LMFAO!!

Not on the toilet 😂😂😂

"Not like this..."

"I Refuse to die like this!"-Eren Jaeger

Maybe it's all a ruse & the military intends to deploy Jack's food against the enemy but they have to keep that top secret since it's probably a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

I cought that too. Ingenuity at it's finest. 😂

Croutons are very salty I know he burned his mouth with the sodium.

Holy hell. You're supposed to break them up some. When you buy Stove Top or the bad of Pepperidge Farm stuffing, it's already seasoned and is basically just small croutons already. Why tf are people thinking they're doing something "new" by using croutons?

What a time saver

AND THEN FREEZE DRY IT!!! 😳💀

😅

I was hoping someone else caught that too. Lol

It's so disrespectful if someone else is supposed to eat this. I think he's so lazy that he just deleted it ever happened.

Oopsy poopsies

That was the highlight. Gotta love Jack

He's really not that bright. "That's good" is as far as his brain power takes him.

​@@Matthew-mf6xg he's like... I don't know if it's pride or laziness but he seems to lack intellectual curiosity or the ability to reflect and learn from mistakes.

@@crowdemon_archives It's because none of his food is actually good, he just lies that it's good. You can't described all the good qualities of something in detail when no good qualities exist lmao.

he might be like taste blind

He thinks he's a food connoisseur but the best he can do other than "that's good" is "that's very [main ingredient]-y". Like "that's very cheesy", "mmm, so mushroomy", "aah yes, it's very buttery". Also you can often notice the faces he makes when he REALLY fucks it up. Like that nana's BBQ salad or whatever, he tasted it, visibly slightly recoiled but tried to hide it, then said he'll have another bite and the video stops just as he's about to. I'm sure he couldn't handle another bite of it.

Or his meals should be sent to soldiers have commited warcrimes

@@ph-vf5hx Thanksgiving at Abu Ghraib

They could use the "food" as bio weaponry

Bro ong😭

That shit a hate crime

Hahaha go home with purple heart

The shit was not honorably discharged

@@xaviermccarthy bro, that joke (much like jack's cooking) fuckin killed me! Gg

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They get reprimanded for releasing mustard gas

Oh poor Jack 😢 you're right about his left hand, that's so sad

Thank you! I was wondering!

That explains why he can't taste anything! Probably has also damaged his sense of smell.

Nah, his food sucked well before that as well. I’d imagine that’d also part of the reason why he had said stroke tbh. If you toy around with salmonella all the time, something has to give.

​@FlareonOW It isnt just the salmonella. He dumps three cups of cheese, butter, or mayo into every dish he makes. Eating like that everyday is gonna make anyone's body work overtime

He probably thought it would look good for the camera

It's the cheese debacle all over

I'm crying right now

Welcome to the decanting with jack show

Also he literally could've just scooped some out and cut the footage out. I dont know why people just never...fix the mistakes when they're cooking lol. Its like people think you just get one attempt.

All meat is red and pink around Jack, let us not speak abject disinformation here.

he only cooks medium rare poultry

He can cook a chicken that can still lay eggs after

@@noelle8016 rare is not the word I would use more like ahem RAW

If he's in he room, it's pink meat

...I read that as 'children' at first

​@@kiss_my_ash dont give him ideas, his cooking is already bad enough

That is too violent, I don't want enemies of my country suffer so much

I need to see these drawings lol

@@nignamedmutt7270 they were all sent back.

Marines putting those crayons to use

@@WereCreed I love that joke, but I was army.

Why a fleshlight

Yeah, a Purple Heart.

@@wpl955g9 Goddamn, hahaha

What medal did he get?

Is that medal a 4th stroke?

I know I’m 8 months late to the party. But when I saw the ‘receive a medal’ comment, I thought to myself ‘the first comment had better be a purple heart’. You did not disappoint :)

Did yóu use google translate to write this? Im not criticizing it, I just think its funny.

Bro I'd commit cannibalism first

​@leonidaspereirafilho499 May God support you.

This is so accurate it physically hurts

Exactly!!

Every time, it's the same exact delivery of that half-assed "mmmm." Man, I've been learning and practicing all sorts of dishes for 8 years now, and even when my chicken soup is going well, I gets me happier than that. When you aren't a pro and your shit tastes good or the layers of flavor come through really well, you feel proud and invigorated. This guy makes trash and doesn't care.

