The Worst Weapons I Ever Wasted Money On
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7 жыл бұрынEverybody starts their collecting somehow, and in the beginning there is so much potential for bad choices... Even if some of them can be fun for a short while.
Videos of the Pedersoli Guardian Derringer:
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Sorry, I forgot that the review of the Crimean Tatar saber (number 3 in the video) is not on my channel anymore. I removed it because it was discontinued and the seller (who wasn't satisfied with them either) cleared out all the remaining ones.
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@unowno123 7 жыл бұрын
i dont understand edgy teenagers nowadays. why dont they buy pommels instead of cheap katanas
@TheOwenMajor 7 жыл бұрын
I know right. All these kids buying spandaus, when they could be getting the superior Bren gun.
@_aelfweard 7 жыл бұрын
*flashback to lindybeige's gun impression*
@Skallagrim 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think 2000 counts as "nowadays" anymore. :)
@denisbrezovsky5271 7 жыл бұрын
You cannot let them have deadly weapons, there would be chaos !
@kenrudd6362 7 жыл бұрын
EU LONG QUA
@egotisticalfrog9303 7 жыл бұрын
>haven't watched a Skallagrim video for at least a year >come back >the pommel meme is still a thing
@koffieverslaafde627 7 жыл бұрын
Egotistical Frog it Will never die
@BlackVelvetDaydream 7 жыл бұрын
I facepalm every time someone pulls that meme out of their ass.
@timesweeper9778 7 жыл бұрын
yup
@Toadcop98 7 жыл бұрын
+BlackVelvetDaydream why face palm when you can be rightly pommel faced?
@magiv4205 7 жыл бұрын
The pommel meme will never die, you're delusional XD
@ImGazu 5 жыл бұрын
One night when I was 19 I got really, really drunk and decided to browse TrueSwords like the nerd that I was. From what I remember I just gawked at some of the stuff that they had and imagined the scenarios that would never happen where I could use them (tactical belt buckle lol). 3 weeks later a package arrives at my door. I open the box and pull out a goddamn medieval flail, like the fucking thing that's a metal spiked ball on a chain attached to a wooden handle. I kept digging and pulled out a grappling hook, and a ww2 era gas mask. I checked my bank account and yes, I did make these purchases. I no longer browse novelty/weapons sites while drunk.
@ryanb1874 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, like the sword with axes for guard, that swing out on rollers with flip of lever,and lock up near tip of blade (in fuller) to turn sword into axe,🤓🤓🤓
@nuraby_9228 4 жыл бұрын
The gas mask would be very useful now lmfao
@s_vb2220 4 жыл бұрын
@@nuraby_9228 no ww2 era gasmasks (and all soviet gasmask's i know) have asbestos in the filter
@Medved725 4 жыл бұрын
@@s_vb2220 Whether it's a ww2 or soviet gasmask, as long as the threading is 40mm you can fit any other filter onto it.
@s_vb2220 4 жыл бұрын
@@Medved725 yes but the soviet filter are in 40mm gost while the almost all modern gasmask filters are in 40mm nato the threads are different if u try to screw a 40mm nato in a soviet mask u can damage it and it wont make a airtight seal (without modification)
@zwz.zdenek 6 жыл бұрын
The "clumsy" sword is the worst in my eyes. The axe would still make a nice fantasy wallhanger.
@jacolitethepumpkin765 5 жыл бұрын
Assuming it wouldn’t pull the wall down
@Yorick257 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacolitethepumpkin765 OK, corner stander then
@asdfg2560 3 жыл бұрын
The clumsy sword looks like something I could knock out in a day and I’m not even a smith I’m a machinist and a welder
@dogman9291 3 жыл бұрын
It's ugly as high hell to me, so I wouldn't want it on my wall, but different strokes for different folks I guess.
@kyletooma9118 3 жыл бұрын
And give it to the mountain or someone 7ft tall and it would look more in proportion.
@TheArzonite 7 жыл бұрын
That axe will pass from one idiot to another forever.
@AstralS7orm 7 жыл бұрын
The first second I thought this was 3x smaller and was wondering "huh, that'd be weird but maybe functional", but then I see a picture of young skal and the axehead is as big as his head. Yeah.
@Greamzih 7 жыл бұрын
That axe is from Minoan civilization where it was used for religious ceremonies. Owning it is no more idiotic than owning a replica of a lightsaber.
@TheArzonite 7 жыл бұрын
+Вася Бубликов I don't think edgy teenagers looking for cool axes think like that. Watch the video and you'll understand.
@Somerandomguy2998 7 жыл бұрын
i had the same reaction as skall, when i saw it
@fullercrane8548 7 жыл бұрын
+Вася Бубликов Reading the title of the video might help you there :'D
@oolooo 7 жыл бұрын
This video should be called "Skall's cringy memories" .
@alackofcaring9662 7 жыл бұрын
Sword Bastard manowars newer stuff is great tho
@DimmVargr 7 жыл бұрын
+Sword Bastard - he said the band hadn't been the real reason he'd had that poster.
