Six Lessons They Won't Teach You In School

Six Lessons They Won't Teach You In School | The Daily Show

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School is in session at Daily Show University! Why waste your money on a communications major, when you can watch this compilation for free and educate yourself on important subjects, like which countries are mad at each other, how business works, K-pop, realistic career guidance, and math for real estate. #TDSThrowback #DailyShow #comedy
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@Yobama007 10 ай бұрын

The “how business works” segment was actually really insightful.

@id10t98 10 ай бұрын

And very truthful.

@jon-zap 10 ай бұрын

Let’s not forget that if you don’t pay your taxes then the state will seize your assets, including the home, so you will never truly own anything in this country. Everyone is just a renter.

@offtarget1758 10 ай бұрын

I was totally floored with the accuracy 😮

@nugsnjugs9954 10 ай бұрын

Yeah they didn't even mention the Americans that lost their jobs to outsourcing because really we don't matter.

@bobbystclaire 9 ай бұрын

@@jon-zapunless of course you're rich and White

@fitcircus 9 ай бұрын

As a Nigerian, the thing between Nigeria and Ghana isn’t hate. It’s friendly banter and we actually relate very well with Ghanaians than any other African people. Nice video! 👍

@danieletie288 9 ай бұрын

As a Nigerian, this is a comedy show bro😂

@anthonydixon4636 7 ай бұрын

I mean you didn’t hear him say that the beef between the two countries was how they make rice? That was a joke…

@J.M.-nb4gw 10 ай бұрын

How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!😂

@oliveoyal 10 ай бұрын

Roy Wood--sooo sharp he’s irreverent and hilarious but understated, great timing. LOVE THHIS ROY

@user-te4ym8px6d 10 ай бұрын

The American dream, a majority of people working at warehouses and having to share a 1b/1b with 5 other people so that billionaires can go to space and buy Twitter.

@_martin_s 10 ай бұрын

that entire thing was terrifyingly spot on. I'm so glad Lewis Black is back. Desi, Ronnie and Roy are just comic gold. I wish I could have given it 2 thumbs up.

@J.M.-nb4gw 10 ай бұрын

Umm I think these are all old segments since writers are STILL on strike!

@_martin_s 10 ай бұрын

@@J.M.-nb4gw Lewis Black was away for a while. He has come back into the fold in the past couple years. That's all I was saying about him. I am not watching regularly so the segments were new to me.

@TruthrConsequences 10 ай бұрын

3:03 "How Business Works" is THE BEST EDUCATIONAL VIDEO I have ever seen!

@oldrrocr 10 ай бұрын

Math/computer nerd here: A professor at a nearby university, asked me to submit some examples of the real use of advanced math in business for his grad students who believed that they only need to balance their checkbooks. Yeah, I had to explain it to him too. Very sad.

@margolious 5 ай бұрын

I'm more shocked that his grad students a) had checkbooks and b) balanced them.

@user-pq9ii6dh5p 9 ай бұрын

History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome . How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!.

@cmichellesummers 8 ай бұрын

Roy Wood Junior is an Ace!

@q17artsdesigns10 10 ай бұрын

Turkey is the Nene Leaks of Europe 🤣🤣🤣

@iunteh8326 10 ай бұрын

We need more of the geography classes

@honeyv540 10 ай бұрын

They really need to have this be the updated "Schoolhouse Rocks". These kids need a reality check. Lol

@dee_dee_place 10 ай бұрын

The opening part about the cab driver made me laugh. I was visiting my Niece in NYC & I was sitting next to our cab driver who was a Sunni. I said to him, "I've heard about there being dissension between Sunnis & Shias but I don't understand what is at its roots. Could you explain it to me?" My Niece let out an "oh man" in the back seat but I was curious. Well, I had a wonderful conversation with our cab driver. When we got to our destination I thanked him for explaining it to me. We shook hands & went on our way.

@lyndiss.2017 10 ай бұрын

Oh man, what was the long and short of it! Share it, please!!!

@dee_dee_place 10 ай бұрын

@@lyndiss.2017 Sunnis believe that government & religion should be kept separate (like in the USA) & Shias believe that government & religion are one & the same (think the morality police who killed the young girl for not wearing proper Muslim garb in Iran). That's the long & the short of it. Just to be clear, this description is of the governmental big wigs & not necessarily the people themselves.

@FlanaFugue 10 ай бұрын

uhhh.... Muslims are people. Islam is their religion. Sikhs are Sikhs, but "Shiekhs" are actually also Muslims... I'm sure it was pretty easy for you to find whatever he said fascinating.

@bobbystclaire 9 ай бұрын

Sheikh

@andriadaisy 9 ай бұрын

@@FlanaFugueI read Muslims/Islams and went huhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

@abraham_o 10 ай бұрын

You said you wouldn't get to it. Nigeria and Ghana is so True and I can't stop laughing about the NUKES. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rabzy595 10 ай бұрын

Tru

@chezmoi42 10 ай бұрын

Sooo...a rice war?

