Steve was right on with me. I was writing then down and he said "there are some dudes at home right now thinking 'yeahhhhhhh'".

"Do you have 11 protons, because you're sodium fine." Lol

A guy said I will give myself to you. The girl said sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Once we were pulling up to KFC, and my mom asked what I was going to get. I said " Breasts and legs. " She said, " No I mean for dinner! " ;)

i though that those were all good but this is my magic line: - my love for you is like diharrea i can't hold it in

I'm a sucker for pick up lines. Not because the line was like"oh it was so sexy, romantic nice etc" but because I can laugh with the guy about how bad it was. Or maybe how good like " that was good, but I can do you one even better that will win her for sure." And just joke about it. The decision that they had the confidence to talk to me will give them shot at something, even if it is a chance to do better.

Oooooh. Years ago a couple of guys came through my till, and I was having a really good conversation with the first friend when the second friend interrupts and asks, "hey do you have a road map?" My thought was- rude. Like yeah, they're right at the start of the check stand- But before I could answer the second friend goes, "cause I'm lost in your eyes." I cracked up so hard, I have no idea if he was being serious or not XD

Best pickup line: "I'm rich."

the worse one I ever heard was said to my sister , he came right up to get and said I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U. 😮😮😮

I would like to officially apologize for every woman that’s been subjected to those line cause damn that was painful to even hear

Worst one I know is "Hi I'm from the future. I've travelled back in Time to tell you that 50 years from now, we're still together."

Greastest pickup lines~! Oh and one more: "If you were homework, I'd do you on the table!"

I know someone who said to a girl, " Sorry to keep looking at you but you look just like my first wife! She says who many times have you been married and he answered " None yet!"

the last one wasn't half bad, but damn that first one kept making me laugh XDD. I really think Men should get points for creativity when it comes to pick up lines, but they really should learn to be tactful while they do it^^;;;

So my friend was practicing pick up lines on me and he said "if this were Pokémon I'd want to pikachu." And I said "well than I'd have to Richu a ticket."

if i was going to rate you from 1 to 10, you’d be a 9 Cause im the 1 your looking for

Steve reactions are funnier than the pick up lines

I told my bf once u must eat a lot of honey cause you so sweet n his replied was are u okay?

Is your body a McDonald's cause Bah dah dah dah da, I'm lovin it!

I'm not sure if this is a pick up line but I guy once told me "you're so fine, you make me want to get a job".

I love when Steve’ starts apologizing to all the women in the world 🤣🤣😂😂

The Google pick up line might work

check my best line . girl is yo name wi-fi cuz im feeling connected

The worst one I heard was while I was attending College. 'Girl come here' I was a freshman idiot so I did go and he said 'Girl come sit in my lap cause you make it hard to walk'. I didn't know whether to do it or punch him so I just walked off 🙄😪🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

mine when I was in Kenya. 'Lets make Obama together' 😂😂😂

I had a guy (that I'd talked to on more than one occasion) tell me once that he wanted me like Apollo 13 wanted the moon....he was being sincere. 😣😂

Boy: did it hurt. girl: what? Boy: when u fell from heaven. Girl: no but I scrapped my knee when I crawled out of hell!😈

She should of said, "You're like KFC, finger licking good"

Hell, I am 61 years old ........ and I have heard nearly line there is, but that first one ....... when she said it ....... I was like dancing in my living room .............

Do you have Verizon? Cuz I'm getting a clear signal from YOU.

HI Steve Harvey you have a very big heart man may god bless you,

Meanwhile, Suga says "You know BTS?"

One of the funniest pickup lines I was told was, "Damn girl, you're a three piece chicken meal and a biscuit!" LMAO

Uh, that Dr. Seuss one is hilarious 😆😆😆

I kind of liked the google ine though I. didn't hear anything wrong but it was kind of corny lol idk i'm done

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me. I like this one

I love the last one it's so sweet

Babe, i don't if it's just me, or you've hit my heart from the start

"Sometimes being a man is really bad"😂

There was this one at my school in the library and it said Are you a library book, cause im checking you out!

"I'm your pencil. I want to erase your past and write your future." "I like my women the same way I like my Starbucks, tall and fluffy."

No one has ever said pick up lines to me ever.

Trance Life Congratulations! you have won yourself some pickup lines.

Great video. 😂😂☺️ I think I've seen this before on my Mum's computer. Edit: I just subscribed to ur KZfaq channel.

