Same for me , I have nothing against the other hosts but he is just way too natural at what he does , I feel more engaged when he is on

It just feels right

Same ❤

The way that they cycle through alternative co-hosts helps

They started tricking me by starting the clips with Jon and then following with clips from other cast. Not going to lie, it works on me, I do end up watching the whole thing and enjoying it, I'm just not clicking on a clip without Jon's face front and center haha.

Why don't you adopt them, then.

8000 years of "civilization" and all that has changed is technology.

​@@funkygerbil2530 “The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology.” -Edward O. Wilson

@@funkygerbil2530 "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." -Martin Luther King Jr

@@funkygerbil2530 "The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." -Omar Bradley

I noticed that too every election.

Wrong.

@@WPS691 How is it wrong? It's accurate... the border is red-meat propaganda used to scare people who have never even been to the border and it only comes up when an election is approaching... regardless of who wins in November, this "issue" disappears for another four years, come December.

Is it not strange we have immigration influxes like NO OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH every time wages start going UP?

Man its strange that Obama and this show celebrated how he deported more illegals than the previous 3 presidents combined but now stopping illegals is wrong, racist and evil. Or how it was the Clintons and Pelosi that came up with the idea for a wall on the border to stop the crisis and in fact pushed for it twice, in the 1990s and again under Bush...funny isnt it.

It's not a problem that those white guys are ignorant, it's the fact they are absolutely certain they are NOT ignorant.

I am in my 40s, and am thankful I will never be one of those old white guys, nor will majority of my generation. The generations after me, will not be either. Ah, progress.

I’m 46 and I’m ashamed of them as well.

ove to LA and find out these policies aren't so embarrassing ask new york city why they are becoming bankrupt

Im old, not white, but im an immigrant, an immigration lawyer, and a former political asylum officer. I did my part over the past 50 years to help redress this prejudice and discrimination, and commend you guys for doing yours too.

I though that was the weakest point of the show, to be honest, that segment was talking about kids that can obviously take basic care of themselves, they are still kids, and you are not going to make any effective army with them, but there are (sadly, needn't i say) child soldiers youngers than that in many places.

@@GabrielPettierDo you think there is an army of child soldiers at the border?

@@rustinusti Absolutely not.

@@GabrielPettier Jon's cereal bit was comedic relief. It isn't about the philosophy of whether or not it could exist.

Tell that to the Israelis.

When Democrat Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act, the parties began a process of swapping their philosophies. Nixon courted the Southern states to pick up the segregation advocates and by the time Reagan was in office the process was close to complete. Were still some Rockefeller Republicans in the party but they were gradually dying out.

@@pedigreeann is that supposed to be some sort of history lesson? The fact is that the Democrats had already shifted to more liberal and progressive ideals long before Johnson signed the Civil and Voters Rights Acts. Read more history books instead of parroting something you heard on PBS.

Not Lincoln, but a fine sentiment, nonetheless.

@@willfreese got paycheck you want to bet ?

​@@kurttuchscherer7706you can't do a deep dive into history in a comment on KZfaq. However the person you commented on did a fine job of outlining the basic. Maybe just sick to making recommendations on books & documentaries to get better information.

People in my community learned to shout it at us in Spanish. I had to be told what it was because I don't speak Spanish and I was born in the US, my skin is just a bit dark. Hatred makes such fools of these people.

@@kismetcho The irony of European diaspora telling anyone to go back where they came from will never not be funny to me.

I am so sorry for how hateful people can be immigrants is what makes the United States of America.. immigrants is just as responsible as we are for our country being the way it is today they should always be able to have a home here at least the children no child should live like that I am real sorry for yours and your families suffering by those who do not understand or refuse to

It is very hurtful. The first time I was called a refugee was as a joke. My neighbor thought it was funny. In college I was threatened because I was a resident advisor assigned to tour the Central American students . They called us spices and told us to go home. That was a few people out of an entire campus of rational students. But it still hurt and was scary. HOWEVER, people prejudice, hate and ignorance does not mean that we should not have established functioning borders National borders do not equal hate and racism. People are allowing themselves to be confused. See the difference please

They tell me that I say what Michigan

Yq Budy

Agreed!

nah, Sam Seder is better. Jon's okayish for a milquetoast shitlib.

Any time

All time

I've known those words since I could read. Thank you.

I think a lot of our patriotic/ defining slogans were wishful thinking...