@danielgarcia3072 4 жыл бұрын
The crow poster, manowar poster and the spawn poster in the background while he takes a picture of the sword. The power that that image is irradiating is immense
@grumgi5486 7 жыл бұрын
So, teenage Skall is non-canon now?
@elpollozer601 6 жыл бұрын
the mangaka said it isn't canon
@LordJTE 6 жыл бұрын
I think disney bought the channel and made it non-canon
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Vivar 7:53 Skall possessed by Anubis confirmed
@texmexmurican8733 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dagothturd2706 4 жыл бұрын
He just retconned that entire phase
@chimpaflimp 7 жыл бұрын
The blacksmith that made that sword should have his hammers confiscated.
@kevinoneal9779 7 жыл бұрын
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine Who uses hammers when you have industrial steel presses.
@Dr4gonDestroyer 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin O'Neal Appearently that blacksmith, and not in a good way.
@breaden4381 7 жыл бұрын
You mean the sword he made?
@kevinoneal9779 7 жыл бұрын
RageWolf lol
@undeadgames309 7 жыл бұрын
Braden Vande Plasse black smiths need their hammer to make swords if his hammers are taken away he can no longer make more crappy swords.
@Montyweb 7 жыл бұрын
My worst weapon was my three handed great sword, I swapped it for a custom one. It's about 80% pommel 30% blade, I named it "The Righteous Ender"
@manilastreetsweeper5890 7 жыл бұрын
THE FUCK IS THAT!!!
@CrowandTalbot 7 жыл бұрын
S M but that name though 😂
@justsomeguy3159 7 жыл бұрын
S M Wait, the Righteous Ender is 110%?
@sirblockepicmcswaggins5248 7 жыл бұрын
CactusCubing yes, yes it is
@jacekstankiewicz1594 7 жыл бұрын
It will be easier to unscrew the pommel and end enemy rightly
@dalawdog 7 жыл бұрын
"Clumsy". Man, you are way more polite than me. That thing looks like a forged terd.
@Charmlethehedgehog 6 жыл бұрын
even my 1st blade looked (looks) better than that :^) and I forged it myself!
@schoolsout15 6 жыл бұрын
Same. First blade I forged with some work could probably have passed for a decent fishing knife!
@Harshhaze 5 жыл бұрын
A Smith worth his salt would have basically been tortured to make this blade, let alone sell/leave his forge. It also probably isn't a good idea to be openly hostile with your clients, not a good business move
@Durzo1259 4 жыл бұрын
A turd from Thor, forged in the bowels of Hell!!!
@vladyslavtsepesh9525 4 жыл бұрын
@@Durzo1259 bowels of Hel!
@sirbig8292 7 жыл бұрын
I'd say the sword you commissioned is way worse than that axe. Like you said, the axe was probably just intended as some "wall hanger". Hell, one could sell that design as "fantasy ceremonial/burial weapon" or some shit. That sword is completely useless. It can't be used for sparring or cutting and it is too ugly to be used as decoration.
@mexicantrump 5 жыл бұрын
That Viking sword intended for sparing looks a bit like Minecraft sword
@chrisfr2358 4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft sword is probably more practical ngl
@yugen 4 жыл бұрын
ngl that sword wasn't that bad
@sergeantrainstorm1269 4 жыл бұрын
Dallas Van Winkle Did you see that handle Jesus Christ
@yugen 4 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantrainstorm1269 idk I like the asymetric bone handle. Change the shape of the blade and hilt/pommel a bit and I'd like it.
@saltygamesmith 3 жыл бұрын
Minecraft better graphics
@ironblade5735 7 жыл бұрын
"In ascending order of suckage" My new favourite quote from now on
@bilbo_gamers6417 7 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="839">13:59</a> Jim: Hey, I just got this full plate armor on, take a swing at me! Skall: Are you sure, man? Jim: Yeah, I'll be fine. Skall: Okay.. (swings axe at Jim's helmet) *clonk* (A 4-inch dent appears in the helmet, Jim falls to the ground) Skall: Jim?
@Daniel-rd6st 4 жыл бұрын
Dont even joke about such things. When i was in the German army some recruits thought that it would be "fun" to shoot at each other, so one of them put on a flakjacket. One dead recruit later it turned out that flakjackets are not bulletproof nor are they supposed to be...
@VuurBarbaar 4 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-rd6st play stupid games,win stupid prices
@Daniel-rd6st 4 жыл бұрын
@@VuurBarbaar I guess a Darwin Award certainly falls into the "stupid price" category.
@Daniel-rd6st 4 жыл бұрын
@James Harding Sounds about right. Though they used a G36 iirc.
@admirable_kon5083 3 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-rd6st Geez... I pitty the guy, even when people are stupid, it doesn't mean they should die or get seriously hurt... If they wanted to do that kind of stupid stuff, they should have shot the flak jacket before, without anyone inside it, to be sure if it could stop a bullet or not...
