TRY NOT TO CRINGE! - Tito Ortiz Edition

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Bram MMA

2 жыл бұрын

Try not to laugh / cringe featuring tito ortiz weirdest and cringiest moment trying to put a sentence together in english Dana White said Google tito Ortiz talking and called him stupid. Featuring chael sonnen, chuck liddell, Daniel Cormier
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@BramMMA
@BramMMA 5 ай бұрын
Like this is Uncle Dana sent you here. Also, he wanted you to subscribe 😏
@Jamie_Wulfyr
@Jamie_Wulfyr 4 ай бұрын
😂👌🏻 Guilty as charged.
@273Banjo
@273Banjo 3 ай бұрын
Yes, just watched a Dana vid and he said to look this up!
@thepatriot4991
@thepatriot4991 3 ай бұрын
Guilty! N Dana was rt !!
@Lenny.262
@Lenny.262 28 күн бұрын
"I love my grandma. I call her every night and wake her up to remind her to take her sleeping pills." -Tito Ortiz
@kylekelly7330
@kylekelly7330 5 күн бұрын
And the onion he attempted to cut🤣
@robertosmith1
@robertosmith1 Жыл бұрын
A microphone is the toughest opponent Tito ever faced.
@louisvillalba7695
@louisvillalba7695 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JohnDoe-xf5jm
@JohnDoe-xf5jm Жыл бұрын
To funny
@Patrick-fj4vz
@Patrick-fj4vz Жыл бұрын
Tito's a moron! He got his last three brain cells punched out of him years ago!!!🤕
@Krassemuraene1
@Krassemuraene1 Жыл бұрын
Truth! 😂
@rafaelraad555
@rafaelraad555 Жыл бұрын
Lost every time 😂😂😂
@LND209
@LND209 2 жыл бұрын
"I expect no least than I expect" - Tito Ortiz
@Randomyoutubecommenter
@Randomyoutubecommenter 2 жыл бұрын
I expect no least than I expect
@shanebrownlee69
@shanebrownlee69 Жыл бұрын
Don't we all? 😂
@VPangpCha
@VPangpCha Жыл бұрын
Broooo 😭😭😭😭
@OregonPotFarmer
@OregonPotFarmer Жыл бұрын
I wanna tell me what's what you see by the fight what you saw when you were in the rjng
@99Gara99
@99Gara99 Жыл бұрын
He's right
@AlphaDog482
@AlphaDog482 7 ай бұрын
I'm here because Dana white said "Google Tito Ortiz talking" and there's no disappointment 😂
@Redguy75666
@Redguy75666 2 ай бұрын
Dana White just told me to come here... 😂😂😂😂
@fernandocuevas6148
@fernandocuevas6148 2 ай бұрын
Same here 😂
@PJM454
@PJM454 2 ай бұрын
Same here. Tito is as dumb as a thump.
@carbajal8283
@carbajal8283 2 ай бұрын
Finally, Dana’s lies are becoming truth.
@robertrottman765
@robertrottman765 2 ай бұрын
This shit is pure gold!!
@rg8301
@rg8301 4 ай бұрын
Give Tito a break. He trains 6 days a week. 5 of those day he'll train 3 days , and one of those days he'll train for 2 days.....look it up, he actually said that.
@user-cm5eb4wh1h
@user-cm5eb4wh1h 4 ай бұрын
Perfectly Tito!
@touchmycamerathroughthefence
@touchmycamerathroughthefence 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@captainbuzzkill4658
@captainbuzzkill4658 2 ай бұрын
Does Tito have a hyperbolic time chamber?
@jasonl3154
@jasonl3154 Ай бұрын
I was hoping for this comment 😂🤣
@rubenj.dijkstra3758
@rubenj.dijkstra3758 Ай бұрын
He's reaching for those grapes 🍇
@AHSArnulf
@AHSArnulf 2 жыл бұрын
" this guy can't even put a sentence together " *tito immediately fails to put a sentence together*
@checksoverstripes2498
@checksoverstripes2498 2 жыл бұрын
Classic 🤣🤣🤣
@VarietyVideoGamer
@VarietyVideoGamer Жыл бұрын
He even said "fucking" wrong lol
@matthewturley1152
@matthewturley1152 Жыл бұрын
Kinda like joe Biden
@Shooter__Mcgavin
@Shooter__Mcgavin Жыл бұрын
the funny thing is if he actually stopped at “he’s trying to make his wine” it would’ve kinda made sense but then he just started spitting gibberish
@ShahPhilLeotardo
@ShahPhilLeotardo Жыл бұрын
Cheese & Wine
@WanderleiSilva29
@WanderleiSilva29 2 жыл бұрын
“I want to outlive my children…. Of course”…. Best line ever
@REDJACK9879
@REDJACK9879 2 жыл бұрын
Man having the perspective of a father him saying that is beyond selfish.
