A windbag wrote in with a spicy letter about Kristi Lee and Willie G with a cameo by Tom. Tom tries to explain TV to Pat and it includes a lot of lying. Dick Hitswater calls in with some Super Bowl updates. Alli Breen calls in from New York and we hear the worst responses to "I love you." Chick explains the origins of his nickname. Josh Arnold is celebrating another work anniversary! Then we talk about a soccer player named Jizz. We were totally and completely mature about Mr. Horncamp's name. Willie and Chick are considering a career change from professional jokesters to firefighters. Jess Hooker would consider marrying a fireman. It wouldn't be for the calendar good looks. Just the space.