@abraham_o 10 ай бұрын

@@chezmoi42😂 Not a war, just a kind of who cooks 'Jollof' Rice better.

@dylanjwagner 10 ай бұрын

10:20 lololol “this country isn’t gonna be around that long.” The fact that we’re all tired enough to just chuckle at our slow collapse is peak slow apocalypse.

@helixisverygay7831 10 ай бұрын

Just in case anyone was wondering, the capital of Mozambique is Maputo.

@martinbruhn5274 10 ай бұрын

Americans pretending to be Canadian, because nobody hates Canada, is like my dad who was german) pretending to be swiss, when he lived in Israel.

@docaz9453 9 ай бұрын

and israelis pretend to be anything in dubai but to say they Israelis some even say they Palestinians 😂

@jimidando 4 ай бұрын

What happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai

@jdavis1214 10 ай бұрын

History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome 😊

@birbluv9595 6 ай бұрын

“… and they’ve droned zero weddings…” Ronny, I love you!

@xonicx7 10 ай бұрын

This is the most fun depressing video in long time

@missouriprideusa6241 10 ай бұрын

Pleae, do more of these skits!! They are so funny and almost true! 😂😂😂

@bishop6218 10 ай бұрын

Ghana : "I hate you" Nigeria :"Are you making this a rice thing ?"

@kittyonmydesk5532 9 ай бұрын

Grandpa--I mean Guidance Counselor Lew--really did us a solid talking to Kylie about being caged in a system that does it to tell us, "Exactly, Shirley!"

@madyjules 9 ай бұрын

Ahhhh Lewis Black destroying young children’s dreams one at a time😂

@CaraMarie13 10 ай бұрын

Like am aware of the impact of American music in shaping kpop which is why am always scratching my head each time I see people talking about how the current kpop generation is becoming too westernized. Like, did they just notice that now? I thought it was obvious.

@Thetimrobertson 10 ай бұрын

I actually always display a New Zealand flag when overseas. Just watch the attitudes change when they find out you’re not a yank.

@meganwynn372 9 ай бұрын

" English and the British " XD lol❤❤❤❤❤

@tedhennings4746 10 ай бұрын

Ronny Chieng for President!

@yendang8840 10 ай бұрын

Actually, as a Vietnamese myself, I don't think we hate Cambodian people that much. Yeah, we don't get along sometimes, but I don't think we have to use the word 'hate' in this case.

@iwanttovote6053 9 ай бұрын

comedy is usually exaggerated, so best not to take literally

@davidallen4026 9 ай бұрын

"I'm a licensed real estate agent, like 1/3 of adults in America!" LOL - I'm a real estate broker - almost spit out my coffee!

@onlinename8066 10 ай бұрын

the gov. endorsement of kpop is a recent phenomenon - ronnie was wrong with that one - it's only when bts became so big did they start paying attention. before that kpop was discouraged and the gov purposely censored or restricted kpop and tried to promote the more tradition form of korenan -"pop" , aka GAYO. kpop in its modern incarnation started in the 90s.

@ErutaniaRose 10 ай бұрын

One time I was abroad and ran into an Australian family during 2017-2018. (I was not in Australia, so they were also tourists, lol), and they asked if I was Canadian. I said, "Sadly, no--I'm American." Had some great convos with them during the self-guided tour, lol.

@goddessgoddess6790 9 ай бұрын

Teacher Roy I never knew 😂😂😂 how can one not love Geography with such excellent teacher❤❤❤

@MM-iy7gz 8 ай бұрын

I detest my fellow Americans as much as the next guy, but I will never be ashamed of being from there. Don’t mistake foreigners’ jealousy for hate.

@patsyshafchuk5368 10 ай бұрын

So much fun! I love this school, and I want to go there!

@psycsoci 10 ай бұрын

Me Too😂😂😂

@OccuBot2011 9 ай бұрын

The Daily Show with Ronnie & Roy. Sounds perfect

@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын

Ronnie great job and learned fascinating stuff!

@davefreeman6928 10 ай бұрын

Desi that cut deep 🥲

@johnphantom 10 ай бұрын

Lesson #7: Computers are not magic. They all work on what is called "Boolean algebra" or logic, operating on binary bits.

@bryan9931 10 ай бұрын

I like you, you are a funny one. ACTUALLY they work off of magic blue smoke which escapes the chips when too much voltage or heat is applied to them...DUH!

@anio1349 10 ай бұрын

And your point is?

@tengkuadam1399 10 ай бұрын

magic, algebra. Tomay-toe, tomAhto

@FlanaFugue 10 ай бұрын

NERD!