@Stopvotingdemocrat
@Stopvotingdemocrat 2 жыл бұрын
@@REDJACK9879 right. As a father I want my kids to out live me of course
@REDJACK9879
@REDJACK9879 2 жыл бұрын
@@Stopvotingdemocrat I feel the same way
@michaelfowler5760
@michaelfowler5760 2 жыл бұрын
What was he thinking?
@WanderleiSilva29
@WanderleiSilva29 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfowler5760 Man.... I have no idea, but that was a classic line from Tito.... If he doesnt have brain damage, NOBODY does. lol
@flame-sky7148
@flame-sky7148 11 ай бұрын
“ Let me tell you how you feeling right now” 😂😂😅🤣
@RussellTheTrader97
@RussellTheTrader97 Ай бұрын
lol
@DanBunyan
@DanBunyan 13 күн бұрын
How's it feel feds daughter wanted someone homeless over 1 nut husband telling kids that lol wanted me to trach adopted kid how to fight, lol do same shit to him lol wanna leave family too lol smart kid
@vinnyhaddad
@vinnyhaddad Жыл бұрын
“I don’t drink alcohol… that much. At all anymore. Ever... I mean, not compared to when I was in my twenties.” Jesus, Tito. Just say you don’t drink as much as you used to.
@Sprtschk
@Sprtschk 4 ай бұрын
that was like beetlejuice's "I don't smoke" tirade
@TheMasonator777
@TheMasonator777 2 ай бұрын
I think that’s about a syllable away from a haiku.
@teerollings6919
@teerollings6919 Ай бұрын
He only drinks one day a week, except on Tuesday when he drinks two days. Also on Thursdays when he drinks four days a week. So he only drinks twice a week except for Saturdays when it's 3 days per week, and Sunday but only in the morning for two days.
@elitehvm7360
@elitehvm7360 Ай бұрын
@@teerollings6919 💀💀💀🤣🤣
@lemaireisthebestever
@lemaireisthebestever Ай бұрын
@@TheMasonator777 Tito's so dumb he thinks a haiku is that japanese math puzzle
@gtrrealreels7339
@gtrrealreels7339 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Liddell was legitimately in shock and confused trying to understand what Tito was saying LMAO
@TheSands83
@TheSands83 Жыл бұрын
Well he was saying he matured well but not great because his father n grandparents r really old.. perfectly explained 😂 makes perfect sense 😂.. stop reaching for your grapes
@Ediblesrgood
@Ediblesrgood Жыл бұрын
​@@TheSands83 he tryna make his wine and it sounding like a violin
@Chubzdoomer
@Chubzdoomer Жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see that clip, it kills me!
@proudindian2186
@proudindian2186 5 ай бұрын
Dude have u seen liddel face in that fox show with joe rogan
@DizzyDez613
@DizzyDez613 5 ай бұрын
I’ve watched it dozens of times, and I’m 100% convinced Chuck thought he was having a stroke. He had that look on his face like, “What’s going on? Is everyone else hearing this? Is my brain melting? Do I need to go to the hospital?” Luckily for him, it was just Tito trying to form a sentence.
@BramMMA
@BramMMA 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't drink Alcohol...that much...at all, anymore...EVER!"
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 2 жыл бұрын
"Compared to when I was youger"
@traveler-1997-1
@traveler-1997-1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@JoeMisseri
@JoeMisseri Жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful haiku...
@rollwithdynamite
@rollwithdynamite Жыл бұрын
​@@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 😆
@captaindeadpool2655
@captaindeadpool2655 Жыл бұрын
​@@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM At least in my 20s
@J_GoTTi
@J_GoTTi 7 ай бұрын
Dude got hit way too many times. 😂
@emilegriffith1473
@emilegriffith1473 5 ай бұрын
He's always been like this, but yeah it has gotten worse, as the hits haven't helped
@poo1352
@poo1352 Ай бұрын
I honestly think that has nothing to do with it 🤣 That’s just regular Tito.
