I bought some Kaiju toys off Ali Express

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Жыл бұрын

So, it's come to this, huh? I guess I'm doing one of these now.
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Track listing:
Downfall Theme I (Prediction of Disaster) - Prophecies of Nostradamus stereo soundtrack
Buy Somethin’ Will Ya! - Earthbound
UGM no Kyujitu - Ultraman 80
The Birth of Minya - Son of Godzilla
Parent Godzilla Comes Ashore - Son of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Kumonga - Son of Godzilla
Battle Against a Weak Opponent - Earthbound
Ultraman Ace pinch music - Ultraman Ace
The Place - Earthbound
Osaka Area - Super Godzilla

Пікірлер: 135

@ZaGorudan Жыл бұрын

Officially the worst video on the channel.

@_TheAntagonist_ Жыл бұрын

For what it's worth I enjoyed it. Big fan of the lawless wasteland of bootleg toys. Where but the flea market can you see Batman fighting Elsa?

@nylaandrew Жыл бұрын

It's fun. Bootleg merch is good for a laugh. I'd welcome a sequel.

@dubuyajay9964 11 ай бұрын

Good. Do more. 👍

@javiermichel7097 11 ай бұрын

The ¨worst video¨ that i enjoyed. Thanks for the vid.

@OGSuperBeserkerFinalWars 10 ай бұрын

No it the best review video i see

@DwayneFuhlhage Жыл бұрын

i love janky knokoffs and weird licensed merch. an imperial godzilla i bought at a thrift store for $0.50 is one of my road trip companions

@LamangoKaijura Жыл бұрын

You can basically TASTE the lead paint chips coming off these things.

@hyperchord 7 ай бұрын

You can't taste lead paint.

@ParrotsAccount 7 ай бұрын

@@hyperchord☝️🤓

@TOKYOTOYBANZAI Жыл бұрын

That stretchy Ultraman Jack is pretty darn great 🤣 Gotta love the bootlegs.

@v.m.9198 7 ай бұрын

I've always loved weird bootlegs more than official toys. The cheap plastic, the mangled english, the creativity(?) of the product...perfect

@mabfuentes8885 3 ай бұрын

"Now you know what Sadola's blood looks like." Sadora literally has ice(are they? really? Ice?) coming out of his mouth in UGMMB, when getting headlocked by Red King.

@BurnyToast Жыл бұрын

The moment you started playing the super Godzilla music when that clump scringly is shown, I knew it was gonna be a good day

@BurnyToast Жыл бұрын

Just the stinkiest fartiest SNES brass instruments

@Cellmate 9 ай бұрын

That one at 4:08 gave my body a workout with how hard it made me laugh. There's just no way! I couldn't believe it was real!

@nicostud916 Жыл бұрын

We shall stan Stretch Ultra-Armstrong Jack

@Ryan_Tse Жыл бұрын

Yes, I shwatched him die

@ShinGoji1987Official Жыл бұрын

Lol I love bootleg figures. They remind me of my childhood days with the imperial Godzilla and their Dinosaur/animal toys. I own a few of those mini Goji figures and some of those weren't too bad and not far from the official releases

@mattr75 Жыл бұрын

Bootlegs can be quite amusing

@Cdr2002 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me not feel alone being not caught up on newer Ultraman shows

@KeenEyeStudios Жыл бұрын

Nice. You got some real collectables on your hands.

@mabfuentes8885 3 ай бұрын

"They're both corn cobs." No. Sadora is actually a corn dog mixed with a lobster.

@jackal27 Жыл бұрын

Hell yes this was awesome and I would love more. I buy these sometimes for my kid and it’s always a hoot seeing what shows up lmao

@jackal27 Жыл бұрын

Oh and also, as someone who fucking hated Trigger, Decker is great.

@TheBoringTiger 6 ай бұрын

4:12 it has a penguin face! Omg I love your descriptions of these faces “clump scrigly”

@LightningZetton Жыл бұрын

Nice toys you got. Honestly the toys they have there are decent like upscaled spark doll figures and small scale taller figures to be in scale with spark dolls, I do like the giant figures of Ultraman they have like they took the spark doll and upscaled it to be as big as an X plus. Nice video tho

@scado5679 Жыл бұрын

You know what, that rubbery Jack might actually be a good office toy

@wateralien Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: That stretchy Jack bullshit is actually a series It has a lot of monsters too, somehow they have Aboras, Chandlar, a Gokinezula for some goddamn reason and a lot others. I have some myself (Sadora, and a Ghostron I find this series actually pretty good and I don't know what crystal Tsubaraya snorted to actually liscense it and make it an official Ultraman product

@mgkiryuu Жыл бұрын

I am with ya, I don't really get a lot of figures no more. If I do, it is the Gashapon size stuff. They don't take up much room. The figure with the terribly placed eyes is like creepypasta nightmare fuel.