@oldrrocr 10 ай бұрын

@@bryan9931 🤣🤣🤣🤣(halt and catch fire?)

@bjbola1899 9 ай бұрын

Geography class should be done often

@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын

Fantastically brilliantly WONDERFUL!!! Thank you! Pay the writers. End the strike!

@jaye739 10 ай бұрын

We needed this 😂 😂

@hazel8882 10 ай бұрын

No lies were told in this video!

@Friday4 10 ай бұрын

LOVE THIS SERIES!

@girlybutch 10 ай бұрын

"These walls will never be clean" - Absolute comic gold!

@hope.8. 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for helping me laugh and some real education

@26beegee 10 ай бұрын

I used to go to Europe a lot for work. Unless they asked where I was from I never mentioned it. If they assumed I was Canadian that was even better, eh.

@ThatTimeTheThingHappened 10 ай бұрын

Gotta say: I’ve traveled around to a lot of countries, a lot of them actually really loved Americans. Most love American music, movies and would love to go to America.

@WLH-ss2qw 10 ай бұрын

Ur rite. There's also alot of countries that would like to kidnap m ransom u if ur American as well so u gotta have some common sense when traveling about where ur going. "And thats Travel Class" 🤣

@kittyonmydesk5532 9 ай бұрын

I was expecting the phone to ping once he finished, "If it's one country that nobody hates, it's Canada." 😂

@larryace4683 9 ай бұрын

A Nigerian here. Nigerians don't hate Ghanaians. We're like brothers who can't stop bickering each other over jollof rice but deep down we love each other as brothers.

@maryeastman4493 10 ай бұрын

Love the daily show

@tuckerbowen4626 10 ай бұрын

There's a certain irony in people (rightfully) wanting schools to teach a more accurate version of history after those same people spent decades constantly hammering the "nothing you learn in school is useful" mentality into everyone's heads

@chezmoi42 10 ай бұрын

Wait, do you really think those are the same people?

@tuckerbowen4626 10 ай бұрын

@@chezmoi42 i know at least some of them are

@romaneo789 9 ай бұрын

Nothing you learn in school is useful because it's inaccurate.

@michaelbowman5764 10 ай бұрын

funny so funny but for clarity I think Native Americans may have an issue or two with Canada

@bovinityleak2066 5 ай бұрын

‘Who hates who’ was so helpful!

@thesuncollective1475 10 ай бұрын

Genius , absolute genius

@briano6115 4 ай бұрын

"Who hates who" ........ brilliant and accurate :)

@manassehhussaini 10 ай бұрын

That thing about Nigerian and Ghanaians is true 😂 Canada is actually the most lovable country even to me. So accurate

@totozviara 10 ай бұрын

Actually now India has something against Canadians about some Sikh protests and Putinists and Trumpists hate them over "wokeness"

@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын

Try! And love the Gianna/Nigeria. At first I thought it was wrong then rice, yeah. The game is the game!

@phthisis 10 ай бұрын

13:40 Sign that waiter up for astronaut school!

@Dr_1212 10 ай бұрын

Miss Trev RIP all lives lost on 9 11

@cmichellesummers 8 ай бұрын

Great ensemble of comedic talent!

@tedhennings4746 10 ай бұрын

Roy Rocks!

@CP-28 9 ай бұрын

Ronnie: "I can't even name 20 instruments...!" Me: burst out laughing at home

@alejosky 10 ай бұрын

The part about hating USA is accurate as F. But do not try to pass as canadian; we'll know. With love, Europe.

@BethBruch 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, y'all don't know. If Americans speak foreign languages well, y'all want to believe we're any other nationality. And then there's the colonial mentality & racism that didn't end with independence movements. (Not saying we're better here, but the overt racism in France is impressive by any standards.)

@Omni0404 9 ай бұрын

@@BethBruch"Hey ya'll. I'm Canadian ya'll." Nailed it.

@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr 9 ай бұрын

@@Omni0404 Y'all = you + all. Drag it out a little.

@ngrader 10 ай бұрын

8:18 Ronnie is on to something. Maybe we shouldn't blast the heavy metal from the helo?

@nas10iris 10 ай бұрын

I miss late night shows.

@randomstuffinmyphone8330 9 ай бұрын

I would love to see this even more

@tedhennings4746 10 ай бұрын

Oh Desi….. wow😀

@kasondaleigh 7 ай бұрын

That Canadian hat looks ridiculously small on Roys head 😂😂😂

@vkmoss9651 9 ай бұрын

Props to Grandpa Lou for the right-on advice!

@charlynegezze8536 4 ай бұрын

They were all incisive and funny but the K-Pop was actually educational for me. Thanks!