@bobbiesagainn1058 4 жыл бұрын
"I trust that the people who want to see more of my videos will be smart enough to press the subscribe button" I respect that, deeply
@sheepdog5799 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@AlucardNoir 7 жыл бұрын
Well, technically, a weapon that is used to clobber someone to death is still a weapon. You should be proud, you had a sharp club made for you. It takes a certain kind of person to give an edge to his club - usually a medieval era mesoamerican warrior type, but hey, you were learning, how were you supposed to know the edge was supposed to obsidian and not steel?
@intergalacticimperialist9670 7 жыл бұрын
AlucardNoir Wow that's DEEP cut for weapons enthusiasts lol
@daboss640 7 жыл бұрын
I think it's a worst cut for the blacksmith
@BigTimeZergRush 7 жыл бұрын
:P its easy to give a club a edge, just use a whetstone and after 3 passes its razor sharp! Even a massive bone can be turned into a extremely sharp weapon if you have the right skill set.
@DimmVargr 7 жыл бұрын
+AlucardNoir - Macuahuitl were known for being capable of decapitating a horse, which definitely does take some cutting power in addition to sheer weight.
@BFedie518 7 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="532">8:52</a> That looks like a good pommel for ending people rightly.
@danieldo8859 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Fedie that meme is still alive wtf
@aaronhanson7241 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Do Long live the pommel!
@BFedie518 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Do There will always be people who need to be ended rightly.
@ryleighs9575 7 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Do Bundles of fish?
@peganoske 7 жыл бұрын
too lewd for me
@ALee-pl7to 6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="899">14:59</a> to quote Lindybeige, "bits of inexplicable leather on wrists"
@WardenWolf 3 жыл бұрын
Nickname for a decorative Japanese sword: Wallhangzashi.
@reenusmcreet7323 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should have
@NumbDogma69185 3 жыл бұрын
I have 2
@littlebigheroman 3 жыл бұрын
@@NumbDogma69185 I've got one as well. You would expect katanasforsale.com to provide shitty products but it's actually my best cutter.
@harveybrooks1460 3 жыл бұрын
lmao!!! whats its short on is its length and usability jk lol 😂
@gaddock3713 2 жыл бұрын
ive got one of those.....at least it looks cool on my wall (shrugs)
@genericfakename8197 7 жыл бұрын
I am a teenager, one day I hope to overcome my disability.
@chriswedemann8599 7 жыл бұрын
GenericFakeName You can overcome that now, actually. think old, be old.
@ShakeMilkyWay1 7 жыл бұрын
dont worry, youth is a disease that heals over time
@God8-O 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Wedemann My back hurts (I'm thinking old)
@Cookiesdiefrombehind 7 жыл бұрын
Yamil Aouada the old beg to differ
@ShakeMilkyWay1 7 жыл бұрын
趙 憲 why? They no longer suffer youth
@mermaidman961 7 жыл бұрын
I bought a $10 stainless steel dagger solely for the purpose of using it as a cool little letter opener, but the edges of the blade were square so it couldn't even do that properly. Piece of junk.
@kwinntao9522 5 жыл бұрын
mnb323 if you still have it for some reason, then hopefully you’ve sharpened it
@F2PMegaGod 4 жыл бұрын
not being sharp isnt the worst, for small things like that any metal will do if you run a whetstone through it. Most kitchen utensils are made of stainless steel and they can still cut and chop through skin, tissue, cartilage and even bone with no problems (like skal said in some videos, problem is having longer blades made out of it). So give it a try, might surprise you
@henryettoit897 4 жыл бұрын
you are supposed to sharpen it
@morgancampbell3505 4 жыл бұрын
@@F2PMegaGod tbf most cooks knifes are very sharp but being stainless steel require constant sharpening which most people don't do, they also lack rigidity being about 2mm thick making them useless for anything other than kitchen purposes
@kp1flush 6 жыл бұрын
I like that he doesn't beg for subscribers
@legasius9358 6 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see someone who puts vids on yt because he simply likes it and it's entertaining for him 😄
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
@@legasius9358 i do too. Just like you said, just make the vids if you want to and like to do so. Don't beg for subs~ if people wanna see your vids they can subscribe themselves. I doubt people can be too stupid to not find that button
@Manglet762 5 жыл бұрын
Or likes, or favorites, it's great. Respecting your viewers enough to where they can decide themselves to do any of this without being asked to is very rare on KZfaq.
@benrussell5070 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking personally, as someone who has just stumbled on this channel, that sentiment along with the quality of the video is enough to earn a sub from me. So by not begging for subs he's earned a sub 😁
@malgremor85 5 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="500">8:20</a> Now there's a pommel that could do some damage...
@virgosintellect 5 жыл бұрын
She said
@xaquko9718 4 жыл бұрын
@@virgosintellect lmao It truly looks lika the tip of a d
@admirable_kon5083 3 жыл бұрын
We might theorize that, in the factory, the original handle broke while fitting... The worker talked to the boss, but the boss said "It's your problem! You broke it, you fix it!", and so the worker remembered that his wifey had a strangely refined dildo in their house... So... XD
@vegeta6169 Жыл бұрын
Could definitely end someone rightly
@sneakzz3714 7 жыл бұрын
I bought a 19 dollar tactical pen while drunk....... I hate myself
@shorelockhomes943 6 жыл бұрын
Sneakz z L.O.L. Lesson learned?