@@Virjunior01 and then he labels himself as a “good cook”

I am not sure, because he may not knows what a good food is...

I feel sad for robert 😭

intestinally assaulted. I’m gonna note that word.

@@styrokid404 this isn't assault it's like someone is hired by hitman and giving him rat poison 😢

@@vedward3954 Digestive assassination via the death of a thousand shits?

@@DustyOrange Indigestion + heartburn at advance from jack

I bet he stuck that fork right back into the taters, too.

I bet you scared the Shit out of the Chew Hall Crew by eating all their nasty Stuff without batting an Eye...

My mum was the opposite when it came to cooking, she cremated everything. Once made steak where I only managed to swallow two bites cos it was so over done

Lmao for me it’s the opposite. when I served for my country(not us army) I was used to our home cooking for probably 3-4 days I barely ate cause the food was so bland

@@Sammythat_B I legit don't get the beginning part of your comment. I would deleted all of that and just leave the rest. It's making a very confusing comment. You went from your bio mom's cooking... sorry, I meant not cooking. What's that even suppose to mean? I'm so lost!

PFC Robert S is going to be using this food to get info from terrorist

You find yourself strapped by rope to the ceiling by your wrists. A circle of masked men stares at you. Two of them move to the side to let a larger, masked man enter the circle holding a plate of medium-rare chicken wings doused in sugar and mayo. You hear the man say, "This is one of the best wings you're gonna have, trust me."

@@aznanimegob America

@@aznanimegob And you get the impression that the large masked man is convinced he's offering you the food as a gesture of good faith, a way to calm you down so you cooperate, but you look to the side to see other people chuckling behind him, as if they were the ones who gave him this idea, thus not understanding the true gravity of his actions.

"He doesn't want to talk? Dammit. Alright we're going all out. Call Jack. Tell him we need some wings and feel free to add as many salads as he wants"

Underrated comment

@@takuandaspellen1873 yeah

all it takes is one bad day.

@@Argonisgema or in this case. A bad meal

What war? Fake war fighting village people in Middle East. American soldiers are cowards!

I would straight up desert...

@@ArtjomKoslowkeep it with you to fling at an enemy, might just save you lol

@@b_w_j I bet that gets you a straight Flight to The Hague...

Needs an award Medal Therapy Free healthcare A hug

@@Truecrimeresearcher224 And some precautionary Pepto Bismol. You know. To (maybe) make the healthcare workers' jobs easier afterward.

He'll probably need medical help after this

Dudes gonna end up with a Purple Heart and the Medal of Honor 😂

At least a Purple Heart ^^

Bro that was like 2 cups of pepper

@@Realest666 The funniest part was that after he added too much, he sprinkled on some more.

@@BLY99 gotta Pepper the pepper

@@BLY99 he had stwoke leve alone

@@defeatSpace No.

Bro Rob needs a new brain

Nah I think Rob and Jack are government spies working for the Pentagon and the Thanksgiving meal is a chemical weapons experiment

I hope he survived, honestly. This guy needs to find another kind of content and leave the food alone! His parents had to have seen his videos I can't believe for a second that they'd want him cooking for their child

@@christy76840 this men had multiple stroke, he use only 1 hand for cooking

@@snake21ab 8:54 NOW THAT YOU SAID IT I CANT UNSEE IT AHHH ITS KILLING ME

Jack is a member of the taliban’s meal team 6

@@condor237 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope the soldier is, too!

He's one with Salmonella

@@Hempujonsito He is the physical personification of the concept of salmonella itself.

Bro doesn't know that the normal amount of pain on the toilet is no pain.

He laughs at Salmonella, and Bochelism doesn’t phase him!!!!! He’s STOMACHUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!

I've studied this jack for a while. He surprisingly, has a really good grasp on basics. Like in theory everything sounds right. Then somehow In ways unknown to man It ends up fucked

@@emilys1996 Yes. Like I think he is probably a better cook than my grandma but somehow all his stuff just comes out bad.

He has a brown thumb.