@kyram123 10 ай бұрын

Literally more important than school 😂

@SoreneSorene 9 ай бұрын

This is awesome geography class 😂😂

@WillPOnya 10 ай бұрын

Reality....doncha just love it.

@creolebttrfly 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I miss you all!

@Itsroccib 9 ай бұрын

2:43 The bigger the Canadian Flag on your clothing, the more obviously American you are 🤣😂🤣

@sujimtangerines 10 ай бұрын

Love seeing my boys in random segments. And they aren't on hiatus! Just saw Yoongi in concert in LA, and all 7 have released music since that unfortunately misunderstood announcement...2 members having topped the Hot100 song charts & all with sales in the multi-millions. ALL releases. In all honesty, this "break" where they're exploring individual music & to complete their mandatory military service? I've been Army since just before BE & I'm exhausted. Elated but exhausted. And broke. So very broke. I kinda hope there's no merch, songs/albums etc released once the last of the Tannies enlist until they reunite in 2025... I'm trying to save for that concert!! I thought I'd get a chance to catch up with all the content I've missed between 2013 & 2020 (mostly caught up to 2016); instead, I've fallen even further behind. But I'm determined to have everything watched... Gotta have a goal & I already tried (and failed) to learn Korean!

@issamkhalil6452 10 ай бұрын

You didn't mention Morocco and Algeria, so you understand that we just playing and teasing each other.

@hew195050 7 ай бұрын

Excellent and totally the truth. Grifters all!!

@aandreiws2 10 ай бұрын

Hungarians and Romanians. Roma is an ethnic group (gipsies) originating from India. They used to be mostly nomadic, but they're spread all over Europe and beyond.

@QuAntique 10 ай бұрын

You need to forgive him since he is black and not any kind of American but north American 😂😂😂

@mlong1968 6 ай бұрын

Practical, useful information! Come back, Roy! Unless you're doing well/better.

@phthisis 10 ай бұрын

12:33 Well, if this little girl wants to pursue a job like being an astronaut but without all the degrees, training, and years' long waiting period, she can always try out to be a deep sea welder. Then she can discover all about space-related things, like explosive decompression!

@nelsonaguiar4361 9 ай бұрын

Je me souviens, i hope!😂😂😂

@jimmysnowmanthe7003 10 ай бұрын

realest DS in a while

@Crunch104 10 ай бұрын

In Canada we practice the saying, There's a mouse about the house. Phonetically it is pronounced, There's a moose aboot the hoose. 😂

@thesincitymama 10 ай бұрын

*aboot

@MajorHenryL. 10 ай бұрын

In the US we have a saying “First we had Osama…then we had Obama” “Osama bin Laden= Obama bin Biden”

@Crunch104 10 ай бұрын

Thanks!@@thesincitymama

@OlsenOfficial 9 ай бұрын

So true. I'm Brazilian and i love Canada and the Canadians lol.

@justinmas299 10 ай бұрын

awesome, PAY THE WRITTERS, END THE STRIKE!!!

@mainaccount4585 10 ай бұрын

You're doing the equivalent of going to a McDonald's to protest for better wages and working conditions. Don't cross the picket lines. Donate your time and money if possible.

@MajorHenryL. 10 ай бұрын

Gutfeld’s writers are not on strike. You should check out his show. He at least takes advantage of the material democrats provide.

@drumpfisidiot5021 10 ай бұрын

Pay the teachers too...

@drumpfisidiot5021 10 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL.Yeah but that drivel is pandered to the lowest i Qs and the poorly educated...

@thesportranter5295 10 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL. DO YOU RELIAZE WHAT ENVIRONMENT YOU HAVE ENTERED

@silverdragon4344 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, Banks wont even offer a loan if it's a fixer-upper and most houses that are 200k and under are just that. Home ownership seems to always be just out of reach for me.

@elifan06 10 ай бұрын

You forgot the Sweden/Denmark beef (however, that's more of a meme beef)

@henriikkak2091 7 ай бұрын

The segment was European beef free

@Limewire1984 7 ай бұрын

Every time I hear "American dream" I repeat to myself, welcome to reality. In other news, I love Desi. If she does a skit about watching paint dry, I would watch it.

@kassiapencek6185 7 ай бұрын

I will show this at my private scool that takes vouchers....

@ShireeHutcherson 9 ай бұрын

Bring Trevor back ❤❤ I miss him on all platforms

@samgoldfish4806 2 ай бұрын

just great...u guys really are the best...thanks

@OnyxLee 10 ай бұрын

When will the writers come back? I miss them so much!

@MajorHenryL. 10 ай бұрын

When Camela🐫 can say a sentence without sounding like an idiot. Looks like we will be waiting a loooong while😅😅

@JP-lu9ed 10 ай бұрын

The studios have the money and are not talking with them -- just waiting them out because the writers don’t have money and the studio people do. It’s sad.