@orangejoe204 5 жыл бұрын
If you ever need to poke somebody in the eye with a pen, it'll be very useful. Would it be better to have almost anything else? Of course. But a weapon is just a tool. It is a hard heart that kills.
@thepast6007 5 жыл бұрын
i bought a 80 euro one... *hate me for that
@virgosintellect 5 жыл бұрын
Does it write upside down? Drunk tactics?
@annasstorybox7906 4 жыл бұрын
@@orangejoe204 But... that also works with pencils from the dollar store or a similar shop (dont raid IKEA for the free pencils they are quite short and therefore fiddly to use)... You can also get a box of ten in a dollar store type of shop for less that thre dollars... And they are wooden pencils so they are eco-friendly. xD
@willxu6581 7 жыл бұрын
As a teenager, I look back one month and I go "eghhh..."
@danielonenut1864 7 жыл бұрын
same, I disgust myself
@GrampsandMates 7 жыл бұрын
me with everything I do... Seriously, I'm so overly critical of myself and what I do. You guys, don't be disgusted. You're growing. Also, can't beat 10 years old me running like a ninja in the school court yard.
@HuxleyTheProf 7 жыл бұрын
Elle And Gramps Lol teenagers are funny. All those embarrassing memories are pretty far away at this point, but not far enough :p. It gets better though, you get comfortable with ourself and the people around get way better after high school, generally. It's hard being forced to see the same people every day for years when you have no choice.
@user-it7on1xq5w 7 жыл бұрын
Elle And Gramps hey yeah that's like me when I look back at old videos. I delete them because I think they're shit
@willstuart8801 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who disgusts themselves even before they do something ? I don't even need to think of what I am going to do and I disgust myself
@sherlockbatmanholmes892 5 жыл бұрын
Skalligrim used to be a thicc boi
@Hercules1-v9m 4 жыл бұрын
He is again now. Not by choice though. He doesn't talk about it but he has problems holding off weight and if he doesn't workout heavy every day then he packs on weight fast. I have the same problem. Low ass metabolism.
@Ecktor 4 жыл бұрын
Eye, sharp as a falchion
@spartankongcountry6799 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hercules1-v9m Not trying to sound like a d*ck, but its actually a myth that a slow metabolism causes obesity. If anything they have a higher metabolism from expending energy on carrying their extra body weight.
@mohammadwaled409 3 жыл бұрын
@@spartankongcountry6799 yes but they're metabolism isn't fast enough to stop them from putting on weight in the first place
@spartankongcountry6799 3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadwaled409 They gain weight because they don't move, and they eat unhealthy. Metabolism isn't really a problem until you're middle aged.
@Bogojira 4 жыл бұрын
Ive only been really delving into Skall's content for up to a few weeks now, so I am not a long time subscriber. This guy has the honesty and respect for his audience that I can respect and admire. I hope this guy makes it big on KZfaq, like really really big, he deserves it. Cheers!
@CureOptimismForHumanity 7 жыл бұрын
That axe at the end looks -silly- good enough for Abbath to pose with it on the next Immortal album
@metalviking974 7 жыл бұрын
That axe is great if you're Mayhem or Emperor or some other Black Metal band :D
@Anttimation 7 жыл бұрын
It even resembles corpse paint.
@helios5868 7 жыл бұрын
I was gonna post that exact same thing!
@northstarus 7 жыл бұрын
Did Mayhem's members pose with weapons? I don't recall, seems like a pretty Vikernes thing to do hahaha
@metalviking974 7 жыл бұрын
Hereldiom IceStorm There's a picture of Euronymous posing with a rapier. But I think, Varg did it more and early Emperor did it a lot
@metalviking974 7 жыл бұрын
Satyr Horns And crab stances
@aksoldarkwind2345 3 жыл бұрын
I bought that viking seord in 2004. Pulled out of the box, pommel fell off. Guard rattled. Weighed4.5 lbs. deepeeka. Returned.
@Y4LDA 7 жыл бұрын
"Edgy teenager with no friggin clue." - Subbed
@A-G-F- 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, whats your Profile Picture? I kinda want it as my Xbox Live picture :^)
@DenpaRaven 5 жыл бұрын
@@A-G-F-She seemsTerezi from Homestuck
@A-G-F- 5 жыл бұрын
@@DenpaRaven homestuck still a thing? Heh Seems like you are right, thanks you
@MischievousBastard 7 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking next crossover episode should be pommels with Joerg Sprave...
@augustodapino7759 7 жыл бұрын
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
@theaussiebogan9680 7 жыл бұрын
They could make a pommelzooka
@MischievousBastard 7 жыл бұрын
With a rotating barrel!