69th comment DONT BREAK THE 69

welp 69th like not comment

Maybe the meal is designed for him to better appreciate MREs

He’s better off with ten MRE’s

@@MetalsirenIXI they would certainly taste better

he's being paid to make chemical weapons under the guise of him having a terrible cooking show

If you go through his channel most his sponsors are outdoor grills of all kinds and grill accessories. Honestly I've watched most of his videos and if he is outside with a grill he is going to kill it everytime. It is when he is inside the house and cooking that's when it goes down hill. His outdoor grilling/smoking/overnight cooks are 100% legit though. Look up his smoked Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, that was epic

@@datmeme4687 Clearly this! 🤣

why doesnt he use his right arm

@@lemns8296 he had a stroke a couple years back

Pretty sure that pork was raw too 💀

@@legaldeer4292 right? Sausage looked pink going in lmao, not browned at all at least

@@zokushatech holy shit, i watched that portion of the video again, and yea, the pork was raw from the bottom of the pan.

I'm pretty sure this Jack guy is just a troll. There's no way someone is this unaware of how bad they are at cooking. I like to believe I still have some sort of faith in humanity.

@@bullock4211 I doubt he is a troll. He's been cooking like this for nearly 20 years.

3 Actually.

Mre's are literally delicious though

I bought a few cases of MREs to set aside for a "rainy day", and tried some just to make sure I know what to expect should the day ever come that I have to find a way to survive on them for a couple weeks, and I'm not gonna lie: most of those MRE meals were at least fairly good. I'd say they're not much better nor worse than the average commercial canned or frozen convenience meal like a TV dinner, frozen pot pie, or can of beef stew, corned beef hash, tamales, or chili - you could certainly find some better home- or restaurant-cooked meals, but the typical MRE wasn't unpalatable, and there were a few I could eat any day. The only things I found dubious in MREs were "bread snacks" (which were usually kind of dry, bland, rubbery, and unappetizing), and anything involving dairy, besides things like powdered creamer or cocoa or cappuccino drinks: cheese or cream sauce in the main courses generally make my skin crawl for no particular reason. Things like chili, stew, meat patties, beans, veggies, and the like were usually appetizing, and often surprisingly tasty. I should say that these were modern, civilian-friendly MREs, though - I understand that early military examples had some "quirks" to work out, and I have no idea what genuine modern military MREs are like. I'm told the civilian components are mostly identical to the military components, except with different packaging and accessory kits, and I have no reason to think the military version would be any better or worse than the civilian version, but I've never had access to the military version as a reference point.

​@@pietrayday9915i saw a channel (forgot the name sry) where a dude did nothing but to demonstrate, eat and talk about mre's. He would even get some ww1 and try them out and most of them are (even still) descent. Of course you dont want to take the coke or other drugs that might came with it but especially old german ones were already quite good. I think especially because they werent always meant for soldiers only (not sure if they ever were), but they were distributed to the population, which also suffered from the war. Mre's are great 😅

MRE’s don’t look that bad lmao

Jacks mre

You need at least 12 close friends for it to be your last supper, one of them must sell you out and switch your exquisite Jack Sclafani meal with whatever dogwater those hacks like Alton Brown or Joshua Weissman cook.

Sounds like the plot to a nightmare Agatha Christie pastiche. The butler did it - and by "butler", we mean Jack....

Lol best murder plot ever lol

I know this is a shitpost but I’m stoned and the thought of this man having an entire family’s blood on his hands is making me cackle

That shit's $4 a pound where I'm from. At the rate he seems to use it, he probably needs a part-time job JUST to afford his butter habit.

Literally every video. He’s fully aware, which makes these hilarious. I think he knows he’s trash but he’s still entertaining to watch.

@@ikey1119 He’s gotten salmonella like 3 times, he has to know by now

@@ikey1119 What's weird is how defensive he gets about it. He's like the Boogie2988 of cooking.

@@condor237 So he’s got an extremely sick three times and he has not tried a cooking class? Oh sweet Jesus

@@ikey1119 He's gotten salmonella poisoning and 2 strokes which rendered his right arm near unusable, I assure you he's the real deal. One of the stupidest content creators on the internet.

I'm just hoping Robert's platoon found a way to load that luncheon in a mortar and weaponize it.... Just don't tell the Geneva Convention!

Black Stuffing is a Albany expression.

He will and they won't let him see the aurora borealis.

Yes, and you CALL this food despite the fact that it is obviously trash

I initially read unforgettable as unforgivable. Honestly, works both ways.

