and should be up to the parents, no matter what, as to the content they want their kids involved in. A good friend of mine, very open-minded like me, had to say, "Enough is enough." And so he pulled his kids out of public school and they really do not allow the boys as much freedom online in evening hours, as many other parents. But they do family things, or congregate in the family room. When they're older - It's different. But he was a bit worried that it may be too harsh, and I feel like my parent's seemed so too. But the kids may turn out to be cognizant enough in the future (perhaps parents themselves) and see why a certain degree of parental control is Always necessary. As you pointed-out: They don't know. Kids are just absorbing information. They follow the lead of the 'bigger' people that provide for them. Leave them to their own devices and it's madness waiting to happen. It's truly heartless too. It's like just leaving a garden behind, if we don't instill morals and virtuous characteristics into the minds and hearts of our children. Gotta watch them sprouts! Because truly: Evil Knows No Bounds!

Fr that dragon one should have won

racism and misogyny real

Who greenlights any of these ads? Most of them are just essentially softcore porn.

Google does because they know that you have no choice with their KZfaq monopoly. Don't be evil my ass fuckers raised KZfaq Red price too and my family got too dependent so now i can't even cancel without them making a fuzz. Don't make the same mistake i did and just get adblock for a fracture of the price

I can give you an actual serious answer to that. it's the psychological aspect of the ad. the ad shows an "example" player screwing up all the prompts with obviously braindead choices, like the wind-chime in your example over the fireplace. what this does to casual users is make them simultaneously annoyed and captivated by what's going on. the goal is for people to be compelled to download the app so that they can do the "right" choices instead. thing is, when it comes to the app stores on iOS and Android, download rate is more important than ratings in a lot of cases. most people just dismiss the "rate our app" popup in any app they use. app advertisers (distinct from the devs, this is important) know this. but if an app is downloaded a billion times, people are often more inclined (in general) to download it to see what the fuss is about versus scrolling through reviews. sure, a good chunk will take the time to read a review and decide against downloading. but given how short people's attention spans are these days, it's more likely they'll forgo that and just download it. so then that adds another tally to the download rate. the app stores will push ads for apps that have higher download rates as opposed to positive reviews. even if 80% of the people who download it uninstall it shortly after, it doesn't matter. that user's data is now flagged and they'll get pushed more ads for similar games. and the other 20% that keep the game are far more likely to not only watch ads in the game itself (since most users don't know how to block ads in games), thus giving the devs more passive income... but they're also more likely to buy currency packs or extra lives, giving even more income to the devs. it's a very intentional process. they all know what they're doing. the point isn't to showcase the game but to pique interest and curiosity.

copious amounts of drugs

He is

Tbf he posts frequently about “taking a break for mental health/content exhaustion” and then the same week will post more content… so I’m not so sure he isn’t slowly going mad.

Has to fight inflation

Dudes not doing much else. He started because he likes this stuff, but now he doesn’t have to have another job on top of it.

Honestly I get upset if anyone calls themselves a "gamer" but only plays shit mobile games. Mobile games are just trash and supporting them enables the creation of more trash

@@Jestrath You went too far, now it’s cringe. Who the fuck cares about gatekeeping the term gamer? Lmao 😂

@ludvig3242 I dunno being a mobile "gamer" is pretty cringe.

Same.

Im kinda not glad watching them because I have to bleach part of my brain from the past 1 hour. God know how much painful those ads are

Its so horribly cursed you have to love it. Like whoever thought of these are devious bastards😂😂😂

Dude these are pretty mild ads from them. Most of them include diarrhea and vomit and throwing the baby dragon down the stairs or something

@@Forrest911Gump well now i have to look up these ads

That makes it so much worse ….

​@@Forrest911Gumpidk man. The gore Dragon Farm ads were infinitely more disturbing than the gas/shit Dragon Farm ads, imo. Lol

Seriously the dragon videos are so much worse than what he showed there’s ones of whips and knives and poop weird stuff

I got an ad like that on KZfaq Shorts, but with dinosaurs instead of bugs. Sh*t was traumatic.

@@HeluvaOfficial bro it's not a competition on who can be the scummiest mfer on the face of youtube... you won't win against these ads, give up with the fake videos 😔

​@@utopes prob a bot account

They know everyone has big egos these days so they do it on purpose...

I will travel to Taiwan just to sell them

Too many random commas. I read this in a shatner voice lol

Can confirm, living in China they mention it a lot. They should sell those hats though because I know of so many broken marriages and married women out trying to get laid all the time

yes, it is an actual game

What's also funny is that there are people willing to sink that low for a paycheck: pretending to play a game that doesn't exist on a shitty mobile game ad, in order to deceive the viewer.

@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 I'm convinced that those individuals "playing" the game are the developers themselves honestly lol. But yea I agree either it's just despicable.

Agreed, this should be a series @papameat!

Gaining fully attention on papa meat my balls

The flock always follows its shepherd

@@user-dx8dy1uo8byou got that right

speen

There was worse. They shut down some of the bad sites and stuff. Best "gör"was one that I saw as a kid.

I agree! that would be hella interesting to see, even if he just looks up gameplay videos as opposed to downloading them.

Vinny Derangement Syndrome

​@@schnizle101an actual disease or fake cancer.

@@kevinmunn666 it's terminal 7

Papa Meat is aware of Vinesauce. Life is good.

@@kevinmunn666 The foot clip in the opening is from a commercial chaos segment. Rare incident of an actual barnyard sighting in the wild.

100%

*gulp* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Slaps belly, crinkles toes, yes!

Yeeessssss 1000%%

​@Zombie_Turtle never in my entire life, have I read a sentence that has stripped me of my will to live. Until now.

Nate is goated

HARD AGREE

​@@bees5803wait, I thought his name was Nick....???

@@MelissaLawrence2002same haha

@@MelissaLawrence2002 no clue tbh, I was going off of the handle credited in the description

I remember what it did to poor Vinny

Oh shi

Fr tho 😅

🗿

The video literally came out 40 seconds ago

Good day in school

Back in my day any day with school off was a good day

I forgot about time zones I was about to say bruh it's 10:30

It's also a good day when you don't have to use the ol' AK