@onim26 7 жыл бұрын
fully automatic pommel slingshot
@konstantink.2127 7 жыл бұрын
That would be great! 😂
@MMOQuin 7 жыл бұрын
when i was about 8 i started collecting knives and swords, my parents thought it was just a phase. as the years went by i use to draw different designs of blades every time i had the chance, filling notebooks, on my clothes if i had no paper, any chance i had. i'm 20 now, starting two years ago i started making knives, since i didn't have money at the time i made my own tools and forge and sold my knives to keep getting more and better tools. I'm still new to the blacksmith trade, but i got far enough on my own to now sell knives from a shop that helps sell them for me at around $175-$200 each for my rustic style knives.
@snowisthebestweather 7 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="389">6:29</a> That Manowar poster. Hell yeah!
@Chrono-bo4zc 3 жыл бұрын
Hello heavy tf2
@johnevans347 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my friend's brother,( not much older than us, so maybe twelve or thirteen), was using a double hafted felling axe, but swung way too far back, and partially severed his spine . He was in a wheelchair for about ten years, then could walk again, but was permanently damaged. Awful story, but be careful with sharp edges.
@billbuck3590 7 жыл бұрын
I think that axe looks pretty sick. Impractical but cool looking.
@phileas007 7 жыл бұрын
Bataxe?
@Andoulline 7 жыл бұрын
phileas007 Lol Well I guess batman was invented in the middle ages.
@danielyakovlev8553 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, at least it looked badass unlike that crappy sword
@billbuck3590 7 жыл бұрын
Andoulline batman would be like 10X cooler if he just ran around cutting bad guys in half with a massive fucking bat axe......
@kovi567 7 жыл бұрын
Well...if it's made from good steel, then you just have to cut off from each blade like...half of it, so you make a double headed bearded axe, widen the shafthole (idk how it's called in english...or in any other languages.) so it can fit a thicker hardwood shaft, and grind the edge until it becomes sharp enough to chop wood, or people's limbs with it. Shit ton of work, but doable for sure, if the steel is good.
@HadronWolf 7 жыл бұрын
you can't just tease us, now we gotta see the teenage cringy pics.
@Apocolovids 7 жыл бұрын
Those were some clever crops hahaha
@AnimeOtaku2 7 жыл бұрын
Hadron Wolf if he ever makes a bet on this channel and loses, I think we have found his forfeit. :D
@HadronWolf 7 жыл бұрын
perfect idea, like mabie have a sparring match with someone, if he loses, cringe video.
@lockesnode1477 7 жыл бұрын
Show us!
@poiuytrewq11422 7 жыл бұрын
R Stewart What's the point? We'll be too distracted by his godly Haircut.
@antonioenglish8732 4 жыл бұрын
I've really gotten into historical accuracy and practicality in the last 7 years or so, but I'll always have a soft spot for fantasy double bladed gigantic axes.
@firewaterforgeofarizona4304 3 жыл бұрын
When that "battle axe" came on at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="755">12:35</a> I started laughing uncontrollably because there was a time I was dying to have one. Great video Skallagrim!
@MsFrostitute 7 жыл бұрын
Worst Weapons: Every weapon that doesn't have an unscrewable pommel
@chriswedemann8599 7 жыл бұрын
処女ロリータ We'll see what Big Daddy has to say.
@senpaisanchoyt5225 7 жыл бұрын
where is that from?
@paulgomes5567 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, without an unscrewable pummel how can you "end them rightly"?
@user-wl4sr4tl7f 7 жыл бұрын
>Man-O-War >Naked "chicks" Skall confirmed for gay.
@user-wl4sr4tl7f 7 жыл бұрын
Sword Bastard I don't think their gayness is a problem but, they are reeeeeally gay.
@Lol8922 7 жыл бұрын
The band? Pretty sure the singer is married and has two sons.
@AJtheGuitarist38 7 жыл бұрын
+Sword Bastard - I'm pretty sure Eric is the singer and the person that Omar is referring to. And I'm also pretty sure that Joey is the bassist, and not the person Omar is referring to.
@peganoske 7 жыл бұрын
Spartans were all gays and the best warriors in history of humanity though. Also - "Олег Хайнс" - I understand that Russians all over-religious fanatics and homophobic, but it does not give a good impression about them in civilized societies.
@MrBioniclefan1 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@myvids3115 3 жыл бұрын
Nice. Eloquent. Enjoyable in the pure honesty of the thing. Thanks mate
@evn556 2 жыл бұрын
Much love and respect Skalla, thanks for always providing helpful and thorough content.
@yellowmaskdude553 7 жыл бұрын
Just sell them and replace them with pommels.
@Butterkin 7 жыл бұрын
end them rightly
@yellowmaskdude553 7 жыл бұрын
Butterkin 3000 No, the pommels should be thrown at knights in full plate armour.
@yellowmaskdude553 7 жыл бұрын
Krasniy Soldat You're welcome, as long as you're not Fargoth.
@killermemesatareasonablepr9707 7 жыл бұрын
Yellow Mask Dude Can you find my ring?
@yellowmaskdude553 7 жыл бұрын
Alduin, the World-Eater Look, it was funny the first three times but now it just looks like you're following me across the internet and now you come here asking for your godsdamned ring?! I already told you, the imperial guards have it.
