"im suprised no hero has a kick as a melee" Zenyatta: am i a joke to you

“ I’m surprised no hero in overwatch2 has a kick as their melee” Zenyatta: 😢

Kiriko in cinematic: " the fox spirit stops bullets" Kiriko in game: * dies from a bullet*

I swear they could turn this into a movie it looks so good

byw: She cant heal herself like that but ill let it slide Every support in ow2: yeah we can?

I think the kiriko self healing at the end is the support pasive because she was out of combat for like 10 seconds before she healed.

Imagine if the abilities actually matched with the cinematics. People like sigma and the shimada who are just flat out super-powered would be freaking terrifying.

I want to know why Kiriko sounds like this in the Animated Shorts but whenever I hear her in game, she sounds like she is tryng to do a Sojourn impression.

Zach: No one has a kick for their melee Zenyatta: Am I a joke to you?

,,No hero has a kick as a meele" *Sad zenyata noice*

No hero in overwatch has a kick as there melee Zen: 😢

It's hard to meme the last part when it makes you almost cry 😭

“ I’m surprised no hero has a kick as a melee” Zenyatta: did you forgot about me?

One thing you forgot to point out: how the heck can kiriko see all of that through a door peephole?

So basically the dripped out Hashimoto dude is a recurring character. He was also in the animated short ‘Dragons’ with Hanzo and Genji. He gets his phone shot out of his hand and runs into the Hanamura bell knocking himself out. The reason he’s dressed like that is because he’s dressed like that in ‘Dragons’ as well making him more recognizable

The line that gets me every time is "Your Grandma would be so proud" because it makes me think of my Grandpa.

"She can't heal herself like that" Yes she can,all supports can

I was scared this one wouldn’t come out after the reaction video but I’m so glad it did

you failed to mention how she used only one healing ofuda to heal him

Idk if anybody noticed that the henchmen for hashimoto also appear with the same face in the dragons cinematic

For people who didn't notice 3:53 the guy on the left was in the dragons short

You missed her most important ability at 8:29 where she teleports Akari to Mr. Yoshida using her swift-step.

I gotta stop watching this cinematic I can't keep making myself cry like this

The hasimoto music hit harder than the gun shot

You forgot that they didn't show her second ability

4:40 dont you insult my boy kevin,in the shimada short he lost his phone and was scared shitless,now hes a mob leader

I think she’s always been called a rabbit but the girl had started to like foxes, and then Kiriko became aware of that which had her get a Fox plush, didn’t think that the girl would change her name of “little rabbit” but accepted her decision in choosing so

Can u guys appreciate that kiriko's mom went from the kitchen to the door in 0.001 seconds

Why are their hands so disproportionately GIGANTIC????? it's like fuckin Super Mario Bros up in here

Since this is a cinematic I would not expect her to have the same limits the game has

*Did you cry? Me I died of crying it flowing of crying, I cry every time when I watch this animated.😭😭😭*

I absolutely love your content bro you wack! I'm currently going through a really sad time right now, but watching your content helps keep me emotionally strong Thank you

The series returnnnn lesgooo

Zenyatta: Am I joke to you?

The one thing that surprises me about the short is how the child just threw the axe a bit lower that man would be dead. That six year old was ready to kill

She wants to be mercy with the rez, and tracer with the damn amount of teleports

Lets goooo!!! Just today i was wondering when you would release this

I hope blizzard decides to do more cinematic shorts because I enjoy watching you nitpick these things apart also love when you basically act like your afraid when kiriko turns around eyes glowing

When he was about to die she quickly healed him

"no hero kicks as their melee" *Screaming zenyatta*

the guy with the quiff is the same dude who got bullied by Hanzo in Dragons

You haven’t mentioned that the wound that Kiriko supposedly got during the fight never was shown on screen

first. I absolutely LOVE the 'makes no sense' series. Also this cinematic is THE best and cutest

okay first up Zen does use a kicking melee ability so it does exist in the game. second I'm surprised no one else has called this that the mother just watched as her daughter got attacked by Yakuza and did nothing when she was supposed to be this great martial arts trainer who trained Genji, Hanzo and her own daughter, text even pointed out she has her sword? Third if that girl was off by just a couple more inches she would have damn killed that guy like I understand starting early to being an assassin, but damn head and ax that's pretty gruesome even for adults? fourth can we all recognize that we didn't see the fox Spirit doesn't once make an appearance in this whole cinematic even when she uses her ultimate?

“I would say she can’t heal like that” throw it at the floor I think

THE RETURN!!!

lol the kid with axe part is funny.

