My favourite one-liner, which isn't in here, is when the presenters said something like "Are you drinking tonight? How much are you having?" or something similar and Graham said "Not enough for this."

my favourite line from this year by him is "if you're just tuning in, this isn't a glitch, this is really happening" when the United Kingdom were first on the Jury votes XD

"In space, no one can hear you scream at your hairdresser" 🤣🤣

"The theme tonight is the sound of beauty which, like all themes, means nothing" had me laughing. Man the UK is lucky to have funny commentary like that

"We'Re GoInG tO HaVe To hOsT???" Killed me

"Don't wanna jinx it for Switzerland but James Newman wore a similar jacket last year" And Switzerland got 0 points from the public 🤣

"There now follows a human sacrifice" after the french performance killed me 😆

The timing of "This is Holland." "No it's not, this is Pol-" "THIS IS POLAND-!" is so perfect it damn near feels like they practiced it just for the British viewers. Goddamn that was brilliant.

Graham during the Italian gesture bit: ‘there are 180 million people watching this’ 😄😄 EDIT: I’ve launched a debate in the comments.

Honestly, my fave Graham One-Liner is “She’s got her shopping in that shoulder.”

After Spain: "Put the phone down grandad, the voting lines aren't open yet"... Absolutely killed me. 🤣

"someone at the BBC is getting nervous" - 3:55 At least someone in UK is happy they didn't win 🤣

"In space no one can hear you scream at your hairdresser" that one was the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

somehow the best part of this is how many jokes Graham made about the UK being relieved that they don't have to host - only to end up hosting anyways

I loved his comment after Norway's performance "You've just heard the word 'Yum' 90 times!"

one of my faves which isn’t here was when about halfway through the show the female presenter said “we have made it to the grand final of eurovision 2022” and graham was like “did someone just tell her” LMAOOO

He gets the balance right on every comment and is always hilarious, he's the perfect commentator for the contest

"They're performing in masks and anonymously" gets me every time 😂

If you don’t get the “I’m sending a letter to Daddy” reference, it’s because she looks like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and that was her signature song, sung in a similar dress. Graham Norton is very witty.

I remember one year, we were hoping for some points from Malta. As the Maltese delegate cast her votes, it became clear they'd given us nothing. Graham said 'Oh okay, I'll say it now - HIDEOUS FROCK'

LOL when Graham thought Laura was finished and she wasn't xD "I'm scared to say anything and she'll start again" hahahah

I never heard of this guy before, but he is a million times funnier than the German on. I'm considering watching next year the British broadcast just for him

my favourite one was when one of the jury votes was being announced and the speaker was taking ages and graham said “come on it’s not a TED talk”

I'm surprised how calm and unimpressed he seems to be despite the fact the UK won the jury vote and placed 2nd overall. I remember back in 2010 when Lena won, the German commentator was freaking out more and more with every high points that were flying in XD

you know what, im jealous of people from english speaking countries who can watch Eurovision without their commentator having to be both a bad translator and a bad commentator :/ like if you think the italian gesture thing was bad imagine watching it with some unfunny Polish guy trying to translate what's going on as the bit goes on on top of it. absolutely imcomprehensible

"Someone's getting nervous at the BBC" had me dead😂

It's not in here but one of my favourites from the jury voting was, "In the past we could have only dreamt of 3, but now it's a disappointment. How quickly we forget!"

the best part about Euro Vision is Graham Norton's increasingly drunk commentary - and now with this compilation I don't even have to drudge through the show!

" the hotel looks a lot nicer from the air", lol

"Probably some relieved people at the BBC" - Famous last words spoken by Graham Norton...

one of my favourite one-liners from graham is from last year's show, "we've got some amazing singers tonight, and well, some, some as flat as holland"

France finishes: and now follows a human sacrifice 😂

"I'm sending a letter to Daddy" 😄😄

1:44 lol 🤣 "Put down the phone, grandad!", his whole commentary about Spain is funny, Chanel ended up wearing less by the end of that amazing performance!

This felt like his Drag Race judging at times and I LOVED IT

„What? We're going to have to host?“ hits different watching it now

“and how confident are they…performing AND hosting a bbq at the same time”

“He’s mad about equality” 😂

"someone in the bbc is getting nervous" is so much better in retrospect

"She's got her shopping in the shoulder" 🤣🤣🤣

"It looked a bit dodgy there for a minute, what we're going to have to host?!" Famous last words

Another one that isn’t here is he was going on about Marius Bear, and the shot cut to some big guys in the audience and Graham said something like “there’s some more bears there too”

"There now follows a human sacrifice." Deadpan 😙👌

The little giggle he does when he first sees the woman in space 😂

"ooooh dearrr" at 3:33 absolutely killed me hahaha!

Graham made the show watchable.

“I think that’s what you call… sexy” *VIOLENT SQUIRREL NOISES*

“Iss me, I have the puffy nose” is the funniest thing an ESC host has ever said

As a German, I feel robbed of Graham's moderation every year.

Graham Norton is truly one of the best things about Eurovision. Without him I’d barely be concentrating!