@aymen_b1267
@aymen_b1267 2 ай бұрын
"I'm only 43 years old, I'm an old mature, I'm matured all that... I mean very fast but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father's is 80 years old and my grandma's a 100 years old so my body is in great shape." Tito Ortiz everybody!
@RussellTheTrader97
@RussellTheTrader97 Ай бұрын
There has to be something mentally wrong with him. 😂😂
@matthewbryant958
@matthewbryant958 2 жыл бұрын
Love it how Tito digs and digs and digs……and digs himself into a even deeper hole when speaking 😂😂😂😂
@tcraig2022
@tcraig2022 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 dead on dude when he starts talking and some random shit just FLYS outta his mouth he doesn't think🤔 ohh..that's not what I meant... He thinks...."I wanna outlive my children"? Yeah..🤔now how can I finish this off and make it sound good 🤔 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@b-dogs1038
@b-dogs1038 Жыл бұрын
the guy really should say nothing. That last story about Africa & the lion was really quite complicated & could be legendary & perfect if told by a mentally nimble fighter.
@Uffareel
@Uffareel Жыл бұрын
Well that was his signature thing when he won ...pretend he was digging and digging and digging 🤣
@seferino
@seferino Жыл бұрын
"I self learned myself " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mattwarrington1
@mattwarrington1 Жыл бұрын
He's digging his hole, he's making his wine
@WilliamJohnson-lq7bd
@WilliamJohnson-lq7bd Жыл бұрын
It's all comedic gold, but the part where he's sitting next to Chuck Liddell and talking about maturing old gets me. I LOVE when Chuck looks back at the interviewers in the middle of Tito's answer. It's as if Tito's stupidity has caused Chuck to doubt himself and wonder if his answer is making sense to anyone else. Chuck looks at the interviewers with a look of alarm on his face hoping that the interviewers look confused or are laughing, so that he'll know he's not the only one baffled by Tito's stupidity.
@wc4584
@wc4584 Жыл бұрын
Ohh my God I can’t stop laughing at your comment! It took me like 15 minutes to finish reading your comment. I was laughing so hard I was crying picturing Chucks face! Man you sealed my night don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep thinking about it.
@birdbird8145
@birdbird8145 Жыл бұрын
Your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SG-er8cx
@SG-er8cx Жыл бұрын
Hahaha so true man
@zacara8469
@zacara8469 Жыл бұрын
It fucking kills me. The dudes nearly brain dead and even he realised Tito can't string a sentence together.
@yaroslavmantsevich
@yaroslavmantsevich Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KneelBeforeZod310
@KneelBeforeZod310 Жыл бұрын
When chael started snoring, that was the best delivery time. I think that made tito mess up more. Priceless
@Jingling-MelO
@Jingling-MelO 7 ай бұрын
Only person that makes tito mess up more is tito. He doesn't need any help hahah
@Only2GendersCommonSense
@Only2GendersCommonSense Жыл бұрын
2:20 That boy Chuck had to look over at the reporters to see if they were hearing what he was hearing, dude looked like he was legit concerned for Tito 😂😂😂
@DJ_Mimsey
@DJ_Mimsey 2 жыл бұрын
Fedor speaks better English than Tito
@theblaze2294
@theblaze2294 Жыл бұрын
charles oliveria has better English than tito lmao
@Idkaname-co9oh
@Idkaname-co9oh Жыл бұрын
Nate diaz might have better English than Tito
@chazbustos6790
@chazbustos6790 Жыл бұрын
Stipe has better English than tito
@thebegining4613
@thebegining4613 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@alexkaplan1136
@alexkaplan1136 Жыл бұрын
“We got a translator… for our English-speaking audience.”
@chibwekapalajnr
@chibwekapalajnr Жыл бұрын
“Jealous of him, this guy can’t even put a sentence together” then proceeds to fail to put a sentence together 😂😂😂 Tito is gold 😂
@skinwolf
@skinwolf 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@NoContent1991
@NoContent1991 8 ай бұрын
Fools gold
@Whitey_McCrackerson
@Whitey_McCrackerson 2 ай бұрын
I had to rewind it a few times..pure gold!
