Hmm...no caption again. Also, what happened to the older Extra Punctuations, the ones that weren't a full video?

When is this week’s post-ZP stream?

@@E1craZ4life It's tomorrow, it's already on the channel page so you can remind yourself.

He's so cool!

He’s so grool!

@@blackadder5517 doesn’t support gay rights though. That’s kinda a bummer.

Gamer moment

@@Alphabunsquad Source?

Even hearing "Kickstart my Heart" until you hate it become slightly cooler if done to "Kickstart my Heart" ;)

I've had "Buried The Sun" by Wormrot as my alarm clock for the last 5 or so years and still love it :D

Easiest way to start hating Kickstart My Heart is to try learning it on Rocksmith 2014. Bonus points if doing so on an old guitar that barely functions, or worse, in a household that includes a cat so irritating you wrote a whole novel immortalising what an obnoxious pricks he is.

I have track Persona (the piano one) from persona 3 as my alarm for the last 14 years. Positives? I need to hear three first notes to wake up. Negatives? I can't heat it anywhere else without chacking on my phone.

Id do that with the Eurobeat remix by Turbo for the lols

I don't know, my memory might be fuzzy on this one, but he's really fond of Call of Duty. Don't look it up, just know it's true!

@@landonletterman831 his favourite game's Crusters Revenge.

Not at all. He's done like three cautiously positive ones now.

@@landonletterman831 He loved 4

But nothing compares to his love for all JRPGs XD

Hey! I see you're bleeding from the eyes a lot less than normal today! That's fantastic!

“That was an improvement but it’s not hard to improve on garbage” -Captain Price

Slightly better than a mouthful of nails.

Let me correct it: It gives you a better Guardians story than the movies do & better characterization for several characters like Gamora & Mantis. Gameplay’s decent but still fun.

Well at least it's fun to play! Unlike marvels avengers

And if he is struggling to find bad things to say about a triple-A game (like Arkham Asylum) then you know you should buy it ASAP

@@SarcyBoi41 Didn't he rate that the 5th most blandest?

@@memeticgenetic5160 No Arkham Asylum was his game of the year, might have been for origin's or knight; not sure which one

What does he like? I really can’t remember a title.

@@viniciusacmauro Portal. I remember he couldn't think of a single thing bad to say about it until his review for Portal 2 which I think was just that the fanbase was annoying or something.

My hero! I was curious what they said. I don’t know German and my Japanese is still awful

Obscure reference to Sonne by Rammstein?

@@Lttlemoi not really. "Sonne" is just "sun" in German

@@losersbecomewinners2043 All it takes is practice! been speaking German for about a year and Japanese for about 5 years. You'll get there!

@@Lttlemoi T'was the thought that ran through my head.

so in otherwords...the great khali

@@zadok23 well... ... ... yes

No one would pronounce the name of the song outloud as “Kick Start My Heart” that would be absolutely insane!

As opposed to all the nuance and sensibility that characterizes pro wrestling?

@@dairoleon2682 I wish youtube had a "Laught" or "Heart" buttons like Facebook. A simple "Like" doesn't convey how good your comment is.

Ooohhhh. So that's why I missed it. And I like how you get a post-credit scene depending on a choice you make like half way through too.

@@Codarius there was a post credit scene? Edit: oh, you mean the polaroid pictures description?

@@HenryWayat Nope. If you don't pay your fine there's a little post credit scene where you're flying along and the ship shuts down.

I didn't hide either because I couldn't decide in time.

@@Codarius The Worldmind was about to warp out of there. How would they have time to disable the disabler?

isn't there an old pinball game based on motley crue?

Apparently Battlefield 2042 heard him

thanks buddy

Imagine not improving in 20 years

@@dannuman6510 many ppl get worse, especially on the Internet when the warm sheets of appreciative community get too comfy.

20 years already.

Hey now, 14 years. He's still in his 30s.

witty is a stretch

It has to be the combination of the two Kickstart my heart AND Jetpacks. like Ying and Yang, Abbot and costello, Marmite and chocolate muffins.

@@Nickle_King I'm sure some people would argue that Crash Bandicoot 2 proved half wrong as well

@@Nickle_King Did it? Imagine Anthem, but without the jetpacks. Downright miserable. Well, *more* miserable. Point being the jetpacks were the only good thing about the game.

Kickstart My Jetpack would presumably be Yahtzee's favourite game of all time.

Yeah, that absolutely sent me xD

Totally works, love it

Games he's been condescending to have gotten top 5 before. Lest we forget Resident Evil 2 Remake.

@@nawf4372 if he never put games he was condescending to on top 5, he wouldn't have a top 5

@@archmagusofevil Yes but REmake he very specifically said was a backslide for the series, that the characters sucked, and that Mr. X was more annoying than scary.

It'll probably show up in the honourable mentions in the credits. Like Watch_Dogs Legion and its spectacularly punched-up NPC dialogue.

No he made Psychonauts 2 game of the year. Still fucking great though.

I did, and I had to slog through half of the results being a remix that plays on the Battlefield 2046 trailer

I did. It's done for Kick-start My Heart what Bendy And The Ink Machine did for Willow Weep For Me. A whole diferent set of people have appeared in Motley Crues channel. Lol. .

I discovered it with this game and absolutely love it ; do you have other recommendations for other hype as fuck songs ?

@@wickedfreak21 Rock music from the 1980's is what you're looking for.

It was a fairly nice bit of 80s, but I still prefer "Unchain my heart", which my brain helpfully injected instead each time.