Italian here, I'll explain the joke at 1:23 That gesture is called "Pucciare/Inzuppare il biscotto" (soaking the biscuit, like i.e. in milk during breakfast) and is an innuendo for "having sex", that's why Pausini and Cattellan stopped Mika 😂 If Graham knew too, he would had spit fire comment on that I'm still wondering how Mika knew that, I mean he lived in Italy for quite some time since he's been a judge on X-Factory Italy for a few seasons, but the fact that he actually studied Italy gestures, even the more ambiguous ones, is a thought that makes me burst me in laugh every time

The presenters banter between them all is usually excruciating, but it's all part of the fun of EUROVISION! Graham Norton is always brilliant with his quips and one-liners! This years show was FABULOUS!! Watching the scoreboard and the UK getting to 2nd place was wonderful!!

Thanks so very much for making this! People were talking too loudly at the Eurovision party I was at so I missed some of this hilarious Graham content.

UK may get low points in ESC, but they win every year by having Graham commentating on the show.

“Probably some relieved people back at the BBC. It looked a bit dodgy there for a minute. What, we’re going to have to host?!” Graham may have spoken too soon.

I'm convinced he does this with wine

Graham is such a treasure, I don't live in the UK but always turn to the BBC whenever this sham of a show is on, solely for Graham's snarky comments. He's the best!

I'd be the first to put my hand up - I reckoned no one could beat Terry. I was so wrong. Norton's brilliant. He really gets Eurovision. Long may he reign.

“what, we’re going to have to host?! 😃” 🤣🤣

""We're going to have to host?"" And then we did.

Hahaha! The last part was funny. From not giving a shit to "now we have to pay for the whole thing?" 🤣🤣🤣

"they performing and Hosting a barbecue at the same time"😂🤣

Coming from the future . Considering that ESC 2023 is hosted by BBC in Liverpool, the last one-liner is so much funnier to hear now.

He's so good at this. Himself and the late great Terry Wogan were both fantastic at this.

Eurovision wouldn't be the same without Graham's commentary😆

One of my favourite one-liners was from a performance where 2 men were running in gerbil wheels and after the performance, Graham Norton said, "proving just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

i need more of Graham's commentary, i mean i need it all

What I love the most is reading the comments from people outside of the UK who enjoy grahams comments. I hope people don’t get offended by them as to a non native English speaker, he may sound rude but it is just simply British humour.

Thank you so much for uploading this. It's the only way I can hear Graham's commentary and I always look forward to that.

Graham Norton captures the British public perception of Eurovision perfectly. We love it - we just also expect the worst.

“it looked a bit dodgy there for a minute. what were going to have to HOST?” 😂 truly couldn’t have aged better.

"probably some relieved people at the bbc... 'what we're going to have to host?'" graham sweetheart you had no clue

the toilet paper still cracks me up

Joke was on Graham. Although the UK came second we had to host it, and Graham was of course on stage.

I live in The Netherlands, but have been watching ESC on the BBC for as long as I can remember back in the days of Terry Wogan (“floozy in the jacuzzi” is one of the most memorable quotes from him) and I still watch it now for Graham’s commentary. I will cry if the BBC is ever taken off of my digital provider. I have to miss the semis on BBC 3 because they stopped the contract with them.

"She's got her shopping in that shoulder" 😂

Graham: "Well, we're going to have to host?" Well... Yes!

the IRONY of the last line 😭

"this is holland" "nO iTs nOt..iTs PoLaNd" "this is POLAND" made me laugh XD

Thanks for putting this together! I wish I could've watched this version of Eurovision :'D

"But down the phone Grandad!" After Spain's performance had me HOWLING 🤣🤣

I know he co-hosted this year, but we want one for 2023!

Lol he did jinx it for Marius.

Thanks for putting this up!! I love Graham Norton's commentary and I don't get to see it since I moved out of Britain

Thank you SO much for posting this.

"there are one hundred and eighty million people watching this" is possibly the most passive aggressive savage comment ever aired on television.

Graham Norton is an absolute LEGEND. Hope he keeps his snark as host this year!

One thing I miss about living in England is Graham Norton's commentary

Thank you for making this compilation! I was looking for this - love Graham with his colorful commentary

I‘d love to watch a final with Graham Norton, but the German commentator Peter Urban is just as knowledgeable and cheeky, so I always end up sticking with his commentary. Thanks for posting this though, it absolutely hit the spot!😂🤣

“What, we’re going to have to host?” ☠️

He is brilliant every single year! I wish I could watch ESC in full with his commentary

If we ever end up hosting again, I hope we won't lose out on Graham's commentary!

„He‘s mad about equality“ 😂😂😂

the relief at the end when he realised he didn't have to host... and then he did anyways

At the hand gestures part my countries narrator said “these are minutes that we’ll never get back” and I just think that’s beautiful

Petition to have the British Eurovision coverage broadcast for all of Europe

0:19 Graham thought Laura finished her performance but Laura wasn't is my favourite bit from Graham Norton in Eurovision 2022

As a Brit, "Someone at the BBC is getting nervous." Made me loose my shit.

Looking for this all day. Tnx for posting.