@gregorydacosta2102
@gregorydacosta2102 5 ай бұрын
That interview with Chuck gets me every time!😂 Never has WTF been communicated so clearly.🤣
@bubba_good
@bubba_good Жыл бұрын
1:36 the look on Tito’s face like he won an argument. And Chaels face & shoulder shrug just before is priceless! 😂
@kaidaley8895
@kaidaley8895 4 ай бұрын
Lmao, "it wasn't my wife"
@elimartinez7270
@elimartinez7270 2 ай бұрын
His stupid smile 😆😂🤣
@Daniel.T2021
@Daniel.T2021 2 күн бұрын
Thank you for pointing that out, I missed it the first time.. this guy never fails for a good laugh.. my goodness
@southpoundham
@southpoundham Жыл бұрын
Brendan Shaub and Tito Ortiz trying to communicate with each other is fucking gold
@rossgoldsworthy1583
@rossgoldsworthy1583 Жыл бұрын
The Thicc Titz podcast. Gold right there
@captaindeadpool2655
@captaindeadpool2655 Жыл бұрын
At the end of the conversation they'd definitely both walk separate ways and both say "That guys an idiot" to themselves.
@tomassilva4474
@tomassilva4474 Жыл бұрын
FADE IN: INT. UFC PRESS ROOM - DAY Brendan Schaub, a former mixed martial artist turned commentator, and Tito Ortiz, a retired UFC fighter, are sitting at a press conference table, attempting to have a conversation with each other. It quickly becomes clear that their communication skills are seriously lacking. BRENDAN: So, Tito, what do you think of the current state of the UFC? TITO: (misunderstanding) Oh, I don't like the color of the new jerseys. BRENDAN: (confused) What? No, I'm asking about the state of the sport. TITO: (still not getting it) Yeah, the jerseys. They're too bright. BRENDAN: (facepalming) No, Tito, I'm talking about the fighters, the matchups, the events. What do you think of all that? TITO: (looking lost) I don't know, man. I just want to fight. BRENDAN: (sighing) Okay, let's change the subject. What do you think of Conor McGregor's chances in his next fight? TITO: (thoughtful) Well, I think he's a great fighter, but he needs to work on his grappling. BRENDAN: (nodding) Yeah, that's definitely an area he could improve in. But what about his striking? TITO: (looking puzzled) His what? BRENDAN: (holding back a laugh) His striking. You know, his punches and kicks. TITO: (understanding) Oh, his striking! Yeah, he's got some good punches. BRENDAN: (smirking) Yeah, I think he's got a bit more than just "some" good punches. The two continue to struggle with their conversation, with Tito frequently misunderstanding Brendan's questions and Brendan struggling to decipher Tito's responses. BRENDAN: (to himself) Communicating with Tito Ortiz is like trying to speak a different language. TITO: (smirking) Yeah, man, I don't know what you're saying half the time. The press conference ends with both men laughing, clearly amused by their lack of communication skills. FADE OUT.
@androogalt
@androogalt Жыл бұрын
​@@tomassilva4474 Brendan coming across way too smart in this dialogue
@tomassilva4474
@tomassilva4474 Жыл бұрын
@@androogalt pahahaahha
@steve-uq5tl
@steve-uq5tl Жыл бұрын
He’s trying to sound so profound but at the same time he sounded so stupid !He’s a legend in his own mind
@mmooraj
@mmooraj Жыл бұрын
I love it
@jorgegarcia3358
@jorgegarcia3358 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha hes such a jackass 😂
@JagerFrostTroll
@JagerFrostTroll Жыл бұрын
Tito is the smartest man on the planet in Titos head
@jefferyflood
@jefferyflood Жыл бұрын
No.... Tito's a legend... I find the video funny but don't disrespect what Tito's done. He paved the way for the sport we have today
@mmooraj
@mmooraj Жыл бұрын
@@jefferyflood I never said he is not a legend, he is an mma legend for sure but at the same time he is funny with the way he answers questions which is fine nothing wrong with that. If anything I have immense respect for Tito based off the way he handled the Anderson Silva loss, with that being said I dont care abt all the useless hatred thrown towards him I just enjoy listening to him speak bec I find it entertaining in a positive way. Thats not an attack at his character or the way he presents itself, its admiration towards him bec he is diff & he owns it.