When my friend was in 5th grade a boy with rainbow braces came up to her and said, "hey girl you want to taste the rainbow?"

A guy used this pick-up line on me the other day...he said baby I must be in heaven...because I am talking to a angel....and another guy said to me ...I need to call the fire department because baby you are too hot...none of these worked on me btw lol

Here's one: "..You're selfish not wanting to share your body with me..!"

A couple years I was just coming into work from a cold day and I was shivering. I told my boss I was so cold and my old co worker chimes in “you can’t be cold because you’re smoking hot”

"Girl you Cinderella? Cause I can see that dress Disappearing at midnight" 💀💀

Are you a thief? Cuz you just stole my heart ❤

Steve Harvey's REACTION is irresistable (Not sure if I spelled that right.).

Do you like electricians?? Cuz I can light up your world.. 😂😂😂😂

The last one 😂

The pray one is SOOO old !!! and so weary - i cant believe he tried that

HUBBA-HUBBA, works every time

1:14 i couldn't stop laughing to write this one out...... XD

that dr sesus one is hilarious!!!

The timeless classic: “Do you like dinosaurs? No? Dinosaurs are pretty cool, wanna see my collection?”

I'm six feet tall right, so there's a guy who walked up to me and said, "If I scaled you, I could totally take on king Kong!" Seriously??? The second last one definitely killed Steve...

Did you just break wind?, Because you’re blowing me away

Hey you know which is biggest slide for kids...it's your throut 🤣

The first one tho......😂

the vitamin me line aint bad Steve 😂😂

I have heard. I'm black your white let's make caramel

My Best friend once said this to me as a joke: Friend: Dude, are you a gun? Me: What? Why? XD Friend: Cause you always go out with a BANG

Yeaaa

Are u a beaver, cause DAAAAAAAMN😂😂😂

"If you were in the movie Transformer, you'd definitely be Optimus Fine".

I'm dying

"Are you a shining star? Because I would love to moon you."

haha wat about you must have lasers in your eyes because you stunned me hahahaha

1. "Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all of my prayers." 2. "Is your name Google? Because you are the answer for everything I'm searching for." There is nothing wrong with these pickup lines. Why is everything wrong these days? Where y'all getting all these rules at? Stop discouraging men from trying. Now that's wrong.

The thing is, all of these would work on me

my pickup line :P : girl are you a traffic light , cause you making me stop when i look at you

The vitamin me was a good one though

If love was electricity baby you'd be my main switch🙄

You for young and old out here Jamaica

One time with me it wasn't the pick up line that bothered me as much as his response to my response to his pick up line. Had a guy tell me he would "follow me anywhere." Me being my normal smart mouth self trying to be funny, replied - "But what if I need to go to the Lady's room?" He gave me a dirty look and told me "not to try that on him!" I'm thinking - oooKay, bye, time to move along.

I’m jealous of your heart because it’s pumping inside of you and I’m not

Green eggs and darm lol

KFC ONE WAS VERY FROM A VERY LUSTY PERSON 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

Even my wife thought the Google one was smooth lol

I got "do you work at a hot dog stand? Cause you sure know how to make a weiner stand" once. And "if you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus fine" lol

😂😂😂😂they are funny.

Ok ladies, let's see some of the pick up lines you got then.

+1 Gonna try those lines tomorrow to every girls

Him: Did you fall from heaven? Her: :) Why? Him: Coz it looks like you landed on your face!

6 short years later, you probably don't want to bring up Dr. Seuss.

Legit I was like "if I was the KFC person, I would be running from my country

How about you becoming my Harley Quinn? That was the worst for me 😂

0:54 - Here's another way of saying it : "I think I'm suffering from a lack of Vitamin U!"

Heard on an Indian comedy show: Man to woman - "Did you just fart? 'cause I've just been blown away!"

The worst one I received so far... you are the Einstein to my problem... Or this one: my coffees bitter without you, sugar.... not the worst but not good

No girl in the world would be flattered by KFC, I'm sorry 😑

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants! LOL

I think your suffering from a lack of vitamin me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean who does that😂

A guy once walked up to my car and stuck his head in the window and said, "I just want you to know that you have a beautiful body." I looked him up and down and said, "I wish I could say the same." He turned beet red and walked away with his head down while his friend laughed his ass off.

How about this?: "Excuse me, would you like to be picked up with me or am I just waisting my time?"

Keep it plain and simple y'all. Like me: "How you doin?"

Kind of like all but the last one also I can make up worth pick up lines