I think at 9:34 she teleported the dude with herself, which is why they were in front of the old man and little girl were behind her, which also doesnt make sense since she can only teleport herself

Octane is now in 2 of these cinematics the junker queen one with the well he says and the hashimoto person

No hero has a kick as a melee zenyatta: really???!???? Think again now eat these balls

0:30 guy on the left I remember him from the genji and hanzo cinematic

I’ve been waiting for this :D

i get it that, she used her swiftstep well at the end but... she wasnt looking at the direction her mom was at, and u need to look at ur ally before u swift step u know

9:30 she used swift step to teleport in front of the old guy and used her ult before that

9:33 Kiriko just teleported with that random dude because she was holding his leg but yeah. Imagine teleporting somewhere with a teammate. Ofc Kiriko doesn't have this ability... It would be cool tho. Edit: Yeah she teleported. When she teleports to beat that dude, Genji clone gets up and starts running worwards. Then she just teleports in front of that clone so we can see him running behind Kiriko. It's quite hard to notice because the camera angle is the same and we think that she created the second phase of ultimate but nah, she just teleported forward... with that guy. Also we can see that aura Kiriko has while teleporting. That blue mist thing around her.

I hope for the campaign we can customise heroes like Genji, Hanzo and Kiriko to have multiple attacks on their melees

"The fox spirit can block bullets, she's all purpose" In game: "let the kitsune g.." Dies

She was able to teleport because of Grandpa and the little kid they're considered allies

She delivers doughnuts, and they're not Krispy Kreme

Old man did not die in the scene, you can hear his heartbeat in the backround.

BYW:no hero has a kick for melee zenyatta:bruh

“Old man died, bye bye, you can’t res him back to life” - Bro You Wack

Don't you dare make fun of this cinematic what is one of the best I've ever seen I know you're just having fun but I'm just protective over this because it's just so dang good they hit this one out of the ballpark

she was near her mum, the grandpa and the girl when she teleported and seeing the way the girl used that axe i think that was an allie

I commented for you to make a makes no sense on this and you did thank you

They need to quit making garbage games and make a show or somat. I felt so many different emotions in not even 10 minutes. Absolute fire

12:27 She still didn't learn how to use shift. She needs to look directly at teammate to teleport to him.

where did the sword or the smg come from

Zenyattas melee was always a kick

Im surprised no hero in overwatch has a kick as a meelee. Zenyata be like

When I first saw kiriko on overwatch I thought she used paper as a weapon

4:38 Jouske: Da fuck you say about my hair

4:34 isn’t that the guy from the dragons cinematic

I also cried with honor and glory

Not to be a nit pick Makes no sense is the best thing on your channel However I need to point out Zen's melee is him kicking

fun fact: the guy with the dodgey haircut who called for backup is also the same guy who had his phone shot by hanzo in his animated short

I was waiting for this

I love how they made zenyadas kick bigger it's so fun

What I don’t get is why they made her mom out to be some normal suburban mom. She’s literally a ninja too and trained Kiriko herself. Seeing kiriko kick ass shouldn’t be a surprise if literally Genji and Hanzo could wipe the floor with them too lol. Feels so out of character for the whole family.

WOHOOO I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

"the stupidest haircut of all time" josuke:

2:15 that's just a normal thing, you tell kids the wrong thing because you know they are going to get angry and correct you

It’s not a ‘makes no sense’ video with ‘ITS NOT YOUR MELEE’

i was just about to come down here to reference zenyattas kick and everyone has already pointed it out :)

simple explanation for these cinematics: they're in a no cooldown server

also where was the fox when she used her ult?.😢

I thought you were going to make a comment about how the guy with the Elvis hair was also in Hanzo and Genji trailer and still failed to call back up

My input that no one asked for but I didn't feel like I got an emotional payoff as I'd hope. I originally thought that the little girl would have died somehow and then come back as the fox to watch over Kiriko

4 years wow of watching this guy wow

bro you are so funny and made my day.

Genji has a DRAGON spirit in his blade

13:05 Passive healing from support class

09:55 yep zenyatta doesnt exist. That makes total sense

I've been waiting for it

I don't know why but I am an ow1 player and the merge worked but after a few days my stats are slowly going away and I now have less hours on my characters than I had before

It makes no sense that she has 36 donuts but no friends

“Im surprised no hero has a kick as a melee” me: “as a zenyatta main, i am deeply saddened in your disability to understand that zenyatta, can indeed kick

The old man was left on 1 hp

Actually the camera was flipped so she was behind but the camera changed so she was in front again

he didnt res him u can here his heart beating in the background