@papershredder2711
@papershredder2711 Жыл бұрын
When he says chuck can’t even put a sentence together never fails to make me laugh
@jin6000
@jin6000 Жыл бұрын
The violin wine line had me dying. 😂😂 What the fuck Tito.
@sheegs1
@sheegs1 Жыл бұрын
‘I wanna tell me’ gets me every time😂
@dannycardona211
@dannycardona211 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@happybee7725
@happybee7725 Жыл бұрын
Chucks face when Tito’s talking about how he’s matured.😂 that look from Chuck was what made that interview so funny. He’s looking at the interviewer like “wtf is he talking about? Can you believe a grown man talks like that?” 😂
@boushbash3133
@boushbash3133 Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious 🤣🤣 Tito is cringe like hell
@adamburling9551
@adamburling9551 Жыл бұрын
He's an old mature
@chrisfrench9257
@chrisfrench9257 Жыл бұрын
​@Boushbash you mean cringe as hell, right tito?
@abefrias8048
@abefrias8048 5 ай бұрын
That was the"see what you guys started?" Look he gave them 😂😂😂
@Tank_sgv
@Tank_sgv 11 ай бұрын
Chuck was like “you hearing this “
@ReadyPlayerTomVR
@ReadyPlayerTomVR 3 ай бұрын
0:22 "I wanna tell ME, what you see, lets go ahead and see, by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" WHAT!? 🤣
@ThrobinHood97
@ThrobinHood97 2 ай бұрын
Was looking for this lol
@psyckose
@psyckose 2 ай бұрын
Same​@@ThrobinHood97
@safesex281
@safesex281 Ай бұрын
The hour I wasted having this on repeat 😂🤣😭 swear to God I'm saying this at work with the straightest face
@kylekyle2985
@kylekyle2985 2 жыл бұрын
"Me, myself and Chuck"😂😂
@funchicoo
@funchicoo Жыл бұрын
That's the sequel to me myself and Irene
@optinoptimist
@optinoptimist Жыл бұрын
tito being lowkey genius and trying to get two pay per view pay checks
@mmooraj
@mmooraj Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a cartoon
@atimetraveler4910
@atimetraveler4910 4 ай бұрын
Sounds like a porno from the 70s
@graham13clark
@graham13clark Жыл бұрын
Putting tito on the mic with uncle Chael should have been some sort of crime 😂
@a.i.l1074
@a.i.l1074 Жыл бұрын
"Just to correct you it was no marriage" So layered. Perfect
@MHeat.
@MHeat. 7 ай бұрын
Tito the kind of guy to lose a rap battle to a mute guy
@scott6700
@scott6700 Жыл бұрын
Christopher Walken: “Tito, please don’t ever quote me again” Tito: “Ok, I won’t ever quote me again”
@TheMrChurbro
@TheMrChurbro Жыл бұрын
3:14 "now it's about my kids, I wanna outlive my children, of course 100%"
@sugarray6250
@sugarray6250 11 ай бұрын
I died when he started talking about the lion 😂
@glockdude5472
@glockdude5472 Жыл бұрын
“I never let you guys down until now.”
@DeezNuts-gl6nx
@DeezNuts-gl6nx Жыл бұрын
“It is just me, myself, and Chuck” LMFAOOOOOO
@Jadifi
@Jadifi Жыл бұрын
Chael falling asleep while Tito talking is the funniest shit ever to me
@xgengx7530
@xgengx7530 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mzeminsk
@mzeminsk 11 ай бұрын
Totally needed that. Ortiz! True goat. Respect.
@Steve_643
@Steve_643 Жыл бұрын
This funniest thing I’ve watched in a while 😂
@Cuseball121
@Cuseball121 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t ever forget “There was never no marriage”
@driedpancake
@driedpancake Жыл бұрын
"he embarassed me on my birthday"
@dannycardona211
@dannycardona211 Жыл бұрын
"You're a fucking punk dude"
@sumoathelstan
@sumoathelstan Жыл бұрын
He cracked the biggest smile when he said that💀💀💀
@ducc764
@ducc764 Жыл бұрын
You’re a fuckin punk dude
@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu
@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu Жыл бұрын
​@@sumoathelstan "Well just to correct you I was never in no marriage 😁😁😁😁" -Tito Ortiz
@nam-sdrawkcab
@nam-sdrawkcab Жыл бұрын
You dont tell Tito how you're feeling, he tells you how you're feeling
@seanrun4228
@seanrun4228 Жыл бұрын
Tito is also a great wordsmith as well. Shakespeare ain’t got nothing on him.