@markaes Жыл бұрын

My son loves those KO first plastic kaiju guys. He has no idea who ultraman is (nor do I really) but we bought 20 of the bad guys for cheap and he makes up his own characters and plays with them all the time. Quality isn't all the bad compared to the stuff I grew up with in the 70s.

@johnxina5633 6 ай бұрын

Okay so those mini Godzilla figures are suppose to be a knock off of the blind bag mini figures I believe neca put out back in 2014. I remember seeing the blind bags for sale next to the check-outs at Wal-Mart

@dinoxels Жыл бұрын

Ali express is certainly a zany location

@ungeekmas4003 3 ай бұрын

3:55 When I bought that lot I thought that figure was based on the Godzilla of the Heisei era XD

@mabfuentes8885 3 ай бұрын

1:23 Myth-accurate Sadora be like:

@alixsprallix 6 ай бұрын

great video

@Godzillaman566 6 ай бұрын

The 1954 figure has another set of toes on top of the already existing ones

@andrewmurray1430 Жыл бұрын

big fan! but why does the backdrop look like an extreme close-up on the side of a hairy arm?

@ZaGorudan Жыл бұрын

I hate my wallpaper, lmao.

@GojiraMan Жыл бұрын

8:07 the music fit so we'll to this figure it makes me laugh so hard I miss Clump Scringly

@nathanchannel1895 Жыл бұрын

there are also some good bootlegs, one of which is the exx drawing mold brand, great toys, legend creation, etc. So my suggestion is for shf, that's what I mentioned earlier for the most sofubi, the Jinjiang toys or the BARGBK ones

@Dr79091 7 ай бұрын

Hi friend, where do you get the bargbk figures or do you have more information about it?

@nathanchannel1895 7 ай бұрын

@@Dr79091yeah I bought it at the mall near my house, yes, in this country bootleg goods are coming in. Yes, my country is Indonesia, so I have a collection of original and bootleg Godzilla and Ultraman. Oh yes, I bought it because it was rare, so I bought the figures that I bought, Gomes, Golza, Super COV. Yes, they released the Bandai version in 2009, but there is one more thing that has to be differentiated, namely when you take off the tail, you can see that it's not Bandai. I'll make a video later on how to tell the difference. the cool and original one

@timbrueggemann6084 5 ай бұрын

That's last Godzilla would make a great gorgo base

@Monsterreviews1217 9 ай бұрын

3:00 these are knock off Neca minis from their blind bag set.

@user-fy2js6os3c 6 күн бұрын

I NEED THAT STRECHY ULTRAMAN JACK FIGURE

@lordofthenarwhals 4 ай бұрын

3:36 me when sh figure arts gomora

@RyanParreno Жыл бұрын

I actually wouldn't mind if you talked about your kaiju toys in future videos

@godzillapark9075 Ай бұрын

5:23 the white arms are technically not the fault of the bootlegers, those small figures are based off WizKids mini-figures by neca it was a blind bag the containers figures and for some odd reason the fem MUTO had white arms

@lilbabyman666 9 ай бұрын

How cam you possibly look at a muto and think "Cloverfield"?

@ZaGorudan 9 ай бұрын

James Rolfe said it once and people have been parroting it ever since.

@Goji_Davezilla 3 ай бұрын

“C## blast” got me dying💀

@grantwoodell5575 11 ай бұрын

Interesting, a while ago I ordered a neca shin godzilla figure off AliExpress, (because everywhere else had it in the $90+ dollar range), I found it for $25 and I decided to take my chances, 2 weeks later and it arrives in its box, not a bootleg, and not a scratch on it!

@grantwoodell5575 11 ай бұрын

It really just depends on the person you buy from, remember, there are scammer on every website.

@Crembaw Жыл бұрын

I got a clear white and blue Tokyo SOS Godzilla at Comic-Con a decade ago if anyone wants it.

@brycevo 11 ай бұрын

That last one is the best Gajziller

@sashaplay7082 2 ай бұрын

Now you are an official gigachad sigma

@peucoman Жыл бұрын

what Gundam is that, the Ver. Anime? I would've suggested building the Beyond Global maybe if it's a model kit. Also you're missing Char's Zaku to complete the essentials

@ZaGorudan Жыл бұрын

I'm absolutely not a model kit guy. I got this figure for 30 bucks at a Walgreens, lmao.

@dudududu1926 Жыл бұрын

It's the Walgreens tie-in version. A companion of the Walmart Zaku II.

