She got balls!!!

I liked this clip up until that moment. This action invalidated every statement that was constructed before. Almost as if it was not taking itself seriou...wait what?

Media needs to tell complete stories and tell the complete truth. Not just focus on how dumb trump is. We all know he's dumb

8:01 as if the dogs weren't weird enough the guy has a blowtorch :-s

@@toolguyslayer1 Masks, robotics, etc... Seems like pretty legit to me. It's a little weird that he personally tests each robot though

I bet she makes a better sandwich. The kitchen is her actual natural habitat. She would be much happier there.

@@antonioarroyo4004 Nice troll lmao

She could be replaced by a robot though.

@@antonioarroyo4004 lmfao the misogyny is loud here.

Sherriff Joe Arpaio

lol

that was my favorite hahaha

Conservatives, when they're considered an insignificant third party that starts schoolyard fights with the Greens hoping for that precious 1 %.

@@kaymadden3265 🤣🤣🤣

@G There's already POC on the show and Desi is really talented so don't push racism on her just because you want more POC on the show

what makes her a bigot? i like her, but maybe i shouldn't. example please.

@G 🖕

That escalated quickly....

G, answer my fucking question

Desi is far from shameless. Better to say that she illuminates the shameful, and does so with grace, style, and sublime wit.

Her "three-holer" comment was just...how many comedians could even say that joke with a straight face?

@@llongone2 Shameless comedians for sure.

I'm pretty sure that Robbie meant "FEARLESS"

She LYING to the public to a disgusting degree.

It's not just ASL man... it's all Sign Languages. But yeah I agree, even I make expressions I never thought I'd make when signing.

The robot?

NOT YOU great job being an asshole

@@jozo981 He's not wrong. Why can't a guy admire a woman body?

I rolfcoptered away after seeing that

I loved it-for the second time.

I died when I heard that term⚰⚰

VP Dan Quayle does. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jcqhlcxnm9WypX0.html

I really liked that, too.

Patrick ll

No one in Texas or Albuquerque bothers pronouncing the E in grande though. Why doesn't it have an English name anyway? I don't know.

@@Levitiy it's a cross cultural thing -- neither is right. Neither is wrong

Potato/Papas more accurate

She hates competition.

Lmao

Satire?

Donovan, are you dissing Trevor Noah? The brilliant creator of THIS March Madness bracket substitute? - video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-comodo-com_chrome&hsimp=yhs-com_chrome&hspart=comodo&p=Trevor+Noah+Trumps+best+words+contest+2020#id=4&vid=86e822de30b0a14d6e85889d7005bd23&action=click

@@robt1161 What are you talking about. I was simply pointing out they go well together with their different approaches.

Wait... Are they actually leaving?

@@laviarray desi and roy aren't leaving, but eventually, they'll go on to do something of their own.

So basically you're saying enough Jimmys?

@@ahag8131 I can tolerate Kimmel's interviews and segments, but that's about it. At least he has the balls to go into politics in his monologues, unlike Fallon, who I can easily do without (but to each, its own). It's 2018, politics is completely taking over media everywhere and ignoring it is doing a disservice to pop culture, which is what the monologue is supposed to be, a reflection of the daily events. Comedy is moving more towards politics, it makes sense to bring in political comedians.

how you forgot the mention ronny chieng i'll never understand. second only to michelle wolf and better than the other three combined.

She's not, everybody got their "best of" series.. only some left

I loved when she asked him if he could go back and change something in the past would he and he was like no I'd still vote for trump. Lol like why are you complaining then

Cosign. 100%.

That guy is a selfish moron And so is trump

Me too!!

All of the crap he's done TO PEOPLE and you were perturbed by his treatment of expensive grass?!

U gon b a slave for a thousand yrs. The Bible says that so now u can understand why Esau didn't want us to learn to read. The Bible tells it all.

@@patricialucious7058 that's the dumbest thing I've heard in a week.

@@litagalindo1794 Get the Bible and learn how everything I said comes straight from the Bible. I understand now that Esau is the evil and wicked one's on this planet. Esau

@@patricialucious7058 yeah, I'm not a sheep. I believe in science.

@@litagalindo1794 Do the deaths around the world today meet the definition of " Science " ? If so, then u got it girl..

Lori Hanks she was insinuating the owner didn’t which is now taking a jab at his intelligence.