@MetazoaOrganan 7 жыл бұрын
Skall has gone from one kind of edgelord to another. 😂
@kevinoneal9779 7 жыл бұрын
Darth Metazoa He's the edge KING now!
@jondeoliveira8248 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin O'Neal Next step will be Edgegod.
@EclipsisTenebris 7 жыл бұрын
If you know Soul Calibur, you will get this. Skall went from Edgelord to Edgemaster
@dabloodsploder4280 7 жыл бұрын
Dracul JOSHI he kinda look like him too
@EclipsisTenebris 7 жыл бұрын
DaBloodsploder Krieg I was more thinking about the CC class in 3, but you're right... Skal does look a bit like the character too.
@mrcyberfish1 5 жыл бұрын
I'll give you ten bucks for the Viking sword.
@coraline2770 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’m only finding your videos now going through them thank you!
@PseudoReality28 7 жыл бұрын
Grand those swords, but I prefer me trusty axe!
@OcrimBob 7 жыл бұрын
JayceStardasher A good sword ain't worth shite if a weak arm's swingin' it eh?
@PseudoReality28 7 жыл бұрын
♪ Bam ba ran, bam bam ba ran ♪
@OcrimBob 7 жыл бұрын
JayceStardasher friends we show heart, foes we show our axe. Remember that stranger.
@PseudoReality28 7 жыл бұрын
See you're a man well traveled, so tell me... Should I beat me wench once a week, or oftener?
@OcrimBob 7 жыл бұрын
Making me a slingshot, gonna hunt bears!
@citbCatInTheBag 7 жыл бұрын
How much do I need to pay to see your teenager pictures? xD
@Skallagrim 7 жыл бұрын
More than you can afford. :)
@__evelin.pink__ 7 жыл бұрын
I'll trade you two leftover slices of pizza and my swiss army knife.
@kevinoneal9779 7 жыл бұрын
Skallagrim I have six dollars and a bag full of fecal matter!
@jacobfong5469 7 жыл бұрын
I have a $15000 pommel you might want to consider.
@felixpadilla3215 7 жыл бұрын
Skallagrim i have diabetes
@AesirViking 2 жыл бұрын
Forget Manowar - Yay for the Crow poster!
@YakobtoshiNakamoto 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't say I'm a sword or historical weapons enthusiast but these videos are always cool and entertaining. Keep up the good work dude. Subscribed :)
@kennylaysh2776 7 жыл бұрын
I feel you on forgetting the teenage years! The only pictures from those days, are ones my parents have that I cannot destroy, lol. Oh, the joyous days of Nirvana and way too much flannel -_- I've been lucky on swords, no bad ones yet. I've been pretty careful/lucky so far. I have on that is just a SLO, but it was created specifically as an art piece, not meant to be used in any way (Mithrodin).
@miyamotomusashi7612 7 жыл бұрын
Nefrai Laysh What's wrong with Flannel? It's warm and comfortable.
@kennylaysh2776 7 жыл бұрын
Miyamoto Musashi Flannel on its own isn't a bad thing, but in the 90's...it was the grunge style, and one I'd prefer no one ever saw me wearing, lol. Crappy ripped jeans, t-shirt, grungy open flannel short over. Flannel can be ok, but we abused the hell out of it in the 90's, lol.
@Thulgore 7 жыл бұрын
when I was 18 I bought a dragon sword from budk......I paid $150 bucks......learned my lesson quickly. It looked cool.....as an art piece I guess. I even sharpened the thing. (wasted effort) Even trying to use it would involve personal injury. I can't even find it under google images.
@NudeJawn 7 жыл бұрын
nice batman axe, lol
@savannahferguson8035 7 жыл бұрын
Nude Jawn i
@chriwehl7173 7 жыл бұрын
Nude Jawn Exactly what the head would do if you hit something With it :Went flying They only handle could hold this is a iron wood (the wood that stays under water for 20 years)or a iron handle and these things are heavy .Hit somebody with that combination at full force ?Have fun trying to survive
@thewanderingfool4435 2 жыл бұрын
There is a saying that goes as follows, "Youth is wasted on the young!!" this video proves this statement. Those are some nasty ass, horrible & cheap weapons you once owned, however i admire your honesty for showing these and admitting you owned them; On a brighter note though, this just goes to show how much you have learned and grew as a person in you hobby/interest, so much so that people follow your channel, advice and also seek your knowledge which says a great deal about your overall development in your chosen field of expertise, no longer a cringe teen but instead an educated and well practised/experienced professional.
@zethron1173 3 жыл бұрын
I really like the tone of this one. One of my favorite vids
@Jack_Woods 7 жыл бұрын
As an Edgy Teenager... I'm glad to know this kind of stuff before buying my first sword...
@Jack_Woods 7 жыл бұрын
One of these days....
@sun332s7 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Woods same lol
@Jack_Woods 2 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I'm 20 I'm still an Edgelord and I still want to buy swords... don't worry I don't have a neckbeard, fedora, and I have a GF, it's all good
@Jonathan75531 7 жыл бұрын
That Jon Snow pun was so bad xD
@petemadrona2252 7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Midtgaard Jensen Didn't have enough pommels in it to end rightly.