@user-xi3zg9hc4p 10 ай бұрын

I died laughing when you said goj and godj

@dubuyajay9964 11 ай бұрын

The extra eyeball is very Shin Godzilla. XD

@TorterraJayeon 8 ай бұрын

Thanks to you I end up referring to Godzilla as “Goj” often

@Inadequate-Butters Жыл бұрын

Out of the entire Monsterverse the Skull Crawlers and Mutos are the only original kaijus and that's why they are unique because they aren't fanboyed over

@blockycraftpartyplayz7015 10 ай бұрын

I found so many knockoff ultraman toys for like 5 dollars on aliexpress it’s so weird

@moai6617 6 ай бұрын

bro knows everything 💀💀🗣️🗣️

@thesteelsquid863 5 ай бұрын

My favorite ultraman moment was when Sadola approached ultraman for a fight, but ultraman just stared at Sadola in silence for ten seconds befote stretching around him and suffocating him like a fucking boa constricter

@Nahan_Boker94 Жыл бұрын

That strechable ultraman is so cursed lol

@kailemsandborg9933 Ай бұрын

So those Ultraman Cards are Legit. There sold exclusively in China. The main box itself that contains the packs has the Official Tsyburaya sticker on it

@JDPlaysMoth 6 ай бұрын

This is amazing, ten out of ten, now I want a stretchy Godzilla bootleg and cheap Gamera ripoffs lol

@TripodStudios12 7 ай бұрын

9:12 what is the name of the music in the backround?

@brucesnow3901 Жыл бұрын

Sadora looks the best one

@mmargosa1986 Жыл бұрын

I've seen sh monster arts on Ali express but I don't know if it's a scam or just real

@marleyansonbaranda5512 9 ай бұрын

The second won is kina cool

@user-xi3zg9hc4p 9 ай бұрын

7:33 reminds me of varan

@Tarokun874 6 ай бұрын

3:08 😂😂😂

@CheddarFrogs 2 ай бұрын

Yeah bay be

@ajclements4627 Жыл бұрын

I’ve been wondering if Ali Express was legit or not, now I know. I think I’d still buy a few though.

@ginay715 7 ай бұрын

Zagorudan,the Ultraman doll loses color easily.

@maxzero3647 Жыл бұрын

Jake Nii-san someone save Jake Nii-san

@MrCaLdErOn7 11 ай бұрын

4:42 what did you say

@TheJAWSarchives75 6 ай бұрын

I know Ive heard you voice before But I can’t remember where

@SHE3N 5 ай бұрын

Wikizilla

@zeeeeroin9981 5 ай бұрын

Cute

@tutorialesdepredadorhunter Жыл бұрын

oh shit oh fuck a gundam

@SimpleGuy10 2 ай бұрын

I got a AilExpress ad 😭

@pumpbigid6065 Жыл бұрын

2:22 facts

@Sir.Felix1590 Жыл бұрын

If i would do this after a bit i would brun it

@therandomsaiyajin 27 күн бұрын

Gigan with hands is fucking CURSED

@jacksonknightproductions8697 Жыл бұрын

Hey, Trigger is a good show.

@ZaGorudan Жыл бұрын

I infer I don't like it in two more consecutive videos, so prepare yourself.

@gamingwithjon8326 5 ай бұрын

sid is that you? 4:20

@KenverseProductions Жыл бұрын

Hey zagouHey ZaGorudan i found some Bandai ultraman toy battle pack is only found from china but at least we have ebay as this is official and is not fake

@ricardodavis4730 Жыл бұрын

I was squeezing a bottle of ketchup when you were describing the gross sensation of the rubber Ultraman........yuck.....

@alexisislas-gonzalez5991 7 ай бұрын

He he he whatsa you buying

@infinityzer054 9 ай бұрын

6:11 totally not blazar

@user-ur9hdima 6 ай бұрын

Nothing to do! It turns out that Ali Express is also in America! (I thought only in Russia)

@blackdragon5274 6 ай бұрын

The background looks like hairy skin

@micahfuqua 11 ай бұрын

There’s no Godzilla only Ultraman toys on aliexpress💀💀💀

@manuelaxolot4945 Жыл бұрын

i think he like trigger :)

@ZaGorudan Жыл бұрын

absolutely in love with it

@SomeDumbassOfTheWeek 6 ай бұрын

i mean got my hiya toys godzilla on ali express sooooooo

@Nah_bro0 7 ай бұрын

Funny thing is I actually like aliexpress

@rickytoddbotelho9555 Жыл бұрын

Ali express is great for crafty crap 👏 😀 👍

@JawshMeh 26 күн бұрын

I don’t even buy figures, Im poor…

@Baryonyxguy8 5 ай бұрын

5:18 ain’t they technically siblings,…..

@skibiditoiletvman 6 ай бұрын

GOJ 😆🤣

@Oliver_Fan-i7p 6 ай бұрын

Bro the second one i have that and its basically Dogshit

@ZillaGamerYT 6 ай бұрын

Are you one of the people from wikizilla

@ZaGorudan 6 ай бұрын

Maybe

@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan 3 ай бұрын

Definitely not goldn from wikiziola right?

@GabrielBroehm Ай бұрын

@user-qm7nj2oi8q 4 ай бұрын

sadora not sadola

@ZaGorudan 4 ай бұрын

The Ultra Series™ is not one you should be trying to correct the spelling of monster names for considering Tsuburaya themselves can't decide. R's and L's are switched around in translations of Japanese names thanks to a quirk in the language anyways. If I called it Sadora I'd be getting a comment telling me it's actually Sadola so I can't win either way.