My family is irish, so we put a bit of brown sugar and apples in it.

15 years later and his culinary knowledge is still zero. How can you cook for 15 years and not learn a thing?

His wife is also a stellar chef according to her enchilada recipe demonstrated a few videos ago. Worth a watch to see how her cooking prowess rivals that of Jack. Both truly culinary masters.

@@Holicannoli47That wasn’t his wife, it was just some friend of his

Omg😅

Best Comment of All

For which part for war or eating his food

Purple Heart and brown and red underwear

The meat will literally start moving and try to flop off the counter when it senses Jack's presence

And then the cooking with Jack nation attacked

As active duty, the rest of the year they follow jack's videos

Agreed

Yeah, for real. I honestly think the soldier obesity epidemic has to do with how good the DFAC food is, despite the rumors.

A lot of cooks go on to be chefs, they're usually pretty good

If that was my dinner, I'm going to order Chinese food.

i'd be dead

@lShowSрееd 🅥 my guy just dumps it on the pathway and random walls lmao

How much does he think this kid can eat?

This is why I don't eat at other people houses 😒🤣

Jack is going to get worms!🪱

@@Mrs_Sugar_Min I bet he already has them after eating all that raw meat 😂😂

Don't forget.. he has a convection oven.. so he can cook a whole turkey faster than the rest of us amateurs stuck using wood-fired stoves..

@@mickelleknight4141 I'm sure he does!😝

Not much. What do you think croutons are? Seasoned bread dried in the oven. Which, if you weren't aware, is exactly what is used to make Stove Top or Pepperidge Farms stuffing mix. I know exactly no one who actually just uses stale bread for stuffing. If it's totally homemade, they all cube the bread and dry it out in the oven because trying to get commercial bread the right "stale" can take awhile. This trend of using croutons isn't some new thing- seasoned dried bread cubes have already existed and been marketed for many decades. These people just don't want to say they used Stove Top stuffing but really, you have to do exactly the same work as if you did. There's just wayyyy too much salt to use croutons.

@@mommy2libras Croutons is a type of rebaked bread (guess that technically makes it a biscuit), stale bread is stale bread. Yeah you can often use them similarly but that does not make them the same.

Croutons are usually made with stale bread, it's just rebaked stale bread with seasoning. Croutons literally originated as a means of reinvigorating stale bread.

Every reply is just someone re explaining how you're wrong. But tbh I feel you here, while they're factually similar, they're not similar enough to replace in traditional recipes.

How is stale bread good at all?

he is though in a worrying state right now, hes had multiple strokes since 2018 whichve been confirmed to be due to his eating habbits and he also doesnt use his right arm as much anymore as a result

so you mightve jinxed it

That’s the best kind of motivation one could receive.

Aw, you're a sweetie!

Fr

I would pay good money to see the "Jack and Kay Christmas Dinner Special"

Or better yet how about Jack,Kay,and Gordon Ramsay (or Ramsey?)Christmas dinner

They should Collab

Toxic waste would be made

I would feel bad for the person witnessing the after effects lol

We can only hope that it never reached them because someone had enough sense to throw it out.

It should have intended. Were you "chicken'? I'm calling a fowl.....

@lShowSрееd 🅥 real!?!?!!??!! 😱

Jack has Barrows Gloves

3 sticks of butter. Green sludge. Sausage and its fat is ok tho

Why indeed

That'd be nice

Yay, Thanksgiving messes!!😅😝

same bro

Did The Company Have Him Do It For Another Soldier The Next Year?

Been waiting for only 15 years

how was the food you made?

@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 we can rest assured it wasn’t sausage, nuts, raisins, and croutons for the stuffing so, better than Jack’s no doubt

@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 it was very good. I made a beef stew, sweet potato torte, pumpkin cake, stuffing and mashed potatoes. A little stressful making all of it, but I managed and it turned out great.

@@fromthefire4176 yeah that stuffing would not fly in our house. Pretty sure my mom would have my head if I put raisins into a stuffing.

@@holyboiamethin2790 Dried cranberries would be nice to add for turkey. Depends whether you like them or not though.

Theres definitely children that cook better than this lmao

It’s like when you’re 7 and don’t know how to cook yet, so you’re just throwing random stuff together, like making pancakes with a cup of vanilla extract, eggs, flour, soap, and leftover rice