@nam-sdrawkcab
@nam-sdrawkcab Жыл бұрын
@@seanrun4228 neither do those jackals, dudes a lion
@nam-sdrawkcab
@nam-sdrawkcab 4 ай бұрын
@@tropicalterrarium1742 check 2:46 into the video he literally says to emelianenko "Let me tell you how you're feeling" lol
@Joseph-lz5er
@Joseph-lz5er 9 ай бұрын
I actually think Tito and Chael should have a reality show together. They are hilarious with each other.
@raffimckringleberry2740
@raffimckringleberry2740 Жыл бұрын
Any time I feel down I just watch some tito ortiz videos. 😂😂😂
@kevincarranza8680
@kevincarranza8680 2 жыл бұрын
He's like the Micheal Scott of the UFC.
@vosaemify
@vosaemify Жыл бұрын
This is soooo accurate
@pandavelli8176
@pandavelli8176 Жыл бұрын
It’s one of his characters, Ultimate Mike.
@CashMoneyKennels
@CashMoneyKennels Жыл бұрын
😭 legit
@adammiddleton5006
@adammiddleton5006 Жыл бұрын
Haha best comment
@Bman01234
@Bman01234 Жыл бұрын
Lmao yes he is
@Dopeornope222
@Dopeornope222 2 жыл бұрын
Tito talking about jackals and hyenas and eating right through this little hyena… Then they cut out the best part, not long after Tito goes to speak again and Chael says “Tito, tell us another story about Jackals.”
@LND209
@LND209 2 жыл бұрын
"Tell another Jackal story"
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour 2 жыл бұрын
Could of swore he called him a jackass. But I went back and watched it. In my head it went, "I'm a jackal...and you're a jackass"
@CashMoneyKennels
@CashMoneyKennels Жыл бұрын
😭
@CashMoneyKennels
@CashMoneyKennels Жыл бұрын
​@@ItIsYouAreNotYour in my head in went "Im the king if the jungle who do you think your are I am!"
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour Жыл бұрын
@@CashMoneyKennels haha Yeah it's strange how our memories create things that never happened.
@thomasbarlow3782
@thomasbarlow3782 5 ай бұрын
Chanel snoring, while he was rambling about the wilderness, was pretty funny!!!
@LUISGOMEZ-cg3kf
@LUISGOMEZ-cg3kf 5 ай бұрын
Bro this is serendipitously comedy gold, lol😂
@anthonymcvey3050
@anthonymcvey3050 2 жыл бұрын
Tito “I want to outlive my children” Ortiz
@sportsfan6554
@sportsfan6554 2 жыл бұрын
Of course 100%
@seferino
@seferino Жыл бұрын
LoL 🤣🤣🤣
@nateweber9258
@nateweber9258 2 жыл бұрын
Never change Tito. Best shit ever.
@Joker-my3ih
@Joker-my3ih 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank u I needed that laugh 😂
@rab46290
@rab46290 2 ай бұрын
Holy cow.. he knows the word perseverance. Chuck Lidell speachless got me. 😆
@JGrogann
@JGrogann Жыл бұрын
Tito could do stand up better than anyone, although unintentionally. best laughs I've had in ages.
@GameTime-yj6qv
@GameTime-yj6qv 7 ай бұрын
He doesn't need to prepare any material. Just ask him to talk about different topics
@name3698
@name3698 Жыл бұрын
1:29 I've seen this exchange multiple times, but this is the first time I noticed tito's smile. He was proud of that response.
@ayejay4028
@ayejay4028 Жыл бұрын
Chael is a genius because he knows when NOT to talk and he let that line sink in 😂😂
@presidentcomacho3816
@presidentcomacho3816 Жыл бұрын
Tito really thought he got challenged with that one
@Luuugssssss
@Luuugssssss Жыл бұрын
I think maybe its edited haha, maybe not
@TophoriMusic
@TophoriMusic Жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha omg youre right!!!