I immediately thought bowling, that's how he digs himself out of that question, but this guy is stuck in the sand.

And HOT. =P

Tim Duggan meh i guarentee there just reading from scripts

@Lori Hanks It's supposed to be a running gag I think, where she gets in some weird zone and just ignores that the conversation has moved on, so she needed to follow the 3 hole comment with something. It gets obnoctious fast.

As long as it didn't interfere with his business on his golf Club. But not since its in his backyard different store??? Good for his Ass!!!😂😂😂😂

Joel Smith Who said, I voted for Trump?! Was their mouth out with soap and drain cleaner. What a horrible thought it makes me nauseous. I've tried hard to find one thing he's done with which I could agree.

That white guy is dumb ass fuck to me

He is WINNING

Imagine what he would have said if desi was black.

Sungwoo Kim right! My best friend’s parents are both in Korea and don’t believe what he and his brother are saying about the guy.

It’s always wonderful to see foreigners who have no idea on what’s really happening in America...have such a solid opinion about our politics. Trump has over a 50% approval rating, you dumb twat. Stick to what you do best, eating dogs and a culture that actually makes women less than. 🖕

Captain Cataracts actually dumbass, women in Korea get treated better than they do here. Time off for menses, maternal leave, etc. Seems like you’re confusing Korea w China, probably because you’re an illiterate racist deplorable. Oh, and trump’s approval rating has never been over 50%, lowest rated president in modern history, it’s why he lost the popular vote by such a huge margin. Because everyone who lives everywhere that matters/everywhere that ‘makes America great’ recognizes him for the imbecilic con man he was. Then the idiots got him the presidency so he could make the rich richer. And now he’s caused preventable deaths by his incompetency. So, wrong on both counts. Hope you keep feeling smug through the recession. Fortunately it won’t effect me at all. MD MBA MSF, smarter than you, smart enough to vote blue.

trump is the best thing to happen to america

is THAT why India pulled out all the stops and even built a wall when trump went to visit? Meanwhile, UK understood perfectly without a translator and was properly disgusted

Like Trump, you see he doesn't care about anything else. A freak'in golf course is his only interest....typical & uneducated ignorant person.

They're all so fucking stupid

trump could pee on them and they still smile while at it

Why are rich wypipo so horrific??? 😩😩😩 the literal incarnation of a demon uugghhhh!

No one says Potahto lmao

A lot of countries do not view sex assault as a crime. Middle East for example. It's unconscionable.

He's saying that when you are filthy rich, women will do and allow anything. Search youtube for "gold digger" or something along those lines. You'll see a guy stand next to an expensive car and ask for a BJ from some chick. She is willing to follow him anywhere till he walks her to his real pos car. She then become rude and leaves. This is what Trump was talking about.

@@DA7545 naw bruh he said what he said fuck all the explanations , y'all have an excuse for everything. Dont forget his sexual assault allegations

@@olevia4942 A lot of countries also only recognize it when it happenes to women

@@puritanave313 Which were lies. Edit: The tape was bad, and I dont like trump, but still, is unfair to falsely accuse him

Lmfao

Like tha roast by marco rubio: if he build the wall the same way he builds trump tower, hes gonna use illegal labor to do it

Yea good for the rich why pay Americans or not pay them when they can go to the corner to pick Mexicans up and pay them half . Irony trump supporters love goin to these places built by illegals and cheering to trump send the mexicans back after they build me another hotel so I dont have to pay them.

They could have illegal people from central and south America build the wall, Mexico is not only place illegals come from.

Phi Young, how would an ASL signer handle THIS HOT MESS of GOBBLEDYGOOK? - video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-comodo-com_chrome&hsimp=yhs-com_chrome&hspart=comodo&p=Trevor+Noah+Trumps+best+words+contest+2020#id=4&vid=86e822de30b0a14d6e85889d7005bd23&action=click

the water lady expert who said stream water will kill you has the kast name NESTLE. you know what will really kill you tho? not being able to afford to buy water, once nestle finishes buying up and privatizing for profit all the planet's fresh water.

I can imagine and it would be very appropriate. That would be like me going out to dinner but saying that another diner was going to pay for it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

How can Michigan be surrounded by four giant freshwater lakes, and still fail to get safe water for its people?

@V. V Michigan has a Republican governor. It was him that overrode the Democrat city council and mayor to switch the water supply to the river.