I remember when we were taught that in middle school. We memorized it and wrote essays on the kind of America we want to be and leave for future generations. I have often wondered over the last 10-15 years if that’s a lesson teachers are even allowed to teach anymore! I don’t know that we have ever lived up to those goals, but I always believed it was possible. I pray that it is still a possibility! Thank you for reminding me of who we have the potential to be in an ever darker world. All of us are transplanted here from elsewhere (except native Americans). It’s the height of hypocrisy to pull up the drawbridge behind us and snarl at the people who only want what the rest of us want: a safe place to live, a steady job, clean food and water, education for their children, and an opportunity to work hard and possibly achieve the American dream. The more varied our backgrounds, the more perspectives we have to consider when approaching a problem. I believe our differences really do make us stronger. I am glad you’re here and I pray that you have opportunities to live up to the poem in your own life!

Out of curiosity, have ya ever gone and announced that on the Faux News, OAN, or NewsMax KZfaq channels?

I hope so too.

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You think that‘s any different in any other country on earth? Look at West Europe: majority of Eastern European immigrants are voting far right to get „rid of those muslims“. And I don‘t blame them.

Yeah West Side Story be like: yup..

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS- FIXED

@@NoWr2Runbut there still immigrants. You know people. We’re all immigrants only indigenous people, Indians have a claim to America.

Same opinion here.

conservatives never had empathy or comoassion

The same social media that are now helping our next generation to be enlightened on the genocide in Gaza and seeing through the massive zionist bias of the mainstream media?

Frankly we didn't have it then either, but it wasn't broadcasted to the world that we didn't have it like it currently is in social media.

​@@leadpaintchips9461you don't think people knew back then?

They care about the kids that are still in utero, but not the walking, talking kind. Those ones should already have a job, for Christ's sake!

The very same thing occurred to me... I'm sure if they were poor, starving and fearing being killed by their South American (or any other) government, you would see them crossing the border to the US any way they could.

Personal Illegal Immigration politics aside, that’s the thing though; since they’ve never had to deal with that issue, they might as well write it off. The total lack of empathy is astounding but not at all surprising, especially coming from the same people who always go “think about the children.”

@@tonybippitykaye yep and their the ones as well thar want to force women to have kids but not help in any way after the baby is born.

You mean all the Pro Life Supporters? How ironic right!

And The Rolling Stones played "Gimme Shelter" last night in New Orleans. Classic is classic!

I think part-time isn't bad. Gives others time to shine and build up careers. Something it seems he's always done, one of the things I admire him for.

I'm also from Europe and I was just having a sip of coffee when that was said...I have to go clean now🤣😂

My friends from Canada, Sweden, and Australia find that line humorous also.

US expat in Germany here. US health care in the best clinics really is top-notch - for those who can afford it. I got excellent care in the local clinic in a German town recently, all covered by my German health insurance.

it is the greatest healthcare. ....if you own a bank.

If you own a bank, you can access the best health care wherever it is in the world. You could argue that having the 'best health care' system in the world in your country matters only for those who are not rich...

Yes......and racism and hate.

...and sadistic cruelty to desperate people in need.

It is more than that. As George Carlin said " Republicans want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.".

It's even worse than that. They want lots of poor, uneducated people to take advantage of with their businesses when those children get old enough to work.

Why are u guys pretending kids come to the border by themselves hahahaha literally this entire skit is based on the premise. Kids don’t come to the border by themselves and if they did no one is yelling at them. This country is a joke because people are getting behind this message from Jon, that isn’t a real situation. He had to make up that kids come to the border alone just so he can make fun of people concerned about the border. Also, immigration is not a matter of opinion. It’s simply math. We can’t sustain this rate. Countries have to act like a restaurant when it comes to immigration. You have to have a reservation, no you can’t just come into out restaurant when all the tables are full and sit on the floor and eat. U have to wait to we set up more tables and get more waiters to serve you. Any restaurant that just let anyone come in and eat at the same time would be out of business tomorrow.

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@@saratonnan thank you

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Yes.

Wouldn't that be a hoot!

The state of the union would be hysterical especially when the gop crazy hecklers start.

Please run Jon!

Me too , but I believe the stupidity of the government would slowly drive him insane 🤫🤫😬😬😬🤪🤪, but I would vote for him in an instant 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Amen to that.

love how "well of people" tell us how awful we. next time im in ur area, im going to stop by and help myself to ur fridge. since you have no issues with shoveling money out

@@everythinghate666 100% - Anyone peddling the "empathy and compassion" argument have to convince me that they don't lock their doors at night.