@MrWinning43
@MrWinning43 8 ай бұрын
😂
@dumpsterfire7916
@dumpsterfire7916 5 ай бұрын
Thank you Dana... You're right, this was hilarious 💀
@seantaylor4683
@seantaylor4683 Жыл бұрын
This was so hard to get through 😂
@rolandr4774
@rolandr4774 2 жыл бұрын
"This little hyena right here I'm going to eat right through him." -Oito Trtiz
@jaikefromlake6883
@jaikefromlake6883 Жыл бұрын
Chucks face when he looked back at the interviewers gets me every time, hahaha. He looked genuinely confused by Titos' stupidity
@dopelyrics6223
@dopelyrics6223 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂
@user-rw2lc7em8s
@user-rw2lc7em8s 3 ай бұрын
this never gets old
@georgeyboy8186
@georgeyboy8186 2 жыл бұрын
He reaching for those grapes and he’s trying to make wine, and that wines starting to sound like a violin with cheese and wine. I thought that was beautiful and just what we were all thinking
@smolsnek3835
@smolsnek3835 Жыл бұрын
I've always been really curious about what he was trying to say in that moment
@turdferguson2
@turdferguson2 Жыл бұрын
​​@@smolsnek3835omething about violins playing for him, i.e a pity party, and probably meant to ask if he 'wanted some cheese with that Whine'
@Originalchili
@Originalchili 7 ай бұрын
Poetry
@SB-gy2vx
@SB-gy2vx Жыл бұрын
"I wanna tell me what you see, lets go ahead and see by the fight. What you saw... in the ring?" This one always kills me, the other dude must have been so confused 😂
@josephsleight2634
@josephsleight2634 5 ай бұрын
Ortiz was the one that needed a translator.
@cristo6007
@cristo6007 7 ай бұрын
When Chuck Liddell looks at you like WTF, it's bad😅
@sinori008
@sinori008 5 ай бұрын
Whoever created this is a genius. Thank you!
@fips711
@fips711 2 жыл бұрын
Outlive his children hahaha, hadn't heard that beore.
@sithari518
@sithari518 Жыл бұрын
Chael went so easy on him. If he wanted to, he could have crushed him and exposed him so badly the commission would have questioned his license
@austinbratton9973
@austinbratton9973 3 ай бұрын
These Tito bloopers got me 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@daniellittle757
@daniellittle757 4 ай бұрын
I've seen the christopher walken bit loads of time it still makes me smile lol 😆
@CashMoneyKennels
@CashMoneyKennels Жыл бұрын
"Finally your lies are becoming the truth" 😭
@zeezus890
@zeezus890 2 жыл бұрын
tito is the cringe GOAT
@Johnnyrocks34
@Johnnyrocks34 Жыл бұрын
The snoring was best! Lmfao
@aarondaank
@aarondaank Жыл бұрын
The dramatic pauses between Tito’s nonsense just make its that much more hilarious.
@JohnSmith-tu9bo
@JohnSmith-tu9bo Ай бұрын
Even Tito is confused by his own stupidity
@Brandon_737
@Brandon_737 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't let you get close" - Chael Sonnen.
@michaelmorales3097
@michaelmorales3097 2 ай бұрын
Dude chucks look at Tito and interviews is hilarious 😂
@F110mech
@F110mech 4 ай бұрын
Bruh...that Ricky dub over...I'm dead ☠🤣😂🤣😂
@MacBobby1408
@MacBobby1408 Жыл бұрын
2:30 Ricky is the funniest Tv show character of all time. “I’m self smarted” 😂😂
@majuscule8883
@majuscule8883 Жыл бұрын
Only Steven Segal beat him.
@blaine6097
@blaine6097 4 ай бұрын
I fuckin a toad a soe
@brohemianclapsody5509
@brohemianclapsody5509 Жыл бұрын
Tito’s career started as a make a wish, then he survived the tumor and we were stuck with him
@oddalfhutlur6760
@oddalfhutlur6760 Жыл бұрын
💀
@frankhaula
@frankhaula 4 ай бұрын
This was truly remarkable.