@stefancristi2493 4 жыл бұрын
I do not yet know why but, at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a>, your tone gave a very credible aura to what you were saying about it being (or, in this case, NOT being) a self-defense weapon. Nice.
@PoundItNailIt 7 жыл бұрын
"Order of 'suckage'... " We can add that to Skallagrim's meme of "ending him rightly with a pommel"
@sartanko 7 жыл бұрын
That comissioned viking sword... If I made that I wouldn't dare charge money for it...
@ryleighs9575 7 жыл бұрын
What if the person specifically asked "Hey, can you make me a vaguely sword shaped steel bar with a handle?"?
@SaitoGray 7 жыл бұрын
Same, that thing is awfull.
@ArthurC42 7 жыл бұрын
When I saw the picture of it I had to go back and re-listen to the part where he says "experienced swordsmith", just to make sure I heard right. That thing is absolutely horrendous, and about 1000 times uglier than the first blade I ever made. Sounds like somebody was exaggerating about their "experience" just a tiiiiiiiiny weee bit.
@GeneticAlgorithm 7 жыл бұрын
I think not even a novice would craft a garbage like that. That Smith is probably self taught or something.
@SaitoGray 7 жыл бұрын
Technocracy XXI Nothing wrong with being self taught, a lot of smiths are. That "sword" was made by someone with no idea of what his doing...
@Psyconaut116 7 жыл бұрын
Now I really want to see a teenage Skall.
@Casablinky 7 жыл бұрын
you seem like you know what your doing and i really like your stuff,subbed
@tolbeanqueen1174 7 жыл бұрын
lately you've appeared in my recommended videos and i gotta say im happy you did XD
@brungrisatre5968 7 жыл бұрын
Let's get Skallagrim to 1 million subscribers so he will show us his teenage pictures.
@iamnobody8979 7 жыл бұрын
Did he just start the video with "Hey, fucks"?
@Skallagrim 7 жыл бұрын
*Folks*.
@Someone5912 7 жыл бұрын
I am Nobody *Hey Folks
@gabrielzapata5501 7 жыл бұрын
hey forks
@KarlKarlex 7 жыл бұрын
I am Nobody *hey forks :p
@magiv4205 7 жыл бұрын
He should always start his videos with "Hi fucks" lmao
@nyromath2195 7 жыл бұрын
Pfff, you normal teenagers with your half-naked women posters. I'm 15 and the only things on my wall of note are a map of Cyrodiil from Oblivion, a map of Middle Earth from LOTR and this old painting thing of the smurfs.
@samuelbarham8483 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I had been as sophisticated as you when I was 15.
@johnapple6646 5 жыл бұрын
Ah a man of culture
@samuelmerrin1604 5 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@DrewPeabaws 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Merrin I mean, I have both
@DrewPeabaws 5 жыл бұрын
AND a bag of pommels
@philbabb6460 4 жыл бұрын
"first battle ready sword" in front of posters for Manowar and The Crow my man
@StutleyConstable 7 жыл бұрын
But isn't a bad katana still better than any other sword? I mean, it's the divine geometry of the blade that matters, not the material from which it is forged.
@addiegaskin6807 7 жыл бұрын
StutleyConstable you have won the internet sir have this W
@bruno-mq6bg 7 жыл бұрын
StutleyConstable material matters
@StutleyConstable 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, material matters. Unless it's a KATANA!
@VeritasEtAequitas 7 жыл бұрын
StutleyConstable Exactly. With the geometry and sharpness, there simply wouldn't be enough resistance to break it!
@SongJiangShiJin 7 жыл бұрын
Katanas are always superior. And besides being a superior weapon it could do your taxes, drive your kids to school, used as a night light and will monitor your carb intake. Superior in every way
@sarcastichamsandwich5413 7 жыл бұрын
The Jon Snow joke forced me to slam the like button a little too hard.
@Nemoticon 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the first 40s of this clip. Rants always tickle me and Skall's mini-rants are hilarious. Now, to the rest of the video!
@killerkab1141 6 жыл бұрын
I look back and feel the same lol Love your videos man
@braddharma 7 жыл бұрын
Yup, resubbed, and clicked the dingle ling button as well
@Skallagrim 7 жыл бұрын
Hopefully that will spare you further KZfaq shenanigans.
@magiv4205 7 жыл бұрын
"dingle ling button"
@JonathanMahadeo 7 жыл бұрын
*As we greaten the radius of our understanding we increase the circumference of our misunderstanding*
@hawawah8671 3 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="669">11:09</a> I legit burst out laughing when I saw the sword.
@user-xr7ou1xf9x 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, man! It was a good confession! Thanks for that. Many of us were the same naive idiots, that were grown on “Conan the barbarian” movies and knew nothing about the steel parameters. Thanks to your videos like that I know what doesn’t worth of my money, which shops and producers are fine, and which blades the one should avoid, which prices are reasonable, which stuff is to cheap to be good, and which weapons are “cheap but good” and worth to be bought by novices like me. It is good to know that skilled guys like you were complete noobs as well, and made some silly mistakes. So, once again, thanks for your videos, and especially for this one!