@@everythinghate666Username checks out. I’m not a Christian or anything, but anyone arguing against a modicum of compassion for their fellow man is either a desperately unhappy individual or a sociopath. Don’t really care to know which you are.

@Wilky2526 False equivalency.

I loved my neighbor too much one time, and she ended up getting divorced from her husband.... Of course, I fled the state. She had "2Ts Derangement Syndrome".

So simple, yet so eloquent. Never, ever, vote for hatred. ❤ Well said 🩷

What if it is to get money away from the rich

@@anomalocaris2593 That's not how to get money away from the rich. That's just a ploy politicians use to get votes from uneducated & hurting people.

Truth♥️♥️♥️ Vote🟥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Lol it's just corporations making money off immigration while at the same time desabilizing our economy. They are trying to keep the people poor and the future people like immigrants will also be poor.

Amazing family… you must be proud of all of them.

Exactly, most immigrants do prosper and contribute to economy and after 1st generation they're usually even culturally integrated.

I do believe it was simply a joke about how difficult immigration is, and how a child on their own would struggle. They used all adult forms as far as I can tell, probably as part of the joke. I'm sure such young children aren't meant to fill out forms themselves, but obviously there actually is a lot of bureaucracy that makes the process difficult, but explaining well the kid would need someone assigned to them and likely a translator as well, they'd need to be present for these forms but not these blah blah blah. Having the child take the adult route because they're on their own still works in the joke, but you're right it could have been more accurate and informative.

Unaccompanied children simply can't file one? Why not?

For some reason repubs forget that.

The US needed to fill in its New Lands and therefore welcomed immigration. The industrial revolution was also in need of workers to run the machines…and provide profit effective cheap labor…while creating more consumers for a capitalistic society…each reason filling the oligarch bank accounts with inconcievable profit numbers. But this World has never been based upon "No Borders/No Boundaries", which is in ideal only...and history seems to concur that any massive influx of culture can drastically affect an existing culture's norms and delineate the effectiveness of assimilation...while also impacting resources and creating fiscal and societal deficiencies. In this state of emergency…xenophobia will accelerate as indigenous people do not cope well with rapid changes to their established way of life. And is it ever in fairness to have one group cut in front of anther group in line, especially. when the latter group is law abiding? And Logically, when does a Nation decline mass immigration or is it always to be an open door policy….which could be detrimental to an established society. A historical example: Ask the Native Americans, who lost their culture and lands with mass immigration…some may say for the better, but the alcohol abuse may signal a different opinion.

Pro-life for Colombian children? No. Pro-life for American children. That's the difference here that Jon won't list. It's not that our country doesn't want Mexicans, Colombians, Brazilians, etc. It's that the wave they're coming in illegally is INSANITY. We pay over 180 billion a year caring for and taking care of illegals, they pay nothing back into the system other than some sales tax for things they purchase. Imagine throwing a pizza party and you and your buddies pitch in and buy all the food and drinks and whatever else. Then a couple people show up you didn't invite and start eating and drinking. No big deal. Now they tell their friends that there's free pizza over here. When the pizza is all gone they ask around for more pizza. Now people at the party are looking at you like you're crazy for not supplying more pizza and drinks for everybody else. This is the USA we live in now.

They are also on food stamps and Medicaid

nobody wants to pay for any of that. including yourself.

Imagine if America is wiped out tomorrow in a nuclear war, the continent is turned into an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland, and surviving Americans start going down to Central and South America and are told by the locals to "GO HOME".

It really isn't our problem. The issue is using children as pawns to cross the borders illegally. We don't have enough resources for our own, yet we can give illegals the majority of funds we do have? Ironic isn't it?

I just learned something new today. Thanks!

Funny how that works, ain’t it? Apple pie is about as American as spaghetti with meat sauce is Italian.

@@eroraf8637 I totally agree!

100% slavery, women's rights, segregation, WW2 internment camps, etc etc etc .Conservatives have ALWAYS been scumbags!

I was 12 when Reagan changed the classification of ketchup to a vegetable to cut the cost of school lunches while still following the FDA guidelines. Up until then I thought presidents protected citizens. Clearly I'll never forget it as it shock the idea I'd been taught about my country.

@@tenofivelips The real rot started with Reagan and Citizens United.