@@wickedfreak21 Most of the licensed music in the Brutal Legend soundtrack?

God, it's such a banger.

Trying to strike gold again in the exact same place without expanding.

@@TheNexDude You just eloquently summed up basically every major publisher of anything, ever! "No no, we make another of the same exact thing, three times the marketing budget - we'll make a fortune, guys!"

Very true quote

True. Don't let the fact that he wrote and directed Guardians of the Galaxy and The Suicide Squad distract you from the fact that he was also a writer for both of the live action Scooby-Doo movies.

@@dylaxiusmccoy what's your point? That he did 4 excellent movies?

He's right about the game, but I enjoy some banter and the actual gameplay is fun. It's a simple gameplay loop and I'm all for that.

Your prediction finally came true!got it on ps+ and I can wholeheartedly state that was the exact right price for it.

Indeed. Playing it now cause free on epic. Disagree with the review on the dialogue though, it's absolutely hilarious.

Plus, if they did the movies, then we'd get a sidestory that can't really do anything with the characters. More so, than even this paint by numbers game. And that's a best case scenario. Has he ever played an MCU game before?

I guess they'll completely remodel Starlord's face to look more like Chris Pratt in the Remaster if it does well then.

@@YorkJonhson why Chris Pratt? It would be a different person matching the facial structure of the VA, no?

Nah, it's because they don't want to pay the actors

@randomguy8196 not anymore

Yeah, you need to hide the parts at the very beginning instead of the lama.

If you chose to hide the llama early in the game, then yeah- you won't get this bit.

People don't actually realize that the choices you make in this game do alter the story, and thus the content you experience. They just assume it's the illusion of choice. Which is only half right. Because sure, no matter what choice you make, you'll still follow the same story. But it's how you get through the story that is altered.

If you sold someone else to lady Bellblender then you get two completely different paths, although the end result is the same along with the boss fight.

Now all we need is "Tank!" To open the second game

Yeah! Asked battlefield 2042!

So basically, while those games are good, they can be more fun?

They're "ghost train rides" now.

Was that your first time ever listening to it or something? I’m guessing you’re a youngster. This is a marvel game after all, so it makes sense.

Nah, they'll just do the thing, similiarly to Mafia and Quake (before the remaster) , where you can buy it and play it, but the music will be gone.

When the "remastered" edition comes out with higher res graphics in an estimated 5-7 years, they'll do what they did for GTA games: license new (cheaper) songs and strip the old ones out. Luckily, the PC version will have a mod that puts the original songs back in.

This kind of thing is why I prefer physical editions of games.

Medicine from Doctor Feelgood.

The German is "I have never seen the sun before"

I really enjoyed the gameplay personally and I'm halfway through a NG+ run on a custom ultr hard difficulty where I do less damge and enemies do more and what not and I find it really enjoyable. Learning what cooldowns to use and when. It's like all the fun of Overwatch without the player base

Reminds me of me and anime about 5 years ago. I basically finished anything good in the genre and was constantly lamenting the creatively bankrupt and hyper contrived shows coming out. And then I stopped, and moved on to other things giving it up for dead. Felt allot better afterward. I feel for him, because ingesting this shit is his bread and butter. I know why he does it, but I’d happily watch him do other things instead of reviewing games that frustrate him. His developer diary was fantastic.

Alright what kind of gameplay would you be excited to see in the future?

@@pkre707 I agree, with you in the anime part, i loved every anime i watch, but as modernity, comes and the constant, oversaturation of the same, constant isekai, or shonen, that want to be dragon ball, the passing of amaizing characters, that look simple, yet they are deep intresting storys, and amaizing quality, passing to the constant jokes, the males protagonist, that when they are not pervert kids, to the constant crying kid and the same plot over and over again, i become jaded and tired of anime, watching a ftraction of what i watch, not even the ones i like watch, i mean that, i stop caring and move on, i miss mi games, and i have to accpet mobiles, with make me even more jaded and nihilistic, and there is nothing to do, i at different of you feeling better, i feel sad, the videogame industry i love is dying, and anime, becuase become mainstream, is starting to get the symptons of it

@@Krysnha I think thats way too much hyperbole, there are still interesting stuff coming out both in games and anime. its just that when you consume everything that you will get the less interesting stuff more than the good ones, just have a filter for what you consume and its back to good stuff again. getting excited over the next anime you want to watch or game you want to play. the vast majority of things coming out being boring, imitations of trends set by others isnt anything new to any industry. its just we all remember the good stuff more than the bad so it seems like it was better in the old days at all times.

@@luminomancer5992 yes, you are rigth, think i am just a bit tired, time will tell

You arnt. Its putrid trash. It is one of the worst films ever made. It can't decide on a tone. It's all wrong.

If you'd genuinely rather watch Thor 2 over Ragnarok then I think your brain is wired backwards

@@TheMirksta In that case, put me in the genuine backwards brain column. It's not as good as the first, true, but I'd still choose The Dark World over Ragnarok.

It's the Sword of Damocles that hangs over any game with a licensed soundtrack, nowadays... 😔

I completely agree with you. Like Yahtzee, I like when gameplay and story feel connected, but I feel like this largely succeeds at this through all the party banter you're asked to weigh in on and the puzzles that require your entire team

I think he's riffing on how Vince Neil sings it on the record, but I'm not completely sure it's not just a Yahtz-ism.

“We are now rid of the evil Mary-Kate and Ashley.”

Close, in the song "hea-art" is two syllables.

Maybe... Drinking leader?

"Ghost train ride." That's the name.