@TheJamie1103 7 жыл бұрын
ever bought something that looked so dumb and impractical you wanted it
@NordisktLejon 7 жыл бұрын
oh would u look at that, KZfaq did secretly unsub u for me. ffs YT.
@Skallagrim 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, it happens all the time. Meanwhile they're trying to tell us it doesn't. -_-
@wolfpack2723 7 жыл бұрын
I greatly enjoy your work, having the ability to laugh at yourself is something special. Still tying to figure out your accent though.
@SamuelBowns 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, this is probably one of the best videos I've seen on this channel...
@tyridge7714 7 жыл бұрын
"I knew just as much as John Snow - which is nothing" *Clicks subscribe*
@mr.halloween3371 7 жыл бұрын
Till the blood on your sword is the blood of a king,blood of a king,BLOOD OF A KING!- Manawar.
@_Sterben_ 4 жыл бұрын
Love your "The Crow" poster in the Viking Sword picture!
@syndicalist-0 5 жыл бұрын
You are legitimately awesome. That intro alone. Basically saying you wont patronize us by begging for subscriptions lol thank you.
@jacobs9083 7 жыл бұрын
That viking sword is hilarious
@martinbuhrer3893 7 жыл бұрын
Don't deny Manowar, Skall! You know you love them! ;-)
@glass-africa 7 жыл бұрын
Warriors of the world!
@sugamotomagasaki4687 6 жыл бұрын
Secret of Steel
@firewaterforgeofarizona4304 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting me laugh along with you. I think everyone has made regrettable (and later laughable) blade purchases like this.
@The_Daily_Tomato 6 жыл бұрын
Unless you live somewhere you're barely allowed to own Swiss pocket knives ;)
@namonaite 3 жыл бұрын
I know several people who don't subscribe because they know they will be recommended that person regardless and I'm like, can at least give them the satisfaction of knowing your a consistent viewer.xD
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 7 жыл бұрын
I sell pommels and pommel accessories
@ryleighs9575 7 жыл бұрын
That blade ain't right...
@ShadowKick32 7 жыл бұрын
your name...just... i upvote...i can't stop laughing
@averylarsen2511 7 жыл бұрын
what a uniquely specific market to corner.
@animelova271 7 жыл бұрын
can I end any of my opponents rightly with your pommels?
@pyroparagon8945 7 жыл бұрын
It's euphoria
@Shabanezloth 7 жыл бұрын
I burst out of laughing when I saw the viking sword, sorry :D
@mitcheldenhartog1886 7 жыл бұрын
And with that double edged axe, i WAS NOT DISSAPOINTED. Thanks so much for this vid as it helps me know what kind of weapons and productions to avoid.
@theletterpurple6228 3 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="27">0:27</a> i wish more youtubers thought that, thank you skalagrim, big respect
@JamesRichardsPlays 7 жыл бұрын
Looks at the axe... "You can throw your back out with that thing." *blush* Yeah. That happened. You aren't the only idiot out there ;)
@TylerMcCann-Barnes 6 жыл бұрын
The fuck
@dreadthemadsmith 7 жыл бұрын
Is.... is that a "The Crow" poster...?
@brasteen1 7 жыл бұрын
Dread, the Mad Smith Yep
@SongJiangShiJin 7 жыл бұрын
Dread, the Mad Smith as if you had to ask
@Ecktor 4 жыл бұрын
I had a few laughable wall hangers as gifts from people that know I like these things, then one of my old uncles, heavens have him, gave me an awesome hand made knife with a bone handle. His neighbor made it for him, literally! 😂 I had no idea he had blacksmithing neighbors!
@DeadRpoetry1167 4 жыл бұрын
I found your tube this month(sept), when it came up on suggestions. Since then I've been unsubscribed twice, though your videos still come up on my feed. PS. My teen years beat yours! Even though I was brought up on 70's heavy rock etc, and I am still an alternative heavy metaller; during my teen years and a little beyond I went new wave,dance,techno,house,rap,pop etc etc lol. Luckily I always remained with an eclectic heart, and in the 90's the "chug" brought me back to sense lol
@GladstnJones 7 жыл бұрын
No man enjoys puberty/ their teenage years, hell I'm 19 and I cringe at myself a few years ago.
@ulysses284 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Macabre judging by your profile picture you're still very cringy.
@GabrielThorpshaniqua 7 жыл бұрын
TRIGGERED I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
@GabrielThorpshaniqua 7 жыл бұрын
HOW WOULD ONE USE PROPER BLADE ALIGNMENT
@GabrielThorpshaniqua 7 жыл бұрын
THAT BLACKSMITH MUST BE ENDED RIGHTLY
@PhantomShane914 7 жыл бұрын
I agree
@johnhaney4475 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the blacksmith tried swinging his own sword or if he just decided it looked good enough
@blazingled4827 6 жыл бұрын
love your account man this humor its good to laugh again haha
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