@chrisskywalker6079
@chrisskywalker6079 2 ай бұрын
"Let me tell you how you feel..!" OMG! LOL!🤣
@thepeckhampoet1909
@thepeckhampoet1909 2 жыл бұрын
There just simply isn't enough tito material, he is hilarious
@fr4nk45
@fr4nk45 Жыл бұрын
‘’ i am an old mature’’ - Tito Ortiz
@troy3853
@troy3853 Ай бұрын
"Reaching for those drapes"😂😂
@TheOne-pn8bd
@TheOne-pn8bd Жыл бұрын
Tito would not expect anything less than what he expects
@Irma_Girde
@Irma_Girde Жыл бұрын
This dude is a magnificent orator. He self learned himself.
@highwind8124
@highwind8124 Жыл бұрын
2:21 - Coked out Chuck Lidell's expression is everything.
@Vishnu7Shani510
@Vishnu7Shani510 2 жыл бұрын
If we had to send just one person or "ambassador" if you will, to meet the first extraterrestrial, it would be hands down, Tito. The thing about big T is he has great communication skills,timing in speech, and speaks with correctness and conviction.
@harrycrotch9574
@harrycrotch9574 Жыл бұрын
Send in Tito first if we ever have a chance to meet aliens. If there friendly they can relate to Tito and his big head. If they're not friendly Tito's big head will block there supersonic high intensity photon cannons
@tony_dogs
@tony_dogs Жыл бұрын
Well just to correct you there was never no aliens.
@theblaze2294
@theblaze2294 Жыл бұрын
@@tony_dogs you sound like tito ortiz lmao
@JesseStevenTrumm3992
@JesseStevenTrumm3992 Жыл бұрын
@@theblaze2294 That was the point 🤓
@robtomben
@robtomben Жыл бұрын
@@harrycrotch9574 Perfect.
@benatraneweckd3553
@benatraneweckd3553 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these Genius Tito videos all week, good to see they're still rolling out lmao.
@checksoverstripes2498
@checksoverstripes2498 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao they’re instant classics
@benatraneweckd3553
@benatraneweckd3553 2 жыл бұрын
@@checksoverstripes2498 I agree.
@attrition197
@attrition197 4 ай бұрын
Chuck liddel one never stops making me laugh😄😄
@RascalMcBants
@RascalMcBants Жыл бұрын
"He can't put a sentence together" precedes not to put a sentence together.
@rjamesyork
@rjamesyork Жыл бұрын
Him telling Fedor “Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now” isn’t the same unless you get to see him awkwardly hand the mic over afterward.
@stuartminkus4318
@stuartminkus4318 Жыл бұрын
The entire video is hilarious but the last clip with him going on and on about this jackal story and Chael snoring had my stomach in knots lol.
@Wopko
@Wopko Жыл бұрын
This man says the things I want to but dont have the heart for. ❤
@compilecodebug6430
@compilecodebug6430 Жыл бұрын
Tito’s telling the lion story and Brennan Ward is sitting next to him with a look like he wished he could get out of there 😂
@texasturner2313
@texasturner2313 Жыл бұрын
3:08 Brendan Schaub and Tito Ortiz with a combined I.Q. Of 83. 😂
@mikerock621
@mikerock621 Жыл бұрын
77 at the most
@silencefiction60
@silencefiction60 4 ай бұрын
"As the way i do"😂🤣😂 "i come it with heart, i come it with determination"🤣
@Wigglythegreat2
@Wigglythegreat2 7 ай бұрын
The expression on Chuck Liddell's face had me rolling.
@favourugbah17
@favourugbah17 2 жыл бұрын
Like he thinks things and when he wants to talk they come out scrambled.
@Colt-eq1vm
@Colt-eq1vm 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is describing things to perfection! This guy is a whole Cringemagnet!
@JB-qt3wo
@JB-qt3wo Жыл бұрын
Typical of a guy who’s been punched and kicked in the head…hard.. a bunch of times.
@Garf2O
@Garf2O Жыл бұрын
@@JB-qt3wo no the hell it isnt lmao, youre just thinking of nate diaz
@MacBobby1408
@MacBobby1408 2 жыл бұрын
Throwing in Ricky from Trailer Park Boys was too fucking amazing 💀🤣
@tw0crows74
@tw0crows74 7 ай бұрын
4:23 one of the greatest moments in MMA history 😂
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