I think it's that THEY'RE finally seeing it, at least some of them. Except they're seeing the tip of the iceberg and pretending it's an ice cube.

They were, but have gotten crazier

While I agree to a large extent, Trevor Noah was fantastic and held down the desk too.

Yes, but this clip wasn't his best work. Too many straw man arguments.

You should learn how to spell

The times are crazy because we, Humanity, are crazy.

yeah money is free and we just print it, so we can afford it.

It hardly matters tbh. People might have listened in the 90s, but that's over now. I live in perpetual despair for the future of humanity. Between the evil, the idiots, the apathetic, and the hyper-intelligent/hyper-wealthy. I think that's a wrap for freedom and liberal democracy. My point is that he can speak as poignantly, brutally, or eloquently as he wants. If nobody cares to hear what he is saying or is smart enough to understand, what does it matter?

@@citizen_waynecoming from a white man. What a joke

@@citizen_wayne smart enough to understand that he is playing on your emotions while offering no answers to the solution. pretty much just insulting people. perhaps with just go there and reform them :)

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Truth

That telling of the type of person you are, really?

@@wyattwillis8565 you usually judge total strangers by one line of text? Now I know who you are 😂

@@CaseyW491 if you value a talking head propagandist more that actual family then, yeah

I bet she has her own kids that also are "not her problem".

@@DK-hm8ze I bet you're right.

Most Christians are Hippocrates 😂

And that’s why they want them here. A lot of men are getting rich off this crisis.

Perhaps I can get the government to PAY ME to help them.

Meat packaging plants in states that lowered the working age.

Corporations want cheap labor. They profit off of poverty and illegal immigration.

My replies are gone

Why? Are you illegal immigrant?

Don't forget about crippling debt if you had any kind of major health issues. We're #1! 🫣🤔☠️

Don't forget about crippling debt if you had any kind of major health issues. We're #1! 🫣🤔☠️

P.s. a major problem in it is also "bleeding heart liberals" as we tend to put it. For instance in one variation: yes, it's absolutely awful to let a boat full of illegal immigrants drown when it's either that or take them in. But in doing so, you open the back door, which means more people get on rickety boats. And even if you pick up most, you'll regularly fail. Many will drown. Their smugglers make a big payday while being criminals with absolute power over their charges, so severe abuses happen. Thus, callousness does an awful thing once. "Mercy" prevents it once, and causes it over and over again. That has to be part of the equation.

He left at the worst time, too. Trump was MADE to be mocked by Jon.

@@pedigreeann Lol… I agree!

This is an old episode.

Not to mention U.S. policies that destabilized their governments.

Not to mention the U.S. policies that destabilized their governments and economies.

Thank you. Truth.

And the drug trade………

AND the U.S. government interference in the internal politics of those countries.

I just learned from someone that it will take him almost $10,000 to be US citizen and not even a guarantee that the judge will grant him his wish. He will end up spending again another $10,000. The lawyer is the one getting richer and the filer will be in deep hole. Poor Jose. Where can ordinary migrants find that huge money?

No shoes no party..

Ditto, but no right to be fed at least one proper meal every day.

Don’t forget the embryos.

Are you guys bots?

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I like the episodes with two presenters, too. The banter between Desi and Michael for instance is really enjoyable.

Common sense is part of being a comedian.

Yes, well said!!!

@@TwisterTornado what all 5 of them?

Especially the Puritans!

@@TwisterTornado take your meds dude your mentally unstable

@@pj45670 Some Dutch and Swedes came to the Delaware River in 1638 to 1688 and settled in what is now Wilmington. They didn't hang teen girls for adultery like the Puritans.

That is a real beauty! Im gunna use that as much as I can! lol.

But your current President is killin it now, right?

Duarte, CIA and communist in 1 comment is the comedy i didn't ask for.😂😅😂. Hilariously American, you sir is truly an American.

@@JP-hj1il You have no clue, the CIA dose not care which side your on as long as your on there side.

@@JP-hj1il I respect your comment other than to laugh at a country misfortune is on poor maners

But I think your current president is putting things in order, right?

Did your ancestors get a hotel room ?

@@nealandersen4867so hotel rooms are the culprits that ruin cities? Got it

yea now everyone wants to buy your milk, poultry and other meats cause it's healthier than the processed stuff in our stores. Everyone now realizes that a lot of your people live lives better than others (there are some problems but that's for your people to address because you'd know those issues best).

... It was already ruined when we got there

Not... the Dutch in New York have been here since 1732 maybe. Your misinformed.

The same kind of people claim to be christian, figure that.

their parents abandoned them... that is the point. Get off your high horse and walk with the rest of us here.

@peterlongprong7521 I will never walk with hate.

@@chenzen1578 The same kind of people claim to be christian, figure that. is it really loving/Christian to stripping someone of there historical knowledge ( as well as there extended families like grandparents etc ) and identity? aka now these kids growing up 9yo~ and becoming USA parents, i know that i feel part's missing as my family didn't pass on Jewish and grilic/irish-fluency were scotch ( the other side is french 🇫🇷 and Sweden 🇸🇪 , and yes there as a natural nationality needs to be some integration/homogeneous happing otherwise 🇺🇸 government will fall... ) so in a way the english and or USA 🇺🇸 won as i only speak english etc

So all kids in the world are OUR problem? You people are morons.

Me too.

I agree with you, we need to have 'limited' immigration and it is unfair to legal immigrants to allow large numbers of illegal immigrants to cross our border. I don't think a long fence across mountains, rivers, etc. is the answer. I think we could enforce the border with electronic devices and help from military using drones with cameras, etc.

so am I understanding your point correctly? money is more important than people? are you claiming that America is not big enough or rich enough to support all of these migrants (aka Illegal immigrants)? maybe the answer should be for greedy entitled & extremely wasteful natural born American citizens to tighten their belts.

😂 The de-dollarization is rising, the petrodollar system is over (The US wanna keep printing money like decades ago, but they can't, the world has changed now.) The US (300 million people) want to be competitive in this new world with china (1300 million people). 1300 million people of which, a part of them lead the technological advances in the world, another part of them are the most hardworking, productive and CHEAP workforce of the planet. In every home in the world you can find at least 10 items that say: Made in China. How many items with the phrase: Made in the USA you can find in your home..? The US economy must be competitive. Must be productive. How they gonna achieve that if a flipburger boy in McDonalds earn the same as a doctor in other 125 countries of the world? And they say they want manufacture industry come back to america 😂😂 Then, when inmigrants come into their country to give them the cheap manufacturing tool. The americans see them as a burden😂😂😂 For worse.... They don't wanna have childrens anymore, because is too expensive take care of them. So their population don't grow enough to keep the economy runing. Look at Canada. The concerts full of old people. You said.... It's not about color of skin. OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT COLOR OF SKIN.!! Like Trump said. We need people from sweden, Finland, ... those inmigrants are welcome. Dou you see Finish people cutting fish meat in a Factory in Florida? 😂😂 I don't know what americans are gonna do to save their declining nation. (I am for sure that they are not gonna work hard as chinese do making shoes of any other product in factories) Maybe another war. Is the only thing they know to do..

@@WJV9 In the Constitution - the federal armed services are not permitted to perform police functions. Trump tried to get them involved in rounding up illegal border crossers, but they ended up doing office work.

This is the truth and people don't want to hear about the real problems with illegal immigration, they just want to point a finger at others and scream do more so they can say "see I did something" and then go back to their lives.

Except for the coworkers you just know hates kids and somehow got kid cage duty anyway.

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Important point to remember. Some American ancestors were kidnapped and brought here by force. Some American ancestors have always been here for thousands of yrs. Most Americans are descended from immigrants, but not everyone is.

This is a garbage argument, a serious straw man, which I hope he didn't write because I like Jon. None of the people in this clip are talking about children, babies are crawling across the border on their own, eh?

@@JohnCallender-ut3sw - at least he doesn't have straw for hair! 🤣

@@JohnCallender-ut3sw I mean if people who are pro import had to seriously discuss the topic theyd have to talk about issues like how to do background checks and whos gonna pay for it and how to sell that to people who can barely feed their own children, so strawmanning and being ridiculous is a lot easier. That being said this is a comedy show, people who take it too serious you should generally not try to have a serious conversation with

@@TheSuperappelflap The problem is too many people actually get their news from this program, my dad and sister among them. You can be funny and have an honest argument. It just divides people further to constantly make fun of the other side while being disingenuous.

Did they ever peak? Or do they just think they did and miss it? Even high school bullies were secretly hated in high school.

Kindergarten - they could draw

Klepper always makes me laugh. I wouldn’t miss a single one of his segments. I’m John is back too.